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(Jalopnik)   In this week's edition of stupid things written on receipts: Valet marks actress on her parking ticket as "fat"   (jalopnik.com) divider line 185
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2012-12-31 12:19:55 PM
I would think flashing a $20 and a simple, "Oh wait, I don't tip farking morons who call me fat," would be appropriate. (Also would probably solve the problem.) Don't get all worked up about it, Chubs.
 
2012-12-31 12:43:04 PM
Don't want to be called fat? Lose weight.
 
2012-12-31 02:09:58 PM
Oh look, a situation that could have been avoided had the valet-monkey had enough sense to ask for a name rather than jump towards a descriptor.
 
2012-12-31 03:25:06 PM
Well...she is. And not even just by actress standards.
 
2012-12-31 03:35:23 PM
She acts fat.
 
2012-12-31 03:36:08 PM
The kid couldn't remember how to spell zaftig.
 
2012-12-31 03:36:27 PM
And she cried buttery tears the entire drive home.
 
2012-12-31 03:58:04 PM
Why is he writing a description on a ticket she's going to be holding on to? And/or, why is he handing her the corresponding ticket he used to match up the car to her?
 
2012-12-31 04:28:55 PM
Things I learned when I was 10, #145:

Someone calls you fat. Good for them, get over it.
 
2012-12-31 04:29:37 PM
She fat.
 
2012-12-31 04:32:09 PM

mitchcumstein1: Don't want to be called fat? Lose weight.


/No shiat, just because you're surrounded by actor and actress kiss asses who salivate at your every word and wish, that doesn't make you any less tubby.  You're fat, your ass is fat, and you have big fat knockers. Not that the last one is a deal breaker, but i really don't wanna be in a 69 with a chick who's ass cheeks look like her dimples moved down to her butt and had a litter of puppies.  You're tubby, and oversensitive, lose weight or get over yourself. Better yet, just stfu..
 
2012-12-31 04:32:10 PM
Fat women shouldn't be ridiculed. They should made love to, then ignored.
 
2012-12-31 04:33:41 PM
I used to work as a valet. I was paid minimum wage plus tips. Given that in a hour I could make a hundred dollars in tips (holiday season, guys with money want to impress their girlfriends by tipping the valets nicely), I never did anything that could potentially piss off or offend someone.

The valet should have been fired on the spot, there is no excuse for it.
 
2012-12-31 04:34:20 PM
In a follow up email the company apologized and she was offered a gift card to a local restaurant - because they must assume she loves food - and free parking for a year.


yes, Fat people hate food.

I know I have a seething rage for the cheetoes and oreos that mouth raped me several times a day for years and years and years.


that reminds me, I'm out of cookies.
 
2012-12-31 04:34:25 PM

Atomic Spunk: Fat women shouldn't be ridiculed. They should made love to, then ignored.


/well..don't ignore them before you get your "fat girl bj". They are good at that.
 
2012-12-31 04:34:37 PM
dem boobs
 
2012-12-31 04:34:52 PM
He could stand to lose a few pounds.
 
2012-12-31 04:35:03 PM

nicoffeine: Things I learned when I was 10, #145:

Someone calls you fat. Good for them, get over it Kill them.

 
2012-12-31 04:36:15 PM
Maybe he saw this picture.
i.imgur.com
Nobody farks like a fat girl, so there's that.
 
2012-12-31 04:37:40 PM
we did this all the time when I was waiting tables add and catering hall. when you took the order, you picked someone easily identifiable to start with, then went around the table clock wise. you would then right on the order ticket the identifying information: "woman in red", "bald guy", "fat/blue", etc.

that way, if someone else had to deliver the table orders, they knew who got what and so forth. it looks to the customer a lot more professional than repeatedly asking "okay, who got the fish?"

oh yeah, one more thing: you would never write this on something the customer would ever -- EVER -- see. who knew that last bit needed to be explained to anyone ever?
 
2012-12-31 04:38:51 PM

wambu: Maybe he saw this picture.
[i.imgur.com image 178x300]
Nobody farks like a fat girl, so there's that.


They certainly are... eh... appreciative.
 
