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(Salem Statesman-Journal)   Just under the wire: contender for Mother of the Year award goes to mom who smoked meth with her freezing, nearly naked baby in the car with her...with BONUS "half-brother boyfriend"   (statesmanjournal.com) divider line 39
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2012-12-31 08:39:59 PM  
94 votes:
"half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.
2012-12-31 08:42:04 PM  
7 votes:

fusillade762: Never understood people who just can't wait to get home before they smoke their meth.


They probably were home
2012-12-31 10:52:13 PM  
6 votes:
if the baby was concealed carrying this would never have happened.
2012-12-31 09:52:30 PM  
6 votes:

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


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"Let me be clear: this is how my face looked when I read that comment."
2013-01-01 12:44:29 AM  
5 votes:

CaffietineFiend: Ever since I had my baby 3months ago, stories like this just make me sad. That poor baby...she doesn't have any chance in life at all. :(


Have you thought of smoking meth? Should pick you right up ....
2013-01-01 05:30:15 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-31 09:40:59 PM  
4 votes:
And a second charge of first degree ewww was added shortly after.
2012-12-31 09:43:21 PM  
3 votes:

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


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2012-12-31 09:35:50 PM  
3 votes:

sgnilward: The Herald also states that mom, 22, had two school age children too.

what's the over-under on her half brother diddling her since she was 6?



"Incest is best cest".

FTA: "Police say the girl was dressed only in a diaper and appeared to be cold and hungry."


Not to worry. Meth suppresses the appetite.
2013-01-01 02:04:23 PM  
2 votes:
I saw 'Les Miserables' the other day and was thinking "Well, at least things are better now."

Then this.

Could we at least have more musical numbers, if people are going to live like this? Seriously?
2012-12-31 11:07:54 PM  
2 votes:

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


i.imgur.com
2012-12-31 11:06:16 PM  
2 votes:

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.

i1096.photobucket.com
2012-12-31 10:36:00 PM  
2 votes:

sgnilward: The original Herald article states the half-brother half-boyfriend is 35.

I bet family reunions are a blast!


Not really. Even with full participation turn-out is low because of the overlapping sets. Not much on the pot luck table.
2012-12-31 09:38:50 PM  
2 votes:

SpookyEyes: WTF is wrong with people??



I think we found the problem.


/People
//dammit
///why did the Mayans have to be wrong?
2012-12-31 09:37:47 PM  
2 votes:

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


You Magnificent Bastard.
2012-12-31 09:37:16 PM  
2 votes:
We need to make Meth illegal.
2012-12-31 09:34:11 PM  
2 votes:
Skank skank skank skank-ass skank sister skank skankity skank.
2012-12-31 08:41:53 PM  
2 votes:
The Herald also states that mom, 22, had two school age children too.

what's the over-under on her half brother diddling her since she was 6?
2013-01-01 06:35:25 AM  
1 votes:

Fark_Guy_Rob: When poor white trash hook up with their own family, it's disgusting.

But when the British Royalty do it, it's somehow regal? Come'on....


No. Royalty has always been there for the plebs to aspire to. That's always been their social role. It's how you explain plebeian love for gold jewellery. Next.
2013-01-01 02:54:50 AM  
1 votes:

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


If that baby was half brother that's a shame. 'Cause you know how difficult it is for those people to tolerate the cold.
2012-12-31 11:47:05 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Willy: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 425x194]

Perhaps we need a new entry in this anti-drug series?


I had a meth ad version of this picture but can't find it. It said "Seeing a cubone in real life isn't normal, but on meth it is"

www.halolz.com
2012-12-31 11:33:06 PM  
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: God Motherf*cking DAMMIT.  Fark humanity.  Truly.  We don't deserve this universe of wonders.

/Pardon me, just deep in my cups tonight
//But seriously - DAMMIT!!!


Cold sober here, but I still think Gods greatest miracle is the fact that He hasn't drop-kicked the Earth straight into the sun a long, long time back.
2012-12-31 11:25:41 PM  
1 votes:

HowlingPook: If the kid survives with those people, she'll be a tough little critter.


Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue kid with (half?) incestuous meth head parents.
2012-12-31 11:24:57 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Willy: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 425x194]

Perhaps we need a new entry in this anti-drug series?


So, how many bucks is "normal" for sex? Because if I've been over-paying, I'm gonna be pissed.
2012-12-31 11:22:47 PM  
1 votes:
www.fugly.com
2012-12-31 10:45:46 PM  
1 votes:

Indubitably: /CSB

//I used to lay awake at night listening to my Mom farking various men in various grunts with various fronts. It was all gunt.


I'm sorry we kept you up.
2012-12-31 10:40:37 PM  
1 votes:
Remember: these people can not only vote, but their votes are considered equal to yours.
2012-12-31 10:40:14 PM  
1 votes:
Incest brings families together.
2012-12-31 10:36:02 PM  
1 votes:
And I have my new band name.

Now all I need is a band.
2012-12-31 10:04:19 PM  
1 votes:
Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country


Best laugh I've had all day!
2012-12-31 09:55:39 PM  
1 votes:

Amos Quito: sgnilward: The Herald also states that mom, 22, had two school age children too.

what's the over-under on her half brother diddling her since she was 6?


"Incest is best cest".

FTA: "Police say the girl was dressed only in a diaper and appeared to be cold and hungry."


Not to worry. Meth suppresses the appetite.


"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family!"

/coed fraternity FTW
2012-12-31 09:44:38 PM  
1 votes:
Winner, winner, TV dinner!
2012-12-31 09:40:41 PM  
1 votes:
/CSB

//I used to lay awake at night listening to my Mom farking various men in various grunts with various fronts. It was all gunt.
2012-12-31 09:39:44 PM  
1 votes:
Well done, Washington.

I looked at the tagline and automatically assumed it was somewhere in the south and that subby was just using the "freezing" part to throw me off my scent.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-31 09:38:01 PM  
1 votes:
My half sister never smokes meth with me.  Is something wrong with me?
2012-12-31 09:00:50 PM  
1 votes:

sgnilward: The Herald also states that mom, 22, had two school age children too.

what's the over-under on her half brother diddling her since she was 6?


Half-brother boyfriend probably follows step dad boyfriend and uncle John boyfriend.
2012-12-31 08:38:07 PM  
1 votes:
The original Herald article states the half-brother half-boyfriend is 35.

I bet family reunions are a blast!
2012-12-31 07:33:46 PM  
1 votes:
Everett has a creepy vibe as most areas that host Boeing do; not sure why.
2012-12-31 07:20:23 PM  
1 votes:
White flight sure brought southern culture to the rest of the US, no?
 
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