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2012-12-31 04:59:42 PM

Phony_Soldier: bunner: Harsh words at the humiliation fat farm.
/FTFY


Well, THANKS, man! : )
 
2012-12-31 04:59:57 PM
You can add biatchy, overly sensitive and vindictive to that tag now too...
 
2012-12-31 05:00:05 PM

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:
[www.nation.com.pk image 480x360]

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.


Wrong. She has an odor problem. You can tell by the facial features.
 
2012-12-31 05:00:11 PM

fusillade762: MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:

Seriously. Farkers need to get out of their basements more often.


Yeah, she isn't fat. She doesn't need to lose weight. She's great just the way she is. What a pretty pretty princess, a precious snowflake. Why is she trying to lose weight when she's perfect the way she is?
 
2012-12-31 05:01:01 PM

MeanJean: The Jami Turman Fan Club
Let me put it to you this way. If she walked into a gay bar by mistake, it would never occur to anybody that that was female.

What? This has just taken a turn for the bizarre. Fat, okay, I can see why you'd say that from the pre-weight loss pictures. But mannish? The fark?


eh, I agree with him. I think it's more her arms in that pose than anything else, Them's some killer guns.
 
2012-12-31 05:03:11 PM
I'm just tired of all the dipwads braying about how "THEY LOVE AND RESPECT THEMSELVES AND ARE PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY THINKS" who promptly lose their rag when somebody don't agree. And yeah, the valet was a weenie, but for chrissakes, don't fire him over it. Even stupid people are allowed one f*ck up once, and have to pay for food and shelter.
 
2012-12-31 05:04:40 PM

MeanJean: And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
You're either gay or lying.


She looks pretty

/ Pretty fat, I mean
 
2012-12-31 05:07:37 PM
F Female
A Attractive
T....something or other
 
2012-12-31 05:07:46 PM
All the valets have to do is come up with some kind of code word for "fat"; customers would never be the wiser and they'd have a good inside joke to entertain themselves.
 
2012-12-31 05:09:56 PM
For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.
 
2012-12-31 05:13:20 PM

Super Chronic: All the valets have to do is come up with some kind of code word for "fat"; customers would never be the wiser and they'd have a good inside joke to entertain themselves.


They are valets, not navajo indians.
 
2012-12-31 05:13:33 PM

MeanJean: Wambu

That's the before picture. The first one I posted is the "after" picture from her weight loss. That's how she looks now. That's how she looked last week when she was called "fat".


I understood that.

I think she looked fine either way (less fat now), but that's me, not some pimply valet who probably chases those Biafra-skinny babes.
 
2012-12-31 05:13:36 PM
she has great big tracks of land
 
2012-12-31 05:14:02 PM

bunner: I'm just tired of all the dipwads braying about how "THEY LOVE AND RESPECT THEMSELVES AND ARE PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY THINKS" who promptly lose their rag when somebody don't agree. And yeah, the valet was a weenie, but for chrissakes, don't fire him over it. Even stupid people are allowed one f*ck up once, and have to pay for food and shelter.


/Agree, but the valet is not providing money to the business owner, the fat lady is. She gets butthurt? He loses his job to placate her.
 
2012-12-31 05:14:12 PM
Fat drama queen is fat, drama queen.
 
2012-12-31 05:14:40 PM
They found her car, so the description must have worked.
 
2012-12-31 05:16:25 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: bunner: I'm just tired of all the dipwads braying about how "THEY LOVE AND RESPECT THEMSELVES AND ARE PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY THINKS" who promptly lose their rag when somebody don't agree. And yeah, the valet was a weenie, but for chrissakes, don't fire him over it. Even stupid people are allowed one f*ck up once, and have to pay for food and shelter.

/Agree, but the valet is not providing money to the business owner, the fat lady is. She gets butthurt? He loses his job to placate her.


Well, actually, he kind of is. They pay to have their car parked. They already apologized and kissed her ass rosy pink.
 
2012-12-31 05:17:45 PM
I got insulted myself this week when I turned down this hot guy who was hitting on me. Women don't need to be perfect to justify their existence or worth. Sometimes some "attractive" people can be ugly on the inside.

i1353.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-31 05:17:51 PM
Quantum Apostrophe
There's at least 50 pounds more on the second picture. Just look at the arms. Give me a break. And she could have just tossed the damn ticket in the garbage after she got her car back. Instead she advertises it to the world.

