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(Jalopnik)   In this week's edition of stupid things written on receipts: Valet marks actress on her parking ticket as "fat"   (jalopnik.com ) divider line
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2012-12-31 12:19:55 PM  
I would think flashing a $20 and a simple, "Oh wait, I don't tip farking morons who call me fat," would be appropriate. (Also would probably solve the problem.) Don't get all worked up about it, Chubs.
 
2012-12-31 12:43:04 PM  
Don't want to be called fat? Lose weight.
 
2012-12-31 02:09:58 PM  
Oh look, a situation that could have been avoided had the valet-monkey had enough sense to ask for a name rather than jump towards a descriptor.
 
2012-12-31 03:25:06 PM  
Well...she is. And not even just by actress standards.
 
2012-12-31 03:35:23 PM  
She acts fat.
 
2012-12-31 03:36:08 PM  
The kid couldn't remember how to spell zaftig.
 
2012-12-31 03:36:27 PM  
And she cried buttery tears the entire drive home.
 
2012-12-31 03:58:04 PM  
Why is he writing a description on a ticket she's going to be holding on to? And/or, why is he handing her the corresponding ticket he used to match up the car to her?
 
2012-12-31 04:28:55 PM  
Things I learned when I was 10, #145:

Someone calls you fat. Good for them, get over it.
 
2012-12-31 04:29:37 PM  
She fat.
 
2012-12-31 04:32:09 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Don't want to be called fat? Lose weight.


/No shiat, just because you're surrounded by actor and actress kiss asses who salivate at your every word and wish, that doesn't make you any less tubby.  You're fat, your ass is fat, and you have big fat knockers. Not that the last one is a deal breaker, but i really don't wanna be in a 69 with a chick who's ass cheeks look like her dimples moved down to her butt and had a litter of puppies.  You're tubby, and oversensitive, lose weight or get over yourself. Better yet, just stfu..
 
2012-12-31 04:32:10 PM  
Fat women shouldn't be ridiculed. They should made love to, then ignored.
 
2012-12-31 04:33:41 PM  
I used to work as a valet. I was paid minimum wage plus tips. Given that in a hour I could make a hundred dollars in tips (holiday season, guys with money want to impress their girlfriends by tipping the valets nicely), I never did anything that could potentially piss off or offend someone.

The valet should have been fired on the spot, there is no excuse for it.
 
2012-12-31 04:34:20 PM  
In a follow up email the company apologized and she was offered a gift card to a local restaurant - because they must assume she loves food - and free parking for a year.


yes, Fat people hate food.

I know I have a seething rage for the cheetoes and oreos that mouth raped me several times a day for years and years and years.


that reminds me, I'm out of cookies.
 
2012-12-31 04:34:25 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Fat women shouldn't be ridiculed. They should made love to, then ignored.


/well..don't ignore them before you get your "fat girl bj". They are good at that.
 
2012-12-31 04:34:37 PM  
dem boobs
 
2012-12-31 04:34:52 PM  
He could stand to lose a few pounds.
 
2012-12-31 04:35:03 PM  

nicoffeine: Things I learned when I was 10, #145:

Someone calls you fat. Good for them, get over it Kill them.

 
2012-12-31 04:36:15 PM  
Maybe he saw this picture.
i.imgur.com
Nobody farks like a fat girl, so there's that.
 
2012-12-31 04:37:40 PM  
we did this all the time when I was waiting tables add and catering hall. when you took the order, you picked someone easily identifiable to start with, then went around the table clock wise. you would then right on the order ticket the identifying information: "woman in red", "bald guy", "fat/blue", etc.

that way, if someone else had to deliver the table orders, they knew who got what and so forth. it looks to the customer a lot more professional than repeatedly asking "okay, who got the fish?"

oh yeah, one more thing: you would never write this on something the customer would ever -- EVER -- see. who knew that last bit needed to be explained to anyone ever?
 
2012-12-31 04:38:51 PM  

wambu: Maybe he saw this picture.
[i.imgur.com image 178x300]
Nobody farks like a fat girl, so there's that.


They certainly are... eh... appreciative.
 
2012-12-31 04:39:35 PM  
In a follow up email the company apologized and she was offered a gift card to a local restaurant - because they must assume she loves food - and free parking for a year. Peoples says she wants the guy fired

1. - It ain't easy to remember who drives what car, all night.

2. - You're fat. He used that and your dress to remember you by.

3. - Take the free food and parking. You're chunky AND arrogant and bitter, vain and vindictive doesn't help. And that that stupid f*cking saddle ring off your forehead. This ain't 1917 and you ain't Theda Bara.
 
2012-12-31 04:42:31 PM  

Great Janitor: I used to work as a valet. I was paid minimum wage plus tips. Given that in a hour I could make a hundred dollars in tips (holiday season, guys with money want to impress their girlfriends by tipping the valets nicely), I never did anything that could potentially piss off or offend someone.

The valet should have been fired on the spot, there is no excuse for it.


Hi, please explain how the papparazzi and/or the victim ended up with the parking location's portion of the slip/ticket.
 
2012-12-31 04:42:44 PM  
She is fat. What is the issue?
 
2012-12-31 04:43:13 PM  
There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:
www.nation.com.pk

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
img.gawkerassets.com

You're either gay or lying.
 
2012-12-31 04:43:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-31 04:44:52 PM  
Sorry, but this is the start of the revolution. The one where we tell fat people they are fat and help them become normal people.
 
2012-12-31 04:44:58 PM  
Wambu

That's the before picture. The first one I posted is the "after" picture from her weight loss. That's how she looks now. That's how she looked last week when she was called "fat".
 
2012-12-31 04:46:20 PM  
Stop being fat and people won't call you fat, fattie.
 
2012-12-31 04:48:20 PM  
So, if she doesn't think she's overweight, why is she losing weight?
 
2012-12-31 04:48:30 PM  

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:
[www.nation.com.pk image 480x360]

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.


Hitting is one thing, dating is another. Actresses are absolutely mind-numbing to engage in conversation with. They're like a black hole sucking in all attention. This is exacerbated by prattling on at length about crap that either doesn't matter or show a crapload of ignorance of.

/broad strokes!
//almost as fun as the vinegar kind
 
2012-12-31 04:48:36 PM  

MeanJean: You're either gay or lying.


deniskitchen.com

"Ah has spoken!"



Look, yeah, I mean she ain't fat in pic two and she ain't quite critical mass in pic 1, but valets don't eat much. Maybe to him, Kate Moss is fat. Either way, he should have thought before using that as a way to remember her, yeah, but he gets fired? Nah.
 
2012-12-31 04:49:11 PM  
Lay off the chunky chew.
 
2012-12-31 04:49:59 PM  

MeanJean: And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.


Let me put it to you this way. If she walked into a gay bar by mistake, it would never occur to anybody that that was female.
 
2012-12-31 04:52:05 PM  

bunner: In a follow up email the company apologized and she was offered a gift card to a local restaurant - because they must assume she loves food - and free parking for a year. Peoples says she wants the guy fired

1. - It ain't easy to remember who drives what car, all night.

2. - You're fat. He used that and your dress to remember you by.

3. - Take the free food and parking. You're chunky AND arrogant and bitter, vain and vindictive doesn't help. And that that stupid f*cking saddle ring off your forehead. This ain't 1917 and you ain't Theda Bara.


She's an actress; it was a promo shot for a play, dumbass.
 
2012-12-31 04:53:31 PM  
Lotsa chronic assholism in here, damn...
 
2012-12-31 04:54:39 PM  

ski9600: Great Janitor: I used to work as a valet. I was paid minimum wage plus tips. Given that in a hour I could make a hundred dollars in tips (holiday season, guys with money want to impress their girlfriends by tipping the valets nicely), I never did anything that could potentially piss off or offend someone.

The valet should have been fired on the spot, there is no excuse for it.

Hi, please explain how the papparazzi and/or the victim ended up with the parking location's portion of the slip/ticket.


