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(Daily Mail)   Cindy Crawford is pictured spraying champagne all over her body before taking a swig and letting it dribble down her face. And if you're still reading this WTF is wrong with you?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 84
    More: Spiffy, New Year's Eve, Hollywood, Donatella Versace, W.T.F.?, nye, Gianni Versace, mass suicide, Hollywood sign  
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2013-01-01 02:30:23 AM
sptiffy
 
2013-01-01 02:59:18 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-01 03:50:11 AM
More: Spiffy, New Year's Eve, Hollywood, Donatella Versace, W.T.F.?, nye, Gianni Versace, mass suicide, Hollywood sign


Huh? Of sperm maybe...
 
2013-01-01 04:33:58 AM
I watch too much porn?
 
2013-01-01 04:42:49 AM
Decades later, I still lust for that woman.
 
2013-01-01 04:44:50 AM
She is a goddess. I wanna suck on her face mole.
 
2013-01-01 04:50:22 AM
She has no business being that hot at her age. She should be moving into bitter spinsterhood at this point in her life.
 
2013-01-01 05:18:35 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk


I'd be more than happy to help her clean up all that champagne...

2.bp.blogspot.com
www.designscene.net
entertainment.gaeatimes.comblog.instyleswimwear.com


From Herb Ritts: NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! & NSFW! And one with friends (NSFW!).

... happy to provide my tongue towel whenever she needs it.
 
2013-01-01 05:32:57 AM

LonMead: From Herb Ritts: NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! & NSFW! And one with friends (NSFW!).


I need a mop!
 
2013-01-01 05:36:18 AM
Cindy, on behalf of 16-year old boys everywhere, thank you for posing for Playboy. You really helped those of us that were part of the pre-internet in every household days.
 
2013-01-01 05:45:02 AM
 
2013-01-01 05:48:52 AM
I'm at work, so the NSFW links will have to wait.. damn.
 
2013-01-01 06:07:45 AM
I'd like to get stuck in her craw.

Crawdaddy?

/sorry...
 
2013-01-01 06:08:39 AM
I think we can all appreciate how truly fleeting physical beauty is....
 
2013-01-01 06:25:00 AM
Fantastic bone structure FTW

/still think the Vanity Fair cover with k.d. lang is one of the hottest photos ever
//hetero female
 
2013-01-01 06:48:45 AM

Marisyana: Fantastic bone structure FTW

/still think the Vanity Fair cover with k.d. lang is one of the hottest photos ever
//hetero female


The cover?
img1.bdbphotos.com

Or the article?
24.media.tumblr.com

Either way, I agree...
 
2013-01-01 06:51:43 AM
Ye gods!
 
2013-01-01 06:54:35 AM
sammich
 
2013-01-01 06:56:54 AM
This thread is now bookmark-worthy. Keep up the stellar work, Lon Mead.
 
2013-01-01 07:13:45 AM

stoli n coke: Cindy, on behalf of 16-year old boys everywhere, thank you for posing for Playboy. You really helped those of us that were part of the pre-internet in every household days.


Yeah, we had to work for it back in those days. Stealing/borrowing our dad's stash, the scrambled Spice or Playboy channel, etc. In a pinch, the bra section of the Macy's catalog would do. OK, Sears catalog.

s3.vidimg.popscreen.com
 
2013-01-01 07:20:55 AM

dickfreckle: stoli n coke: Cindy, on behalf of 16-year old boys everywhere, thank you for posing for Playboy. You really helped those of us that were part of the pre-internet in every household days.

Yeah, we had to work for it back in those days. Stealing/borrowing our dad's stash, the scrambled Spice or Playboy channel, etc. In a pinch, the bra section of the Macy's catalog would do. OK, Sears catalog.

[s3.vidimg.popscreen.com image 480x360]


The scrambled Playboy channel in my house would periodically unscramble for just a second, but it was enough. Oh just enough to help a young B.L.Z. Bub...finish...for the first time ever.

/Girl-on-girl scene
//TMI?
 
