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		You don't have to be in Florida to drunkenly fire a shotgun into your neighbor's mobile home. With denim-coat mugshot goodness (stltoday.com)		42
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass		2012-12-31 07:06:49 PM

Another responsible gun owner heard from.

BronyMedic		2012-12-31 07:12:45 PM

Why do liberals hate the second amendment so much?

snuffy		2012-12-31 07:31:55 PM

typical mo mule

fusillade762		2012-12-31 07:32:44 PM

Afterward, Fetsch did put away his shotgun, but he damaged a fire hydrant by throwing a large rock at it, causing the top to break in half.

Take that, stupid hydrant!

AbbeySomeone		2012-12-31 07:46:10 PM

BronyMedic: Why do liberals hate the second amendment so much?

Because Southern states and trailer parks. Also, basement dwelling SSRI patients.

Bill_Wick's_Friend		2012-12-31 07:47:49 PM

unlawful use of a weapon by an intoxicated person.

Bogus charge. The 2nd amendment says nothing about sobriety.

Indubitably		2012-12-31 07:48:02 PM

To Florida

Karac		2012-12-31 07:50:10 PM

The barber I used to go to had to crazy rednecks for brothers. Occasionally they'd get drunk and pissed, take their guns out, and start shooting at the other brother's house. The really bad part for the barber was that at the time she lived between their houses, meaning the most popular route for bullets was through her front door, straight down a hallway, and out the back door.

For some reason, she never got around to breaking into their houses when they were at work, stealing all their firearms, pawning them, and using the money to replace window panes.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-12-31 07:52:15 PM

fusillade762: Afterward, Fetsch did put away his shotgun, but he damaged a fire hydrant by throwing a large rock at it, causing the top to break in half.

Take that, stupid hydrant!

Sounds like cool hand luke attacking innocent parking meters

Igor Jakovsky		2012-12-31 07:53:21 PM

Igor Jakovsky: fusillade762: Afterward, Fetsch did put away his shotgun, but he damaged a fire hydrant by throwing a large rock at it, causing the top to break in half.

Take that, stupid hydrant!

Sounds like cool hand luke attacking innocent parking meters

Also that must have been one helluva big rock.

cc_rider		2012-12-31 07:54:26 PM

Well, they've already started it around this city. No shotguns heard so far, and a few of the loud bangs appear to be fireworks, but yeah, I farking hate stupid people.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure none of those gunshots are coming from legally owned firearms.

KrispyKritter		2012-12-31 07:56:27 PM

Karac: The barber I used to go to had to crazy rednecks for brothers. Occasionally they'd get drunk and pissed, take their guns out, and start shooting at the other brother's house. The really bad part for the barber was that at the time she lived between their houses, meaning the most popular route for bullets was through her front door, straight down a hallway, and out the back door.

For some reason, she never got around to breaking into their houses when they were at work, stealing all their firearms, pawning them, and using the money to replace window panes.

pawn shops ID customers, she'd be an easy trace to arrest. maybe she lived in hope that one day they'd kill each other. or maybe that behavior was mild compared to their youth.

I rite gud		2012-12-31 07:57:01 PM

Won't someone think of the poor defenseless fire hydrants?

Indubitably		2012-12-31 07:57:06 PM

Happy New Year!

P.S. Please don't shotgun anyone.

wellreadneck		2012-12-31 08:00:22 PM

Denim coat, no shirt mugshot goodness.

Karac		2012-12-31 08:01:29 PM

KrispyKritter: Karac: The barber I used to go to had to crazy rednecks for brothers. Occasionally they'd get drunk and pissed, take their guns out, and start shooting at the other brother's house. The really bad part for the barber was that at the time she lived between their houses, meaning the most popular route for bullets was through her front door, straight down a hallway, and out the back door.

For some reason, she never got around to breaking into their houses when they were at work, stealing all their firearms, pawning them, and using the money to replace window panes.

pawn shops ID customers, she'd be an easy trace to arrest. maybe she lived in hope that one day they'd kill each other. or maybe that behavior was mild compared to their youth.

Very well then - I don't see why she didn't take the to the parking lot of the local civic center when it was holding a gun show. And if you can say you were standing your ground when you shot someone to death, why couldn't you plead the same for theft?

BokerBill		2012-12-31 08:01:37 PM

This, my friends: this is your well-regulated militia necessary for the defense of a free state.

Odd Bird		2012-12-31 08:12:25 PM

KrispyKritter: pawn shops ID customers, she'd be an easy trace to arrest. maybe she lived in hope that one day they'd kill each other. or maybe that behavior was mild compared to their youth.

Pros vs. Cons: close, possibly worth the risk.

Slartibeerfest		2012-12-31 08:12:59 PM

Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?

Fark Me To Tears		2012-12-31 08:15:13 PM

BokerBill: This, my friends: this is your well-regulated militia necessary for the defense of a free state.

Hey, when the ~~Chinese~~ Best Koreans show up to invade our little towns, guys like this are going to be the true heroes.