If you'd bothered to actually read what I wrote, you'd see that the first picture is what she looks like now, after her weight loss. The second picture is a "before" picture.

The incident took place last week, so she looked like the first picture, not the second one.
 
2012-12-31 05:19:53 PM
She's not the kind of actress that IMDB has any record on. Maybe we should ask a nutritionist if she's fat. Or is this about control over one's own image, or one's right to live unquestioned in a false reality?
 
2012-12-31 05:20:17 PM
One more blown to Epic Proportions™, tempest in a teapot fandango in the snarling "who gets to dis who" wars. Not an adult in sight.
 
2012-12-31 05:21:11 PM

positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.


I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.
 
2012-12-31 05:21:49 PM
I'd love to see that one in court.

Her: "I demand a big settlement because he called me FAT!"

Judge: "What exactly is your BMI?"
 
2012-12-31 05:22:54 PM
I'm fat. I know that I am fat. You telling me I'm fat isn't a newsflash, nor is it the height of wit.

Sure maybe he needed to use a descriptive to remind himself or his relief who got what car, but why be mean about it? Common courtesy isn't really all that hard.

I've never been a valet, though I have been a waitress in my teens, but I've also never felt the need to be intentionally insulting to someone who hasn't done anything other than exist in my space.
 
2012-12-31 05:24:16 PM
KawaiiNot
I got insulted myself this week when I turned down this hot guy who was hitting on me.

I've never understood that. I've had guys tell me I'm gorgeous when they see my picture on a dating site, and if/when I politely turn them down I get insultedon my looks.

I'm not a goldfish. My memory lasts longer than three seconds, you know.

Women don't need to be perfect to justify their existence or worth.

Indeed. And even if someone is fat, there is such a thing as tact, you know.

Would you all support this valet if he referred to a guy with an acne problem about as "pimply guy" on the ticket? Its just plain rude.
 
2012-12-31 05:25:03 PM
blog.moviepostershop.com

Because she is a disgusting fatbody!
 
2012-12-31 05:26:24 PM

MeanJean: KawaiiNot
I got insulted myself this week when I turned down this hot guy who was hitting on me.

I've never understood that. I've had guys tell me I'm gorgeous when they see my picture on a dating site, and if/when I politely turn them down I get insultedon my looks.

I'm not a goldfish. My memory lasts longer than three seconds, you know.


This happened to me recently as well...turned down talking to a guy on a dating website, and he tells me he 'doesn't like fat chicks anyway.' Sigh.
 
2012-12-31 05:26:27 PM
quickweightloss.net

I'd parallel park it.
 
2012-12-31 05:27:41 PM
Great Janitor
What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.

Good for you!

Now I wonder if all the farkers who sneered that this woman should lose weight if she didn't want to be called "fat" will insist that you should've worked harder to correct your stutter  if you didn't want people making fun of it.

Nah.
 
2012-12-31 05:31:30 PM

Great Janitor: positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.

I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.


/Nice. So you're saying you threw a fit over someone you didn't know saying something that you've probably heard before, and instead of just letting it go like a reasonable adult, you threw yourself on the floor and screamed and kicked until you got your petty revenge by making the guy lose his job. How about just demanding an apology from the guy? Sure, it was a ass thing to do, but you cost him his job. Jeez..grow a pair and quit with the drama. You'll live longer.
 
2012-12-31 05:31:38 PM
LadyKills82

This happened to me recently as well...turned down talking to a guy on a dating website, and he tells me he 'doesn't like fat chicks anyway.' Sigh.

Its amazing when they are convinced the insult will sting when they were JUST EAGERLY PURSUING YOU A MOMENT AGO.

Its more insulting to my intelligence than my looks when they do that.
 
2012-12-31 05:33:42 PM

bunner: In a follow up email the company apologized and she was offered a gift card to a local restaurant - because they must assume she loves food - and free parking for a year. Peoples says she wants the guy fired

1. - It ain't easy to remember who drives what car, all night.



Isn't that the purpose of the valet ticket? You know, the thing that has the same identifying number on the stub that you hand to the dude so he knows what keys belong to what car?
 
2012-12-31 05:33:42 PM

ladykills82: MeanJean: KawaiiNot
I got insulted myself this week when I turned down this hot guy who was hitting on me.