2013-01-01 07:31:40 AM
Nice mom boobs on that fat biatch.
 
2013-01-01 07:31:50 AM
No pics of the daughter?
 
2013-01-01 07:31:54 AM

LonMead: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x422]

I'd be more than happy to help her clean up all that champagne...
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1137]
[www.designscene.net image 728x960]
[entertainment.gaeatimes.com image 352x348][blog.instyleswimwear.com image 640x954]

From Herb Ritts: NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! & NSFW! And one with friends (NSFW!).
... happy to provide my tongue towel whenever she needs it.

I'd like to be one of her friends.

 
2013-01-01 07:35:21 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: I think we can all appreciate how truly fleeting physical beauty is.


You're out of your mind if you think she isn't still hittable.
 
2013-01-01 07:48:38 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: //TMI?


Nah, we all have our stories. Choking the chicken is universal. I just wished 'these kids today' would appreciate the hardships of their elders. Porn is now a mainstay on every PC. But people like you and I, damn, we had to go out and get it. We also walked uphill, both ways, in the snow, to school. I also recall chewing bark from trees because dammit, that's the way it was and we liked it.
 
2013-01-01 07:51:06 AM
Because not all of us are obsessed with aging 50 year old 'hot' chicks from the 80s?

She's more than ok for a 46 year old woman.

But...not really impressive otherwise. I can see much better on the webs. Younger, better figures, etc. And since it's supposed to be a fantasy or whatever, meh.

/typical responses incoming in 3, 2, 1...
 
2013-01-01 07:52:33 AM

kroonermanblack: Because not all of us are obsessed with aging 50 year old 'hot' chicks from the 80s?

She's more than ok for a 46 year old woman.

But...not really impressive otherwise. I can see much better on the webs. Younger, better figures, etc. And since it's supposed to be a fantasy or whatever, meh.

/typical responses incoming in 3, 2, 1...


I could recommend an optometrist..
 
2013-01-01 07:54:08 AM

Speaker2Animals: Fark_Guy_Rob: I think we can all appreciate how truly fleeting physical beauty is.

You're out of your mind if you think she isn't still hittable.


She's beyond hittable. I'd...I'd probably just make an ass of myself if she came on to me. I wouldn't know how to handle that grade of MILF. Would possibly have a heart attack.

/to be fair, I'm 38, so she's not so much "MILF" as, "Girl I want to penis."
//may have to move on to GILFS
 
2013-01-01 08:03:08 AM

kroonermanblack: Because not all of us are obsessed with aging 50 year old 'hot' chicks from the 80s?

She's more than ok for a 46 year old woman.

But...not really impressive otherwise. I can see much better on the webs. Younger, better figures, etc. And since it's supposed to be a fantasy or whatever, meh.

/typical responses incoming in 3, 2, 1...


I respectfully submit that you're missing the point. It's becauseshe's 46 that blows our minds. Is she as firm and smooth as the 22 year-old at the corner bar? Probably not. But a woman her age being that hot is defying the odds. To put it another way, she's a female George Clooney or Sean Connery.
 
2013-01-01 08:06:51 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Nice mom boobs on that fat biatch.

mybfolder.org
 
2013-01-01 08:18:01 AM
Did she ever get divorced from that Seal guy?
 
2013-01-01 08:24:02 AM
Meh.

Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers, but she's on my "Hot, but TDS" list.

*Too Damned Skinny

Stick it in soft, let it get hard, listen to the ribs crack
 
2013-01-01 08:27:03 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut:

Finally, someone is posting pictures of what a REAL woman should look like.

 
2013-01-01 08:43:19 AM

Apos: This thread is now bookmark-worthy. Keep up the stellar work, Lon Mead.


Fark you, I started it!

/not bitter at all
 
2013-01-01 09:09:03 AM
"Crawford has graced the cover of hundreds of magazine and is known for her trademark mole."

You know what with his trademark gerbil you would have thought her and Gere might have lasted.
 
