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(WXYZ Detroit)   When caught, these bandits will be called "the Unflushables"   (wxyz.com) divider line 28
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2013-01-01 03:18:44 AM  
Dirty Jobs Thefts
 
2013-01-01 03:38:31 AM  
FTFComments: Its only going to get worse around here with Obama the job creator on the job!!!! Churches, cemeteries everything will be destroyed. Better fill a pantry full of food & arm yourselves. All those people are getting cut off of unemployment since we're going over the fiscal cliff!!!! Thanks for Voting Obama back in, NOW SUFFER!!!!!


You people are seriously mentally ill.
 
2013-01-01 05:30:21 AM  
Just like a mop to bring a sponge to a plunger fight.
 
2013-01-01 05:34:37 AM  
I bet they have a bad case of plumbers crack addiction
 
2013-01-01 05:40:20 AM  
www.guaguaproductions.com
 
2013-01-01 05:53:52 AM  
The only thing I can think is these heinous criminals are installing a public school somewhere not too far away.
 
2013-01-01 06:21:58 AM  

Philip J. Frylock: www.guaguaproductions.com


*tiny fist*
 
2013-01-01 06:32:45 AM  
Might we check to see if any of the 3 stooges are still alive.
 
2013-01-01 06:38:05 AM  
I wonder if subby's Couples reference was intentional.
 
2013-01-01 07:00:21 AM  

Herr Morgenstern: I wonder if subby's Couples reference was intentional.


Oh, Jeffrey!
 
2013-01-01 07:41:49 AM  
Wanted for questioning:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-01 07:44:31 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-01 07:44:44 AM  
The thefts have occurred in the afternoon hours of December 27, 28 & 29. So far, the thief has hit a McDonalds, a Tim Hortons and a Mobil Gas station.

And so far the cops have nothing to go on.
 
2013-01-01 07:47:05 AM  
This guy has alot of brass.
 
2013-01-01 08:05:43 AM  
When my father was a student at KCAI, art students referred to the sculpture on the Nelson-Atkins lawn pictured here as "the unflushables."

www.freeimagehosting.net
 
2013-01-01 08:33:41 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: The thefts have occurred in the afternoon hours of December 27, 28 & 29. So far, the thief has hit a McDonalds, a Tim Hortons and a Mobil Gas station.

And so far the cops have nothing to go on.


I see we've sent the plague of Timmies southward, poor bastards, as if being in Michigan isn't bad enough, eh?
 
2013-01-01 08:43:55 AM  
This happened where I work several times. They gave up on the auto flush valves, and put in the u-flush-its. The auto flush valve have a real high quality brass in them, and the tweekers know it.
 
2013-01-01 08:51:09 AM  

dopekitty74: I see we've sent the plague of Timmies southward, poor bastards, as if being in Michigan isn't bad enough, eh?


They've been down here for a while now. I don't drink coffee, but those baked breakfast sammiches they got aren't half bad.
 
2013-01-01 09:09:50 AM  
A carhartt-like jacket? Is that from the journalists guide to jacket description?
 
2013-01-01 09:58:00 AM  
Cop to suspect: "Urinal lot of trouble!"
 
2013-01-01 10:05:45 AM  
We're told his race and body-type are unclear, but he was seen getting into the passenger side of a red 4-door foreign-make vehicle being driven by another subject.

Wait. You got a good-enough look at the vehicle to know that it was a foreign car but you couldn't tell what make?
 
2013-01-01 10:09:34 AM  

arcas: We're told his race and body-type are unclear, but he was seen getting into the passenger side of a red 4-door foreign-make vehicle being driven by another subject.

Wait. You got a good-enough look at the vehicle to know that it was a foreign car but you couldn't tell what make?


Yeah, well you know...I mean...all foreigners look pretty much the same.
 
2013-01-01 10:48:49 AM  

jack21221:


I was thinking the same thing
 
2013-01-01 11:09:39 AM  

Scruffinator: dopekitty74: I see we've sent the plague of Timmies southward, poor bastards, as if being in Michigan isn't bad enough, eh?

They've been down here for a while now. I don't drink coffee, but those baked breakfast sammiches they got aren't half bad.


Mmmm. Sausage egg breakfast sandwich on a biscuit...
 
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2013-01-01 11:19:25 AM  
This is why we're getting stricter laws about scrap metal recycling. IIRC, we had a thread a year ago about a new Louisiana law that limited cash payments. Massachusetts cities are passing ordinances because too many dealers were buying manhole covers no questions asked. Pieces of copper pipe I can understand, home remodeling project leftovers, but manhole covers ought to raise suspicions.
 
2013-01-01 01:42:57 PM  
start installing waterless urinals--not only save the water, but no theft of pipes or flush mechanisms.
 
2013-01-01 02:16:08 PM  
Seriously, what the FARK? People will just steal anything they get their hands on. I hope people before they stole it urinated on those things they were after. That might be amusing.
 
2013-01-01 08:03:28 PM  
You send one of ours to to the bathroom, we send one of yours to the treatment plant...
That's the Roseville way...
 
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