When I was a valet, when someone would park a car, we'd take a double ticket, one goes to the driver of the car, the other with the valet. When the car was parked and the valet returned to the valet stand with all the car keys, the ticket that the valet had would go onto the key ring with the car keys. When the car was dropped off, typically the ticket would still be on the key ring. Thus explaining how this woman got both.

There is no reason why anything should have been written on the ticket beyond simply the licence plate number of the car that was parked (makes it a lot simpler when the key ring has the keys for two different makes of cars on it).
 
2012-12-31 04:54:42 PM  

Allen. The end.: She's an actress; it was a promo shot for a play, dumbass.


Your mom's a dumbass. Did I win? Did the play call for her to put on 40 Lb? Were you there for that, too? She's not going to go out with you.
 
2012-12-31 04:55:20 PM  

Great Janitor: I used to work as a valet. I was paid minimum wage plus tips. Given that in a hour I could make a hundred dollars in tips (holiday season, guys with money want to impress their girlfriends by tipping the valets nicely), I never did anything that could potentially piss off or offend someone.

The valet should have been fired on the spot, there is no excuse for it.


did valet as a second/third job at a busy as hell Italian Restaurant with a teeny-tiny parking lot where you packed them in like sardines. no tickets, they handed you the keys and gave you a description and you ran like hell. no pay, got tips. ate for free. stayed thin. saved up a bundle, no time to piss it away. it's good to be young.

if that fellow had been on my crew i would have him fired on the spot and ask the owner to comp her meal. that is one good looking woman. she's not fat. she's roxy. she's voluptous. she's got some real estate worth looking over. mouth to arse first date, i aim to please. the rest of you are wimps. dad taught me young you never turn down a woman's favor and you make her glad she shaved her legs. yum yum eat 'em up.

/ short, tall, thin, chunky
// krispykritter makes em howl like a monkey
 
2012-12-31 04:55:21 PM  

Allen. The end.: Lotsa chronic assholism in here, damn...


We're trying to get the new year started off right.

/And, welcome to fark.
 
2012-12-31 04:56:28 PM  
The Jami Turman Fan Club
Let me put it to you this way. If she walked into a gay bar by mistake, it would never occur to anybody that that was female.

What? This has just taken a turn for the bizarre. Fat, okay, I can see why you'd say that from the pre-weight loss pictures. But mannish? The fark?
 
2012-12-31 04:57:02 PM  
The valet was a dork, she's a vindictive b*tch and the endless, dime store, pissy vanity is as evident here as anywhere in Hollywood. Fancy that. Harsh words at the humiliation farm.
 
2012-12-31 04:58:04 PM  

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:


Seriously. Farkers need to get out of their basements more often.
 
2012-12-31 04:58:22 PM  
Eh, she's doable in the before picture, I don't mind some zaftig women from time to time, and they're a hell of a lot more fun to cuddle with after, big ol'tittay in hand.

I can understand writing something down to keep track of what the actual owner of vehicle looks like or is wearing so you don't get things mixed up, but FFS don't do it on something the customer will see you tard!
 
2012-12-31 04:58:23 PM  
How about "1920s prostitute?"
 
2012-12-31 04:58:28 PM  

bunner: Harsh words at the humiliation fat farm.

/FTFY
 
2012-12-31 04:58:47 PM  
MeanJean: There's at least 50 pounds more on the second picture. Just look at the arms. Give me a break. And she could have just tossed the damn ticket in the garbage after she got her car back. Instead she advertises it to the world.
 
2012-12-31 04:59:02 PM  
Actually relevant
 
2012-12-31 04:59:08 PM  
You really expect a valet to know how to spell Rubenesque?
 
2012-12-31 04:59:24 PM  
It it is an adjective that describes you, don't take offense.
 
2012-12-31 04:59:42 PM  

Phony_Soldier: bunner: Harsh words at the humiliation fat farm.
/FTFY


Well, THANKS, man! : )
 
2012-12-31 04:59:57 PM  
You can add biatchy, overly sensitive and vindictive to that tag now too...
 
2012-12-31 05:00:05 PM  

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:
[www.nation.com.pk image 480x360]

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.


Wrong. She has an odor problem. You can tell by the facial features.
 
2012-12-31 05:00:11 PM  

fusillade762: MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:

Seriously. Farkers need to get out of their basements more often.


Yeah, she isn't fat. She doesn't need to lose weight. She's great just the way she is. What a pretty pretty princess, a precious snowflake. Why is she trying to lose weight when she's perfect the way she is?
 
2012-12-31 05:01:01 PM  

MeanJean: The Jami Turman Fan Club
Let me put it to you this way. If she walked into a gay bar by mistake, it would never occur to anybody that that was female.

What? This has just taken a turn for the bizarre. Fat, okay, I can see why you'd say that from the pre-weight loss pictures. But mannish? The fark?


eh, I agree with him. I think it's more her arms in that pose than anything else, Them's some killer guns.
 
2012-12-31 05:03:11 PM  
I'm just tired of all the dipwads braying about how "THEY LOVE AND RESPECT THEMSELVES AND ARE PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY THINKS" who promptly lose their rag when somebody don't agree. And yeah, the valet was a weenie, but for chrissakes, don't fire him over it. Even stupid people are allowed one f*ck up once, and have to pay for food and shelter.
 
2012-12-31 05:04:40 PM  

MeanJean: And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
You're either gay or lying.


She looks pretty

/ Pretty fat, I mean
 
2012-12-31 05:07:37 PM  
F Female
A Attractive
T....something or other
 
2012-12-31 05:07:46 PM  
All the valets have to do is come up with some kind of code word for "fat"; customers would never be the wiser and they'd have a good inside joke to entertain themselves.
 
2012-12-31 05:09:56 PM  
For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.
 
2012-12-31 05:13:20 PM  

Super Chronic: All the valets have to do is come up with some kind of code word for "fat"; customers would never be the wiser and they'd have a good inside joke to entertain themselves.


They are valets, not navajo indians.
 
2012-12-31 05:13:33 PM  

MeanJean: Wambu

That's the before picture. The first one I posted is the "after" picture from her weight loss. That's how she looks now. That's how she looked last week when she was called "fat".


I understood that.

I think she looked fine either way (less fat now), but that's me, not some pimply valet who probably chases those Biafra-skinny babes.
 
2012-12-31 05:13:36 PM  
she has great big tracks of land
 
2012-12-31 05:14:02 PM  

bunner: I'm just tired of all the dipwads braying about how "THEY LOVE AND RESPECT THEMSELVES AND ARE PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY THINKS" who promptly lose their rag when somebody don't agree. And yeah, the valet was a weenie, but for chrissakes, don't fire him over it. Even stupid people are allowed one f*ck up once, and have to pay for food and shelter.


/Agree, but the valet is not providing money to the business owner, the fat lady is. She gets butthurt? He loses his job to placate her.
 
2012-12-31 05:14:12 PM  
Fat drama queen is fat, drama queen.
 
2012-12-31 05:14:40 PM  
They found her car, so the description must have worked.
 
2012-12-31 05:16:25 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: bunner: I'm just tired of all the dipwads braying about how "THEY LOVE AND RESPECT THEMSELVES AND ARE PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY THINKS" who promptly lose their rag when somebody don't agree. And yeah, the valet was a weenie, but for chrissakes, don't fire him over it. Even stupid people are allowed one f*ck up once, and have to pay for food and shelter.

/Agree, but the valet is not providing money to the business owner, the fat lady is. She gets butthurt? He loses his job to placate her.


Well, actually, he kind of is. They pay to have their car parked. They already apologized and kissed her ass rosy pink.
 
2012-12-31 05:17:45 PM  
I got insulted myself this week when I turned down this hot guy who was hitting on me. Women don't need to be perfect to justify their existence or worth. Sometimes some "attractive" people can be ugly on the inside.

i1353.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-31 05:17:51 PM  
Quantum Apostrophe
There's at least 50 pounds more on the second picture. Just look at the arms. Give me a break. And she could have just tossed the damn ticket in the garbage after she got her car back. Instead she advertises it to the world.