2013-01-01 09:22:52 AM
Beautiful woman, but damn I hate the whole mole thing... it is NOT attractive, never has been, never will.

I never understood the appeal, and even worse where they draw fake ones on.
 
2013-01-01 09:36:54 AM

LonMead: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x422]

I'd be more than happy to help her clean up all that champagne...
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1137]
[www.designscene.net image 728x960]
[entertainment.gaeatimes.com image 352x348][blog.instyleswimwear.com image 640x954]

From Herb Ritts: NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! & NSFW! And one with friends (NSFW!).

... happy to provide my tongue towel whenever she needs it.


img.photobucket.com

I Came!
 
2013-01-01 09:45:25 AM

dickfreckle: kroonermanblack: Because not all of us are obsessed with aging 50 year old 'hot' chicks from the 80s?

She's more than ok for a 46 year old woman.

But...not really impressive otherwise. I can see much better on the webs. Younger, better figures, etc. And since it's supposed to be a fantasy or whatever, meh.

/typical responses incoming in 3, 2, 1...

I respectfully submit that you're missing the point. It's becauseshe's 46 that blows our minds. Is she as firm and smooth as the 22 year-old at the corner bar? Probably not. But a woman her age being that hot is defying the odds. To put it another way, she's a female George Clooney or Sean Connery.


Ya, no.

If someone is going to be upheld as a magic sex symbol, they don't get qualifiers. There is no 'she's hot for a 400 lbs parapalegic with 1 leg, 3 breats, and no teeth' disclaimer.

And While she is, unarguably, hot FOR HER AGE, this is the internet. There's better to be seen in 10 seconds, regardless of what your particular kink is, and you're never going to get near either so why obsess over some 50 year old woman?

Though she's just beyond my age-range as far as 'was hot and popular when I was a teen' or whatever, so looking at her..she's just your average skinny chick with a nice face (minus mole). So I guess I don't get the big deal, even 'back in the day'. But I'm a curvy/tits man myself.
 
2013-01-01 10:02:09 AM

kroonermanblack: dickfreckle: kroonermanblack: Because not all of us are obsessed with aging 50 year old 'hot' chicks from the 80s?

She's more than ok for a 46 year old woman.

But...not really impressive otherwise. I can see much better on the webs. Younger, better figures, etc. And since it's supposed to be a fantasy or whatever, meh.

/typical responses incoming in 3, 2, 1...

I respectfully submit that you're missing the point. It's becauseshe's 46 that blows our minds. Is she as firm and smooth as the 22 year-old at the corner bar? Probably not. But a woman her age being that hot is defying the odds. To put it another way, she's a female George Clooney or Sean Connery.

Ya, no.

If someone is going to be upheld as a magic sex symbol, they don't get qualifiers. There is no 'she's hot for a 400 lbs parapalegic with 1 leg, 3 breats, and no teeth' disclaimer.

And While she is, unarguably, hot FOR HER AGE, this is the internet. There's better to be seen in 10 seconds, regardless of what your particular kink is, and you're never going to get near either so why obsess over some 50 year old woman?

Though she's just beyond my age-range as far as 'was hot and popular when I was a teen' or whatever, so looking at her..she's just your average skinny chick with a nice face (minus mole). So I guess I don't get the big deal, even 'back in the day'. But I'm a curvy/tits man myself.


Oh, look, a fark chubby chaser. I'm totally shocked.
 
2013-01-01 10:04:41 AM
She's pretty hot for her age and the best plastic surgery and personal trainers money can buy.
 
2013-01-01 10:06:04 AM
"My older brother has a Cindy Crawford poster in my dad's old barn. Let's all go JO to it!"
- my pitch to ABC when they asked me to update 'Our Gang' at gunpoint.
 
2013-01-01 10:09:56 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: "My older brother has a Cindy Crawford poster in my dad's old barn. Let's all go JO to it!"
- my pitch to ABC when they asked me to update 'Our Gang' at gunpoint.


Lemme guess... they turned you down, but referred you to Seth McFarland for a job?
 
