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(Some Partier)   Appropriate New Year's Morning thread: how do you deal with a hangover? And keep it down, please, my head is pounding   (i.chzbgr.com) divider line 303
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2013-01-01 02:55:46 AM  
Okay, picture made me giggle like a loon.

Wish I had some advice for you, submitter.
 
2013-01-01 02:56:40 AM  
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2013-01-01 02:56:42 AM  
Maybe you should rugged-up, pukemitter.
 
2013-01-01 02:57:32 AM  
Stay drunk.
 
2013-01-01 02:59:16 AM  
Caesar
 
2013-01-01 02:59:57 AM  
i heard bacon helps. I think its the grease, so in lieu of bacon just chug some canola oil
 
2013-01-01 03:00:20 AM  
People will give you sh*tty advice like "drink water." F*ck that, you need a McDonald's breakfast sandwich, at least one hashbrown, and a large coke with extra ice. The challenge is getting up while McDonald's is serving breakfast.
 
2013-01-01 03:00:54 AM  
Fark you guys....I am just gonna stay drunk..
 
2013-01-01 03:01:04 AM  

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Oh!  That's biscuits and gravy (I think).  For a while, I thought you were encouraging people to eat their vomit.
 
2013-01-01 03:02:41 AM  
Other than greasy food, I have found this liquid vitamin concoction to almost be a miracle worker:

http://www.amazon.com/Source-Life-Liquid-Tropical-Fruit/dp/B003BI2E3 E/

Add a cap full to a pint glass, fill with water, drink.

/also, may I state that I FARKING HATE the new stupid comment posting HTML crap--it's seriously the worst of both worlds.
 
2013-01-01 03:02:55 AM  
Don't drink.
 
2013-01-01 03:03:05 AM  
Double strength EmergenC and go back to bed
 
2013-01-01 03:03:15 AM  
Yes, that is  biscuits and gravy that I made from scratch...good hangover cure for sure.
 
2013-01-01 03:04:51 AM  
Also, a lot of water. But the rest of what I said, too.
 
2013-01-01 03:04:51 AM  
I don't know, I'm hardly hungover all that much. If I'm drinking that much I drink and bunch of water with my drinks and then when I wake up I eat some nasty greasy food like french fries and fried chicken and I'm good. Laying around complaining and trying to sleep it off doesn't help me.
 
2013-01-01 03:05:58 AM  

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Oh!  That's biscuits and gravy (I think).  For a while, I thought you were encouraging people to eat their vomit.

Yes, that is  biscuits and gravy that I made from scratch...good hangover cure for sure.


Damn, I am too drunk to even quote someone properly...my bad
 
2013-01-01 03:06:35 AM  
4 tylenol.
4 ozs bourbon.

Take before bed.
 
2013-01-01 03:08:53 AM  

crypticsatellite: /also, may I state that I FARKING HATE the new stupid comment posting HTML crap--it's seriously the worst of both worlds.


You can switch it back to html in your preferences.
 
2013-01-01 03:10:15 AM  

professorkowalski: 4 tylenol.
4 ozs bourbon.

Take before bed.


Because when you've been abusing your liver to the point that you're going to be hung over, the best thing to do is throw some Tylenol at it too.
 
2013-01-01 03:15:33 AM  
Hair of the dog.  There is no other way.
 
2013-01-01 03:16:56 AM  

violentsalvation: crypticsatellite: /also, may I state that I FARKING HATE the new stupid comment posting HTML crap--it's seriously the worst of both worlds.

You can switch it back to html in your preferences.


Ah, cool! Of course, I can't find the option now, but thanks!

Also forgot to submit the Tuesday night thread last week (family xmas stuff), but will not forget tonight!
 
2013-01-01 03:17:18 AM  

Pokey.Clyde: professorkowalski: 4 tylenol.
4 ozs bourbon.

Take before bed.

Because when you've been abusing your liver to the point that you're going to be hung over, the best thing to do is throw some Tylenol at it too.


Yeah man, booze plus Tylenol will eventually require a transplant, Larry Hagman style.
 
2013-01-01 03:18:24 AM  
Hair of the frog.  Kermit DeFrog, that is.
 
2013-01-01 03:20:05 AM  
Well, I think I'm going to fall asleep to the Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy. Happy New Year, y'all!
 
2013-01-01 03:20:31 AM  
Lots of water, lots of sleep, ibuprofen, this green sticky stuff, and a bowl of pho

You'll feel like a million bucks after
 
2013-01-01 03:25:20 AM  
Coffee, antacid, 2 ibuprofen, a vitamin B tablet, toast, scrambled eggs. Go back to bed, put on air conditioning or a fan or open a window or something, just get some cool air moving in the room. Promise to never do it again if you can only get through this.
 
2013-01-01 03:26:50 AM  
Happy New Year, subby!

I dealt with my Hangover by....experiencing it a second time-a sequel, if you will.

That turned out to be an extremely effective remedy!

/That....wasn't much help, huh?
 
2013-01-01 03:32:46 AM  
Spicey Bloody Mary or 2, breakfast, water and nap.
Or, 2 dark beers and a EggMcMuffin or some such.
 
2013-01-01 03:39:43 AM  

Pokey.Clyde: professorkowalski: 4 tylenol.
4 ozs bourbon.

Take before bed.

