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(CBS Sacramento) NewsFlash Shots fired in Sacramento during NYE celebration, multiple people killed. Fireworks cancelled and Old Town Sacramento being evacuated. Subby on site (Updated article w/video)   (sacramento.cbslocal.com ) divider line
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2013-01-01 02:21:54 AM  
23 votes:
This is what happens when you take God out of fireworks displays.
2013-01-01 02:27:42 AM  
9 votes:
If people weren't allowed to gather together in one place, this wouldn't have happened. We should ban gatherings.
2013-01-01 03:17:19 AM  
7 votes:

Pincy: "Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop," one witness said. "It sounded like a Glock."

Waiting for the gun experts to come in and argue over what a Glock really sounds like.


Actually, that sounds more like a Redenbacher.
2013-01-01 02:34:09 AM  
6 votes:
Not a mass shooting... the article says it was a fight and a male Hispanic suspect was seen running. Ban Hispanics?
2013-01-01 02:31:46 AM  
6 votes:
Damnit, I was looking forward to finally having that discussion about guns but now that someone else has died from gun violence, I guess we have to put it off again.
2013-01-01 02:28:43 AM  
6 votes:
This is what happens when you take God out of New Years.

We could easily prevent this kind of thing by arming our drunk revelers.
2013-01-01 02:26:30 AM  
5 votes:
Maybe it is time to make gun ownership illegal, and give the death penalty to those who refuse to give them up/continue to own them. That way the gun nuts can live out their masturbatory fantasy of going down in a fight with the government and the rest of us can be a little safer knowing that there are less guns on the street/available to be stolen for the purpose of mass murder. Sounds like a win/win situation to me, and everyone can be happy.
2013-01-01 02:50:41 AM  
4 votes:

Sid_6.7: This is why we can't have nice things.
.


Hispanics or guns?

Inb4 i.imgur.com
2013-01-01 02:30:55 AM  
4 votes:
Cue Wayne LaPierre press conference (complete with patented lip drool) with calls to have armed guards at all fireworks displays. Go USA!

c498390.r90.cf2.rackcdn.com
2013-01-01 02:25:38 AM  
4 votes:
So, how are those strict gun laws and high capacity magazine bans working out for you California?
2013-01-01 03:35:38 AM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-01 03:04:15 AM  
3 votes:

BadReligion: And really, who wants to carry a Taurus?


Tow truck drivers?
2013-01-01 02:44:34 AM  
3 votes:

ciberido: Aeonite: This is what happens when you take God out of fireworks displays.

[kunochan.com image 450x338]

What does God need with fireworks displays?

/Stay safe, subby.


Genesis 19:24
2013-01-01 02:40:52 AM  
3 votes:

Aeonite: This is what happens when you take God out of fireworks displays.


kunochan.com

What does God need with fireworks displays?

/Stay safe, subby.
2013-01-01 02:24:29 AM  
3 votes:
If we only had more guns, this wouldn't have happened..There would have been an even bigger
gunfight and more people killed while shooting drunkenly at each other...
2013-01-01 11:10:26 AM  
2 votes:
I'm a little late, but anyway...

img694.imageshack.us
2013-01-01 06:31:15 AM  
2 votes:

gh0strid3r: All you lowlife jackasses that keep purposely misspelling "AMERICA" can die in a fire. Slowly.

/American Vet
//Not what I fought for


Well, what DID you fight for? Obviously it wasn't for Freedom of Speech.
2013-01-01 04:42:04 AM  
2 votes:

JSam21: I see that its a 21... but there are 4 different generations of glocks. That one has no accessory rail and no finger grooves on this grip... which makes it a gen1 or gen2


So no way to mount the Homeboy system?
2013-01-01 03:52:08 AM  
2 votes:

BadReligion: Most gun crimes in this country happen with illegally obtained guns.


Illegally obtained...from whom?
2013-01-01 03:47:30 AM  
2 votes:
Wait, nobody interpreted "Subby on site" as subby being the shooter?

/damn, maybe I really am going to hell.
2013-01-01 03:21:04 AM  
2 votes:

Gosling: BadReligion: You think this guy would have turned around if there was a "no guns allowed" sign? He was willing to kill people, he doesn't care about rules.

Then why the hell do we bother with rules? Why don't we make murder legal if people are just going to keep ignoring all the rules against it?

This is not the Old West, no matter how much you wish it was. We're trying to civilize shiat around here these days.