BarkingUnicorn		2012-12-31 08:16:49 PM

cc_rider: Well, they've already started it around this city. No shotguns heard so far, and a few of the loud bangs appear to be fireworks, but yeah, I farking hate stupid people.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure none of those gunshots are coming from legally owned firearms.

And what gives the uncanny ability to know the difference between legally and illegally owned firearms that you cannot see?

Peter von Nostrand		2012-12-31 08:17:19 PM

Elaine prefers a denim vest over a coat

BarkingUnicorn		2012-12-31 08:19:41 PM

Slartibeerfest: Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?

At least six of them were babies, probably.

croesius		2012-12-31 08:41:48 PM

I rite gud: Won't someone think of the poor defenseless fire hydrants?

If the fire hydrant only had a rock, this never would have happened.

doglover		2012-12-31 08:50:21 PM

zez		2012-12-31 08:54:51 PM

For those of you not from this area, O'Fallon, Mo is an old railroad stop that in the last 20 years has gone from farmland to one of the largest cities (suburbs) in the state. It's a crazy mix of white christian republican mcmansions and century farms.

thenooch		2012-12-31 08:55:17 PM

Slartibeerfest: Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?

you sound rich

/lives in RV on the east bank of the Colorado river
//just me and the Moses (dog)

Oldiron_79		2012-12-31 08:57:48 PM

You may not HAVE to be, but it helps

Gyrfalcon		2012-12-31 09:07:00 PM

Slartibeerfest: Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?

That's a rhetorical question, right?

Hickory-smoked		2012-12-31 09:08:00 PM

cc_rider		2012-12-31 09:12:54 PM

BarkingUnicorn: cc_rider: Well, they've already started it around this city. No shotguns heard so far, and a few of the loud bangs appear to be fireworks, but yeah, I farking hate stupid people.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure none of those gunshots are coming from legally owned firearms.

And what gives the uncanny ability to know the difference between legally and illegally owned firearms that you cannot see?

Gee, I don't know...just an educated guess that the regular folks who own legal guns for home protection in neighborhoods that have been affected by drugs, gangs and violence, aren't the ones outside shooting guns on New Year's Eve? I think that's a pretty fair assumption.

titwrench		2012-12-31 09:16:02 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Slartibeerfest: Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?

At least six of them were babies, probably.

What does it mean when a red neck baby has drool coming out of both sides of its mouth?

The trailer is level.

/I'll be here all week. Try the steak.

wellreadneck		2012-12-31 09:46:32 PM

titwrench: BarkingUnicorn: Slartibeerfest: Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?

At least six of them were babies, probably.

What does it mean when a red neck baby has drool coming out of both sides of its mouth?

The trailer is level.

/I'll be here all week. Try the steak.

That baby is teething. Fish a ham hock out of the soupbeans for that child to gnaw on.
Any idiot with a jack and a half full mason jar can level a floor. A tilted trailer means white trash.

buckler		2012-12-31 09:51:54 PM

Afterward, Fetsch did put away his shotgun, but he damaged a fire hydrant by throwing a large rock at it, causing the top to break in half.

Dafuq kind of superhuman drunk is he?

richard_1963		2012-12-31 10:39:07 PM

Obviously a person fighting for his 2nd amendment rights.

Bigdogdaddy		2012-12-31 11:07:53 PM

richard_1963		2012-12-31 11:10:57 PM

BokerBill: This, my friends: this is your well-regulated militia necessary for the defense of a free state.

It's too bad he doesn't live in Maricopa County. Sheriff Joe Arpaio is now recruiting armed volunteers to guard the schools. I'm sure he'd be Joe's pick of the litter.

ShobuZukuri		2012-12-31 11:27:04 PM

The look on his face says, yea, so what...

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hbk72777		2012-12-31 11:31:59 PM

"I asked Jerry to keep my coat at his place, my closet is packed to the gills"

Gyrfalcon		2012-12-31 11:37:33 PM

Bigdogdaddy: fusillade762: Afterward, Fetsch did put away his shotgun, but he damaged a fire hydrant by throwing a large rock at it, causing the top to break in half.

Take that, stupid hydrant!

We need to ban rocks too

Also fire hydrants.

simon_bar_sinister		2013-01-01 12:57:49 AM

thenooch: Slartibeerfest: Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?

you sound rich

/lives in RV on the east bank of the Colorado river
//just me and the Moses (dog)

That's right keep rubbin it in, ya lucky bastard.

phyrkrakr		2013-01-02 12:01:34 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Slartibeerfest: Does anyone find it strange that 8 people were sharing that mobile home?

At least six of them were babies, probably.

That or a New Year's party. DIdn't say that they all lived there, just that that's how many were in the place. I imagine that Mr. Denim Jacket up there got pissed off that the neighbors were being loud, so he tried to quiet them down with a shotgun. Doesn't explain the fire hydrant, though. Or why he isn't wearing a shirt under his denim jacket.

zez: For those of you not from this area, O'Fallon, Mo is an old railroad stop that in the last 20 years has gone from farmland to one of the largest cities (suburbs) in the state. It's a crazy mix of white christian republican mcmansions and century farms.

Google maps + streetview tells me that he lives in a shiatty trailer park on the other side of 40 from Winghaven.

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