If you'd bothered to actually read what I wrote, you'd see that the first picture is what she looks like now, after her weight loss. The second picture is a "before" picture.

The incident took place last week, so she looked like the first picture, not the second one.
 
2012-12-31 05:19:53 PM  
She's not the kind of actress that IMDB has any record on. Maybe we should ask a nutritionist if she's fat. Or is this about control over one's own image, or one's right to live unquestioned in a false reality?
 
2012-12-31 05:20:17 PM  
One more blown to Epic Proportions™, tempest in a teapot fandango in the snarling "who gets to dis who" wars. Not an adult in sight.
 
2012-12-31 05:21:11 PM  

positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.


I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.
 
2012-12-31 05:21:49 PM  
I'd love to see that one in court.

Her: "I demand a big settlement because he called me FAT!"

Judge: "What exactly is your BMI?"
 
2012-12-31 05:22:54 PM  
I'm fat. I know that I am fat. You telling me I'm fat isn't a newsflash, nor is it the height of wit.

Sure maybe he needed to use a descriptive to remind himself or his relief who got what car, but why be mean about it? Common courtesy isn't really all that hard.

I've never been a valet, though I have been a waitress in my teens, but I've also never felt the need to be intentionally insulting to someone who hasn't done anything other than exist in my space.
 
2012-12-31 05:24:16 PM  
KawaiiNot
I got insulted myself this week when I turned down this hot guy who was hitting on me.

I've never understood that. I've had guys tell me I'm gorgeous when they see my picture on a dating site, and if/when I politely turn them down I get insultedon my looks.

I'm not a goldfish. My memory lasts longer than three seconds, you know.

Women don't need to be perfect to justify their existence or worth.

Indeed. And even if someone is fat, there is such a thing as tact, you know.

Would you all support this valet if he referred to a guy with an acne problem about as "pimply guy" on the ticket? Its just plain rude.
 
2012-12-31 05:25:03 PM  
blog.moviepostershop.com

Because she is a disgusting fatbody!
 
2012-12-31 05:26:24 PM  

MeanJean: KawaiiNot
I got insulted myself this week when I turned down this hot guy who was hitting on me.

I've never understood that. I've had guys tell me I'm gorgeous when they see my picture on a dating site, and if/when I politely turn them down I get insultedon my looks.

I'm not a goldfish. My memory lasts longer than three seconds, you know.


This happened to me recently as well...turned down talking to a guy on a dating website, and he tells me he 'doesn't like fat chicks anyway.' Sigh.
 
2012-12-31 05:26:27 PM  
quickweightloss.net

I'd parallel park it.
 
2012-12-31 05:27:41 PM  
Great Janitor
What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.

Good for you!

Now I wonder if all the farkers who sneered that this woman should lose weight if she didn't want to be called "fat" will insist that you should've worked harder to correct your stutter  if you didn't want people making fun of it.

Nah.
 
2012-12-31 05:31:30 PM  

Great Janitor: positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.

I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.


/Nice. So you're saying you threw a fit over someone you didn't know saying something that you've probably heard before, and instead of just letting it go like a reasonable adult, you threw yourself on the floor and screamed and kicked until you got your petty revenge by making the guy lose his job. How about just demanding an apology from the guy? Sure, it was a ass thing to do, but you cost him his job. Jeez..grow a pair and quit with the drama. You'll live longer.
 
2012-12-31 05:31:38 PM  
LadyKills82

This happened to me recently as well...turned down talking to a guy on a dating website, and he tells me he 'doesn't like fat chicks anyway.' Sigh.

Its amazing when they are convinced the insult will sting when they were JUST EAGERLY PURSUING YOU A MOMENT AGO.

Its more insulting to my intelligence than my looks when they do that.
 
2012-12-31 05:33:42 PM  

bunner: In a follow up email the company apologized and she was offered a gift card to a local restaurant - because they must assume she loves food - and free parking for a year. Peoples says she wants the guy fired

1. - It ain't easy to remember who drives what car, all night.



Isn't that the purpose of the valet ticket? You know, the thing that has the same identifying number on the stub that you hand to the dude so he knows what keys belong to what car?
 
2012-12-31 05:33:42 PM  

ladykills82: MeanJean: KawaiiNot
I got insulted myself this week when I turned down this hot guy who was hitting on me.

I've never understood that. I've had guys tell me I'm gorgeous when they see my picture on a dating site, and if/when I politely turn them down I get insultedon my looks.

I'm not a goldfish. My memory lasts longer than three seconds, you know.

This happened to me recently as well...turned down talking to a guy on a dating website, and he tells me he 'doesn't like fat chicks anyway.' Sigh.


I would totally pull a white knight here but you sound fat.
 
2012-12-31 05:36:28 PM  

MeanJean: Great Janitor
What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.

Good for you!

Now I wonder if all the farkers who sneered that this woman should lose weight if she didn't want to be called "fat" will insist that you should've worked harder to correct your stutter  if you didn't want people making fun of it.

Nah.


/Not true, being a lardass and having a stuttering problem are two different things. One you can help by exercise, and the other you really cant. Or you can..but it's very very difficult. I would never make fun of a fat lady by calling her fat, or writing that on a paper she would see. Nor would i make fun of a person who stutters, as they can't help it, and that would be very insensitive. But lets agree on one thing here, being a giant fat ass and having a stutter are two different animals. just saying.
 
2012-12-31 05:36:42 PM  

highrye: ladykills82: MeanJean: KawaiiNot
I got insulted myself this week when I turned down this hot guy who was hitting on me.

I've never understood that. I've had guys tell me I'm gorgeous when they see my picture on a dating site, and if/when I politely turn them down I get insultedon my looks.

I'm not a goldfish. My memory lasts longer than three seconds, you know.

This happened to me recently as well...turned down talking to a guy on a dating website, and he tells me he 'doesn't like fat chicks anyway.' Sigh.

I would totally pull a white knight here but you sound fat.


Well, what can I say. We can't all sound thin.
 
2012-12-31 05:37:21 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: mitchcumstein1: Don't want to be called fat? Lose weight.

/No shiat, just because you're surrounded by actor and actress kiss asses who salivate at your every word and wish, that doesn't make you any less tubby.  You're fat, your ass is fat, and you have big fat knockers. Not that the last one is a deal breaker, but i really don't wanna be in a 69 with a chick who's ass cheeks look like her dimples moved down to her butt and had a litter of puppies.  You're tubby, and oversensitive, lose weight or get over yourself. Better yet, just stfu..


Kill yourself.

What? Oh, c'mon, don't be so sensitive! Just kill yourself. Better yet, just STFU.
 
2012-12-31 05:40:33 PM  

MeanJean: Wambu

That's the before picture. The first one I posted is the "after" picture from her weight loss. That's how she looks now. That's how she looked last week when she was called "fat".


Who's on first?
 
2012-12-31 05:40:36 PM  
rubinesque at best
 
2012-12-31 05:40:42 PM  
If you think you are overweight and would like to lose weight for the sake of your health or appearance, do this.

Take in less calories than you burn. Eat once a day, drink water with every meal and no other liquid. Walk as many places as you can.

You'll feel like sh* for two weeks then you'll start to feel amazin'.

It's really that simple and the rest is malarkey. Stay healthy.
 
2012-12-31 05:40:44 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Great Janitor: positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.

I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.

/Nice. So you're saying you threw a fit over someone you did ...


Yes, because when someone who works at a company that I want to spend my money at insults me, I'm in the wrong for wanting that person punished. A person who does not know how to treat other people with respect does not belong in a job where they deal with customers. I get insulted by the employee of a store, I have every right to complain. And no, complaining is not as you describe it, throwing a fit because my feelings got hurt. I was insulted, I was humiliated, I had the ONE thing I hate about myself that I was working to fix, thrown back in face because some punk kid thought it was funny.

