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(Jalopnik)   In this week's edition of stupid things written on receipts: Valet marks actress on her parking ticket as "fat"   (jalopnik.com) divider line 185
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2012-12-31 08:39:10 PM  

Cyclonic Cooking Action: WhippingBoy: I love this...

"I don't like it when people call me 'fat'"

"So lose some weight"

"HATE CRIMES!!! HATE CRIMES!!!"

What physical trait that isn't 100% up to snuff would you like to be referred to in public by strangers?


How is "fat" anything but descriptive? What other term would be more "sensitive" to use?
 
2012-12-31 08:42:48 PM  
The second time I had to listen to some buffalo in an evening gown tell me how offended she was, that the valets were making Chewbacca sounds as she walked by, I would fire somebody. But that will never happen because kissing ass isn't something i'm willing to do for a living, and that's what people in the "service industry" have to do all day everyday. I was a valet when I was 16, and I never badmouthed a customer no matter how vile the customer was. Instead I poured sugar and or shoved soluble plastics in the fuel tank.
 
2012-12-31 08:45:18 PM  
"Guy with glasses"

"HATE CRIMES!!! HATE CRIMES!!! HE SAID I WORE GLASSES!!!"
 
2012-12-31 08:52:27 PM  

thisisarepeat: Great Janitor: thisisarepeat: i'm far from perfect, you know what comes with that? thick skin, grow some you pathetic whinney little pussies. that fugly coont demonstrated that she deserved to feel like shiat when when she went all butthurt snowflake after the fact. that goes for you too p..p...p.pp...pp..porky.

having thick skin doesn't mean letting people get away with insulting you. Someone calls your mother fat, you don't look at your mother and tell her not to get offended. You respond. You really can't do much when someone on the street does it to you, but when it's someone who works at the place where you are a customer or client, then you have the right to complain. This woman had the right to complain, and she did. I had the right to complain when it happens to me, as I did.

I honestly can not believe there are people here who say "Someone insulted you, be an adult and ignore it. It was someone in a service industry you really shouldn't complain, just get over it." I go into a business, I expect to be treated a certain way. I get insulted by the staff, no matter how small, and I will complain.

You keep bringing up "service industry", is it especially wrong for them because you consider yourself above them? if you don't like the service do something that hurts the business, like not giving them any more of your money. Balling to a manager because someone with an infinitely shiattier position in life than yourself, offended your oh so delicate sensibilities, sounds like something Paris Hilton would do. It makes people like myself regard you as someone that feels superior to everyone else. "How dare a plebe speak to me in such a manner!" You are just another worthless meat sack like the rest of humanity with the added detriment of coming off as an entitled princess. Is it wrong for people to say hurtful things to people for no reason? Absolutely. But the way you handle it speaks volumes about your character. And we don't know what this tub ...


If the employee of the play accepting your business insults you, you have the right to speak up. You have the right to go to the manager and complain. It's not being a biatch, it's not acting superior to another person. If I owned a business, I would want to know the moment a customer was offended. I have worked in the service industry before. There were things that I could never ever say. Insulting a customer was up there. It doesn't matter if the customer is fat and a biatch or even looks it. It is not the employee's place to call them a biatch or fat. Especially if the customer treats them with respect the entire time.

When that clerk insulted me, I had treated him with respect, he insulted me. I felt that his boss needed to know exactly how his employee's were acting. Does that hurt business? No, it makes it better by telling the manager that he needs to deal with one of his problem employees. I didn't yell at him, I didn't reach over a deck him, I went to his manager and told him that he needed to get rid of a member of his staff. He heard that one of his employees insulted a paying customer and agreed that he could do without him.

When I was at my very first job, I got a customer complaint. The complaint was about a customer over hearing a conversation between me and another employee and didn't like what I said. The boss told me that if he had two employees, one who was slow but eventually got the job done and treated the customers well, and the other who was faster than the first but offended the customers, he'd have no problem firing the one who gets customer complaints because that guy is driving away customers and hurting business. Yes, that conversation was 15 years ago, but nothing has changed in that respect.
 