2013-01-01 10:12:27 AM

kroonermanblack: dickfreckle: kroonermanblack: Because not all of us are obsessed with aging 50 year old 'hot' chicks from the 80s?

She's more than ok for a 46 year old woman.

But...not really impressive otherwise. I can see much better on the webs. Younger, better figures, etc. And since it's supposed to be a fantasy or whatever, meh.

/typical responses incoming in 3, 2, 1...

I respectfully submit that you're missing the point. It's becauseshe's 46 that blows our minds. Is she as firm and smooth as the 22 year-old at the corner bar? Probably not. But a woman her age being that hot is defying the odds. To put it another way, she's a female George Clooney or Sean Connery.

Ya, no.

If someone is going to be upheld as a magic sex symbol, they don't get qualifiers. There is no 'she's hot for a 400 lbs parapalegic with 1 leg, 3 breats, and no teeth' disclaimer.

And While she is, unarguably, hot FOR HER AGE, this is the internet. There's better to be seen in 10 seconds, regardless of what your particular kink is, and you're never going to get near either so why obsess over some 50 year old woman?

Though she's just beyond my age-range as far as 'was hot and popular when I was a teen' or whatever
, so looking at her..she's just your average skinny chick with a nice face (minus mole). So I guess I don't get the big deal, even 'back in the day'. But I'm a curvy/tits man myself.


And this is why you need to STFU and go to another thread. This article and thread is not for you.
 
2013-01-01 10:16:50 AM
Homina homina homina
 
2013-01-01 10:33:27 AM

bulok: kroonermanblack: dickfreckle: kroonermanblack: Because not all of us are obsessed with aging 50 year old 'hot' chicks from the 80s?

She's more than ok for a 46 year old woman.

But...not really impressive otherwise. I can see much better on the webs. Younger, better figures, etc. And since it's supposed to be a fantasy or whatever, meh.

/typical responses incoming in 3, 2, 1...

I respectfully submit that you're missing the point. It's becauseshe's 46 that blows our minds. Is she as firm and smooth as the 22 year-old at the corner bar? Probably not. But a woman her age being that hot is defying the odds. To put it another way, she's a female George Clooney or Sean Connery.

Ya, no.

If someone is going to be upheld as a magic sex symbol, they don't get qualifiers. There is no 'she's hot for a 400 lbs parapalegic with 1 leg, 3 breats, and no teeth' disclaimer.

And While she is, unarguably, hot FOR HER AGE, this is the internet. There's better to be seen in 10 seconds, regardless of what your particular kink is, and you're never going to get near either so why obsess over some 50 year old woman?

Though she's just beyond my age-range as far as 'was hot and popular when I was a teen' or whatever, so looking at her..she's just your average skinny chick with a nice face (minus mole). So I guess I don't get the big deal, even 'back in the day'. But I'm a curvy/tits man myself.

And this is why you need to STFU and go to another thread. This article and thread is not for you.


Hey, can you be thread police in every thread? I really need to know which ones everyone is qualified to post in. It would be great. You might want to whitenight her harder though, I don't think she's heard you yet.
 
2013-01-01 10:37:36 AM

kroonermanblack: Hey, can you be thread police in every thread? I really need to know which ones everyone is qualified to post in. It would be great. You might want to whitenight her harder though, I don't think she's heard you yet.


I think you're being unnecessarily provocative in this thread. We were all talking about titties and you showed up talking about sharp knees. Relax.

/not a mod
//even if I were, I'd just laugh and let your posts speak for themselves
 
2013-01-01 10:53:33 AM

Alphax: Decades later, I still lust for that woman.

 
2013-01-01 10:59:22 AM

Marisyana: Apos: This thread is now bookmark-worthy. Keep up the stellar work, Lon Mead.

Fark you, I started it!

/not bitter at all


*rescans thread* Whoops. The omission was unintentional, I assure you.
 
2013-01-01 11:08:29 AM
RE NSFW #2:

She's a nimble little minx.
 
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