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2012-12-31 05:35:08 PM
Cool.
 
2012-12-31 05:38:57 PM
Gross.
 
2012-12-31 05:49:30 PM
Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, and George Clooney never played Batman.
 
2012-12-31 05:53:52 PM

FloydA: Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, and George Clooney never played Batman.


That seems like a very dumb thing to proclaim, but to each their own.
 
2012-12-31 06:16:28 PM
I liked Michael Keatons and Christian Bales versions of Batman.
 
2012-12-31 06:23:32 PM

Msol: FloydA: Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, and George Clooney never played Batman.

That seems like a very dumb thing to proclaim, but to each their own.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-31 06:51:38 PM
He looks just like Michael Keaton to me, which is incredibly bizarre considering the following:

FloydA: Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, and George Clooney never played Batman.

 
2012-12-31 07:01:27 PM
Keaton was my favorite Batman.
 
2012-12-31 07:06:50 PM
There's only one Batman, and he sounds like Kevin Conroy.
 
2012-12-31 07:11:38 PM
From the comments:

"I'm Batmen."

I lol'd.
 
2012-12-31 07:13:46 PM
 
2012-12-31 07:15:14 PM
every character?  I mean, Clayface, sure.  But how's Killer Croc going to pull off all that morphing?
 
2012-12-31 07:16:29 PM

t3knomanser: There's only one Batman, and he sounds like Kevin Conroy.


Yeah, basically this.
 
2012-12-31 07:26:56 PM
A composite visage that looks remarkably like.....Christian Bale.


Imagine that.
 
2012-12-31 07:40:56 PM
For pete's sake, it doesn't look like anyone at all, much less Bruce Wayne.  If you take a bunch of white guys and merge their facial features together, you get Generic White Guy.  Like a mannikin but less striking.  Bruce Wayne has black hair, blue eyes, and a wide lantern jaw.  And his skin is ghostly pale because he spends all his waking hours at night fighting crime.
 
2012-12-31 07:47:50 PM
There's a lot of George Clooney in that face.
 
2012-12-31 08:00:56 PM
Recipe for Best Dark Knight:

Val Kilmer's Bruce Wayne
Christian Bale's Batman
Kevin Conroy's voice
George Clooney murdered
 
2012-12-31 08:02:35 PM

ArkAngel: Recipe for Best Dark Knight:

Val Kilmer's Bruce Wayne
Christian Bale's Batman
Kevin Conroy's voice
George Clooney murdered



These are very acceptable conditions.
 
2012-12-31 08:30:31 PM
Much cooler than I expected, but since the headline is a failure, I'm not surprised.
 
2012-12-31 08:34:05 PM
And they forgot this one

www.joebucsfan.com
 
2012-12-31 08:43:18 PM
Somebody at Anonymous needs to create bots that keep feeding this tech into the facial recognition databases until they explode.
 
2012-12-31 08:47:53 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: They forgot the guy from the Snickers commercial.
Also, THIS Batman.


Without Lewis Wilson and Robert Lowery, the whole article is a travesty anyway.  It's analogous to suggesting that Fletcher Christian is a combination of Mel Gibson and Marlon Brando, but not Clark Gable or Errol Flynn.

The universe existed before the 1970s, people!  Jeez!
 
2012-12-31 08:52:41 PM
How come we've never had a black Batman. That's pretty racist, DC!
 
2012-12-31 09:01:31 PM

Shostie: How come we've never had a black Batman. That's pretty racist, DC!


Blackman?
 
2012-12-31 09:18:16 PM

Shostie: How come we've never had a black Batman. That's pretty racist, DC!


David Zavimbe.
 
2012-12-31 09:23:19 PM

Shostie: How come we've never had a black Batman. That's pretty racist, DC!


Yeah!  And how come we've never had a white Black Lightning?  That's reverse racist!!

I want White Lightning!
 
2012-12-31 09:31:12 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Shostie: How come we've never had a black Batman. That's pretty racist, DC!

Yeah!  And how come we've never had a white Black Lightning?  That's reverse racist!!

I want White Lightning!


i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-31 09:58:20 PM
Still say this was the best batman of all time.

