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(Salem Statesman-Journal)   Just under the wire: contender for Mother of the Year award goes to mom who smoked meth with her freezing, nearly naked baby in the car with her...with BONUS "half-brother boyfriend"   (statesmanjournal.com) divider line 129
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2012-12-31 07:20:23 PM
White flight sure brought southern culture to the rest of the US, no?
 
2012-12-31 07:25:08 PM
Never understood people who just can't wait to get home before they smoke their meth.
 
2012-12-31 07:33:46 PM
Everett has a creepy vibe as most areas that host Boeing do; not sure why.
 
2012-12-31 08:36:59 PM
Need pics.
 
2012-12-31 08:38:07 PM
The original Herald article states the half-brother half-boyfriend is 35.

I bet family reunions are a blast!
 
2012-12-31 08:39:59 PM
"half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.
 
2012-12-31 08:40:54 PM
contender for Mother Tweaker of the Year

FTFY, subby.
 
2012-12-31 08:41:53 PM
The Herald also states that mom, 22, had two school age children too.

what's the over-under on her half brother diddling her since she was 6?
 
2012-12-31 08:42:04 PM

fusillade762: Never understood people who just can't wait to get home before they smoke their meth.


They probably were home
 
2012-12-31 09:00:50 PM

sgnilward: The Herald also states that mom, 22, had two school age children too.

what's the over-under on her half brother diddling her since she was 6?


Half-brother boyfriend probably follows step dad boyfriend and uncle John boyfriend.
 
2012-12-31 09:34:11 PM
Skank skank skank skank-ass skank sister skank skankity skank.
 
2012-12-31 09:35:50 PM

sgnilward: The Herald also states that mom, 22, had two school age children too.

what's the over-under on her half brother diddling her since she was 6?



"Incest is best cest".

FTA: "Police say the girl was dressed only in a diaper and appeared to be cold and hungry."


Not to worry. Meth suppresses the appetite.
 
2012-12-31 09:36:14 PM
WTF is wrong with people??
 
2012-12-31 09:36:56 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


Keyboard.

Monitor.

You know the drill.
 
2012-12-31 09:37:16 PM
We need to make Meth illegal.
 
2012-12-31 09:37:47 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


You Magnificent Bastard.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-31 09:38:01 PM
My half sister never smokes meth with me.  Is something wrong with me?
 
2012-12-31 09:38:50 PM

SpookyEyes: WTF is wrong with people??



I think we found the problem.


/People
//dammit
///why did the Mayans have to be wrong?
 
2012-12-31 09:39:44 PM
Well done, Washington.

I looked at the tagline and automatically assumed it was somewhere in the south and that subby was just using the "freezing" part to throw me off my scent.
 
2012-12-31 09:40:41 PM
/CSB

//I used to lay awake at night listening to my Mom farking various men in various grunts with various fronts. It was all gunt.
 
2012-12-31 09:40:59 PM
And a second charge of first degree ewww was added shortly after.
 
2012-12-31 09:41:09 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.



Wow, all your posts just turned green.
 
2012-12-31 09:42:57 PM
"half-btother boyfriend (...baby-daddy)"

Am I right?
 
2012-12-31 09:42:58 PM
Indubitably:

No codes.
 
2012-12-31 09:43:21 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-31 09:44:19 PM
Half-brother?? Is that like a practice run? Go full brother or gtfo!
 
2012-12-31 09:44:38 PM
Winner, winner, TV dinner!
 
2012-12-31 09:44:49 PM

KiwDaWabbit: Indubitably:

No codes.


"But I am a code-switcher, a switcher of codes, a code splicer, if you will," he said.
 
2012-12-31 09:46:05 PM
Phillbb:
"half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.

Winner of the thread.
 
2012-12-31 09:49:02 PM
4-bullet solution.
 
2012-12-31 09:50:58 PM

SevenizGud: 4-bullet solution.


*grrr*
 
2012-12-31 09:52:30 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


media.tumblr.com
"Let me be clear: this is how my face looked when I read that comment."
 
2012-12-31 09:53:06 PM

Amos Quito: /People
//dammit
///why did the Mayans have to be wrong?


Don't worry, December 21, 2012 is just the beginning, home skillet.
 
2012-12-31 09:53:29 PM
Can any farkers find a picture of this skank and/or her half-brother?
 
2012-12-31 09:55:39 PM

Amos Quito: sgnilward: The Herald also states that mom, 22, had two school age children too.

what's the over-under on her half brother diddling her since she was 6?


"Incest is best cest".

FTA: "Police say the girl was dressed only in a diaper and appeared to be cold and hungry."


Not to worry. Meth suppresses the appetite.


"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family!"

/coed fraternity FTW
 
2012-12-31 09:56:41 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


That was awesome!!!

/Robert the Bruce is not as tasty coming out my nose..
 
2012-12-31 10:04:19 PM
Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country


Best laugh I've had all day!
 
2012-12-31 10:04:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m3rMrva0To
 
2012-12-31 10:09:59 PM

ZAZ: My half sister never smokes meth with me.  Is something wrong with me?


Yes, yes there is.
 
2012-12-31 10:10:36 PM
happy childhoods for everybody!
 
2012-12-31 10:28:29 PM
Wow, what a COUNTRY!
 
2012-12-31 10:33:13 PM

Philbb: "half-brother boyfriend"

I don't understand why that would be worth mentioning in this day and age. Even though we have a president that's half brother and half white it just shows that race is still an issue in this country.


theaterclapping.jpeg
 
2012-12-31 10:34:50 PM

whither_apophis: Half-brother?? Is that like a practice run? Go full brother or gtfo!

media.comicvine.com
You never go full brother.
 
2012-12-31 10:36:00 PM

sgnilward: The original Herald article states the half-brother half-boyfriend is 35.

I bet family reunions are a blast!


Not really. Even with full participation turn-out is low because of the overlapping sets. Not much on the pot luck table.
 
2012-12-31 10:36:02 PM
And I have my new band name.

Now all I need is a band.
 
2012-12-31 10:40:14 PM
Incest brings families together.
 
2012-12-31 10:40:37 PM
Remember: these people can not only vote, but their votes are considered equal to yours.
 
2012-12-31 10:41:20 PM
But dope is cool and trendy and hip and enlightening! I'm pretty sure that 1965 has come and gone.
 
2012-12-31 10:42:42 PM
And by the way, America, get rid of those farmhand dungarees, sh*tty T-shirts and balloon shoes and buy some decent clothes, ffs.
 
2012-12-31 10:45:09 PM

MrEricSir: Remember: these people can not only vote, but their votes are considered equal to yours.


Doubtful, now that they're in the system. Between the child endangerment and the meth, they're unlikely to escape without at least a couple felony convictions.
 
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