I've never understood that. I've had guys tell me I'm gorgeous when they see my picture on a dating site, and if/when I politely turn them down I get insultedon my looks.

I'm not a goldfish. My memory lasts longer than three seconds, you know.

This happened to me recently as well...turned down talking to a guy on a dating website, and he tells me he 'doesn't like fat chicks anyway.' Sigh.


I would totally pull a white knight here but you sound fat.
 
2012-12-31 05:36:28 PM

MeanJean: Great Janitor
What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.

Good for you!

Now I wonder if all the farkers who sneered that this woman should lose weight if she didn't want to be called "fat" will insist that you should've worked harder to correct your stutter  if you didn't want people making fun of it.

Nah.


/Not true, being a lardass and having a stuttering problem are two different things. One you can help by exercise, and the other you really cant. Or you can..but it's very very difficult. I would never make fun of a fat lady by calling her fat, or writing that on a paper she would see. Nor would i make fun of a person who stutters, as they can't help it, and that would be very insensitive. But lets agree on one thing here, being a giant fat ass and having a stutter are two different animals. just saying.
 
2012-12-31 05:36:42 PM

highrye: ladykills82: MeanJean: KawaiiNot
I got insulted myself this week when I turned down this hot guy who was hitting on me.

I've never understood that. I've had guys tell me I'm gorgeous when they see my picture on a dating site, and if/when I politely turn them down I get insultedon my looks.

I'm not a goldfish. My memory lasts longer than three seconds, you know.

This happened to me recently as well...turned down talking to a guy on a dating website, and he tells me he 'doesn't like fat chicks anyway.' Sigh.

I would totally pull a white knight here but you sound fat.


Well, what can I say. We can't all sound thin.
 
2012-12-31 05:37:21 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: mitchcumstein1: Don't want to be called fat? Lose weight.

/No shiat, just because you're surrounded by actor and actress kiss asses who salivate at your every word and wish, that doesn't make you any less tubby.  You're fat, your ass is fat, and you have big fat knockers. Not that the last one is a deal breaker, but i really don't wanna be in a 69 with a chick who's ass cheeks look like her dimples moved down to her butt and had a litter of puppies.  You're tubby, and oversensitive, lose weight or get over yourself. Better yet, just stfu..


Kill yourself.

What? Oh, c'mon, don't be so sensitive! Just kill yourself. Better yet, just STFU.
 
2012-12-31 05:40:33 PM

MeanJean: Wambu

That's the before picture. The first one I posted is the "after" picture from her weight loss. That's how she looks now. That's how she looked last week when she was called "fat".


Who's on first?
 
2012-12-31 05:40:36 PM
rubinesque at best
 
2012-12-31 05:40:42 PM
If you think you are overweight and would like to lose weight for the sake of your health or appearance, do this.

Take in less calories than you burn. Eat once a day, drink water with every meal and no other liquid. Walk as many places as you can.

You'll feel like sh* for two weeks then you'll start to feel amazin'.

It's really that simple and the rest is malarkey. Stay healthy.
 
2012-12-31 05:40:44 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Great Janitor: positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.

I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.

/Nice. So you're saying you threw a fit over someone you did ...


Yes, because when someone who works at a company that I want to spend my money at insults me, I'm in the wrong for wanting that person punished. A person who does not know how to treat other people with respect does not belong in a job where they deal with customers. I get insulted by the employee of a store, I have every right to complain. And no, complaining is not as you describe it, throwing a fit because my feelings got hurt. I was insulted, I was humiliated, I had the ONE thing I hate about myself that I was working to fix, thrown back in face because some punk kid thought it was funny.

As far as costing someone a job or not, I don't care. When I confronted the manager he was livid when I told him. As soon as I left his office the door closed and he proceeded to yell at the kid for what he said. There was no excuse for that behavior from employees to customers. And I hope that's a lesson he learned as he filled out his next job application.
 
2012-12-31 05:43:55 PM

ladykills82: highrye: ladykills82: MeanJean: KawaiiNot
I got insulted myself this week when I turned down this hot guy who was hitting on me.

I've never understood that. I've had guys tell me I'm gorgeous when they see my picture on a dating site, and if/when I politely turn them down I get insultedon my looks.

I'm not a goldfish. My memory lasts longer than three seconds, you know.