2012-12-31 09:23:55 PM  

Great Janitor: thisisarepeat: Great Janitor: thisisarepeat: i'm far from perfect, you know what comes with that? thick skin, grow some you pathetic whinney little pussies. that fugly coont demonstrated that she deserved to feel like shiat when when she went all butthurt snowflake after the fact. that goes for you too p..p...p.pp...pp..porky.

having thick skin doesn't mean letting people get away with insulting you. Someone calls your mother fat, you don't look at your mother and tell her not to get offended. You respond. You really can't do much when someone on the street does it to you, but when it's someone who works at the place where you are a customer or client, then you have the right to complain. This woman had the right to complain, and she did. I had the right to complain when it happens to me, as I did.

I honestly can not believe there are people here who say "Someone insulted you, be an adult and ignore it. It was someone in a service industry you really shouldn't complain, just get over it." I go into a business, I expect to be treated a certain way. I get insulted by the staff, no matter how small, and I will complain.

You keep bringing up "service industry", is it especially wrong for them because you consider yourself above them? if you don't like the service do something that hurts the business, like not giving them any more of your money. Balling to a manager because someone with an infinitely shiattier position in life than yourself, offended your oh so delicate sensibilities, sounds like something Paris Hilton would do. It makes people like myself regard you as someone that feels superior to everyone else. "How dare a plebe speak to me in such a manner!" You are just another worthless meat sack like the rest of humanity with the added detriment of coming off as an entitled princess. Is it wrong for people to say hurtful things to people for no reason? Absolutely. But the way you handle it speaks volumes about your character. And we don't kno ...


I had the exact same experience, I was a clerk at a gas station/convenience store and myself and the other clerk were divvying up chores that were done every shift, this was 1999. I joked that cleaning the latte machine was womens work (as opposed to mopping the floor, dusting racks, or making soup that were tasks I performed daily including the latte machine) some customer overheard this and brought her bra burning feminazi ass right to the manager the following day. This wasn't 1965, but that coont decided it was worth her time to try and fark me over. She failed, luckily my manager was a woman, had it been a male I probably would have been fired for being a misogynist out of fear of how it looked for him to let me keep my job. This sounds like exactly the same kind of always offended biatch, and I wish her a lifetime of feeling like some kind of victim with nonexistent self esteem. As for you, instead of giving the shiat right back to the clerk, you exercised your superiority (and weakness) by crying to someone with authority over them. You sound like that woman back in 1999.
 
2012-12-31 09:32:33 PM  

MeanJean: And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.


Just because she has four limbs, 20 digits and all her teeth doesn't suddenly mean I want to bang a woman. I'm sorry to bust your bubble, but some of us don't have to fark anything willing with a hole.
 
2012-12-31 09:37:35 PM  

Cyclonic Cooking Action: WhippingBoy: I love this...

"I don't like it when people call me 'fat'"

"So lose some weight"

"HATE CRIMES!!! HATE CRIMES!!!"

What physical trait that isn't 100% up to snuff would you like to be referred to in public by strangers?


Sweet! I can't wait for the day that no one can notice my flaws without being subjected to chastisement by their peers.
 
2012-12-31 09:40:07 PM  
Should jus wrote 'coont'.
 
2012-12-31 09:46:32 PM  
repeat
 
2012-12-31 09:50:38 PM  

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:
[www.nation.com.pk image 480x360]

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.


...or just don't like fatties.
 
2012-12-31 10:42:26 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Don't want to be called fat? Lose weight.


You know, this biatch *is* fat. So fark her.
 
2012-12-31 10:45:06 PM  

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:
[www.nation.com.pk image 480x360]

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.


Not really, I would fark that ugly biatch. I can get and have better.

/not all of us are ruled by our d*ck and have to stick it in any old thing
 
2012-12-31 10:46:02 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:
[www.nation.com.pk image 480x360]

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.

Not really, I would wouldn't fark that ugly biatch. I can get and have better.

/not all of us are ruled by our d*ck and have to stick it in any old thing


FTFM, autocorrect is a biatch
 
2012-12-31 10:46:43 PM  

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:


Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:


You're either gay or lying.


More like phat from where I'm sitting.
 
2012-12-31 10:50:55 PM  

accelerus: next time instead of "fat" write the word "biatch" both adjectives perfectly describe her.