Actually he's a 21st century digital boy.
2013-01-01 02:53:11 AM  
2 votes:

some_beer_drinker: is dick clark ok?


I'm afraid...I have some bad news. You may want to sit down.
2013-01-01 02:42:44 AM  
2 votes:
Subby;
Stop jerking off with social media sites and RUN, biatch, RUN!
2013-01-01 02:38:35 AM  
2 votes:

John Dewey: JSam21: Not a mass shooting... the article says it was a fight and a male Hispanic suspect was seen running. Ban Hispanics?

No, running.  Running kills people, not guns.


Ok... so no Hispanics, sports bars, and running. What else?

/can we have sports sallons?
2013-01-01 02:36:11 AM  
2 votes:

JSam21: Not a mass shooting... the article says it was a fight and a male Hispanic suspect was seen running. Ban Hispanics?


No, running.  Running kills people, not guns.
2013-01-01 02:36:02 AM  
2 votes:

JSam21: Not a mass shooting... the article says it was a fight and a male Hispanic suspect was seen running. Ban Hispanics?


A fight at a sports bar. Ban sports bars.
2013-01-01 02:33:05 AM  
2 votes:
Are you sure this isn't just "normal" gunshots?
2013-01-01 02:32:48 AM  
2 votes:

Moriel: cybrwzrd: Maybe it is time to make gun ownership illegal, and give the death penalty to those who refuse to give them up/continue to own them. That way the gun nuts can live out their masturbatory fantasy of going down in a fight with the government and the rest of us can be a little safer knowing that there are less guns on the street/available to be stolen for the purpose of mass murder. Sounds like a win/win situation to me, and everyone can be happy.

So how many people are you willing to kill in order to get rid of guns? 1 million? 10 million? All 90 million gun owning Americans?

You just declared yourself to be no better than a murderer.


At least we can come together on one thing:  capital punishment is murder and should be abolished.
2013-01-01 02:32:19 AM  
2 votes:
Dick Clark is already dead dumbasses.
2013-01-01 02:29:27 AM  
2 votes:

adeist69: So, how are those strict gun laws and high capacity magazine bans working out for you California?


Here's how.

2=26÷13
2013-01-01 02:28:35 AM  
2 votes:

cybrwzrd: Maybe it is time to make gun ownership illegal, and give the death penalty to those who refuse to give them up/continue to own them. That way the gun nuts can live out their masturbatory fantasy of going down in a fight with the government and the rest of us can be a little safer knowing that there are less guns on the street/available to be stolen for the purpose of mass murder. Sounds like a win/win situation to me, and everyone can be happy.


Considering your profile says you are libertarian, that is awful big government of you.
2013-01-01 02:25:52 AM  
2 votes:
Fark safe.
Get out there and report!
Geraldo would!!
2013-01-01 02:22:41 AM  
2 votes:
You know what would have prevented this? More guns!

/sarcasm
//sigh
2013-01-01 02:21:21 AM  
2 votes:
If you absolutely, positively need to shoot someone, make it yourself and leave others the hell alone.
2013-01-01 11:36:56 PM  
1 vote:

ParaHandy: I hope y'all remembered to make your New Year's Eve donation to a suitable cause ....

[dcc.vu image 822x629]


Ahhh Sarah Brady....a hypocrite who tried to circumvent her own legislation in order to make a straw purchase of a high powered sniper rifle for her son.
2013-01-01 06:56:36 PM  
1 vote:

ronaprhys: Interesting point here, Parahandy. You're having an issue with us mis-labeling your non-true locking diffs in your sports cars. Does this ring any bells? Gun show loophole, maybe? Assault rifle, maybe? Assault weapon, maybe?


Actually, the GT-R system would be better viewed as an attempt to skirt a ban on center differentials.

It's much closer to some of the full-time 4wd systems used in offroad vehicles in that it uses a wet clutch system and not a ring/pinion to control torque split, and is of course completely inappropriate for an onroad vehicle and therefore, should be banned by the upcoming bill to close the "center clutchpack loophole"
2013-01-01 01:21:28 PM  
1 vote:

Infernalist: Secondly, you can't compare a handgun ban to Prohibition. Any retard with a still could make his own liquor and 'did' just that. But you can't grow distill gunpowder from corn.


Christ, you're ignorant of facts.  I make my own ammo, and make my own hooch.  Ammo is easier.
2013-01-01 11:43:31 AM  
1 vote:

Fark It: Gyrfalcon: It doesn't sound like anyone going bugf*ck with an "assault rifle" so far.

