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(Salem Statesman-Journal)   Just under the wire: contender for Mother of the Year award goes to mom who smoked meth with her freezing, nearly naked baby in the car with her...with BONUS "half-brother boyfriend"   (statesmanjournal.com) divider line 129
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2012-12-31 07:20:23 PM
White flight sure brought southern culture to the rest of the US, no?
 
2012-12-31 07:25:08 PM
Never understood people who just can't wait to get home before they smoke their meth.
 
2012-12-31 07:33:46 PM
Everett has a creepy vibe as most areas that host Boeing do; not sure why.
 
2012-12-31 08:36:59 PM
Need pics.
 
2012-12-31 08:38:07 PM
The original Herald article states the half-brother half-boyfriend is 35.

I bet family reunions are a blast!
 
2012-12-31 08:39:59 PM
"half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.
 
2012-12-31 08:40:54 PM
contender for Mother Tweaker of the Year

FTFY, subby.
 
2012-12-31 08:41:53 PM
The Herald also states that mom, 22, had two school age children too.

what's the over-under on her half brother diddling her since she was 6?
 
2012-12-31 08:42:04 PM

fusillade762: Never understood people who just can't wait to get home before they smoke their meth.


They probably were home
 
2012-12-31 09:00:50 PM

sgnilward: The Herald also states that mom, 22, had two school age children too.

what's the over-under on her half brother diddling her since she was 6?


Half-brother boyfriend probably follows step dad boyfriend and uncle John boyfriend.
 
2012-12-31 09:34:11 PM
Skank skank skank skank-ass skank sister skank skankity skank.
 
2012-12-31 09:35:50 PM

sgnilward: The Herald also states that mom, 22, had two school age children too.

what's the over-under on her half brother diddling her since she was 6?



"Incest is best cest".

FTA: "Police say the girl was dressed only in a diaper and appeared to be cold and hungry."


Not to worry. Meth suppresses the appetite.
 
2012-12-31 09:36:14 PM
WTF is wrong with people??
 
2012-12-31 09:36:56 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


Keyboard.

Monitor.

You know the drill.
 
2012-12-31 09:37:16 PM
We need to make Meth illegal.
 
2012-12-31 09:37:47 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


You Magnificent Bastard.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-31 09:38:01 PM
My half sister never smokes meth with me.  Is something wrong with me?
 
2012-12-31 09:38:50 PM

SpookyEyes: WTF is wrong with people??



I think we found the problem.


/People
//dammit
///why did the Mayans have to be wrong?
 
2012-12-31 09:39:44 PM
Well done, Washington.

I looked at the tagline and automatically assumed it was somewhere in the south and that subby was just using the "freezing" part to throw me off my scent.
 
2012-12-31 09:40:41 PM
/CSB

//I used to lay awake at night listening to my Mom farking various men in various grunts with various fronts. It was all gunt.
 
2012-12-31 09:40:59 PM
And a second charge of first degree ewww was added shortly after.
 
2012-12-31 09:41:09 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.



Wow, all your posts just turned green.
 
2012-12-31 09:42:57 PM
"half-btother boyfriend (...baby-daddy)"

Am I right?
 
2012-12-31 09:42:58 PM
Indubitably:

No codes.
 
2012-12-31 09:43:21 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-31 09:44:19 PM
Half-brother?? Is that like a practice run? Go full brother or gtfo!
 
2012-12-31 09:44:38 PM
Winner, winner, TV dinner!
 
2012-12-31 09:44:49 PM

KiwDaWabbit: Indubitably:

No codes.


"But I am a code-switcher, a switcher of codes, a code splicer, if you will," he said.
 
2012-12-31 09:46:05 PM
Phillbb:
"half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.

Winner of the thread.
 
2012-12-31 09:49:02 PM
4-bullet solution.
 
2012-12-31 09:50:58 PM

SevenizGud: 4-bullet solution.


