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(Jalopnik)   In this week's edition of stupid things written on receipts: Valet marks actress on her parking ticket as "fat"   (jalopnik.com) divider line 37
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2012-12-31 04:55:20 PM
3 votes:

Great Janitor: I used to work as a valet. I was paid minimum wage plus tips. Given that in a hour I could make a hundred dollars in tips (holiday season, guys with money want to impress their girlfriends by tipping the valets nicely), I never did anything that could potentially piss off or offend someone.

The valet should have been fired on the spot, there is no excuse for it.


did valet as a second/third job at a busy as hell Italian Restaurant with a teeny-tiny parking lot where you packed them in like sardines. no tickets, they handed you the keys and gave you a description and you ran like hell. no pay, got tips. ate for free. stayed thin. saved up a bundle, no time to piss it away. it's good to be young.

if that fellow had been on my crew i would have him fired on the spot and ask the owner to comp her meal. that is one good looking woman. she's not fat. she's roxy. she's voluptous. she's got some real estate worth looking over. mouth to arse first date, i aim to please. the rest of you are wimps. dad taught me young you never turn down a woman's favor and you make her glad she shaved her legs. yum yum eat 'em up.

/ short, tall, thin, chunky
// krispykritter makes em howl like a monkey
2012-12-31 04:43:13 PM
3 votes:
There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:
www.nation.com.pk

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
img.gawkerassets.com

You're either gay or lying.
2012-12-31 06:52:10 PM
2 votes:
Does anyone really give a Fark what valets think of them?

Oh you think I'm fat? Cool, you're wearing a vest and fetching cars for a living, go get my farking car and maybe I'll be generous and give you a ten instead of a five.
2012-12-31 06:09:25 PM
2 votes:

Great Janitor: When I confronted the manager he was livid when I told him. As soon as I left his office the door closed and he proceeded to yell at the kid for what he said.


Of course he was pissed. He just had to spend 10 minutes listening to you complain when a normal person could have done it in 2.
2012-12-31 05:24:16 PM
2 votes:
KawaiiNot
I got insulted myself this week when I turned down this hot guy who was hitting on me.

I've never understood that. I've had guys tell me I'm gorgeous when they see my picture on a dating site, and if/when I politely turn them down I get insultedon my looks.

I'm not a goldfish. My memory lasts longer than three seconds, you know.

Women don't need to be perfect to justify their existence or worth.

Indeed. And even if someone is fat, there is such a thing as tact, you know.

Would you all support this valet if he referred to a guy with an acne problem about as "pimply guy" on the ticket? Its just plain rude.
2012-12-31 05:21:11 PM
2 votes:

positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.


I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.
2012-12-31 04:43:57 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-31 04:33:41 PM
2 votes:
I used to work as a valet. I was paid minimum wage plus tips. Given that in a hour I could make a hundred dollars in tips (holiday season, guys with money want to impress their girlfriends by tipping the valets nicely), I never did anything that could potentially piss off or offend someone.

The valet should have been fired on the spot, there is no excuse for it.
2012-12-31 04:32:10 PM
2 votes:
Fat women shouldn't be ridiculed. They should made love to, then ignored.
2012-12-31 03:36:08 PM
2 votes:
The kid couldn't remember how to spell zaftig.
2013-01-01 04:56:04 AM
1 votes:
Average person's guide to chicks you'd bang:

over 20lbs underweight - ew, not hot
20lbs underweight to - Height weight proportional - Cute! But I hope her eating disorder doesn't involve laxatives
Height weight proportional - Hellz yeah
Height weight proportional - 20lbs overweight - Yeah I'd bang that!
Height weight proportional - 20lbs "overweight" (but fit) - my junk hurts from how much I'm banging her.
20lbs - 40lbs overweight - well most of it's in her butt and tits, I'd bang that and make those shake.
40lbs - 60lbs overweight - Are my friends looking? How long has it been since I got some? Is there anyone else in the bar that looks a little more appealing? Is it 2 am already?
60lbs - 100lbs overweight - No farking way, not enough booze...oh and is she freaking eating right now?
100lbs - whatever overweight - Dude, take a picture with me and this farking house!

Fark's guide to chicks you'd bang:

over 20lbs underweight - The only legitimate too sharp of knees
20lbs underweight to - Height weight proportional - won't talk to me
Height weight proportional - Won't talk to me
Height weight proportional - 20lbs overweight - Won't talk to me
Height weight proportional - 20lbs "overweight" (but fit) - won't talk to me and I've never seen a girl like this in real life at the Hometown Buffett, and therefore is probably a media image that is photoshopped
20lbs - 40lbs overweight - A girl like this looked at me once, I haven't washed my jackin hand since.
40lbs - 60lbs overweight - A GODDESS! Speak ill of her and you're a homo! Defines "smoking hot!"
60lbs - 100lbs overweight - Wow, a girl that loves World of Warcraft as much as I do, maybe I can go out of my league and speak to her!" I love those spandex pants on you!"
100lbs - whatever overweight - The chick I took home last night and that I'll probably marry.
2012-12-31 08:01:26 PM
1 votes:
"You call yourself, Fat Amy?"

"Yeah so twig biatches like you don't do it behind my back"
2012-12-31 07:22:56 PM
1 votes:
Aigoo
You do not educate young people by behaving exactly like them.