Because when you've been abusing your liver to the point that you're going to be hung over, the best thing to do is throw some Tylenol at it too.


In all honesty it takes daily usage for a few years before Tylenol starts to hurt your liver.
 
2013-01-01 03:56:26 AM  
An EMT friend of mine was always quick to point out that a hangover is mostly dehydration, coupled with acute vitamin deficiency. Alcohol, being a diuretic, tends to leech water soluble vitamins from your body (b, c, etc). A multivitamin (careful with the iron, iron + alcohol is not good for your liver (if you party hard and often, worth it to seek out a multivitamin sans iron)) and a quart or two of water and youre good to go.

That farkers hangover cure was a banana bag and O2 though, but us average schlubs dont exactly have access to that stuff on a day to day basis.

AVOID TYLENOL.

Acetaminophen is the leading cause of liver failure nowadays, including alcohol. Analgesics + alcohol arent a good idea anyway, ibuprofin + alcohol is bad for your stomach, same for asprin, nasids+alcohol are probably bad somehow too... Opiates are probably the safest (long term) bet for a hangover, but not if youre still drunk. No real long term effects like ulcers or liver damage, but those short term effects (severe respiratory and cardiac depression) can be a biatch. Not that ive never taken a percocet leftover from dental work and had a big greasy breakfast to cure a hangover...

/make the bacon first and put it in a low oven to keep warm
//fry anything else, pancakes, eggs, potatoes; in the bacon grease
 
2013-01-01 04:00:48 AM  
Good thing I smoked weed and didn't drink. NO HANGOVER FOR ME.
 
2013-01-01 04:00:56 AM  
Just tough it out, Nancy.
 
2013-01-01 04:01:34 AM  

rappy: In all honesty it takes daily usage for a few years before Tylenol starts to hurt your liver.


Nope. BiL is a pharmacist, he avoids tylenol whenever he can. 4g (8 extra strength tylenol) a day is the absolute max, combine a drink or two with that and youre talking 1/4 that (only 1g, or 2 extra strength pills) to start damaging your liver. Just dont.
 
2013-01-01 04:05:06 AM  

video man: Good thing I smoked weed and didn't drink. NO HANGOVER FOR ME.


Weed is awesome for hangovers too, before and after. Back when i smoked a lot, getting crunk would definitly result in a reduced hangover, and wake and bake definitely helps, and not just because you want a big greasy breakfast.
 
2013-01-01 04:05:37 AM  
Greasy food and a glass of juice. (anything that will coat the stomach)
 
2013-01-01 04:07:26 AM  
5x 2/3 bottles of wine tonight and some shots, this thread has inspired me to go make custard for french toast tomorrow and move some bacon from the freezer to the fridge to thaw for tomorrow. And reminded me to drink a bigass glass olass of water.
 
2013-01-01 04:08:11 AM  

Cyno01: Nope. BiL is a pharmacist


And I have RN's and a physician in my family. Cool story bro amirite?

A couple of tylenol after drinking isn't going to put you into liver failure
 
2013-01-01 04:10:42 AM  
DON'T DRINK IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I had to work over New Years, and everything is closed until Wed. If I can't get drunk, NOBODY can!
 
2013-01-01 04:13:32 AM  

flamingboar: DON'T DRINK IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I had to work over New Years, and everything is closed until Wed. If I can't get drunk, NOBODY can!


I just got home from work about an hour ago and still haven't had a drink and don't plan to. If that makes you feel better.
 
2013-01-01 04:36:42 AM  

rappy: flamingboar: DON'T DRINK IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I had to work over New Years, and everything is closed until Wed. If I can't get drunk, NOBODY can!

I just got home from work about an hour ago and still haven't had a drink and don't plan to. If that makes you feel better.


I'm getting drunk on DBZ if that counts for anything. It's still cheesy as hell but fun.
 
2013-01-01 04:38:42 AM  
Hook up to an saline IV before bed, or after is quick cure.  So I've heard from an army doctor.

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2013-01-01 04:39:36 AM  
The trick is to never stop drinking.

This solution is flawless.  There are no adverse effects.
 
2013-01-01 04:45:31 AM  
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It has lots of vitamin B.
 
2013-01-01 04:46:04 AM  

flamingboar: DON'T DRINK IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I had to work over New Years, and everything is closed until Wed. If I can't get drunk, NOBODY can!


Where do you live that has no open markets or bars?
 
2013-01-01 04:56:43 AM  
Drink a prairie oyster.
 
2013-01-01 05:12:55 AM  

AbbeySomeone: flamingboar: DON'T DRINK IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I had to work over New Years, and everything is closed until Wed. If I can't get drunk, NOBODY can!

Where do you live that has no open markets or bars?


Rural Kentucky. It's a terrible place.
 
2013-01-01 05:25:30 AM  

doglover: Drink a prairie oyster.

amber moon

better
 
2013-01-01 05:39:12 AM  
I read this as "how do you deal with a pounding?".
 
2013-01-01 05:53:14 AM  
www.bbc.co.uk
Drinking heavily the night before?
 
2013-01-01 06:27:21 AM  

rappy: Lots of water, lots of sleep, ibuprofen, this green sticky stuff, and a bowl of pho

You'll feel like a million bucks after


Or, just stick to the green, sticky stuff and not ever have to worry about a hangover.
 
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