Had he not written some identifiers on the ticket, what if they had lost it, gotten her and her car confused with someone else... she'd still biatch. Moral of the story is there is no pleasing a fat chick. After all, they are fat.

Gift card for food was hilarious and awesome.

Article says she wants the kid fired? -- for what? if I made 8 dollars an hour as a monkey boy for rich people I'd have some fun too. Being fat is a choice -- sure there might be medical obstacles in the way, but if you don't want to be called fat anymore, rustle up some farking willpower and put the donut down.

There is a reason medical science has a normal healthy BMI -- if you go over it, you are fat. Deal with it.

I'm 6'1 205lbs, semi-athletic, but by official scientific methods I'm fat. *shrugs*

Fark this coont


Well, you're one up on this woman. You're fat, biatchy  and stupid.
 
2012-12-31 10:58:10 PM  

Point02GPA: F Female
A Attractive
T....something or other


T - Thespian. See! It's a compliment!!
 
2013-01-01 12:31:17 AM  

Kenny B: Here is her car. She's in the passenger seat.

[i96.photobucket.com image 800x600]


I laughed.
 
2013-01-01 12:31:38 AM  
Knees not sharp enough for you? She's not fat you homo.
 
2013-01-01 01:56:51 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Fat little piggy, put down the fork!

/Sure is Studman69 in here.
//You know, if you're that desperate to lose your virginity, you could just pay for a hooker.
 
2013-01-01 04:56:04 AM  
Average person's guide to chicks you'd bang:

over 20lbs underweight - ew, not hot
20lbs underweight to - Height weight proportional - Cute! But I hope her eating disorder doesn't involve laxatives
Height weight proportional - Hellz yeah
Height weight proportional - 20lbs overweight - Yeah I'd bang that!
Height weight proportional - 20lbs "overweight" (but fit) - my junk hurts from how much I'm banging her.
20lbs - 40lbs overweight - well most of it's in her butt and tits, I'd bang that and make those shake.
40lbs - 60lbs overweight - Are my friends looking? How long has it been since I got some? Is there anyone else in the bar that looks a little more appealing? Is it 2 am already?
60lbs - 100lbs overweight - No farking way, not enough booze...oh and is she freaking eating right now?
100lbs - whatever overweight - Dude, take a picture with me and this farking house!

Fark's guide to chicks you'd bang:

over 20lbs underweight - The only legitimate too sharp of knees
20lbs underweight to - Height weight proportional - won't talk to me
Height weight proportional - Won't talk to me
Height weight proportional - 20lbs overweight - Won't talk to me
Height weight proportional - 20lbs "overweight" (but fit) - won't talk to me and I've never seen a girl like this in real life at the Hometown Buffett, and therefore is probably a media image that is photoshopped
20lbs - 40lbs overweight - A girl like this looked at me once, I haven't washed my jackin hand since.
40lbs - 60lbs overweight - A GODDESS! Speak ill of her and you're a homo! Defines "smoking hot!"
60lbs - 100lbs overweight - Wow, a girl that loves World of Warcraft as much as I do, maybe I can go out of my league and speak to her!" I love those spandex pants on you!"
100lbs - whatever overweight - The chick I took home last night and that I'll probably marry.
 
2013-01-01 07:04:40 AM  
Florida? Check.
 
2013-01-01 07:48:45 AM  
I'm surprised her boyfriend didn't teach that brat some manners?
 
2013-01-01 07:52:12 AM  

pedobearapproved: Average person's guide to chicks you'd bang:

over 20lbs underweight - ew, not hot
20lbs underweight to - Height weight proportional - Cute! But I hope her eating disorder doesn't involve laxatives
Height weight proportional - Hellz yeah
Height weight proportional - 20lbs overweight - Yeah I'd bang that!
Height weight proportional - 20lbs "overweight" (but fit) - my junk hurts from how much I'm banging her.
20lbs - 40lbs overweight - well most of it's in her butt and tits, I'd bang that and make those shake.
40lbs - 60lbs overweight - Are my friends looking? How long has it been since I got some? Is there anyone else in the bar that looks a little more appealing? Is it 2 am already?
60lbs - 100lbs overweight - No farking way, not enough booze...oh and is she freaking eating right now?
100lbs - whatever overweight - Dude, take a picture with me and this farking house!