This happened to me recently as well...turned down talking to a guy on a dating website, and he tells me he 'doesn't like fat chicks anyway.' Sigh.

I would totally pull a white knight here but you sound fat.

Well, what can I say. We can't all sound thin.


Wrong again. This is the internet. We can all sound thin, rich and beautiful if we like.
/Shoot, I had to be at the gym 26 minutes ago...
 
2012-12-31 05:44:48 PM

MeanJean: Great Janitor
What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.

Good for you!

Now I wonder if all the farkers who sneered that this woman should lose weight if she didn't want to be called "fat" will insist that you should've worked harder to correct your stutter  if you didn't want people making fun of it.

Nah.


I think you s-s-shouls sh-sh-shut the fark up
 
2012-12-31 05:45:26 PM
Bit O Gristle
/Nice. So you're saying you threw a fit over someone you didn't know saying something that you've probably heard before, and instead of just letting it go like a reasonable adult, you threw yourself on the floor and screamed and kicked until you got your petty revenge by making the guy lose his job. How about just demanding an apology from the guy? Sure, it was a ass thing to do, but you cost him his job. Jeez..grow a pair and quit with the drama. You'll live longer.

I worked in retail for seven years, and I dealt with some shiatty customers. But I think the firing was more than warrented. Rude, obnoxious employees should be fired, and nothing is more obnoxious than taunting someone like a grade school bully for a stammer.

One you can help by exercise, and the other you really cant. Or you can..but it's very very difficult.

Some folks have difficulty with excercising due to various physical problems unrelated to their being fat. Some people can't afford a gym or find the time to exercise due to a difficult work schedule.

My point being (not to you personally, but to everyone)...don't rip into fat people for being fat unless you know their circumstances.
 
2012-12-31 05:45:27 PM
cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2012-12-31 05:46:54 PM
media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-12-31 05:47:42 PM
See, the problem is, after generations of refining our bodies and genetic learning processes with the ability to go further on less, we have also learned to create preservable food supplies, available 24/7, seasons notwithstanding, beyond the wildest dreams of plenty that were unheard of only 200 years ago. We have also created a society where admitting you're lonely is a lot like admitting you have the plague, so we eat to comfort ourselves. It's a nasty mix and it takes work to not fall down that hole.
 
2012-12-31 05:53:01 PM
img20.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-31 05:53:48 PM
In other news... Calling a pig fat insults the pig.
 
2012-12-31 05:55:04 PM

MadAzza: Bit'O'Gristle: mitchcumstein1: Don't want to be called fat? Lose weight.

/No shiat, just because you're surrounded by actor and actress kiss asses who salivate at your every word and wish, that doesn't make you any less tubby.  You're fat, your ass is fat, and you have big fat knockers. Not that the last one is a deal breaker, but i really don't wanna be in a 69 with a chick who's ass cheeks look like her dimples moved down to her butt and had a litter of puppies.  You're tubby, and oversensitive, lose weight or get over yourself. Better yet, just stfu..

Kill yourself.

What? Oh, c'mon, don't be so sensitive! Just kill yourself. Better yet, just STFU.


i1353.photobucket.com /Thanks for playing, And happy New year. :))
 
2012-12-31 05:58:28 PM

MeanJean: Bit O Gristle
/Nice. So you're saying you threw a fit over someone you didn't know saying something that you've probably heard before, and instead of just letting it go like a reasonable adult, you threw yourself on the floor and screamed and kicked until you got your petty revenge by making the guy lose his job. How about just demanding an apology from the guy? Sure, it was a ass thing to do, but you cost him his job. Jeez..grow a pair and quit with the drama. You'll live longer.

I worked in retail for seven years, and I dealt with some shiatty customers. But I think the firing was more than warrented. Rude, obnoxious employees should be fired, and nothing is more obnoxious than taunting someone like a grade school bully for a stammer.

One you can help by exercise, and the other you really cant. Or you can..but it's very very difficult.

Some folks have difficulty with excercising due to various physical problems unrelated to their being fat. Some people can't afford a gym or find the time to exercise due to a difficult work schedule.

My point being (not to you personally, but to everyone)...don't rip into fat people for being fat unless you know their circumstances.


/true, and i would never ever call someone fat or make fun of a speech impediment to a person. I totally agree, i just think the guy didn't deserve to lose his job. Pay loss, a few weeks off sure, and a apology. That would be enough for most people.
 
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