Just wait. Tomorrow it will be a high-capacity assault pistol with extended clips, like this one:


cdn.ammoland.com

Wait.... I thought that was an AK-47.
2013-01-01 10:59:06 AM  
1 vote:

Molavian: There is no deal to be made, no compromise. The answer is no, you will not take my rights away.


I want my right to own slaves back! That was in the Constitution!
2013-01-01 10:37:33 AM  
1 vote:

JSam21:
Ok so you don't have anything against people killing each other, just the method of how it is done?

You feel like murders need to be a little more boot strappy?


It's like downloading pirated software. If it wasn't so bloody easy, not as many people would do it.
2013-01-01 10:12:11 AM  
1 vote:
The article referred to it as Old Sac. Now, I guess we can call it Nut Sac.
2013-01-01 10:05:01 AM  
1 vote:
Can I attempt to sum up the gun debate?

From the left: These devices are farkING DANGEROUS AS HELL and legal means are necessary to keep as many as possible out of the general population, which is full of idiots who otherwise wouldn't have such an impulsive, dangerous way to become a criminal in the first place. Maybe the number of shootings can be even cut in half? It's a worthy goal. We believe that the government, while run by human beings and thus open to corruption and incompetence, is still good at heart and efficacy overall, and can be trusted to carry out such actions. While we're at it, let's spend public money to try and help there to be fewer farking idiots, even if it means absurdly rich people will merely be adequately rich, because we believe it can actually make a noticeable difference, even if it takes several generations. We don't want a totally free society, just a good one, for Christ's sake. Now let's all get in a circle, hold hands, and sing, "Let There be Peace on Earth" and make some finger paintings...

From the right: There is nothing you can do about the massive number of farking idiots who comprise our society. They are going to exist in great abundance and that will never change no matter what we do, and attempts to try and amend that will only result in wasted money and efforts. The cream rises to the top, and to Hell with those who can't crawl out of it on their own. At the same time, the government will not be able to keep guns out of their hands no matter how hard they try. Therefore, each "good" citizen, should be allowed to also obtain one of these weapons to protect themselves, even if it means a large swath of the population "on the bubble" of being criminal or not will have an impulsive and very dangerous and immediate way to become one when they otherwise wouldn't. There aren't really that many gun incidents in the grand scheme of things, either, but when they do occur they're hyped up like crazy because it ultimately draws ratings for advertisers. Those of us who are "good" can always build bigger fences and purchase better weapons and move to better neighborhoods than the bad guys if we are left to take care of ourselves, and we don't care if the society that results resembles the time in "Back to the Future" when Biff takes over the world. Plus, guns are awesome and it makes us feel masculine, and it's jobs and largesse for the arms manufacturing industry. Jack Palance does a one-armed pushup and smirks in your direction. Murrica. and Jesus.

Do I have it right?
2013-01-01 09:41:29 AM  
1 vote:
shoot. I forgot:

/blowjob...blowjob...eat me...eat me...blowjob
2013-01-01 09:38:50 AM  
1 vote:

3.bp.blogspot.com



The question is not whether you can own a gun...because you can.

What you can't do is own ANY gun you want. A gun is a commercial product. It can be regulated, controlled, recalled, restricted...just like any other commercial product.

I for one am not going to sit here and listen to you bad MOUTH sensible gun restrictions. Gentlemen!
2013-01-01 08:54:54 AM  
1 vote:
If this was Drew's other website, I'd upload a pic of what an Old Sac might look like.


/Sacramento has never been a safe place
2013-01-01 07:30:30 AM  
1 vote:
good thing subby is on scene. because it added so much information to this thread
2013-01-01 07:15:21 AM  
1 vote:

JSam21: everyone from Spain runs with bulls, enjoys exploring the ocean via sailboat, and makes a mean paella.


They do? TO SPAIN!
2013-01-01 05:46:32 AM  
1 vote:
Oh joy. Another Goddamned, motherf**king gun thread.
i18.photobucket.com
2013-01-01 04:35:08 AM  
1 vote:
have not seen this one in a while:

i1091.photobucket.com
HA! HA' HAHAHA! HA!
2013-01-01 04:28:55 AM  
1 vote:
img.photobucket.com
2013-01-01 04:23:45 AM  
1 vote:

pedrop357: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: You could just say, "We need these things to shoot American soldiers."

