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(Reuters)   Best Leader surprises the hell out of everyone by ringing in the New Year asking to remarry Worst Korea   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, North Korean leader, nuclear technology, North Koreans, South Korean navy, Kim Jong  
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2012-12-31 11:53:30 PM  
10 votes:
When he means "compromise", he means it like the GOP definition.
2013-01-01 12:01:15 AM  
9 votes:
I'm not falling for that Un
2013-01-01 02:37:59 AM  
5 votes:

Before it was photoshopped, there was only one mic.
2013-01-01 01:18:59 AM  
4 votes:
He must be ronery. So ronery
2013-01-01 12:51:42 AM  
4 votes:
Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please...
2013-01-01 02:15:47 AM  
2 votes:

"I love the Power Glove. It's so bad."
2013-01-01 01:46:11 AM  
2 votes:
You know who else took control of a dictatorship and then claimed to want to end hostilities and make his country better?

Wait a minute ... that meme didn't do what I expected.
2013-01-01 01:11:43 AM  
2 votes:
He just wants a new Kia Optima. I bet he saw that commercial with Motley Crue in it and thinks they're some hip new band.
2012-12-31 11:59:11 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe he really wants the best for the North Korean people, if he's been brainwashed into thinking that is his duty, he might annoy all the generals by actually trying to do what is best.
2012-12-31 11:47:07 PM  
2 votes:
"Please join us in absolute poverty. Thanks"
2013-01-01 09:55:37 PM  
1 vote:

Mambo Bananapatch: spawn73: Maybe he really wants the best for the North Korean people, if he's been brainwashed into thinking that is his duty, he might annoy be assassinated by all the generals by for actually trying to do what is best.

Yeah, I was thinking the same.

I thought that if I were in his shoes, I'd go all Stalin on the generals before trying any reforms. But then again, if I were him, I'd be "looking at stuff" all day, and sleeping with a new girl each night.

Also, I'd release karaoke DVDs, because people would have to pretend to like me.
2013-01-01 04:03:06 PM  
1 vote:
TRANSLATION INTO PLAIN ENGLISH: "I spent all my money on weapons and now my country is starving, so I need you to feed me while I reload my guns."

That about get it?
2013-01-01 10:52:06 AM  
1 vote:

Notabunny: I want' to believe, Dude Jong-un, but Best Korea's track record with clear and honest communication isn't all that I'd hope it to be. How about if you start with free, unfiltered, universal internet access for all your citizens? Let them see what the real world is like. In exchange, we'll airlift in buttloads of food and medicine. Full minds and full tummies are a good starting point.

Free universal internet access?
We don't even have that in this piece of shiat country.
2013-01-01 06:16:37 AM  
1 vote:

lemonysprite: I've bailed out of following so many interesting conversations here out of sheer laziness or frustration over a pointless threadjack.

I wonder how many people tried to read through this thread and gave up because of all the posts about Reddit.

/Reddit kinda sucks
2013-01-01 04:29:41 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-01 04:26:50 AM  
1 vote:

log_jammin: Crudbucket: log_jammin: Crudbucket: We, America, need the boogeyman of North Korea to be around, so that South Korea and Japan will continue to buy weapons from us, is what he meant to say.

I know.

Do you?

I do.

Then I now pronounce you man and wife!
2013-01-01 04:22:57 AM  
1 vote:

ladyfortuna: Oh please. The average Farker has two or three times as much wit as the average Redditor. For every article that has a light response, there's another article that has a few hundred responses, most of which actually intelligent, unlike the aforementioned circle-jerk of 'karma' AWs.

Step 1: Ask "Has anyone played this game before?", post link to box art for Super Mario Bros.
Step 2: 3,000 upvotes.
Step 3: ???
2013-01-01 02:33:27 AM  
1 vote:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: He just wants a new Kia Optima. I bet he saw that commercial with Motley Crue in it and thinks they're some hip new band.

No, Supreme Leader is trying to create some buzz for his upcoming single, "Pyongyang Style."
2013-01-01 02:02:28 AM  
1 vote:
It's all bullshiat. He's not even the real Kim Jong un. Kim Jong il's true son is caucasian billionaire Gustav Graves

We must not let him unify the koreas, but we'll need an invisible car
2013-01-01 01:54:47 AM  
1 vote:
Somebody misses Twinkies!
2013-01-01 01:45:12 AM  
1 vote:
Put some Raybans on the little feller and he'd be a natural for President of the United States of Gangnam
2013-01-01 01:34:21 AM  
1 vote:
I live in South Korea, so the transcript is blocked. Can I get a copy paste up in here?
2013-01-01 01:23:50 AM  
1 vote:
Holy crap!
It's a trap!
2013-01-01 01:15:01 AM  
1 vote:
And to think, I just accidentally married a hooker. I'm not even straight. What was I thinking?
2013-01-01 12:37:19 AM  
1 vote:
This deal sounds easier to do than the fiscal cliff deal. I say go for it.
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