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(Jalopnik)   In this week's edition of stupid things written on receipts: Valet marks actress on her parking ticket as "fat"   (jalopnik.com) divider line 185
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2012-12-31 05:58:30 PM  

Great Janitor: positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.

I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.


That's all, folks!
 
2012-12-31 05:58:56 PM  
I'm not getting a listing at IMDB for this thespian Sharyn. Perhaps her sister SanDeE can tell me what work she's done.
 
2012-12-31 06:03:42 PM  
What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?

/They're fun to ride until your friends see you on them!
 
2012-12-31 06:05:34 PM  
Fat actress thread and no mention of Christina Hendricks? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-12-31 06:05:54 PM  

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:

You're either gay or lying.


Having standards does not make one gay.
 
2012-12-31 06:07:29 PM  

MeanJean:

Would you all support this valet if he referred to a guy with an acne problem about as "pimply guy" on the ticket? Its just plain rude.


I know. "Zit face" is much more succinct.
 
2012-12-31 06:08:37 PM  
I'm putting this whole thread in jail for egregious violations of the Wheaton Rule. Sheesh.
 
2012-12-31 06:09:25 PM  

Great Janitor: When I confronted the manager he was livid when I told him. As soon as I left his office the door closed and he proceeded to yell at the kid for what he said.


Of course he was pissed. He just had to spend 10 minutes listening to you complain when a normal person could have done it in 2.
 
2012-12-31 06:09:49 PM  

phrenicmonkey: I'm not getting a listing at IMDB for this thespian Sharyn. Perhaps her sister SanDeE can tell me what work she's done.


No, see, this is her breakout rôle. It's not often that you get a chance to play a no-name, fame-hungry actress desperately chasing attention.
 
2012-12-31 06:10:30 PM  
How do you fark a fat chick?

/roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
 
2012-12-31 06:14:07 PM  
she is.

still shouldn't have written it. Never leave evidence
 
2012-12-31 06:14:54 PM  
What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club?

Alone.
 
2012-12-31 06:15:26 PM  
I'll take fat over toe thumbs any day
 
2012-12-31 06:20:28 PM  

TonyDanza: Great Janitor: When I confronted the manager he was livid when I told him. As soon as I left his office the door closed and he proceeded to yell at the kid for what he said.

Of course he was pissed. He just had to spend 10 minutes listening to you complain when a normal person could have done it in 2.


I live in Texas and I have been told I have a British accent (though I've lived here since 1991...mostly) and I used to stutter. To be honest, the fact that I was ever able to communicate verbally with ANYONE in this state is impressive.
 
2012-12-31 06:23:53 PM  
FAT is valet shorthand for "Fantastic At Tipping". I know because I just made it up.
 
2012-12-31 06:26:17 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: bunner: I'm just tired of all the dipwads braying about how "THEY LOVE AND RESPECT THEMSELVES AND ARE PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY THINKS" who promptly lose their rag when somebody don't agree. And yeah, the valet was a weenie, but for chrissakes, don't fire him over it. Even stupid people are allowed one f*ck up once, and have to pay for food and shelter.

/Agree, but the valet is not providing money to the business owner, the fat lady is. She gets butthurt? He loses his job to placate her.



Yeah follow the logic.

You, (the valet) farked up and lost me(the restaurant owner) a customer

Her(the customer) I need. You(the valet) I can replace in an instant.

Besides , you've (the valet) have already shown that you are stupid. Why would I (the restaurant owner) keep you around?

I
 
2012-12-31 06:28:44 PM  

Jake Steed: What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club?

Alone.


Easy pickens
 
2012-12-31 06:35:42 PM  
best work stories EVAR are from my valet days in OC (circa '83)

/beaver shots
//tasty roaches
///beaver shots
 
2012-12-31 06:37:15 PM  
What type of actress is she?

I am assuming BBW porn.
 
2012-12-31 06:40:59 PM  
Can I call her fat, just because she is an immature diva that needs to accept that the opinions of stupid people is immature.

Show some grace you hog.
 
2012-12-31 06:44:11 PM  
next time instead of "fat" write the word "biatch" both adjectives perfectly describe her.

Had he not written some identifiers on the ticket, what if they had lost it, gotten her and her car confused with someone else... she'd still biatch. Moral of the story is there is no pleasing a fat chick. After all, they are fat.

Gift card for food was hilarious and awesome.