We need these weapons to shoot American soldiers...IF it comes to that. Let's all hope it doesn't.


and Marines, airmen and sailors. police and school resource officers. ATF, FBI, Federal Marshalls, Secret Service and CIA.

except the armed guards hired by the NRA to protect us from lunatics.

/if soldiers have machine guns, tanks and attack helicopters shouldn't individual citizens have them too?
2013-01-01 04:14:06 AM  
1 vote:

log_jammin: well, I guess we'll never know from whom illegal guns are obtained from.


The dude said it was from Paco. Can't you read?
2013-01-01 04:05:12 AM  
1 vote:
Hmmm, another area with tight gun controls, respective to the rest of the US, is shot up. I'm starting to think we need tighter gun control
2013-01-01 03:56:18 AM  
1 vote:
Came here for the knee jerk "guns must be banned" rants and emotional reactionary commentary, leaving satisfied.
2013-01-01 03:26:45 AM  
1 vote:

Gosling: Pincy: "Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop," one witness said. "It sounded like a Glock."

Waiting for the gun experts to come in and argue over what a Glock really sounds like.

Fark what it sounds like. Magazine size, rate of fire and reload time are what I'm worried about.

And honestly, if you're like my cousin and try to seriously make an argument that people who have not been in an active gunfight (he's home from a tour in Afghanistan, which as you know is TOTALLY the same situation as a town hall meeting in Tuscon or a Sikh temple in Wisconsin or an elementary school in Connecticut or a New Year's celebration in Sacramento) have no right to an opinion regarding magazine size, the arms that come out of your screen and strangle you to death will be mine.


Good thing you have the right to those arms.
2013-01-01 03:22:54 AM  
1 vote:

BadReligion: I know my revolvers are all "ka-POW" while my rifles are all "Boom!" and my Sig Sauers go "Ka Chow" like the car in Cars. I don't own any Glocks, but "pop" sounds wrong, I think they go "kaboom!"


Don Martin's gun goes "PLAM PLAM" and sometimes "FLOON".
2013-01-01 03:19:56 AM  
1 vote:

Pincy: Waiting for the gun experts to come in and argue over what a Glock really sounds like.


Put your money in a shredder, and listen to it get minced. That's about what it sounds like.
2013-01-01 03:19:46 AM  
1 vote:

Pincy: "Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop," one witness said. "It sounded like a Glock."

Waiting for the gun experts to come in and argue over what a Glock really sounds like.


sounds exactly how its spelled. Any other questions?
2013-01-01 03:15:44 AM  
1 vote:
"Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop," one witness said. "It sounded like a Glock."

Waiting for the gun experts to come in and argue over what a Glock really sounds like.
2013-01-01 03:15:22 AM  
1 vote:
So much random violence killing all the innocents in America and yet Justin Beiber is still alive. Why God Why? Where is the sense in all of this?
2013-01-01 03:08:45 AM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: It doesn't sound like anyone going bugf*ck with an "assault rifle" so far.


Just wait. Tomorrow it will be a high-capacity assault pistol with extended clips, like this one:

cdn.ammoland.com
2013-01-01 03:07:04 AM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: Bit'O'Gristle: Sighs..what a way to start the new year..not even one farking day, and some asshole has to go bugshiat. farking Christ.

Well, don't freak out yet. It wasn't a "mass shooting" despite the media overreaction insta-frenzy. Five people were shot and two are dead, which is way too many of course, but it was apparently in a restaurant according to the updated report; so it could just as easily be a drunken family argument or idiots arguing over a beer tab. It doesn't sound like anyone going bugf*ck with an "assault rifle" so far.


Opa gangland style
2013-01-01 03:03:58 AM  
1 vote:
ZOMG IM IN CALIFORNIA AND JUST HEARD LIKE A MILLION SHOTS RING OUT!
2013-01-01 03:01:49 AM  
1 vote:
Another responsible gun owner heard from.

/well, he was yesterday.
2013-01-01 02:53:14 AM  
1 vote:

cybrwzrd: Maybe it is time to make gun ownership illegal, and give the death penalty to those who refuse to give them up/continue to own them. That way the gun nuts can live out their masturbatory fantasy of going down in a fight with the government and the rest of us can be a little safer knowing that there are less guns on the street/available to be stolen for the purpose of mass murder. Sounds like a win/win situation to me, and everyone can be happy.


I wish I could hate fark this troll post.