*grrr*
 
2012-12-31 09:52:30 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


media.tumblr.com
"Let me be clear: this is how my face looked when I read that comment."
 
2012-12-31 09:53:06 PM

Amos Quito: /People
//dammit
///why did the Mayans have to be wrong?


Don't worry, December 21, 2012 is just the beginning, home skillet.
 
2012-12-31 09:53:29 PM
Can any farkers find a picture of this skank and/or her half-brother?
 
2012-12-31 09:55:39 PM

Amos Quito: sgnilward: The Herald also states that mom, 22, had two school age children too.

what's the over-under on her half brother diddling her since she was 6?


"Incest is best cest".

FTA: "Police say the girl was dressed only in a diaper and appeared to be cold and hungry."


Not to worry. Meth suppresses the appetite.


"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family!"

/coed fraternity FTW
 
2012-12-31 09:56:41 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


That was awesome!!!

/Robert the Bruce is not as tasty coming out my nose..
 
2012-12-31 10:04:19 PM
Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country


Best laugh I've had all day!
 
2012-12-31 10:04:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m3rMrva0To
 
2012-12-31 10:09:59 PM

ZAZ: My half sister never smokes meth with me.  Is something wrong with me?


Yes, yes there is.
 
2012-12-31 10:10:36 PM
happy childhoods for everybody!
 
2012-12-31 10:28:29 PM
Wow, what a COUNTRY!
 
2012-12-31 10:33:13 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


theaterclapping.jpeg
 
2012-12-31 10:34:50 PM

whither_apophis: Half-brother?? Is that like a practice run? Go full brother or gtfo!

media.comicvine.com
You never go full brother.
 
2012-12-31 10:36:00 PM

sgnilward: The original Herald article states the half-brother half-boyfriend is 35.

I bet family reunions are a blast!


Not really. Even with full participation turn-out is low because of the overlapping sets. Not much on the pot luck table.
 
2012-12-31 10:36:02 PM
And I have my new band name.

Now all I need is a band.
 
2012-12-31 10:40:14 PM
Incest brings families together.
 
2012-12-31 10:40:37 PM
Remember: these people can not only vote, but their votes are considered equal to yours.
 
2012-12-31 10:41:20 PM
But dope is cool and trendy and hip and enlightening! I'm pretty sure that 1965 has come and gone.
 
2012-12-31 10:42:42 PM
And by the way, America, get rid of those farmhand dungarees, sh*tty T-shirts and balloon shoes and buy some decent clothes, ffs.
 
2012-12-31 10:45:09 PM

MrEricSir: Remember: these people can not only vote, but their votes are considered equal to yours.


Doubtful, now that they're in the system. Between the child endangerment and the meth, they're unlikely to escape without at least a couple felony convictions.
 
2012-12-31 10:45:46 PM

Indubitably: /CSB

//I used to lay awake at night listening to my Mom farking various men in various grunts with various fronts. It was all gunt.


I'm sorry we kept you up.
 
2012-12-31 10:48:48 PM
Stories like this are why I want to become a foster parent. I'll gladly take newborns from worthless trash like this who shouldn't be having babies, raise them for the first year then hand them off to adoptive parents. The first year is the best.
 
2012-12-31 10:52:13 PM
if the baby was concealed carrying this would never have happened.
 
2012-12-31 10:55:36 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


We are not worthy

Bow and scrape
 
2012-12-31 10:57:20 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


Awesome...
 
2012-12-31 10:57:45 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


forget the headline of the year crap.
that right there is the post of the year.
 
2012-12-31 11:02:40 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Perhaps we need a new entry in this anti-drug series?
 
2012-12-31 11:06:16 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.

i1096.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-31 11:07:54 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-31 11:09:38 PM
If the kid survives with those people, she'll be a tough little critter.
 
2012-12-31 11:10:17 PM

Apos: Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


I love The Master.
 
2012-12-31 11:12:10 PM

ZAZ: My half sister never smokes meth with me.  Is something wrong with me?