Fark's guide to chicks you'd bang:

over 20lbs underweight - The only legitimate too sharp of knees
20lbs underweight to - Height weight proportional - won't talk to me
Height weight proportional - Won't talk to me
Height weight proportional - 20lbs overweight - Won't talk to me
Height weight proportional - 20lbs "overweight" (but fit) - won't talk to me and I've never seen a girl like this in real life at the Hometown Buffett, and therefore is probably a media image that is photoshopped
20lbs - 40lbs overweight - A girl like this looked at me once, I haven't washed my jackin hand since.
40lbs - 60lbs overweight - A GODDESS! Speak ill of her and you're a homo! Defines "smoking hot!"
60lbs - 100lbs overweight - Wow, a girl that loves World of Warcraft as much as I do, maybe I can go out of my league and speak to her!" I love those spandex pants on you!"
100lbs - whatever overweight - The chick I took home last night and that I'll probably marry.


Truly laughing my Farking ass off! Hope everyone appreciates the time and effort invested in the "guide". Suitable for framing?
 
2013-01-01 09:12:26 AM  

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:
[www.nation.com.pk image 480x360]

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.


Waaaah!!!! I have 'mean' in my moniker because I love to dish it out, but I can't take it!!! Waaaaaah!!!!!

Methinks she went back to the 'before' photo by the time she met the valet. So she was of medium build temporarily; there's been peace in the Middle East too, but it doesn't last.

I wouldn't want to screw her or fap to either pic, but she does look human/non-fat in the 'after' pic.
 
2013-01-01 09:16:54 AM  

bunner: I'm just tired of all the dipwads braying about how "THEY LOVE AND RESPECT THEMSELVES AND ARE PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY THINKS" who promptly lose their rag when somebody don't agree. And yeah, the valet was a weenie, but for chrissakes, don't fire him over it. Even stupid people are allowed one f*ck up once, and have to pay for food and shelter.


"I AM BEAUTIFUL!! NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY!!
WORDS CAN'T BRING ME DOWN, YOU MOTHERFARKERS!!"
 
2013-01-01 09:23:34 AM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: I'd love to see that one in court.

Her: "I demand a big settlement because he called me FAT!"

Judge: "What exactly is your BMI?"


This. If we're going to be the quantifiable, measurable society...........
 
2013-01-01 09:29:37 AM  

PostApocalypticTribe: I'm fat. I know that I am fat. You telling me I'm fat isn't a newsflash, nor is it the height of wit.

Sure maybe he needed to use a descriptive to remind himself or his relief who got what car, but why be mean about it? Common courtesy isn't really all that hard.

I've never been a valet, though I have been a waitress in my teens, but I've also never felt the need to be intentionally insulting to someone who hasn't done anything other than exist in my space.


"Well, not counting the times I call non-cute, non-rich guys "creep" or "loser", which is very frequently........"
 
2013-01-01 09:34:57 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Knows about Rubenesque


/You're qwuite welcome
 
2013-01-01 10:22:22 AM  
Hey lady, guess what? You're fat! Pick one:
A. Lose the weight
B. Get over it and accept that people are going to call you fat

I'm laughing hard at the PC police who blow stuff like this out of proportion. Whatever happened to the old-school attitude on words? I'm rubber you're glue... etc.

Oh, and don't get me started on how supremely logical it is for someone who is offended by something to make it public, now people all over the world are saying "yep, she's fat"
 
2013-01-01 10:27:57 AM  
Came for this:

www.piccer.nl

Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-01-01 11:59:00 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-01 12:20:06 PM  
maybe if she took more pep pills she could fit into the red dress

Link
 
2013-01-01 01:20:25 PM  
Would this have been more acceptable if instead of "fat" he had written "nice rack"?
 
2013-01-01 03:38:57 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
Eh, she's no Kirstie Alley
 
2013-01-01 04:36:55 PM  

6502programmer: Would this have been more acceptable if instead of "fat" he had written "nice rack"?


just write large instead of fat same thing except it's acceptable
 
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