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(Daily Mail)   Old and busted: Homeless sleeping on the park bench. New hotness: Homeless sleeping inside graves after pushing stones off the top of tombs   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 36
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2012-12-31 07:00:03 PM  
Those poor souls.
 
2012-12-31 07:30:44 PM  
The squatters were seen sitting up in graves while drinking and injecting themselves with drugs

Ain't no party like a cemetery party 'cuz a cemetery party don't stop till everyone's dead.
 
2012-12-31 07:41:48 PM  
Deep.
 
2012-12-31 07:44:50 PM  
This is how it begins. Any day, one of them will wake up craving brains.
 
2012-12-31 07:45:10 PM  
i.imgur.com

♫  Eying little ghouls with bad intent... ♫
 
2012-12-31 07:47:08 PM  
So if they are scumbags and pushing the lids aside so they can sleep inside the tombs, why not wait until they are passed out and superbond the lids back on with them inside.

2 birds/one stone.
 
2012-12-31 07:50:22 PM  
How can you hate the homeless?
 
2012-12-31 07:50:36 PM  
So we're more concerned with the well-being of the dead than the living?

And we wonder why aliens won't land here.
 
2012-12-31 07:52:33 PM  

Indubitably: How can you hate the homeless?



They don't "hate" the homeless, they just don't want them in the cemetery.

If the homeless want to be welcome, there's an easy solution.
 
2012-12-31 07:58:20 PM  

Amos Quito: Indubitably: How can you hate the homeless?


They don't "hate" the homeless, they just don't want them in the cemetery.

If the homeless want to be welcome, there's an easy solution.


*set-up*

And that is?
 
2012-12-31 07:58:53 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-31 08:01:21 PM  
people get all testy about human remains but think nothing of turning the dead pet cat into a helicopter. it's a disgrace. somewhere along the way adults started doing things that most sane people would scold a child for doing, so the youngster would grow up to be good people instead of morbid freaks.

/ and now ladies and gentlemen, The Morbid Freaks...
 
2012-12-31 08:03:11 PM  
We really need an island we can ship the homeless to. Besides Manhattan. That didn't work well last time.
 
2012-12-31 08:03:33 PM  
Cambridgeshire Police are considering taking action against nearby shops accused of fuelling the anti-social behaviour be selling alcohol to the louts.


So now when people act unacceptably it is not their fault, but the fault of nearby business owners? Typical liberal government reaction.
 
2012-12-31 08:07:20 PM  

Indubitably: Amos Quito: Indubitably: How can you hate the homeless?


They don't "hate" the homeless, they just don't want them in the cemetery.

If the homeless want to be welcome, there's an easy solution.

*set-up*

And that is?



Die, obviously.

/Sorry
//Sarcasm
///Sad, sad sarcasm
 
2012-12-31 08:08:51 PM  

Amos Quito: Indubitably: Amos Quito: Indubitably: How can you hate the homeless?


They don't "hate" the homeless, they just don't want them in the cemetery.

If the homeless want to be welcome, there's an easy solution.

*set-up*

And that is?


Die, obviously.

/Sorry
//Sarcasm
///Sad, sad sarcasm


Is  that all?

*(
 
2012-12-31 08:44:25 PM  

fusillade762: The squatters were seen sitting up in graves while drinking and injecting themselves with drugs

Ain't no party like a cemetery party 'cuz a cemetery party don't stop till everyone's dead.


It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door . . .
 
2012-12-31 08:44:28 PM  

foxtail: So if they are scumbags and pushing the lids aside so they can sleep inside the tombs, why not wait until they are passed out and superbond the lids back on with them inside.

2 birds/one stone.


The injuries of Fortunato I bore with equanimity. But when he ventured upon insult, I vowed my revenge...
 
2012-12-31 08:57:42 PM  

skwerl: Cambridgeshire Police are considering taking action against nearby shops accused of fuelling the anti-social behaviour be selling alcohol to the louts.


So now when people act unacceptably it is not their fault, but the fault of nearby business owners? Typical liberal government reaction.


Exactly. Punish the legitimate business owners instead of their brain-dead patrons.
 