As far as costing someone a job or not, I don't care. When I confronted the manager he was livid when I told him. As soon as I left his office the door closed and he proceeded to yell at the kid for what he said. There was no excuse for that behavior from employees to customers. And I hope that's a lesson he learned as he filled out his next job application.
 
2012-12-31 05:43:55 PM  

ladykills82: highrye: ladykills82: MeanJean: KawaiiNot
I got insulted myself this week when I turned down this hot guy who was hitting on me.

I've never understood that. I've had guys tell me I'm gorgeous when they see my picture on a dating site, and if/when I politely turn them down I get insultedon my looks.

I'm not a goldfish. My memory lasts longer than three seconds, you know.

This happened to me recently as well...turned down talking to a guy on a dating website, and he tells me he 'doesn't like fat chicks anyway.' Sigh.

I would totally pull a white knight here but you sound fat.

Well, what can I say. We can't all sound thin.


Wrong again. This is the internet. We can all sound thin, rich and beautiful if we like.
/Shoot, I had to be at the gym 26 minutes ago...
 
2012-12-31 05:44:48 PM  

MeanJean: Great Janitor
What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.

Good for you!

Now I wonder if all the farkers who sneered that this woman should lose weight if she didn't want to be called "fat" will insist that you should've worked harder to correct your stutter  if you didn't want people making fun of it.

Nah.


I think you s-s-shouls sh-sh-shut the fark up
 
2012-12-31 05:45:26 PM  
Bit O Gristle
/Nice. So you're saying you threw a fit over someone you didn't know saying something that you've probably heard before, and instead of just letting it go like a reasonable adult, you threw yourself on the floor and screamed and kicked until you got your petty revenge by making the guy lose his job. How about just demanding an apology from the guy? Sure, it was a ass thing to do, but you cost him his job. Jeez..grow a pair and quit with the drama. You'll live longer.

I worked in retail for seven years, and I dealt with some shiatty customers. But I think the firing was more than warrented. Rude, obnoxious employees should be fired, and nothing is more obnoxious than taunting someone like a grade school bully for a stammer.

One you can help by exercise, and the other you really cant. Or you can..but it's very very difficult.

Some folks have difficulty with excercising due to various physical problems unrelated to their being fat. Some people can't afford a gym or find the time to exercise due to a difficult work schedule.

My point being (not to you personally, but to everyone)...don't rip into fat people for being fat unless you know their circumstances.
 
2012-12-31 05:45:27 PM  
cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2012-12-31 05:46:54 PM  
media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-12-31 05:47:42 PM  
See, the problem is, after generations of refining our bodies and genetic learning processes with the ability to go further on less, we have also learned to create preservable food supplies, available 24/7, seasons notwithstanding, beyond the wildest dreams of plenty that were unheard of only 200 years ago. We have also created a society where admitting you're lonely is a lot like admitting you have the plague, so we eat to comfort ourselves. It's a nasty mix and it takes work to not fall down that hole.
 
2012-12-31 05:53:01 PM  
img20.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-31 05:53:48 PM  
In other news... Calling a pig fat insults the pig.
 
2012-12-31 05:55:04 PM  

MadAzza: Bit'O'Gristle: mitchcumstein1: Don't want to be called fat? Lose weight.

/No shiat, just because you're surrounded by actor and actress kiss asses who salivate at your every word and wish, that doesn't make you any less tubby.  You're fat, your ass is fat, and you have big fat knockers. Not that the last one is a deal breaker, but i really don't wanna be in a 69 with a chick who's ass cheeks look like her dimples moved down to her butt and had a litter of puppies.  You're tubby, and oversensitive, lose weight or get over yourself. Better yet, just stfu..

Kill yourself.

What? Oh, c'mon, don't be so sensitive! Just kill yourself. Better yet, just STFU.


i1353.photobucket.com /Thanks for playing, And happy New year. :))
 
2012-12-31 05:58:28 PM  

MeanJean: Bit O Gristle
/Nice. So you're saying you threw a fit over someone you didn't know saying something that you've probably heard before, and instead of just letting it go like a reasonable adult, you threw yourself on the floor and screamed and kicked until you got your petty revenge by making the guy lose his job. How about just demanding an apology from the guy? Sure, it was a ass thing to do, but you cost him his job. Jeez..grow a pair and quit with the drama. You'll live longer.

I worked in retail for seven years, and I dealt with some shiatty customers. But I think the firing was more than warrented. Rude, obnoxious employees should be fired, and nothing is more obnoxious than taunting someone like a grade school bully for a stammer.

One you can help by exercise, and the other you really cant. Or you can..but it's very very difficult.

Some folks have difficulty with excercising due to various physical problems unrelated to their being fat. Some people can't afford a gym or find the time to exercise due to a difficult work schedule.

My point being (not to you personally, but to everyone)...don't rip into fat people for being fat unless you know their circumstances.


/true, and i would never ever call someone fat or make fun of a speech impediment to a person. I totally agree, i just think the guy didn't deserve to lose his job. Pay loss, a few weeks off sure, and a apology. That would be enough for most people.
 
2012-12-31 05:58:30 PM  

Great Janitor: positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.

I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.


That's all, folks!
 
2012-12-31 05:58:56 PM  
I'm not getting a listing at IMDB for this thespian Sharyn. Perhaps her sister SanDeE can tell me what work she's done.
 
2012-12-31 06:03:42 PM  
What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?

/They're fun to ride until your friends see you on them!
 
2012-12-31 06:05:34 PM  
Fat actress thread and no mention of Christina Hendricks? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-12-31 06:05:54 PM  

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:

You're either gay or lying.


Having standards does not make one gay.
 
2012-12-31 06:07:29 PM  

MeanJean:

Would you all support this valet if he referred to a guy with an acne problem about as "pimply guy" on the ticket? Its just plain rude.


I know. "Zit face" is much more succinct.
 
2012-12-31 06:08:37 PM  
I'm putting this whole thread in jail for egregious violations of the Wheaton Rule. Sheesh.
 
2012-12-31 06:09:25 PM  

Great Janitor: When I confronted the manager he was livid when I told him. As soon as I left his office the door closed and he proceeded to yell at the kid for what he said.


Of course he was pissed. He just had to spend 10 minutes listening to you complain when a normal person could have done it in 2.
 
2012-12-31 06:09:49 PM  

phrenicmonkey: I'm not getting a listing at IMDB for this thespian Sharyn. Perhaps her sister SanDeE can tell me what work she's done.


No, see, this is her breakout rôle. It's not often that you get a chance to play a no-name, fame-hungry actress desperately chasing attention.
 
2012-12-31 06:10:30 PM  
How do you fark a fat chick?

/roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
 
2012-12-31 06:14:07 PM  
she is.

still shouldn't have written it. Never leave evidence
 
2012-12-31 06:14:54 PM  
What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club?

Alone.
 
2012-12-31 06:15:26 PM  
I'll take fat over toe thumbs any day
 
2012-12-31 06:20:28 PM  

TonyDanza: Great Janitor: When I confronted the manager he was livid when I told him. As soon as I left his office the door closed and he proceeded to yell at the kid for what he said.

Of course he was pissed. He just had to spend 10 minutes listening to you complain when a normal person could have done it in 2.


I live in Texas and I have been told I have a British accent (though I've lived here since 1991...mostly) and I used to stutter. To be honest, the fact that I was ever able to communicate verbally with ANYONE in this state is impressive.
 
2012-12-31 06:23:53 PM  
FAT is valet shorthand for "Fantastic At Tipping". I know because I just made it up.
 
2012-12-31 06:26:17 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: bunner: I'm just tired of all the dipwads braying about how "THEY LOVE AND RESPECT THEMSELVES AND ARE PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY THINKS" who promptly lose their rag when somebody don't agree. And yeah, the valet was a weenie, but for chrissakes, don't fire him over it. Even stupid people are allowed one f*ck up once, and have to pay for food and shelter.

/Agree, but the valet is not providing money to the business owner, the fat lady is. She gets butthurt? He loses his job to placate her.



Yeah follow the logic.