Yes. She should be home your kid.
 
2012-12-31 11:17:17 PM

Ed Willy: ZAZ: My half sister never smokes meth with me.  Is something wrong with me?

Yes. She should be home with your kid.


Damn meth is making me forget to spellcheck
 
2012-12-31 11:17:57 PM
God Motherf*cking DAMMIT.  Fark humanity.  Truly.  We don't deserve this universe of wonders.

/Pardon me, just deep in my cups tonight
//But seriously - DAMMIT!!!
 
2012-12-31 11:20:41 PM

Salem Witch: Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.

Keyboard.

Monitor.

You know the drill.


sigh...Sometimes if you don't laugh, you'll start crying.
 
2012-12-31 11:22:47 PM
www.fugly.com
 
2012-12-31 11:24:57 PM

Ed Willy: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 425x194]

Perhaps we need a new entry in this anti-drug series?


So, how many bucks is "normal" for sex? Because if I've been over-paying, I'm gonna be pissed.
 
2012-12-31 11:25:41 PM

HowlingPook: If the kid survives with those people, she'll be a tough little critter.


Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue kid with (half?) incestuous meth head parents.
 
2012-12-31 11:31:25 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


/magnificent bastard
 
2012-12-31 11:32:42 PM

AbbeySomeone: Everett has a creepy vibe as most areas that host Boeing do; not sure why.



I can't speak to Everett, but in Wichita "defense villages" were built around the Boeing plant during World War II to house the growing work force. Most were inexpensive, two-piece modular units that were fastened together and a roof attached. After the war began a steady decline, some were bought to be lived in while most became rental units. Today these 'villages' are like mini-ghettos that you really don't want to have to walk through at night, no matter how pretty they've tried to make them.
 
2012-12-31 11:33:06 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: God Motherf*cking DAMMIT.  Fark humanity.  Truly.  We don't deserve this universe of wonders.

/Pardon me, just deep in my cups tonight
//But seriously - DAMMIT!!!


Cold sober here, but I still think Gods greatest miracle is the fact that He hasn't drop-kicked the Earth straight into the sun a long, long time back.
 
2012-12-31 11:34:10 PM
Looking at the bright side, there is probably a good chance the kid's father is one of the mother's paying boyfriends.
 
2012-12-31 11:37:54 PM

Professczar: Ed Willy: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 425x194]

Perhaps we need a new entry in this anti-drug series?

So, how many bucks is "normal" for sex? Because if I've been over-paying, I'm gonna be pissed.


Dinner and a movie used to work so say approx $50 to $100 or so.

Anyone got a picture of the lady in question so we can see if she's even worth the $15?
 
2012-12-31 11:44:41 PM

Prey4reign: Incest brings families together.


Indeed. It's a game the whole family can play.
 
2012-12-31 11:47:05 PM

Ed Willy: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 425x194]

Perhaps we need a new entry in this anti-drug series?


I had a meth ad version of this picture but can't find it. It said "Seeing a cubone in real life isn't normal, but on meth it is"

www.halolz.com
 
2012-12-31 11:47:46 PM

adeist69: AbbeySomeone: Everett has a creepy vibe as most areas that host Boeing do; not sure why.


I can't speak to Everett, but in Wichita "defense villages" were built around the Boeing plant during World War II to house the growing work force. Most were inexpensive, two-piece modular units that were fastened together and a roof attached. After the war began a steady decline, some were bought to be lived in while most became rental units. Today these 'villages' are like mini-ghettos that you really don't want to have to walk through at night, no matter how pretty they've tried to make them.


Boeing didn't move to Paine Field till the late '60s. Everett was creepy to begin with. A murderous little Peyton Place, going back in the early 1900s.
 
2012-12-31 11:49:24 PM
Whatever it takes to get the ball dropped at midnight.
 
2012-12-31 11:58:24 PM
Right down to the last minute, huh?