Indeed. You educate them by showing them actions have consequences and not coddling an arrogant young prick.

Jake Steed

0/10 on the trolling efforts. Come on man, at least try to be original.
2012-12-31 06:05:54 PM
1 votes:

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:

You're either gay or lying.


Having standards does not make one gay.
2012-12-31 05:47:42 PM
1 votes:
See, the problem is, after generations of refining our bodies and genetic learning processes with the ability to go further on less, we have also learned to create preservable food supplies, available 24/7, seasons notwithstanding, beyond the wildest dreams of plenty that were unheard of only 200 years ago. We have also created a society where admitting you're lonely is a lot like admitting you have the plague, so we eat to comfort ourselves. It's a nasty mix and it takes work to not fall down that hole.
2012-12-31 05:40:44 PM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: Great Janitor: positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.

I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.

/Nice. So you're saying you threw a fit over someone you did ...


Yes, because when someone who works at a company that I want to spend my money at insults me, I'm in the wrong for wanting that person punished. A person who does not know how to treat other people with respect does not belong in a job where they deal with customers. I get insulted by the employee of a store, I have every right to complain. And no, complaining is not as you describe it, throwing a fit because my feelings got hurt. I was insulted, I was humiliated, I had the ONE thing I hate about myself that I was working to fix, thrown back in face because some punk kid thought it was funny.

As far as costing someone a job or not, I don't care. When I confronted the manager he was livid when I told him. As soon as I left his office the door closed and he proceeded to yell at the kid for what he said. There was no excuse for that behavior from employees to customers. And I hope that's a lesson he learned as he filled out his next job application.
2012-12-31 05:33:42 PM
1 votes:

bunner: In a follow up email the company apologized and she was offered a gift card to a local restaurant - because they must assume she loves food - and free parking for a year. Peoples says she wants the guy fired

1. - It ain't easy to remember who drives what car, all night.



Isn't that the purpose of the valet ticket? You know, the thing that has the same identifying number on the stub that you hand to the dude so he knows what keys belong to what car?
2012-12-31 05:26:27 PM
1 votes:
quickweightloss.net

I'd parallel park it.
2012-12-31 05:25:03 PM
1 votes:
blog.moviepostershop.com

Because she is a disgusting fatbody!
2012-12-31 05:22:54 PM
1 votes:
I'm fat. I know that I am fat. You telling me I'm fat isn't a newsflash, nor is it the height of wit.

Sure maybe he needed to use a descriptive to remind himself or his relief who got what car, but why be mean about it? Common courtesy isn't really all that hard.

I've never been a valet, though I have been a waitress in my teens, but I've also never felt the need to be intentionally insulting to someone who hasn't done anything other than exist in my space.
2012-12-31 05:17:51 PM
1 votes:
Quantum Apostrophe
There's at least 50 pounds more on the second picture. Just look at the arms. Give me a break. And she could have just tossed the damn ticket in the garbage after she got her car back. Instead she advertises it to the world.

If you'd bothered to actually read what I wrote, you'd see that the first picture is what she looks like now, after her weight loss. The second picture is a "before" picture.

The incident took place last week, so she looked like the first picture, not the second one.
2012-12-31 05:14:12 PM
1 votes:
Fat drama queen is fat, drama queen.
2012-12-31 05:13:36 PM
1 votes:
she has great big tracks of land
2012-12-31 05:09:56 PM
1 votes:
For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.
2012-12-31 05:07:46 PM
1 votes:
All the valets have to do is come up with some kind of code word for "fat"; customers would never be the wiser and they'd have a good inside joke to entertain themselves.
2012-12-31 05:04:40 PM
1 votes:

MeanJean: And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
You're either gay or lying.


She looks pretty

/ Pretty fat, I mean
2012-12-31 04:58:04 PM
1 votes:

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:


Seriously. Farkers need to get out of their basements more often.
2012-12-31 04:56:28 PM
1 votes:
The Jami Turman Fan Club
Let me put it to you this way. If she walked into a gay bar by mistake, it would never occur to anybody that that was female.

What? This has just taken a turn for the bizarre. Fat, okay, I can see why you'd say that from the pre-weight loss pictures. But mannish? The fark?
2012-12-31 04:53:31 PM
1 votes:
Lotsa chronic assholism in here, damn...
2012-12-31 04:35:03 PM
1 votes:

nicoffeine: Things I learned when I was 10, #145:

Someone calls you fat. Good for them, get over it Kill them.

2012-12-31 04:34:52 PM
1 votes:
He could stand to lose a few pounds.
2012-12-31 03:58:04 PM
1 votes:
Why is he writing a description on a ticket she's going to be holding on to? And/or, why is he handing her the corresponding ticket he used to match up the car to her?
2012-12-31 03:36:27 PM
1 votes:
And she cried buttery tears the entire drive home.
2012-12-31 03:35:23 PM
1 votes:
She acts fat.
2012-12-31 03:25:06 PM
1 votes:
Well...she is. And not even just by actress standards.
2012-12-31 12:43:04 PM
1 votes:
Don't want to be called fat? Lose weight.
2012-12-31 12:19:55 PM
1 votes:
I would think flashing a $20 and a simple, "Oh wait, I don't tip farking morons who call me fat," would be appropriate. (Also would probably solve the problem.) Don't get all worked up about it, Chubs.
 
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