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(Daily Mail)   In response to Sandy Hook tragedy, San Francisco vows to protect its students by banning...poetry   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Sandy Hook, Courtni Webb, San Francisco, Treasure Island, poetry, school shootings  
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5279 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Dec 2012 at 6:22 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-31 03:29:02 PM  
6 votes:
Sometimes it's for the best.
2012-12-31 07:13:44 PM  
3 votes:


2012-12-31 05:48:12 PM  
3 votes:

Never heard them read poetry, have you?
2012-12-31 06:42:15 PM  
2 votes:
My vagina itches like a vampire in sunlight.
People stare as I claw at it,
Bleeding into the gutter
2012-12-31 04:21:24 PM  
2 votes:
Next they will take away math.  Math enables a shooter to count possible targets, count rounds of ammo, count guns, etc.  Math needs to go.
2012-12-31 08:19:07 PM  
1 vote:
When poetry is outlawed only outlaws will have poetry.
2012-12-31 07:08:23 PM  
1 vote:

Smells like shat to me.

2012-12-31 06:59:57 PM  
1 vote:

Oh Cliff,
Sometimes it must be difficult, not to feel as if
You really are a cliff!
When fascists keep trying to push you over it!
Are they the lemmings,
Or are you, Cliff?
Or ARE you Cliff?

2012-12-31 06:38:25 PM  
1 vote:
"Beware of people who read poetry in public. They may have other nasty habits." - R.A. Heinlein, from the Notes of Lazarus Long.
2012-12-31 06:33:47 PM  
1 vote:

Oh, San Francisco...
Ban poetry to save lives?
That shiat is just gay.

/Burma Shave.
2012-12-31 06:26:35 PM  
1 vote:

I would have suspended her because she's walking around with guillotines attached to her ears.

2012-12-31 03:53:55 PM  
1 vote:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Dogberry: At a high school for youth who have been "involved with the juvenile justice system, etc . . ."  yeah, imagine the outcry if nothing had been done and something bad occurred.  I'm okay with over caution that results in a minimal suspension and a follow-up investigation.

Pretty obvious, really. I'm sure the NRA will be happy to foot the bill if this girl is in need of some therapy.


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