You, (the valet) farked up and lost me(the restaurant owner) a customer

Her(the customer) I need. You(the valet) I can replace in an instant.

Besides , you've (the valet) have already shown that you are stupid. Why would I (the restaurant owner) keep you around?

I
 
2012-12-31 06:28:44 PM  

Jake Steed: What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club?

Alone.


Easy pickens
 
2012-12-31 06:35:42 PM  
best work stories EVAR are from my valet days in OC (circa '83)

/beaver shots
//tasty roaches
///beaver shots
 
2012-12-31 06:37:15 PM  
What type of actress is she?

I am assuming BBW porn.
 
2012-12-31 06:40:59 PM  
Can I call her fat, just because she is an immature diva that needs to accept that the opinions of stupid people is immature.

Show some grace you hog.
 
2012-12-31 06:44:11 PM  
next time instead of "fat" write the word "biatch" both adjectives perfectly describe her.

Had he not written some identifiers on the ticket, what if they had lost it, gotten her and her car confused with someone else... she'd still biatch. Moral of the story is there is no pleasing a fat chick. After all, they are fat.

Gift card for food was hilarious and awesome.

Article says she wants the kid fired? -- for what? if I made 8 dollars an hour as a monkey boy for rich people I'd have some fun too. Being fat is a choice -- sure there might be medical obstacles in the way, but if you don't want to be called fat anymore, rustle up some farking willpower and put the donut down.

There is a reason medical science has a normal healthy BMI -- if you go over it, you are fat. Deal with it.

I'm 6'1 205lbs, semi-athletic, but by official scientific methods I'm fat. *shrugs*

Fark this coont
 
2012-12-31 06:45:01 PM  

Great Janitor: positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.

I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.


I sincerely hope that's trolling and not a real story. If it is real, you're as much a special snowflake as this non-fat woman (recent photos from the weight loss site and posted all over the web show that the more..."voluptuous" photo is, in fact, prior to her 51 pound weight loss. She's not only not fat, she's not even overweight!). You're both vain, arrogant idiots who need to grow the fark up in my opinion.

Granted, I can be as arrogant as any so-called actor when I choose to be, but I do sometimes stutter, slur my speech when completely sober, lose my ability to find the right words to express myself, forget my address/phone number, and suffer other effects of a brain injury that impair my ability to function as a normal adult. Rather than throw a hissy fit when someone reacts in a manner that I find even more humiliating than not being able to function on the level of a typical seven year old in public, I simply smile, apologize for the holdup, and explain that I hit my head a little too hard one too many times and so now simple things that people take for granted can sometimes be very difficult for me--so would they mind please bearing with me a moment.

It's not rocket surgery to treat others with respect, especially when you demand that they treat you with respect. The fact that someone works in the service industry is not a license to treat them like shiat and be an utter asshole to them when they make the same mistakes we've all made a thousand times over. They're human beings, too--often very young human beings. You do not educate young people by behaving exactly like them.
 
2012-12-31 06:51:09 PM  
accelerus
There is a reason medical science has a normal healthy BMI -- if you go over it, you are fat. Deal with it.
I'm 6'1 205lbs, semi-athletic, but by official scientific methods I'm fat. *shrugs*


I have heard BMI is meant as a number for the masses, not for one person. My number is pretty close to yours, but I don't feel fat.

/If you don't want to pay for a BMI test, take this one.

Link
 
2012-12-31 06:51:56 PM  
Whole lotta fatty hate in this thread.

Does that make me sound fat?

i181.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-31 06:52:10 PM  
Does anyone really give a Fark what valets think of them?

Oh you think I'm fat? Cool, you're wearing a vest and fetching cars for a living, go get my farking car and maybe I'll be generous and give you a ten instead of a five.
 
2012-12-31 06:56:44 PM  

Aigoo: Great Janitor: positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.

I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.

I sincerely hope that's trolling and not a real story. If it is real, you're as much a special snowflake as this non-fat woman (recent photos from the weight loss site and posted all over the web show that the more..."voluptuous" photo is, in fact, prior to her 51 pound weight loss. She's not only not fat, she's not even overweight!). You're both vain, arrogant idiots who need to grow the fark up in my opinion.

Granted, I can be as arrogant as any so-called actor when I choose to be, but I do sometimes stutter, slur my speech when completely sober, lose my ability to find the right words to express myself, forget my address/phone number, and suffer other effects of a brain injury that impair my ability to function as a normal adult. Rather than throw a hissy fit when someone reacts in a manner that I find even more humiliating than not being able to function on the level of a typical seven year old in public, I simply smile, apologize for the holdup, and explain that I hit my head a little too hard one too many times and so now simple things that people take for granted can sometimes be very difficult for me--so would they mind please bearing with me a moment.

It's not rocket surgery to treat others with respect, especially when you demand that they treat you with respect. The fact that someone works in the service industry is not a license to treat them like shiat and be an utter asshole to them when they make the same mistakes we've all made a thousand times over. They're human beings, too--often very young human beings. You do not educate young people by behaving exactly like them.


No, it really happened. When a person in the service industry mocks a person, for any reason, that is not acceptable. Pure and simple. I would never consider doing it to anyone. I was not being an utter asshole to him, as you accuse me of doing, I was the one who he chose to shiat upon. Actions have consequences, he mocked me for a problem that I had that I was working on controlling, a problem that I had since I was a small child. It was not a mistake to mock me when I stuttered. That was a choice he made, and it was the choice I made to go to his manager and complain.

But no, let's pretend that those in the service industry are untouchable and we must constantly ignore them when they insult customers.
 
2012-12-31 06:57:02 PM  
I never really understood the whole "valet" thing. You want me to give control of the second-most expensive thing I own to a guy who has to wear a little red vest and stand outside in the rain beside a little wooden box so I don't have to spend five minutes parking it myself and walking back to the entrance?

Uh... no. As far as I'm concerned you're just somebody who was too incompetent to get a real job and too lazy to sell shiat door to door so you cannot have my car even for five minutes.
 
2012-12-31 06:58:46 PM  
This cracked me up.


I did something similar when I was 20. I wrote "little old lady" on a slip of paper that had the combo to the locker of said "little old lady" who forgot the combo of her locker in the span of taking a shower at the health club I was working. I would have delivered it myself if I was a woman. I wrote it that way, cause that was what the woman coming from the locker room said to me, and I didn't think anything of it... Next thing ya know I have some 80 something granny waving the piece of paper in the air yelling at the top of her lungs while 2 towels were falling off her. I was pretty mortified. Not by my mistake, but by the amount of eye bleach I would need to erase that sight from my memory. I did feel bad at first, but that was negated pretty quick after she started spouting nonsense about her knowing the owners and getting me fired for this outrage.


It may not have been intentional. Just let it go...

/Unless you are an attention whore, then carry on.
 
2012-12-31 07:00:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-31 07:18:02 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Great Janitor: positronica: For those of your wondering why anything describing the woman would need to be written on the ticket, one possible explanation is that the valet parking service she used didn't last all the way into the night, and the physical description was written so that the attendant could find people inside the venue and return their keys if that individual choose to stay in the venue past the end of the valet service. For example, there's some night clubs in my city that are attached to restaurants. The club stays open for an hour or two later than the restaurant. The valet service ends once the restaurant closes. At that time, the valet attendant will go into the club and look for anyone who used the valet service but has decided to stay late in the club, and he'll give their keys back and tell them where their car is parked. I could see an attendant writing a description down of each key owner on their ticket, in case he needs to find them later.

I've been in that situation before, and I can understand looking for a description. Still, writing fat and then giving her they keys with that written on it (at least take that part off the key ring) was a huge mistake.

What I am not understanding is all the hate for the woman. She's fat, does that make it right for those in customer service to call her that? Think about every physical thing you have about your body that you hate, that you feel self conscious about. Do you want that to be how the employees at the businesses you go to describe you as? I grew up with a horrible stuttering problem. I hated it. The one time an employee at a store mocked my stuttering I raised hell. I went to the manager and demanded he fired that employee at once or I was going to complain to both his district manager and the corporate office. I got an apology from the employee as well as the manager, and the manager promised me that the employee would be fired.