Article says she wants the kid fired? -- for what? if I made 8 dollars an hour as a monkey boy for rich people I'd have some fun too. Being fat is a choice -- sure there might be medical obstacles in the way, but if you don't want to be called fat anymore, rustle up some farking willpower and put the donut down.

There is a reason medical science has a normal healthy BMI -- if you go over it, you are fat. Deal with it.

I'm 6'1 205lbs, semi-athletic, but by official scientific methods I'm fat. *shrugs*

Fark this coont
 
2012-12-31 06:45:01 PM  

Great Janitor: positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.

I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.


I sincerely hope that's trolling and not a real story. If it is real, you're as much a special snowflake as this non-fat woman (recent photos from the weight loss site and posted all over the web show that the more..."voluptuous" photo is, in fact, prior to her 51 pound weight loss. She's not only not fat, she's not even overweight!). You're both vain, arrogant idiots who need to grow the fark up in my opinion.

Granted, I can be as arrogant as any so-called actor when I choose to be, but I do sometimes stutter, slur my speech when completely sober, lose my ability to find the right words to express myself, forget my address/phone number, and suffer other effects of a brain injury that impair my ability to function as a normal adult. Rather than throw a hissy fit when someone reacts in a manner that I find even more humiliating than not being able to function on the level of a typical seven year old in public, I simply smile, apologize for the holdup, and explain that I hit my head a little too hard one too many times and so now simple things that people take for granted can sometimes be very difficult for me--so would they mind please bearing with me a moment.

It's not rocket surgery to treat others with respect, especially when you demand that they treat you with respect. The fact that someone works in the service industry is not a license to treat them like shiat and be an utter asshole to them when they make the same mistakes we've all made a thousand times over. They're human beings, too--often very young human beings. You do not educate young people by behaving exactly like them.
 
2012-12-31 06:51:09 PM  
accelerus
There is a reason medical science has a normal healthy BMI -- if you go over it, you are fat. Deal with it.
I'm 6'1 205lbs, semi-athletic, but by official scientific methods I'm fat. *shrugs*


I have heard BMI is meant as a number for the masses, not for one person. My number is pretty close to yours, but I don't feel fat.

/If you don't want to pay for a BMI test, take this one.

Link
 
2012-12-31 06:51:56 PM  
Whole lotta fatty hate in this thread.

Does that make me sound fat?

i181.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-31 06:52:10 PM  
Does anyone really give a Fark what valets think of them?

Oh you think I'm fat? Cool, you're wearing a vest and fetching cars for a living, go get my farking car and maybe I'll be generous and give you a ten instead of a five.
 
2012-12-31 06:56:44 PM  

Aigoo: Great Janitor: positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.

I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.

I sincerely hope that's trolling and not a real story. If it is real, you're as much a special snowflake as this non-fat woman (recent photos from the weight loss site and posted all over the web show that the more..."voluptuous" photo is, in fact, prior to her 51 pound weight loss. She's not only not fat, she's not even overweight!). You're both vain, arrogant idiots who need to grow the fark up in my opinion.

Granted, I can be as arrogant as any so-called actor when I choose to be, but I do sometimes stutter, slur my speech when completely sober, lose my ability to find the right words to express myself, forget my address/phone number, and suffer other effects of a brain injury that impair my ability to function as a normal adult. Rather than throw a hissy fit when someone reacts in a manner that I find even more humiliating than not being able to function on the level of a typical seven year old in public, I simply smile, apologize for the holdup, and explain that I hit my head a little too hard one too many times and so now simple things that people take for granted can sometimes be very difficult for me--so would they mind please bearing with me a moment.

It's not rocket surgery to treat others with respect, especially when you demand that they treat you with respect. The fact that someone works in the service industry is not a license to treat them like shiat and be an utter asshole to them when they make the same mistakes we've all made a thousand times over. They're human beings, too--often very young human beings. You do not educate young people by behaving exactly like them.


No, it really happened. When a person in the service industry mocks a person, for any reason, that is not acceptable. Pure and simple. I would never consider doing it to anyone. I was not being an utter asshole to him, as you accuse me of doing, I was the one who he chose to shiat upon. Actions have consequences, he mocked me for a problem that I had that I was working on controlling, a problem that I had since I was a small child. It was not a mistake to mock me when I stuttered. That was a choice he made, and it was the choice I made to go to his manager and complain.

But no, let's pretend that those in the service industry are untouchable and we must constantly ignore them when they insult customers.
 