/And a splendid New Years to you, my good man.
2013-01-01 02:51:55 AM  
1 vote:
I think the solution should be armed guards placed in all bars.
2013-01-01 02:50:49 AM  
1 vote:
is dick clark ok?
2013-01-01 02:48:41 AM  
1 vote:

some_beer_drinker: this will keep happening until we beg the government to take our guns. just wait. one more week, maybe two. one way or another...you gonna get disarmed...la la la la, la...lolololololololo


Well, congress needs something to occupy it between episodes of Fiscal CliffTM.
2013-01-01 02:47:23 AM  
1 vote:

DogLee: Per police radio traffic, the suspect is a male hispanic headed toward the river from the shooting scene.

So illegal or gang member?


Don't be stupid.

There's no reason he can't be both.
2013-01-01 02:47:05 AM  
1 vote:

Luminiferous Aether: I see that this thread is full of reasonable individuals who certainly have a reasonable excuse to post.



10/10

9 / 11
2013-01-01 02:41:58 AM  
1 vote:

mgshamster: Holy shiat. The only reason my wife and I weren't there tonight is because we cancelled our party plans on account that she is pregnant.

/just found out two weeks ago
//our first


It will be a monster.
/Just doing the needful.
2013-01-01 02:39:16 AM  
1 vote:

Luminiferous Aether: I see that this thread is full of reasonable individuals who certainly have a reasonable excuse to post.


Half these people are drunk because New Year's. The other half are drunk because Fark. Cut 'em some slack.
2013-01-01 02:38:16 AM  
1 vote:
I see that this thread is full of reasonable individuals who certainly have a reasonable excuse to post.
2013-01-01 02:36:59 AM  
1 vote:
On the plus side, it's still 2012 in CA, so this won't count against 2013's tally.

Seriously, though... this shiat's getting ridiculous.
2013-01-01 02:34:41 AM  
1 vote:

BadReligion: cybrwzrd: That last comment was directed at you BadReligion

Maybe you should make a new profile to troll from than :p .


Why? It is more fun this way :P
2013-01-01 02:33:43 AM  
1 vote:
Wow we can't even go one farking day with out someone unloading a gun into a crowd. Good job America.
2013-01-01 02:33:17 AM  
1 vote:

cybrwzrd: That last comment was directed at you BadReligion


Maybe you should make a new profile to troll from than :p .
2013-01-01 02:32:41 AM  
1 vote:
Jesus Christ.  We can't go a f*cking month without some motherf*cker going on a murder spree in a public place.  How the fark did we keep it together long enough to survive World War II?  And the Cold War?
2013-01-01 02:31:23 AM  
1 vote:

Moriel: So how many people are you willing to kill in order to get rid of guns? 1 million? 10 million? All 90 million gun owning Americans?


Less lines at Disneyland and think of empty the lanes would be on the Freeway.
2013-01-01 02:30:55 AM  
1 vote:
Damn those violent video games straight to hell!
2013-01-01 02:30:19 AM  
1 vote:
because a constitution could never be wrong
2013-01-01 02:29:21 AM  
1 vote:
Cant a guy have a little trolling fun on new years? SHH....
2013-01-01 02:29:13 AM  
1 vote:
Glad I got my snazzy 2012 Commemorative UnDERPants. They're bulletproof, also revelatory-joy-proof.

Oy Vey, what a year!
2013-01-01 02:27:21 AM  
1 vote:
a lesson i learned in my teens:

if you're out on the town and gunfire can be heard, it's time to go home.

so, if you're around when gunfire erupts...don't start a thread. just leave.
2013-01-01 02:27:21 AM  
1 vote:
Keep your head down.
blogofbad.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-01 02:26:22 AM  
1 vote:

Mr. Shabooboo: If we only had more guns, this wouldn't have happened..There would have been an even bigger
gunfight and more people killed while shooting drunkenly at each other...


A sober shootout just isn't the same....
2013-01-01 02:24:49 AM  
1 vote:
Goddam stupid motherfarkers...
2013-01-01 02:23:45 AM  
1 vote:
See? I told you Demarcus Cousins had to go.
2013-01-01 02:22:06 AM  
1 vote:
I toast the toast not the toaster.
2013-01-01 02:17:08 AM  
1 vote:
This is why we can't have nice things.
2013-01-01 02:10:53 AM  
1 vote:
God, Guns and Guts.

That's what made Murica great.
2013-01-01 02:10:45 AM  
1 vote:
This is why we can't have nice things.

marius2: Stay safe, Subs.


THIS.
2013-01-01 02:07:05 AM  
1 vote:
Murrika!

Stay safe, Subs.
 
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