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(Daily Mail)   Protip: Driving your SUV through a TV station's front door won't win you the traffic reporter's heart   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-31 07:22:10 PM  
Driving your SUV through a TV station's front door won't win you the traffic reporter's heart

And that's why he switched to different forms of stalking.

In his defense, she's definitely cute enough to stalk.
 
2012-12-31 08:01:58 PM  
It will get her to notice you, though

/at least on her traffic report
 
2012-12-31 11:18:43 PM  
A hunting knife, however....
 
2013-01-01 12:34:28 AM  

NewportBarGuy: A hunting knife, however....


and a lot of strong nylon cord...
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-01 01:04:31 AM  
She's no Lauren Freeman, but she'll do.

/KPRC-Houston: The hottest news b*tches in the country
 
2013-01-01 01:55:51 AM  
Jennifer Reyna....says she fears for her lift after the constant attention from Marcus Olson

Two questions:

1.He's stalking her elevator too?! What's to be gained from that?

2. How the hell can she afford an elevator on her salary? Hmmm.....

/Story gets more bizarre by the minute.
 
2013-01-01 03:22:21 AM  
Erin McLroy on 9 is a reason to give yourself a few extra minutes in the morning
 
2013-01-01 03:40:22 AM  
Hell.. We just saw an SUV driving southbound in the northbound lanes on I-71 in Cincinnati. Fast too..

Called 911.. They already knew
 
2013-01-01 03:46:10 AM  
She's no Dr. George Fischbeck, but she will do.
 
2013-01-01 03:54:41 AM  
You know those crazy people who should be institutionalized for public safety? This guy is one of them.

Lock him in the loony bin and throw away the key
 
2013-01-01 03:57:17 AM  

Apos: Jennifer Reyna....says she fears for her lift after the constant attention from Marcus Olson

Two questions:

1.He's stalking her elevator too?! What's to be gained from that?

2. How the hell can she afford an elevator on her salary? Hmmm.....

/Story gets more bizarre by the minute.


Damn beat me to it.
 
2013-01-01 03:59:04 AM  

mikaloyd: You know those crazy people who should be institutionalized for public safety? This guy is one of them.

Lock him in the loony bin and throw away the key


Yeah...I'm neutral on the whole gun thing...but this right here is a textbook case of "If I can't have you, no one can". And this will end badly. Although I suppose this could be a strong argument for mental health above gun control. And we can't be having that.
 
2013-01-01 04:03:15 AM  
<grump>
Is there some reason we keep linking to the farking Daily Mail for articles on events that happen in the US?
</grump>
 
2013-01-01 04:05:09 AM  

chitownmike: Erin McLroy on 9 is a reason to give yourself a few extra minutes in the morning


Who the fark is--

twimg0-a.akamaihd.net

Holy Hannah.....
 
2013-01-01 04:07:49 AM  

NewportBarGuy: A hunting knife, however....


PhiloeBedoe: NewportBarGuy: A hunting knife, however....

and a lot of strong nylon cord...
[i1079.photobucket.com image 460x280]


media.philly.com
 
2013-01-01 06:45:01 AM  
Whoever wrote that needs a new keyboard worse than I do.

She's sweet but not worth jailtyme.
 
2013-01-01 07:30:38 AM  
Hellooo Nurse!
 
2013-01-01 07:47:27 AM  

Shadow Blasko: Hell.. We just saw an SUV driving southbound in the northbound lanes on I-71 in Cincinnati. Fast too..

Called 911.. They already knew


they have to give the snarky "We Know!" instead of just saying thank you and hanging up. to protect and serve the local Donut Queen Shoppe.
 
2013-01-01 07:49:17 AM  
He looks normal enough. She should just agree to go out with him once.

cdn0.hark.com
 
2013-01-01 07:59:19 AM  
I'd hit it

/not with an SUV through the workplace. I'm not a nutcase
 
2013-01-01 08:35:57 AM  
Spare society and put this guy down; he has already proven he is nuts.
 
2013-01-01 08:37:59 AM  

ZAZ: Driving your SUV through a TV station's front door won't win you the traffic reporter's heart

And that's why he switched to different forms of stalking.

In his defense, she's definitely cute enough to stalk.


Jennifer is nice but I'll take Chita Johnson from KHOU.
 
2013-01-01 08:45:21 AM  
Would killing a rock star do it?

/I've got a few in mind
 
2013-01-01 09:17:37 AM  
In contrast to a normal man who would be traveling in the opposite direction having to deal with a "beauty queen" mentality.
 
2013-01-01 09:31:43 AM  
Should't Aaron Rodgers be back in Green Bay practicing for the playoffs?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-01 09:59:21 AM  
Looked like the giraffe really liked her.
 
2013-01-01 11:24:08 AM  

Kyle Butler: Should't Aaron Rodgers be back in Green Bay practicing for the playoffs?


Well... he IS really good at "scoring drives in Houston."

/cheesehead
 
2013-01-01 12:07:32 PM  
Nice that Daily Mail's bikini pictures are making a comeback
 
2013-01-01 12:29:05 PM  
sangeetalaya.com

Does nothing for her, either.

/ Hot like Cutty.
 
2013-01-01 04:17:10 PM  
He'd have a field day in LA:
flapsblog.com
farm8.staticflickr.com
kttv.images.worldnow.com
(sadly, Laura has aged a fair amount since this photo, but she's still a looker...)
fixnation.org

/seriously though, this freak needs to be locked up
 
2013-01-01 10:36:35 PM  
This summer, from the director of The Proposal and 27 Dresses, comes the story of a man looking for love, but with a horrible driving record.

He drove his SUV through the front door of the TV station, AND INTO HER HEART.

"Traffic Report"

(this film has not yet been rated)
 
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