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2012-12-31 12:33:10 PM  
517 votes:
Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death
2012-12-31 12:14:40 PM  
324 votes:
Congratulations to Amy Winehouse. One year sober
2012-12-31 12:23:42 PM  
213 votes:
New Tom Cruise movie "One Shot" gets retitled to "Jack Reacher." Cruise said to be excited for the sequel, "Jack Reacher Round 2"
2012-12-31 12:11:41 PM  
208 votes:
Axl Rose to serve jury duty. He will listen to your SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA PLEAS, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAS
2012-12-31 12:11:58 PM  
178 votes:
Charlie Sheen to play the President in upcoming movie, proving we didn't learn our lesson about what happens when coked up sons follow their fathers into the Oval Office
2012-12-31 12:28:09 PM  
175 votes:
Paul McCartney might write music for computer games. C:\HOWTHEY\RUN
2012-12-31 12:19:39 PM  
160 votes:
Jenna Jameson blew a high number; also: gets DUI
2012-12-31 12:28:44 PM  
158 votes:
Stevie Wonder files for divorce, even though he isn't seeing someone else
2012-12-31 12:16:27 PM  
149 votes:
IRS to Lionel Richie: Hello, it's you we're looking for
2012-12-31 12:15:22 PM  
149 votes:
Dear Mister Kotter, Juan Epstein is dead. Signed, Epstein's Mother
2012-12-31 12:23:27 PM  
135 votes:
Lindsay Lohan's publicist quits, wants to take on less stressful job such as opening a synagogue in Tehran
2012-12-31 12:15:02 PM  
116 votes:
David Arquette will no longer be giving Courteney Cox
2012-12-31 12:16:07 PM  
115 votes:
Heidi Klum poses naked lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec sollicitudin libero id elit
2012-12-31 12:32:38 PM  
110 votes:
Upcoming movie 'Stolen' stars Nicholas Cage as a violent man searching for his kidnapped daughter. The producers were going to call it something else, but it was already Taken
2012-12-31 12:27:53 PM  
106 votes:
Noel Gallagher said a huge black spider with green fangs leapt out of his guitar case at him at a music festival yesterday. "The creepy looking thing nearly scared me to death," said the spider
2012-12-31 12:13:42 PM  
106 votes:
Clay Aiken finally admits that he had the "fat sucked out of his chin". Wow, his boyfriend must be reeeeeeallly good
2012-12-31 12:23:10 PM  
105 votes:
Kenny G's wife files for divorce. After twenty years of marriage she got tired of boring sax
2012-12-31 12:28:26 PM  
100 votes:
"Some actress just delivered her third baby. 'Reese' something..." "Witherspoon?" "No, with her forceps"
2012-12-31 12:31:44 PM  
62 votes:
Teen Mom show will go out "with a bang" in its final season. Wait, isn't that how the show came about in the first place?
2012-12-31 12:32:05 PM  
61 votes:
The Village People insist there were never any gay overtones to their songs, that they were all written after a long night of banging hot young broads with Liberace, Paul Lynde, and Charles Nelson Reilly
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