2012-12-31 06:57:02 PM  
I never really understood the whole "valet" thing. You want me to give control of the second-most expensive thing I own to a guy who has to wear a little red vest and stand outside in the rain beside a little wooden box so I don't have to spend five minutes parking it myself and walking back to the entrance?

Uh... no. As far as I'm concerned you're just somebody who was too incompetent to get a real job and too lazy to sell shiat door to door so you cannot have my car even for five minutes.
 
2012-12-31 06:58:46 PM  
This cracked me up.


I did something similar when I was 20. I wrote "little old lady" on a slip of paper that had the combo to the locker of said "little old lady" who forgot the combo of her locker in the span of taking a shower at the health club I was working. I would have delivered it myself if I was a woman. I wrote it that way, cause that was what the woman coming from the locker room said to me, and I didn't think anything of it... Next thing ya know I have some 80 something granny waving the piece of paper in the air yelling at the top of her lungs while 2 towels were falling off her. I was pretty mortified. Not by my mistake, but by the amount of eye bleach I would need to erase that sight from my memory. I did feel bad at first, but that was negated pretty quick after she started spouting nonsense about her knowing the owners and getting me fired for this outrage.


It may not have been intentional. Just let it go...

/Unless you are an attention whore, then carry on.
 
2012-12-31 07:00:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-31 07:18:02 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Great Janitor: positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.

I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.

That's all, folks!


heh. t..t..t..t..t..t..t..today junior!
 
2012-12-31 07:22:47 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: I never really understood the whole "valet" thing. You want me to give control of the second-most expensive thing I own to a guy who has to wear a little red vest and stand outside in the rain beside a little wooden box so I don't have to spend five minutes parking it myself and walking back to the entrance?

Uh... no. As far as I'm concerned you're just somebody who was too incompetent to get a real job and too lazy to sell shiat door to door so you cannot have my car even for five minutes.


You are capable of parking the car yourself, no?
 
2012-12-31 07:22:56 PM  
Aigoo
You do not educate young people by behaving exactly like them.

Indeed. You educate them by showing them actions have consequences and not coddling an arrogant young prick.

Jake Steed

0/10 on the trolling efforts. Come on man, at least try to be original.
 
2012-12-31 07:23:14 PM  
i'm far from perfect, you know what comes with that? thick skin, grow some you pathetic whinney little pussies. that fugly coont demonstrated that she deserved to feel like shiat when when she went all butthurt snowflake after the fact. that goes for you too p..p...p.pp...pp..porky.
 
2012-12-31 07:32:59 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club:


Bha!

I have officially laughed today.

/thx
 
2012-12-31 07:32:59 PM  
Ah, the unfortunate fat woman with small breasts. Sad.
 
2012-12-31 07:36:04 PM  

thisisarepeat: i'm far from perfect, you know what comes with that? thick skin, grow some you pathetic whinney little pussies. that fugly coont demonstrated that she deserved to feel like shiat when when she went all butthurt snowflake after the fact. that goes for you too p..p...p.pp...pp..porky.


having thick skin doesn't mean letting people get away with insulting you. Someone calls your mother fat, you don't look at your mother and tell her not to get offended. You respond. You really can't do much when someone on the street does it to you, but when it's someone who works at the place where you are a customer or client, then you have the right to complain. This woman had the right to complain, and she did. I had the right to complain when it happens to me, as I did.

I honestly can not believe there are people here who say "Someone insulted you, be an adult and ignore it. It was someone in a service industry you really shouldn't complain, just get over it." I go into a business, I expect to be treated a certain way. I get insulted by the staff, no matter how small, and I will complain.
 
2012-12-31 07:37:56 PM  

CujoQuarrel: Bit'O'Gristle: bunner: I'm just tired of all the dipwads braying about how "THEY LOVE AND RESPECT THEMSELVES AND ARE PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY THINKS" who promptly lose their rag when somebody don't agree. And yeah, the valet was a weenie, but for chrissakes, don't fire him over it. Even stupid people are allowed one f*ck up once, and have to pay for food and shelter.

/Agree, but the valet is not providing money to the business owner, the fat lady is. She gets butthurt? He loses his job to placate her.


Yeah follow the logic.

You, (the valet) farked up and lost me(the restaurant owner) a customer

Her(the customer) I need. You(the valet) I can replace in an instant.

Besides , you've (the valet) have already shown that you are stupid. Why would I (the restaurant owner) keep you around?

I


Like she is gonna walk a few extra blocks after parking it herself.
 