/I do believe we have a winner!
//unfortunately, the kid ended up being born to a bunch of losers
 
2013-01-01 12:00:25 AM
Joe Dirt, is that yewww?

Your my sister, your my sister your my sister.
 
2013-01-01 12:07:40 AM
Shoot the beatch and save the system money. Or at least sterilize her and her "boyfriend". They gave up their right to be human. She does not deserve to be anywhere near childen
 
2013-01-01 12:23:47 AM
This kid in 17 years:

blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
 
2013-01-01 12:26:17 AM

ZAZ: My half sister never smokes meth with me.  Is something wrong with me?


Depends. Does she still put out for you?
 
2013-01-01 12:30:42 AM
Ever since I had my baby 3months ago, stories like this just make me sad. That poor baby...she doesn't have any chance in life at all. :(
 
2013-01-01 12:44:29 AM

CaffietineFiend: Ever since I had my baby 3months ago, stories like this just make me sad. That poor baby...she doesn't have any chance in life at all. :(


Have you thought of smoking meth? Should pick you right up ....
 
2013-01-01 12:48:15 AM

Miss Stein: adeist69: AbbeySomeone: Everett has a creepy vibe as most areas that host Boeing do; not sure why.


I can't speak to Everett, but in Wichita "defense villages" were built around the Boeing plant during World War II to house the growing work force. Most were inexpensive, two-piece modular units that were fastened together and a roof attached. After the war began a steady decline, some were bought to be lived in while most became rental units. Today these 'villages' are like mini-ghettos that you really don't want to have to walk through at night, no matter how pretty they've tried to make them.

Boeing didn't move to Paine Field till the late '60s. Everett was creepy to begin with. A murderous little Peyton Place, going back in the early 1900s.


Everett's also a Naval town.
 
2013-01-01 12:56:44 AM

CujoQuarrel: CaffietineFiend: Ever since I had my baby 3months ago, stories like this just make me sad. That poor baby...she doesn't have any chance in life at all. :(

Have you thought of smoking meth? Should pick you right up ....


Maybe a male relative could hook her up with some meth. A half-brother perhaps ....
 
2013-01-01 01:26:27 AM

CujoQuarrel: CaffietineFiend: Ever since I had my baby 3months ago, stories like this just make me sad. That poor baby...she doesn't have any chance in life at all. :(

Have you thought of smoking meth? Should pick you right up ....


LMAO.
 
2013-01-01 01:30:16 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: CujoQuarrel: CaffietineFiend: Ever since I had my baby 3months ago, stories like this just make me sad. That poor baby...she doesn't have any chance in life at all. :(

Have you thought of smoking meth? Should pick you right up ....

Maybe a male relative could hook her up with some meth. A half-brother perhaps ....



i56.tinypic.com


/I know, low hanging sloppy seconds
//I'm so ashamed
 
2013-01-01 01:31:31 AM
If you can't smoke meth and sleep with you're half brother who can you do that with?
/I feel bad know.
 
2013-01-01 01:34:08 AM
Yes I'm drunk, know =now
No really I'm not doing meth I gave that up:/
 
2013-01-01 01:38:08 AM

adeist69: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: CujoQuarrel: CaffietineFiend: Ever since I had my baby 3months ago, stories like this just make me sad. That poor baby...she doesn't have any chance in life at all. :(

Have you thought of smoking meth? Should pick you right up ....

Maybe a male relative could hook her up with some meth. A half-brother perhaps ....





/I know, low hanging sloppy seconds
//I'm so ashamed


Only half racist
 
2013-01-01 02:06:40 AM
Now now. We're all jumping to conclusions. Maybe the baby isn't the half-brother's - unless she screwed up the rythm meth-od.
 
2013-01-01 02:27:49 AM
Once you go full brother, you never go back...
 
2013-01-01 02:54:50 AM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


If that baby was half brother that's a shame. 'Cause you know how difficult it is for those people to tolerate the cold.
 