That's all, folks!


heh. t..t..t..t..t..t..t..today junior!
 
2012-12-31 07:22:47 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: I never really understood the whole "valet" thing. You want me to give control of the second-most expensive thing I own to a guy who has to wear a little red vest and stand outside in the rain beside a little wooden box so I don't have to spend five minutes parking it myself and walking back to the entrance?

Uh... no. As far as I'm concerned you're just somebody who was too incompetent to get a real job and too lazy to sell shiat door to door so you cannot have my car even for five minutes.


You are capable of parking the car yourself, no?
 
2012-12-31 07:22:56 PM  
Aigoo
You do not educate young people by behaving exactly like them.

Indeed. You educate them by showing them actions have consequences and not coddling an arrogant young prick.

Jake Steed

I live with my mom on the trolling efforts. Come on man, at least try to be original.
 
2012-12-31 07:23:14 PM  
i'm far from perfect, you know what comes with that? thick skin, grow some you pathetic whinney little pussies. that fugly coont demonstrated that she deserved to feel like shiat when when she went all butthurt snowflake after the fact. that goes for you too p..p...p.pp...pp..porky.
 
2012-12-31 07:32:59 PM  
Louisiana_Sitar_Club:

Bha!

I have officially laughed today.

/thx
 
2012-12-31 07:32:59 PM  
Ah, the unfortunate fat woman with small breasts. Sad.
 
2012-12-31 07:36:04 PM  

thisisarepeat: i'm far from perfect, you know what comes with that? thick skin, grow some you pathetic whinney little pussies. that fugly coont demonstrated that she deserved to feel like shiat when when she went all butthurt snowflake after the fact. that goes for you too p..p...p.pp...pp..porky.


having thick skin doesn't mean letting people get away with insulting you. Someone calls your mother fat, you don't look at your mother and tell her not to get offended. You respond. You really can't do much when someone on the street does it to you, but when it's someone who works at the place where you are a customer or client, then you have the right to complain. This woman had the right to complain, and she did. I had the right to complain when it happens to me, as I did.

I honestly can not believe there are people here who say "Someone insulted you, be an adult and ignore it. It was someone in a service industry you really shouldn't complain, just get over it." I go into a business, I expect to be treated a certain way. I get insulted by the staff, no matter how small, and I will complain.
 
2012-12-31 07:37:56 PM  

CujoQuarrel: Bit'O'Gristle: bunner: I'm just tired of all the dipwads braying about how "THEY LOVE AND RESPECT THEMSELVES AND ARE PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY THINKS" who promptly lose their rag when somebody don't agree. And yeah, the valet was a weenie, but for chrissakes, don't fire him over it. Even stupid people are allowed one f*ck up once, and have to pay for food and shelter.

/Agree, but the valet is not providing money to the business owner, the fat lady is. She gets butthurt? He loses his job to placate her.


Yeah follow the logic.

You, (the valet) farked up and lost me(the restaurant owner) a customer

Her(the customer) I need. You(the valet) I can replace in an instant.

Besides , you've (the valet) have already shown that you are stupid. Why would I (the restaurant owner) keep you around?

I


Like she is gonna walk a few extra blocks after parking it herself.
 
2012-12-31 07:56:43 PM  
They ARE fat. Why is that an insult? The insult is that he called them girls. They're grown WOMEN.
 
2012-12-31 07:58:46 PM  

js34603: Does anyone really give a Fark what valets think of them?

Oh you think I'm fat? Cool, you're wearing a vest and fetching cars for a living, go get my farking car and maybe I'll be generous and give you a ten instead of a five.


No shiat, eh? If a service monkey can make you feel bad about yourself, you've failed at life.

This whole thing is ridiculous. She's fat. The description fit.
 
2012-12-31 07:59:00 PM  
Last hotel I stayed at I went to the bar to get a beer and a burger. My tab noted me as "guy in a red shirt". I have a pretty decent beard, unkempt since March of last year. I was slightly amused that the tab made no mention of it.

The night before, at the bar with my bro in law, four strangers fondled my beard. Only one was a girl.

I guess my bro in law is a beard fondling enabler.
 
2012-12-31 08:01:26 PM  
"You call yourself, Fat Amy?"

"Yeah so twig biatches like you don't do it behind my back"
 
2012-12-31 08:02:58 PM  
I love this...

"I don't like it when people call me 'fat'"

"So lose some weight"

"HATE CRIMES!!! HATE CRIMES!!!"
 
2012-12-31 08:24:14 PM  
so when people are dicks to me irl the internet wants to hear about it? brace yourself
 
2012-12-31 08:26:46 PM  

WhippingBoy: I love this...

"I don't like it when people call me 'fat'"

"So lose some weight"

"HATE CRIMES!!! HATE CRIMES!!!"


What physical trait that isn't 100% up to snuff would you like to be referred to in public by strangers?
 
2012-12-31 08:27:08 PM  

WhippingBoy: I love this...

"I don't like it when people call me 'fat'"

"So lose some weight"

"HATE CRIMES!!! HATE CRIMES!!!"


Where and when did that happen?
 
2012-12-31 08:28:04 PM  

Great Janitor: thisisarepeat: i'm far from perfect, you know what comes with that? thick skin, grow some you pathetic whinney little pussies. that fugly coont demonstrated that she deserved to feel like shiat when when she went all butthurt snowflake after the fact. that goes for you too p..p...p.pp...pp..porky.

having thick skin doesn't mean letting people get away with insulting you. Someone calls your mother fat, you don't look at your mother and tell her not to get offended. You respond. You really can't do much when someone on the street does it to you, but when it's someone who works at the place where you are a customer or client, then you have the right to complain. This woman had the right to complain, and she did. I had the right to complain when it happens to me, as I did.

I honestly can not believe there are people here who say "Someone insulted you, be an adult and ignore it. It was someone in a service industry you really shouldn't complain, just get over it." I go into a business, I expect to be treated a certain way. I get insulted by the staff, no matter how small, and I will complain.


You keep bringing up "service industry", is it especially wrong for them because you consider yourself above them? if you don't like the service do something that hurts the business, like not giving them any more of your money. Balling to a manager because someone with an infinitely shiattier position in life than yourself, offended your oh so delicate sensibilities, sounds like something Paris Hilton would do. It makes people like myself regard you as someone that feels superior to everyone else. "How dare a plebe speak to me in such a manner!" You are just another worthless meat sack like the rest of humanity with the added detriment of coming off as an entitled princess. Is it wrong for people to say hurtful things to people for no reason? Absolutely. But the way you handle it speaks volumes about your character. And we don't know what this tubby attention whore said to the valet either. And she does look like a biatch for what you can tell by looking, she certainly is acting like a biatch.
 
2012-12-31 08:34:16 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Don't want to be called fat? Lose weight.


I feel the same way about assholes and dumbfarks.
 
2012-12-31 08:34:32 PM  
You could indeed just not give them your business. If you don't let them know WHY, though, they might just assume the lack of business was because of Obama.

No change of behavior in that case.
 
2012-12-31 08:36:38 PM  

Cyclonic Cooking Action: WhippingBoy: I love this...

"I don't like it when people call me 'fat'"

"So lose some weight"

"HATE CRIMES!!! HATE CRIMES!!!"

What physical trait that isn't 100% up to snuff would you like to be referred to in public by strangers?


Forgive me, your magnificence, it is all about what you like.
 
2012-12-31 08:37:25 PM  
Here is her car. She's in the passenger seat.

i96.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-31 08:39:10 PM  

Cyclonic Cooking Action: WhippingBoy: I love this...

"I don't like it when people call me 'fat'"

"So lose some weight"

"HATE CRIMES!!! HATE CRIMES!!!"

What physical trait that isn't 100% up to snuff would you like to be referred to in public by strangers?


