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2012-12-31 07:06:49 PM
Another responsible gun owner heard from.
 
2012-12-31 07:12:45 PM
Why do liberals hate the second amendment so much?
 
2012-12-31 07:31:55 PM
typical mo mule
 
2012-12-31 07:32:44 PM
Afterward, Fetsch did put away his shotgun, but he damaged a fire hydrant by throwing a large rock at it, causing the top to break in half.

Take that, stupid hydrant!
 
2012-12-31 07:46:10 PM

BronyMedic: Why do liberals hate the second amendment so much?


Because Southern states and trailer parks. Also, basement dwelling SSRI patients.
 
2012-12-31 07:47:49 PM
unlawful use of a weapon by an intoxicated person.

Bogus charge. The 2nd amendment says nothing about sobriety.
 
2012-12-31 07:48:02 PM
To Florida
 
2012-12-31 07:50:10 PM
The barber I used to go to had to crazy rednecks for brothers. Occasionally they'd get drunk and pissed, take their guns out, and start shooting at the other brother's house. The really bad part for the barber was that at the time she lived between their houses, meaning the most popular route for bullets was through her front door, straight down a hallway, and out the back door.

For some reason, she never got around to breaking into their houses when they were at work, stealing all their firearms, pawning them, and using the money to replace window panes.
 
2012-12-31 07:52:15 PM

fusillade762: Afterward, Fetsch did put away his shotgun, but he damaged a fire hydrant by throwing a large rock at it, causing the top to break in half.

Take that, stupid hydrant!


Sounds like cool hand luke attacking innocent parking meters
 
2012-12-31 07:53:21 PM

Igor Jakovsky: fusillade762: Afterward, Fetsch did put away his shotgun, but he damaged a fire hydrant by throwing a large rock at it, causing the top to break in half.

Take that, stupid hydrant!

Sounds like cool hand luke attacking innocent parking meters


Also that must have been one helluva big rock.
 
2012-12-31 07:54:26 PM
Well, they've already started it around this city. No shotguns heard so far, and a few of the loud bangs appear to be fireworks, but yeah, I farking hate stupid people.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure none of those gunshots are coming from legally owned firearms.
 
2012-12-31 07:56:27 PM

Karac: The barber I used to go to had to crazy rednecks for brothers. Occasionally they'd get drunk and pissed, take their guns out, and start shooting at the other brother's house. The really bad part for the barber was that at the time she lived between their houses, meaning the most popular route for bullets was through her front door, straight down a hallway, and out the back door.

For some reason, she never got around to breaking into their houses when they were at work, stealing all their firearms, pawning them, and using the money to replace window panes.


pawn shops ID customers, she'd be an easy trace to arrest. maybe she lived in hope that one day they'd kill each other. or maybe that behavior was mild compared to their youth.
 
2012-12-31 07:57:01 PM
Won't someone think of the poor defenseless fire hydrants?
 
2012-12-31 07:57:06 PM
Happy New Year!

P.S. Please don't shotgun anyone.
 
2012-12-31 08:00:22 PM
Denim coat, no shirt mugshot goodness.
 
2012-12-31 08:01:29 PM

KrispyKritter: Karac: The barber I used to go to had to crazy rednecks for brothers. Occasionally they'd get drunk and pissed, take their guns out, and start shooting at the other brother's house. The really bad part for the barber was that at the time she lived between their houses, meaning the most popular route for bullets was through her front door, straight down a hallway, and out the back door.

For some reason, she never got around to breaking into their houses when they were at work, stealing all their firearms, pawning them, and using the money to replace window panes.

pawn shops ID customers, she'd be an easy trace to arrest. maybe she lived in hope that one day they'd kill each other. or maybe that behavior was mild compared to their youth.


Very well then - I don't see why she didn't take the to the parking lot of the local civic center when it was holding a gun show. And if you can say you were standing your ground when you shot someone to death, why couldn't you plead the same for theft?
 
2012-12-31 08:01:37 PM
This, my friends: this is your well-regulated militia necessary for the defense of a free state.
 
2012-12-31 08:12:25 PM

KrispyKritter: pawn shops ID customers, she'd be an easy trace to arrest. maybe she lived in hope that one day they'd kill each other. or maybe that behavior was mild compared to their youth.


Pros vs. Cons: close, possibly worth the risk.
 
2012-12-31 08:12:59 PM
Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?
 
2012-12-31 08:15:13 PM

BokerBill: This, my friends: this is your well-regulated militia necessary for the defense of a free state.


Hey, when the Chinese Best Koreans show up to invade our little towns, guys like this are going to be the true heroes.
 
2012-12-31 08:16:49 PM

cc_rider: Well, they've already started it around this city. No shotguns heard so far, and a few of the loud bangs appear to be fireworks, but yeah, I farking hate stupid people.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure none of those gunshots are coming from legally owned firearms.


And what gives the uncanny ability to know the difference between legally and illegally owned firearms that you cannot see?
 
2012-12-31 08:17:19 PM
Elaine prefers a denim vest over a coat
 
2012-12-31 08:19:41 PM

Slartibeerfest: Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?


At least six of them were babies, probably.
 