2013-01-01 02:55:55 AM

sgnilward: The original Herald article states the half-brother half-boyfriend is 35.

I bet family reunions orgies are a blast!


You are welcome.
 
2013-01-01 03:14:15 AM

Ima4nic8or: Can any farkers find a picture of this skank and/or her half-brother?


No news outlet would be so crass as to publish a picture out of respect for the child victim...

Oh, wait, local Fox affiliate. Here you go

She has a bright future as a stripper

tribkcpq.files.wordpress.com

And for the bonus round: "During an interview with detectives, Lacey allegedly admitted she had smoked meth multiple times while all three of her children were in the car. "
 
2013-01-01 03:33:17 AM

MisterRonbo: Ima4nic8or: Can any farkers find a picture of this skank and/or her half-brother?

No news outlet would be so crass as to publish a picture out of respect for the child victim...

Oh, wait, local Fox affiliate. Here you go

She has a bright future as a stripper

[tribkcpq.files.wordpress.com image 640x339]

And for the bonus round: "During an interview with detectives, Lacey allegedly admitted she had smoked meth multiple times while all three of her children were in the car. "


When I think about Everett, I think of guys that look exactly like that dude. No kidding.
 
2013-01-01 04:14:47 AM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


You muthafarka....

/+1
 
2013-01-01 04:58:08 AM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


I admire your rampant optimism. Are your rose tinted glasses prescription?
 
2013-01-01 05:33:48 AM
Just another day in Marysville. Probably only her fifth offense so they'll be back with the kids by the weekend.
 
2013-01-01 06:06:48 AM
When poor white trash hook up with their own family, it's disgusting.

But when the British Royalty do it, it's somehow regal? Come'on....
 
2013-01-01 06:35:25 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: When poor white trash hook up with their own family, it's disgusting.

But when the British Royalty do it, it's somehow regal? Come'on....


No. Royalty has always been there for the plebs to aspire to. That's always been their social role. It's how you explain plebeian love for gold jewellery. Next.
 
2013-01-01 07:00:07 AM
www.gamejudgment.com

Ah meth heads...
 
2013-01-01 09:08:34 AM
"YOLO"
 
2013-01-01 09:20:57 AM
She's kinda hot. 3 kids...22....smokes meth around the kiddies.

I'm going to guess that this isn't the only older family member that has invaded her ( y ) region.
 
2013-01-01 10:39:13 AM
Meth people problems.
 
2013-01-01 11:37:04 AM
6/10. Would hit. With the kids in the car.
 
2013-01-01 11:58:16 AM

megarian: 6/10. Would hit. With the kids in the car.


Buy her some meth and I bet you can
 
2013-01-01 12:01:56 PM

Digitalstrange: megarian: 6/10. Would hit. With the kids in the car.

Buy her some meth and I bet you can


I'm already at ACE buying bulk matches and batteries.
 
2013-01-01 12:11:41 PM

adeist69: AbbeySomeone: Everett has a creepy vibe as most areas that host Boeing do; not sure why.


I can't speak to Everett, but in Wichita "defense villages" were built around the Boeing plant during World War II to house the growing work force. Most were inexpensive, two-piece modular units that were fastened together and a roof attached. After the war began a steady decline, some were bought to be lived in while most became rental units. Today these 'villages' are like mini-ghettos that you really don't want to have to walk through at night, no matter how pretty they've tried to make them.


Plainview, Hilltop, Oaklawn - all have many half brothers.

/grew up on that side of town
 
2013-01-01 12:20:13 PM
Another article, with a link to her My Space page: http://www.rightentertainment.com/?p=7950
 
2013-01-01 12:21:43 PM
I feel dirty for thinking this but I would definitely hit that.
 
2013-01-01 12:33:40 PM

Ima4nic8or: I feel dirty for thinking this but I would definitely hit that.


She does have pretty eyes. It's a shame they're wasted on a brother-farking, meth-head abusive mother with three kids at the ripe age of 22.
 