How is "fat" anything but descriptive? What other term would be more "sensitive" to use?
 
2012-12-31 08:42:48 PM  
The second time I had to listen to some buffalo in an evening gown tell me how offended she was, that the valets were making Chewbacca sounds as she walked by, I would fire somebody. But that will never happen because kissing ass isn't something i'm willing to do for a living, and that's what people in the "service industry" have to do all day everyday. I was a valet when I was 16, and I never badmouthed a customer no matter how vile the customer was. Instead I poured sugar and or shoved soluble plastics in the fuel tank.
 
2012-12-31 08:45:18 PM  
"Guy with glasses"

"HATE CRIMES!!! HATE CRIMES!!! HE SAID I WORE GLASSES!!!"
 
2012-12-31 08:52:27 PM  

thisisarepeat: Great Janitor: thisisarepeat: i'm far from perfect, you know what comes with that? thick skin, grow some you pathetic whinney little pussies. that fugly coont demonstrated that she deserved to feel like shiat when when she went all butthurt snowflake after the fact. that goes for you too p..p...p.pp...pp..porky.

having thick skin doesn't mean letting people get away with insulting you. Someone calls your mother fat, you don't look at your mother and tell her not to get offended. You respond. You really can't do much when someone on the street does it to you, but when it's someone who works at the place where you are a customer or client, then you have the right to complain. This woman had the right to complain, and she did. I had the right to complain when it happens to me, as I did.

I honestly can not believe there are people here who say "Someone insulted you, be an adult and ignore it. It was someone in a service industry you really shouldn't complain, just get over it." I go into a business, I expect to be treated a certain way. I get insulted by the staff, no matter how small, and I will complain.

You keep bringing up "service industry", is it especially wrong for them because you consider yourself above them? if you don't like the service do something that hurts the business, like not giving them any more of your money. Balling to a manager because someone with an infinitely shiattier position in life than yourself, offended your oh so delicate sensibilities, sounds like something Paris Hilton would do. It makes people like myself regard you as someone that feels superior to everyone else. "How dare a plebe speak to me in such a manner!" You are just another worthless meat sack like the rest of humanity with the added detriment of coming off as an entitled princess. Is it wrong for people to say hurtful things to people for no reason? Absolutely. But the way you handle it speaks volumes about your character. And we don't know what this tub ...


If the employee of the play accepting your business insults you, you have the right to speak up. You have the right to go to the manager and complain. It's not being a biatch, it's not acting superior to another person. If I owned a business, I would want to know the moment a customer was offended. I have worked in the service industry before. There were things that I could never ever say. Insulting a customer was up there. It doesn't matter if the customer is fat and a biatch or even looks it. It is not the employee's place to call them a biatch or fat. Especially if the customer treats them with respect the entire time.

When that clerk insulted me, I had treated him with respect, he insulted me. I felt that his boss needed to know exactly how his employee's were acting. Does that hurt business? No, it makes it better by telling the manager that he needs to deal with one of his problem employees. I didn't yell at him, I didn't reach over a deck him, I went to his manager and told him that he needed to get rid of a member of his staff. He heard that one of his employees insulted a paying customer and agreed that he could do without him.

When I was at my very first job, I got a customer complaint. The complaint was about a customer over hearing a conversation between me and another employee and didn't like what I said. The boss told me that if he had two employees, one who was slow but eventually got the job done and treated the customers well, and the other who was faster than the first but offended the customers, he'd have no problem firing the one who gets customer complaints because that guy is driving away customers and hurting business. Yes, that conversation was 15 years ago, but nothing has changed in that respect.
 
2012-12-31 09:23:55 PM  

Great Janitor: thisisarepeat: Great Janitor: thisisarepeat: i'm far from perfect, you know what comes with that? thick skin, grow some you pathetic whinney little pussies. that fugly coont demonstrated that she deserved to feel like shiat when when she went all butthurt snowflake after the fact. that goes for you too p..p...p.pp...pp..porky.

having thick skin doesn't mean letting people get away with insulting you. Someone calls your mother fat, you don't look at your mother and tell her not to get offended. You respond. You really can't do much when someone on the street does it to you, but when it's someone who works at the place where you are a customer or client, then you have the right to complain. This woman had the right to complain, and she did. I had the right to complain when it happens to me, as I did.

I honestly can not believe there are people here who say "Someone insulted you, be an adult and ignore it. It was someone in a service industry you really shouldn't complain, just get over it." I go into a business, I expect to be treated a certain way. I get insulted by the staff, no matter how small, and I will complain.

You keep bringing up "service industry", is it especially wrong for them because you consider yourself above them? if you don't like the service do something that hurts the business, like not giving them any more of your money. Balling to a manager because someone with an infinitely shiattier position in life than yourself, offended your oh so delicate sensibilities, sounds like something Paris Hilton would do. It makes people like myself regard you as someone that feels superior to everyone else. "How dare a plebe speak to me in such a manner!" You are just another worthless meat sack like the rest of humanity with the added detriment of coming off as an entitled princess. Is it wrong for people to say hurtful things to people for no reason? Absolutely. But the way you handle it speaks volumes about your character. And we don't kno ...


I had the exact same experience, I was a clerk at a gas station/convenience store and myself and the other clerk were divvying up chores that were done every shift, this was 1999. I joked that cleaning the latte machine was womens work (as opposed to mopping the floor, dusting racks, or making soup that were tasks I performed daily including the latte machine) some customer overheard this and brought her bra burning feminazi ass right to the manager the following day. This wasn't 1965, but that coont decided it was worth her time to try and fark me over. She failed, luckily my manager was a woman, had it been a male I probably would have been fired for being a misogynist out of fear of how it looked for him to let me keep my job. This sounds like exactly the same kind of always offended biatch, and I wish her a lifetime of feeling like some kind of victim with nonexistent self esteem. As for you, instead of giving the shiat right back to the clerk, you exercised your superiority (and weakness) by crying to someone with authority over them. You sound like that woman back in 1999.
 
2012-12-31 09:32:33 PM  

MeanJean: And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.


Just because she has four limbs, 20 digits and all her teeth doesn't suddenly mean I want to bang a woman. I'm sorry to bust your bubble, but some of us don't have to fark anything willing with a hole.
 
2012-12-31 09:37:35 PM  

Cyclonic Cooking Action: WhippingBoy: I love this...

"I don't like it when people call me 'fat'"

"So lose some weight"

"HATE CRIMES!!! HATE CRIMES!!!"

What physical trait that isn't 100% up to snuff would you like to be referred to in public by strangers?


Sweet! I can't wait for the day that no one can notice my flaws without being subjected to chastisement by their peers.
 
2012-12-31 09:40:07 PM  
Should jus wrote 'coont'.
 
2012-12-31 09:46:32 PM  
repeat
 
2012-12-31 09:50:38 PM  

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:
[www.nation.com.pk image 480x360]

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.


...or just don't like fatties.
 
2012-12-31 10:42:26 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Don't want to be called fat? Lose weight.


You know, this biatch *is* fat. So fark her.
 
2012-12-31 10:45:06 PM  

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:
[www.nation.com.pk image 480x360]

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.


Not really, I would fark that ugly biatch. I can get and have better.

/not all of us are ruled by our d*ck and have to stick it in any old thing
 
2012-12-31 10:46:02 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:
[www.nation.com.pk image 480x360]

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.

Not really, I would wouldn't fark that ugly biatch. I can get and have better.

/not all of us are ruled by our d*ck and have to stick it in any old thing


FTFM, autocorrect is a biatch
 
2012-12-31 10:46:43 PM  

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:


Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:


You're either gay or lying.


More like phat from where I'm sitting.
 
2012-12-31 10:50:55 PM  

accelerus: next time instead of "fat" write the word "biatch" both adjectives perfectly describe her.

Had he not written some identifiers on the ticket, what if they had lost it, gotten her and her car confused with someone else... she'd still biatch. Moral of the story is there is no pleasing a fat chick. After all, they are fat.

Gift card for food was hilarious and awesome.