2012-12-31 08:41:48 PM

I rite gud: Won't someone think of the poor defenseless fire hydrants?


If the fire hydrant only had a rock, this never would have happened.
 
2012-12-31 08:50:21 PM

BarkingUnicorn: cc_rider: Well, they've already started it around this city. No shotguns heard so far, and a few of the loud bangs appear to be fireworks, but yeah, I farking hate stupid people.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure none of those gunshots are coming from legally owned firearms.

And what gives the uncanny ability to know the difference between legally and illegally owned firearms that you cannot see?


Statistics.
 
zez
2012-12-31 08:54:51 PM
For those of you not from this area, O'Fallon, Mo is an old railroad stop that in the last 20 years has gone from farmland to one of the largest cities (suburbs) in the state. It's a crazy mix of white christian republican mcmansions and century farms.
 
2012-12-31 08:55:17 PM

Slartibeerfest: Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?


you sound rich

/lives in RV on the east bank of the Colorado river
//just me and the Moses (dog)
 
2012-12-31 08:57:48 PM
You may not HAVE to be, but it helps
 
2012-12-31 09:07:00 PM

Slartibeerfest: Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?


That's a rhetorical question, right?
 
2012-12-31 09:08:00 PM

fusillade762: Afterward, Fetsch did put away his shotgun, but he damaged a fire hydrant by throwing a large rock at it, causing the top to break in half.

Take that, stupid hydrant!


Fark you, government services!
 
2012-12-31 09:12:54 PM

BarkingUnicorn: cc_rider: Well, they've already started it around this city. No shotguns heard so far, and a few of the loud bangs appear to be fireworks, but yeah, I farking hate stupid people.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure none of those gunshots are coming from legally owned firearms.

And what gives the uncanny ability to know the difference between legally and illegally owned firearms that you cannot see?


Gee, I don't know...just an educated guess that the regular folks who own legal guns for home protection in neighborhoods that have been affected by drugs, gangs and violence, aren't the ones outside shooting guns on New Year's Eve? I think that's a pretty fair assumption.
 
2012-12-31 09:16:02 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Slartibeerfest: Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?

At least six of them were babies, probably.


What does it mean when a red neck baby has drool coming out of both sides of its mouth?


The trailer is level.

/I'll be here all week. Try the steak.
 
2012-12-31 09:46:32 PM

titwrench: BarkingUnicorn: Slartibeerfest: Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?

At least six of them were babies, probably.

What does it mean when a red neck baby has drool coming out of both sides of its mouth?


The trailer is level.

/I'll be here all week. Try the steak.


That baby is teething. Fish a ham hock out of the soupbeans for that child to gnaw on.
Any idiot with a jack and a half full mason jar can level a floor. A tilted trailer means white trash.
 
2012-12-31 09:51:54 PM
Afterward, Fetsch did put away his shotgun, but he damaged a fire hydrant by throwing a large rock at it, causing the top to break in half.

Dafuq kind of superhuman drunk is he?
 
2012-12-31 10:39:07 PM
Obviously a person fighting for his 2nd amendment rights.
 
2012-12-31 11:07:53 PM

fusillade762: Afterward, Fetsch did put away his shotgun, but he damaged a fire hydrant by throwing a large rock at it, causing the top to break in half.

Take that, stupid hydrant!


We need to ban rocks too
 
2012-12-31 11:10:57 PM

BokerBill: This, my friends: this is your well-regulated militia necessary for the defense of a free state.


It's too bad he doesn't live in Maricopa County. Sheriff Joe Arpaio is now recruiting armed volunteers to guard the schools. I'm sure he'd be Joe's pick of the litter.
 
2012-12-31 11:27:04 PM
The look on his face says, yea, so what...

bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com
 
2012-12-31 11:31:59 PM
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com

"I asked Jerry to keep my coat at his place, my closet is packed to the gills"
 
2012-12-31 11:37:33 PM

Bigdogdaddy: fusillade762: Afterward, Fetsch did put away his shotgun, but he damaged a fire hydrant by throwing a large rock at it, causing the top to break in half.

Take that, stupid hydrant!

We need to ban rocks too


Also fire hydrants.
 
2013-01-01 12:57:49 AM

thenooch: Slartibeerfest: Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?

you sound rich

/lives in RV on the east bank of the Colorado river
//just me and the Moses (dog)


That's right keep rubbin it in, ya lucky bastard.
 
2013-01-02 12:01:34 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Slartibeerfest: Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?

At least six of them were babies, probably.


That or a New Year's party. DIdn't say that they all lived there, just that that's how many were in the place. I imagine that Mr. Denim Jacket up there got pissed off that the neighbors were being loud, so he tried to quiet them down with a shotgun. Doesn't explain the fire hydrant, though. Or why he isn't wearing a shirt under his denim jacket.

zez: For those of you not from this area, O'Fallon, Mo is an old railroad stop that in the last 20 years has gone from farmland to one of the largest cities (suburbs) in the state. It's a crazy mix of white christian republican mcmansions and century farms.


Google maps + streetview tells me that he lives in a shiatty trailer park on the other side of 40 from Winghaven.
 
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