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And like the other subtab contests from earlier today, here are the top-voted headlines from the Entertainment tab. You know the drill, vote for your favorites.
Charlie Sheen to play the President in upcoming movie, proving we didn't learn our lesson about what happens when coked up sons follow their fathers into the Oval Office
Noel Gallagher said a huge black spider with green fangs leapt out of his guitar case at him at a music festival yesterday. "The creepy looking thing nearly scared me to death," said the spider
The Village People insist there were never any gay overtones to their songs, that they were all written after a long night of banging hot young broads with Liberace, Paul Lynde, and Charles Nelson Reilly
Upcoming movie 'Stolen' stars Nicholas Cage as a violent man searching for his kidnapped daughter. The producers were going to call it something else, but it was already Taken
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