Article says she wants the kid fired? -- for what? if I made 8 dollars an hour as a monkey boy for rich people I'd have some fun too. Being fat is a choice -- sure there might be medical obstacles in the way, but if you don't want to be called fat anymore, rustle up some farking willpower and put the donut down.

There is a reason medical science has a normal healthy BMI -- if you go over it, you are fat. Deal with it.

I'm 6'1 205lbs, semi-athletic, but by official scientific methods I'm fat. *shrugs*

Fark this coont


Well, you're one up on this woman. You're fat, biatchy  and stupid.
 
2012-12-31 10:58:10 PM  

Point02GPA: F Female
A Attractive
T....something or other


T - Thespian. See! It's a compliment!!
 
2013-01-01 12:31:17 AM  

Kenny B: Here is her car. She's in the passenger seat.

[i96.photobucket.com image 800x600]


I laughed.
 
2013-01-01 12:31:38 AM  
Knees not sharp enough for you? She's not fat you homo.
 
2013-01-01 01:56:51 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Fat little piggy, put down the fork!

/Sure is Studman69 in here.
//You know, if you're that desperate to lose your virginity, you could just pay for a hooker.
 
2013-01-01 04:56:04 AM  
Average person's guide to chicks you'd bang:

over 20lbs underweight - ew, not hot
20lbs underweight to - Height weight proportional - Cute! But I hope her eating disorder doesn't involve laxatives
Height weight proportional - Hellz yeah
Height weight proportional - 20lbs overweight - Yeah I'd bang that!
Height weight proportional - 20lbs "overweight" (but fit) - my junk hurts from how much I'm banging her.
20lbs - 40lbs overweight - well most of it's in her butt and tits, I'd bang that and make those shake.
40lbs - 60lbs overweight - Are my friends looking? How long has it been since I got some? Is there anyone else in the bar that looks a little more appealing? Is it 2 am already?
60lbs - 100lbs overweight - No farking way, not enough booze...oh and is she freaking eating right now?
100lbs - whatever overweight - Dude, take a picture with me and this farking house!

Fark's guide to chicks you'd bang:

over 20lbs underweight - The only legitimate too sharp of knees
20lbs underweight to - Height weight proportional - won't talk to me
Height weight proportional - Won't talk to me
Height weight proportional - 20lbs overweight - Won't talk to me
Height weight proportional - 20lbs "overweight" (but fit) - won't talk to me and I've never seen a girl like this in real life at the Hometown Buffett, and therefore is probably a media image that is photoshopped
20lbs - 40lbs overweight - A girl like this looked at me once, I haven't washed my jackin hand since.
40lbs - 60lbs overweight - A GODDESS! Speak ill of her and you're a homo! Defines "smoking hot!"
60lbs - 100lbs overweight - Wow, a girl that loves World of Warcraft as much as I do, maybe I can go out of my league and speak to her!" I love those spandex pants on you!"
100lbs - whatever overweight - The chick I took home last night and that I'll probably marry.
 
2013-01-01 07:04:40 AM  
Florida? Check.
 
2013-01-01 07:48:45 AM  
I'm surprised her boyfriend didn't teach that brat some manners?
 
2013-01-01 07:52:12 AM  

pedobearapproved: Average person's guide to chicks you'd bang:

over 20lbs underweight - ew, not hot
20lbs underweight to - Height weight proportional - Cute! But I hope her eating disorder doesn't involve laxatives
Height weight proportional - Hellz yeah
Height weight proportional - 20lbs overweight - Yeah I'd bang that!
Height weight proportional - 20lbs "overweight" (but fit) - my junk hurts from how much I'm banging her.
20lbs - 40lbs overweight - well most of it's in her butt and tits, I'd bang that and make those shake.
40lbs - 60lbs overweight - Are my friends looking? How long has it been since I got some? Is there anyone else in the bar that looks a little more appealing? Is it 2 am already?
60lbs - 100lbs overweight - No farking way, not enough booze...oh and is she freaking eating right now?
100lbs - whatever overweight - Dude, take a picture with me and this farking house!

Fark's guide to chicks you'd bang:

over 20lbs underweight - The only legitimate too sharp of knees
20lbs underweight to - Height weight proportional - won't talk to me
Height weight proportional - Won't talk to me
Height weight proportional - 20lbs overweight - Won't talk to me
Height weight proportional - 20lbs "overweight" (but fit) - won't talk to me and I've never seen a girl like this in real life at the Hometown Buffett, and therefore is probably a media image that is photoshopped
20lbs - 40lbs overweight - A girl like this looked at me once, I haven't washed my jackin hand since.
40lbs - 60lbs overweight - A GODDESS! Speak ill of her and you're a homo! Defines "smoking hot!"
60lbs - 100lbs overweight - Wow, a girl that loves World of Warcraft as much as I do, maybe I can go out of my league and speak to her!" I love those spandex pants on you!"
100lbs - whatever overweight - The chick I took home last night and that I'll probably marry.


Truly laughing my Farking ass off! Hope everyone appreciates the time and effort invested in the "guide". Suitable for framing?
 
2013-01-01 09:12:26 AM  

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:
[www.nation.com.pk image 480x360]

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.


Waaaah!!!! I have 'mean' in my moniker because I love to dish it out, but I can't take it!!! Waaaaaah!!!!!

Methinks she went back to the 'before' photo by the time she met the valet. So she was of medium build temporarily; there's been peace in the Middle East too, but it doesn't last.

I wouldn't want to screw her or fap to either pic, but she does look human/non-fat in the 'after' pic.
 
2013-01-01 09:16:54 AM  

bunner: I'm just tired of all the dipwads braying about how "THEY LOVE AND RESPECT THEMSELVES AND ARE PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY THINKS" who promptly lose their rag when somebody don't agree. And yeah, the valet was a weenie, but for chrissakes, don't fire him over it. Even stupid people are allowed one f*ck up once, and have to pay for food and shelter.


"I AM BEAUTIFUL!! NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY!!
WORDS CAN'T BRING ME DOWN, YOU MOTHERFARKERS!!"
 
2013-01-01 09:23:34 AM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: I'd love to see that one in court.

Her: "I demand a big settlement because he called me FAT!"

Judge: "What exactly is your BMI?"


This. If we're going to be the quantifiable, measurable society...........
 
2013-01-01 09:29:37 AM  

PostApocalypticTribe: I'm fat. I know that I am fat. You telling me I'm fat isn't a newsflash, nor is it the height of wit.

Sure maybe he needed to use a descriptive to remind himself or his relief who got what car, but why be mean about it? Common courtesy isn't really all that hard.

I've never been a valet, though I have been a waitress in my teens, but I've also never felt the need to be intentionally insulting to someone who hasn't done anything other than exist in my space.


"Well, not counting the times I call non-cute, non-rich guys "creep" or "loser", which is very frequently........"
 
2013-01-01 09:34:57 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Knows about Rubenesque


/You're qwuite welcome
 
2013-01-01 10:22:22 AM  
Hey lady, guess what? You're fat! Pick one:
A. Lose the weight
B. Get over it and accept that people are going to call you fat

I'm laughing hard at the PC police who blow stuff like this out of proportion. Whatever happened to the old-school attitude on words? I'm rubber you're glue... etc.

Oh, and don't get me started on how supremely logical it is for someone who is offended by something to make it public, now people all over the world are saying "yep, she's fat"
 
2013-01-01 10:27:57 AM  
Came for this:

www.piccer.nl

Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-01-01 11:59:00 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-01 12:20:06 PM  
maybe if she took more pep pills she could fit into the red dress

Link
 
2013-01-01 01:20:25 PM  
Would this have been more acceptable if instead of "fat" he had written "nice rack"?
 
2013-01-01 03:38:57 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
Eh, she's no Kirstie Alley
 
2013-01-01 04:36:55 PM  

6502programmer: Would this have been more acceptable if instead of "fat" he had written "nice rack"?


just write large instead of fat same thing except it's acceptable
 
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