2012-12-31 08:58:22 PM  
l nearly met Elvis once but the shovel broke
 
2012-12-31 09:00:15 PM  

Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: The squatters were seen sitting up in graves while drinking and injecting themselves with drugs

Ain't no party like a cemetery party 'cuz a cemetery party don't stop till everyone's dead.

It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door . . .


You should combine the last line and the third line into one excellent line, if you have it in you: I'm waiting. *)
 
2012-12-31 09:02:12 PM  

dr_hugh_g_rection: skwerl: Cambridgeshire Police are considering taking action against nearby shops accused of fuelling the anti-social behaviour be selling alcohol to the louts.


So now when people act unacceptably it is not their fault, but the fault of nearby business owners? Typical liberal government reaction.

Exactly. Punish the legitimate business owners instead of their brain-dead patrons.


I love how you Retardumblicans use my shat against me unsuccessfully.

It redeemsly.

*)
 
2012-12-31 09:57:27 PM  
My mom used to tell a joke:

Late one night a guy drunk off his ass wanders into a cemetery and stumbles into a deep, newly-dug grave. He tries for hours to escape, with no success. Some time later, another drunk enters the cemetery, and spots the first man.

"Please," says the man. "Can you help me? I'm so cold!"

The second drunk says "Sure you're cold. You done kicked off all your dirt, idiot!" and leaves.
 
2012-12-31 10:03:41 PM  

buckler: My mom used to tell a joke:

Late one night a guy drunk off his ass wanders into a cemetery and stumbles into a deep, newly-dug grave. He tries for hours to escape, with no success. Some time later, another drunk enters the cemetery, and spots the first man.

"Please," says the man. "Can you help me? I'm so cold!"

The second drunk says "Sure you're cold. You done kicked off all your dirt, idiot!" and leaves.


And in the mean-time, while he was talking, the man in the pit was leaping to grab his pant-leg, solidly, pulling him down, into the pit ashambles while he spoke with leaves sputtering out of his mouth...

To eat shat, and leaves,
 
2012-12-31 10:07:31 PM  
Typical Daily Fail.

Designed to give readers their daily dose of fear of the unwashed with an article based on hearsay and selective quotes.
 
2012-12-31 11:21:52 PM  
Underneath the broken old neon sign that used to read "Jesus Saves"?
 
2012-12-31 11:37:34 PM  
media.independent.com

Called it. They just didn't wait for the stiffs to get bulldozed up and the low cost housing put in.
 
2013-01-01 01:32:12 AM  

MagSeven:


Lol I was thinking the same thing.
 
2013-01-01 02:28:16 AM  
And it's my job,
To steal, and rob
GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEESSS!!
 
2013-01-01 03:16:56 AM  
What do the homeless people do with the bodies that were already in the graves ??
 
2013-01-01 03:24:15 AM  

KrispyKritter: people get all testy about human remains but think nothing of turning the dead pet cat into a helicopter.


I can also take my cat out behind the woodshed and plug it in the head instead of bringing it to the vet. I do that to my mother-in-law and it's going to be all "Oh my god, murder!"
 
2013-01-01 04:23:25 AM  
This is just one more reason I plan to be cremated and have my ashes snorted by a group of homeless people squatting in a graveyard.
 
2013-01-01 05:51:45 AM  

armor helix: What do the homeless people do with the bodies that were already in the graves ??


There are some things you really shouldn't ask, okay?
 
2013-01-01 02:06:33 PM  
'One resident said she was shocked when she saw a male sitting on a grave with his trousers down injecting himself in his thigh in full view of everyone.'

Saves a lot of trouble if they die from an overdose, 'cause they are already in a grave!
 
2013-01-01 08:24:44 PM  

Catlike Typist: This is how it begins. Any day, one of them will wake up craving brains.


Bwahahaha!
 
2013-01-02 04:14:13 AM  

dr_hugh_g_rection: skwerl: Cambridgeshire Police are considering taking action against nearby shops accused of fuelling the anti-social behaviour be selling alcohol to the louts.


So now when people act unacceptably it is not their fault, but the fault of nearby business owners? Typical liberal government reaction.

Exactly. Punish the legitimate business owners instead of their brain-dead patrons.


It's not so much about assigning blame, but trying to solve a problem.
 
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