2013-01-01 02:04:23 PM
I saw 'Les Miserables' the other day and was thinking "Well, at least things are better now."

Then this.

Could we at least have more musical numbers, if people are going to live like this? Seriously?
 
2013-01-01 02:44:48 PM

megarian: Digitalstrange: megarian: 6/10. Would hit. With the kids in the car.

Buy her some meth and I bet you can

I'm already at ACE buying bulk matches and batteries.


I had you favorited as "Hot College Tease", but now I'm having second thoughts.
 
2013-01-01 02:51:28 PM
According to the Snohomish County Jail's website they've also been charged with Incest in the First Degree.

No booking pics, though.
 
2013-01-01 03:01:34 PM
SevenizGud: 4-bullet solution.

Four? Are you a bad shot or what?

Could we at least have more musical numbers, if people are going to live like this? Seriously?

LOL! The music could serve as an early warning system.
 
2013-01-01 03:16:17 PM

OgreMagi: megarian: Digitalstrange: megarian: 6/10. Would hit. With the kids in the car.

Buy her some meth and I bet you can

I'm already at ACE buying bulk matches and batteries.

I had you favorited as "Hot College Tease", but now I'm having second thoughts.


I'm joking about the skank in the article. I can't stand people like her. So I keed.

;)
 
2013-01-01 03:29:03 PM

KiwDaWabbit: Well done, Washington.

I looked at the tagline and automatically assumed it was somewhere in the south and that subby was just using the "freezing" part to throw me off my scent.


Aside from the difference in weather, the south part of Everett does seem to have a lot in common with Florida. Anytime I see a Florida-like story coming out of WA, it's usually about Everett, pop. ~ 100,000.
 
2013-01-01 04:22:34 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Digitalstrange: megarian: 6/10. Would hit. With the kids in the car.

Buy her some meth and I bet you can

I'm already at ACE buying bulk matches and batteries.

I had you favorited as "Hot College Tease", but now I'm having second thoughts.

I'm joking about the skank in the article. I can't stand people like her. So I keed.

;)


I figured as much, but you're still a tease.

;)
 
2013-01-01 04:35:09 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


LOL
 
2013-01-01 05:30:15 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-01 05:34:22 PM
Kill her, kill the scummy cradle robbing half brother, rid the world of their filth. I'm not joking. If prison wasn't the result of such at thing, this world would be a better place.
 
2013-01-01 05:53:02 PM
We should lobby the gub'mint to install some of those TSA-style "security scanners" in the doorways of Walmarts, then just put in high intensity, targeted, microwave systems and sterilize anyone that walk through the doors. This stuff would eventually go away...just sayin'

/Eugenics
 
2013-01-01 07:31:56 PM

KiwDaWabbit: [i.imgur.com image 500x596]



I'm stealing that.
 
2013-01-01 07:41:26 PM

Cranialsodomy: According to the Snohomish County Jail's website they've also been charged with Incest in the First Degree.

No booking pics, though.


None on mugshots.com either.  The SnoCo jail website is an incredible timesuck if you're from the area.  The guy who killed a relative of mine a few months ago is in there right now, along with his girlfriend, awaiting trial.

/murder one
//trial starts in two weeks
 
2013-01-01 08:38:17 PM
I wouldn't mind seeing those two in a free Spay/Neuter programme.

Notch the ears and release them back into the wild
 
2013-01-02 06:32:13 PM

wambu: Indubitably: /CSB

//I used to lay awake at night listening to my Mom farking various men in various grunts with various fronts. It was all gunt.

I'm sorry we kept you up.


S'okay, it was very educational.
 
2013-01-02 06:32:54 PM

Indubitably: wambu: Indubitably: /CSB

//I used to lay awake at night listening to my Mom farking various men in various grunts with various fronts. It was all gunt.

I'm sorry we kept you up.

S'okay, it was very educational.


Wait, does this count as home-schooling?
 
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