Anyone who claims otherwise is a philistine who doesn't know TRUE theatre
 
2012-12-31 09:59:11 PM
Ahem. FARK you, FARK.

content9.flixster.com
 
2012-12-31 10:06:06 PM

BronyMedic: Still say this was the best batman of all time.

Anyone who claims otherwise is a philistine who doesn't know TRUE theatre


Y'know, there's been some awe for Kevin Conroy in this thread, but I just wanted to throw a shout out to the Batman: The Brave And The Bold animated series.
 
2012-12-31 10:16:02 PM

FloydA: Shostie: How come we've never had a black Batman. That's pretty racist, DC!

David Zavimbe.


Touche.

FloydA: Lionel Mandrake: Shostie: How come we've never had a black Batman. That's pretty racist, DC!

Yeah!  And how come we've never had a white Black Lightning?  That's reverse racist!!

I want White Lightning!

[i105.photobucket.com image 500x393]


lulz
 
2012-12-31 11:01:02 PM
Won't someone pleeeeeaze recall the 1943 and 1949 serials? They should count, too. Bonus: they included the first time I ever heard the word "zombie", which I heard not again for decades not counting the 60s rock group.
 
2012-12-31 11:01:46 PM
It includes Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, and Christian Bale.


Ahem...

/still the best of the Batmen.
 
2012-12-31 11:02:47 PM

Snapper Carr: It includes Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, and Christian Bale.


Ahem...

/still the best of the Batmen.


Stupid unfetchable image

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-31 11:09:11 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Keaton was my favorite Batman.


Keaton is still my favorite Bruce Wayne.

The dude dresses up as a bat and goes out fighting crime. He should seem like a crazy guy barely keeping himself from becoming unhinged.

Kevin Conroy is still best Batman, though.
 
2012-12-31 11:18:44 PM
Adam We ftw
 
2012-12-31 11:22:21 PM

Shostie: How come we've never had a black Batman. That's pretty racist, DC!


I know sheesh they had a filipino one

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-31 11:30:12 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: They forgot the guy from the Snickers commercial.
Also, THIS Batman.


And THIS ONE!

4.bp.blogspot.com

Onward Gotham soldiers
 
2012-12-31 11:34:37 PM

NeoCortex42: Kevin Conroy is still best Batman, though.


But he never played Batman.
 
2012-12-31 11:38:07 PM

Popcorn Johnny: NeoCortex42: Kevin Conroy is still best Batman, though.

But he never played Batman.


He is still Batman.

25.media.tumblr.com

Also I highly recommend listening to the Podcast by Kevin Smith called Fatman on Batman. He interviewed Kevin Conroy, and that was seriously one of the best interviews I have ever listened to.
 
2012-12-31 11:42:55 PM

Kevin72: Won't someone pleeeeeaze recall the 1943 and 1949 serials? They should count, too. Bonus: they included the first time I ever heard the word "zombie", which I heard not again for decades not counting the 60s rock group.


link
 
2012-12-31 11:46:35 PM
A missing apostrophe is still a sign of idiocy, subby.
 
2013-01-01 12:00:25 AM
The Val Kilmer is ruining it for me. Cute on his own (well, back in the 80's) but not in this Hodge podge.
 
2013-01-01 12:12:40 AM

Apos: ArkAngel: Recipe for Best Dark Knight:

Val Kilmer's Bruce Wayne
Christian Bale's Batman
Kevin Conroy's voice
George Clooney murdered


These are very acceptable conditions.


George? I never would have guessed you for a total farker.
 
2013-01-01 12:19:42 AM
datedaily.mate1.com
 
2013-01-01 12:25:29 AM
Looks like generic white douche, fits well enough.
 
2013-01-01 12:33:03 AM
www.seriouslyfacts.me
 
2013-01-01 12:43:20 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Did they include this one?
 
2013-01-01 12:47:13 AM

Shostie: How come we've never had a black Batman. That's pretty racist, DC!

i408.photobucket.com
 
JRB
2013-01-01 12:58:01 AM
Every Batman characters face morphed into one Bruce Wayne

Seriously? Can't even call to memory the word "actor" ... or even pause a second to consider that maybe you're using the wrong word here?

I'm starting to feel that some links should get aborted ex post facto by consensus, before the stupidity just spreads too far to be stopped.
 
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