2012-12-31 07:56:43 PM  
They ARE fat. Why is that an insult? The insult is that he called them girls. They're grown WOMEN.
 
2012-12-31 07:58:46 PM  

js34603: Does anyone really give a Fark what valets think of them?

Oh you think I'm fat? Cool, you're wearing a vest and fetching cars for a living, go get my farking car and maybe I'll be generous and give you a ten instead of a five.


No shiat, eh? If a service monkey can make you feel bad about yourself, you've failed at life.

This whole thing is ridiculous. She's fat. The description fit.
 
2012-12-31 07:59:00 PM  
Last hotel I stayed at I went to the bar to get a beer and a burger. My tab noted me as "guy in a red shirt". I have a pretty decent beard, unkempt since March of last year. I was slightly amused that the tab made no mention of it.

The night before, at the bar with my bro in law, four strangers fondled my beard. Only one was a girl.

I guess my bro in law is a beard fondling enabler.
 
2012-12-31 08:01:26 PM  
"You call yourself, Fat Amy?"

"Yeah so twig biatches like you don't do it behind my back"
 
2012-12-31 08:02:58 PM  
I love this...

"I don't like it when people call me 'fat'"

"So lose some weight"

"HATE CRIMES!!! HATE CRIMES!!!"
 
2012-12-31 08:24:14 PM  
so when people are dicks to me irl the internet wants to hear about it? brace yourself
 
2012-12-31 08:26:46 PM  

WhippingBoy: I love this...

"I don't like it when people call me 'fat'"

"So lose some weight"

"HATE CRIMES!!! HATE CRIMES!!!"


What physical trait that isn't 100% up to snuff would you like to be referred to in public by strangers?
 
2012-12-31 08:27:08 PM  

WhippingBoy: I love this...

"I don't like it when people call me 'fat'"

"So lose some weight"

"HATE CRIMES!!! HATE CRIMES!!!"


Where and when did that happen?
 
2012-12-31 08:28:04 PM  

Great Janitor: thisisarepeat: i'm far from perfect, you know what comes with that? thick skin, grow some you pathetic whinney little pussies. that fugly coont demonstrated that she deserved to feel like shiat when when she went all butthurt snowflake after the fact. that goes for you too p..p...p.pp...pp..porky.

having thick skin doesn't mean letting people get away with insulting you. Someone calls your mother fat, you don't look at your mother and tell her not to get offended. You respond. You really can't do much when someone on the street does it to you, but when it's someone who works at the place where you are a customer or client, then you have the right to complain. This woman had the right to complain, and she did. I had the right to complain when it happens to me, as I did.

I honestly can not believe there are people here who say "Someone insulted you, be an adult and ignore it. It was someone in a service industry you really shouldn't complain, just get over it." I go into a business, I expect to be treated a certain way. I get insulted by the staff, no matter how small, and I will complain.


You keep bringing up "service industry", is it especially wrong for them because you consider yourself above them? if you don't like the service do something that hurts the business, like not giving them any more of your money. Balling to a manager because someone with an infinitely shiattier position in life than yourself, offended your oh so delicate sensibilities, sounds like something Paris Hilton would do. It makes people like myself regard you as someone that feels superior to everyone else. "How dare a plebe speak to me in such a manner!" You are just another worthless meat sack like the rest of humanity with the added detriment of coming off as an entitled princess. Is it wrong for people to say hurtful things to people for no reason? Absolutely. But the way you handle it speaks volumes about your character. And we don't know what this tubby attention whore said to the valet either. And she does look like a biatch for what you can tell by looking, she certainly is acting like a biatch.
 
2012-12-31 08:34:16 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Don't want to be called fat? Lose weight.


I feel the same way about assholes and dumbfarks.
 
2012-12-31 08:34:32 PM  
You could indeed just not give them your business. If you don't let them know WHY, though, they might just assume the lack of business was because of Obama.

No change of behavior in that case.
 
2012-12-31 08:36:38 PM  

Cyclonic Cooking Action: WhippingBoy: I love this...

"I don't like it when people call me 'fat'"

"So lose some weight"

"HATE CRIMES!!! HATE CRIMES!!!"

What physical trait that isn't 100% up to snuff would you like to be referred to in public by strangers?


Forgive me, your magnificence, it is all about what you like.
 
2012-12-31 08:37:25 PM  
Here is her car. She's in the passenger seat.

i96.photobucket.com
 
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