2012-12-31 04:39:35 PM
In a follow up email the company apologized and she was offered a gift card to a local restaurant - because they must assume she loves food - and free parking for a year. Peoples says she wants the guy fired

1. - It ain't easy to remember who drives what car, all night.

2. - You're fat. He used that and your dress to remember you by.

3. - Take the free food and parking. You're chunky AND arrogant and bitter, vain and vindictive doesn't help. And that that stupid f*cking saddle ring off your forehead. This ain't 1917 and you ain't Theda Bara.
 
2012-12-31 04:42:31 PM

Great Janitor: I used to work as a valet. I was paid minimum wage plus tips. Given that in a hour I could make a hundred dollars in tips (holiday season, guys with money want to impress their girlfriends by tipping the valets nicely), I never did anything that could potentially piss off or offend someone.

The valet should have been fired on the spot, there is no excuse for it.


Hi, please explain how the papparazzi and/or the victim ended up with the parking location's portion of the slip/ticket.
 
2012-12-31 04:42:44 PM
She is fat. What is the issue?
 
2012-12-31 04:43:13 PM
There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:
www.nation.com.pk

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
img.gawkerassets.com

You're either gay or lying.
 
2012-12-31 04:43:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-31 04:44:52 PM
Sorry, but this is the start of the revolution. The one where we tell fat people they are fat and help them become normal people.
 
2012-12-31 04:44:58 PM
Wambu

That's the before picture. The first one I posted is the "after" picture from her weight loss. That's how she looks now. That's how she looked last week when she was called "fat".
 
2012-12-31 04:46:20 PM
Stop being fat and people won't call you fat, fattie.
 
2012-12-31 04:48:20 PM
So, if she doesn't think she's overweight, why is she losing weight?
 
2012-12-31 04:48:30 PM

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:
[www.nation.com.pk image 480x360]

Same actress. Different picture. She lost a lot of weight and this is what she looks like right now, and presumably when the valet insulted her, as it took place last week.

And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.


Hitting is one thing, dating is another. Actresses are absolutely mind-numbing to engage in conversation with. They're like a black hole sucking in all attention. This is exacerbated by prattling on at length about crap that either doesn't matter or show a crapload of ignorance of.

/broad strokes!
//almost as fun as the vinegar kind
 
2012-12-31 04:48:36 PM

MeanJean: You're either gay or lying.


deniskitchen.com

"Ah has spoken!"


Look, yeah, I mean she ain't fat in pic two and she ain't quite critical mass in pic 1, but valets don't eat much. Maybe to him, Kate Moss is fat. Either way, he should have thought before using that as a way to remember her, yeah, but he gets fired? Nah.
 
2012-12-31 04:49:11 PM
Lay off the chunky chew.
 
2012-12-31 04:49:59 PM

MeanJean: And if any of you male farkers wouldn't tap this before picture:
[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

You're either gay or lying.


Let me put it to you this way. If she walked into a gay bar by mistake, it would never occur to anybody that that was female.
 
2012-12-31 04:52:05 PM

bunner: In a follow up email the company apologized and she was offered a gift card to a local restaurant - because they must assume she loves food - and free parking for a year. Peoples says she wants the guy fired

1. - It ain't easy to remember who drives what car, all night.

2. - You're fat. He used that and your dress to remember you by.

3. - Take the free food and parking. You're chunky AND arrogant and bitter, vain and vindictive doesn't help. And that that stupid f*cking saddle ring off your forehead. This ain't 1917 and you ain't Theda Bara.


She's an actress; it was a promo shot for a play, dumbass.
 
2012-12-31 04:53:31 PM
Lotsa chronic assholism in here, damn...
 
2012-12-31 04:54:39 PM

ski9600: Great Janitor: I used to work as a valet. I was paid minimum wage plus tips. Given that in a hour I could make a hundred dollars in tips (holiday season, guys with money want to impress their girlfriends by tipping the valets nicely), I never did anything that could potentially piss off or offend someone.

The valet should have been fired on the spot, there is no excuse for it.

Hi, please explain how the papparazzi and/or the victim ended up with the parking location's portion of the slip/ticket.


When I was a valet, when someone would park a car, we'd take a double ticket, one goes to the driver of the car, the other with the valet. When the car was parked and the valet returned to the valet stand with all the car keys, the ticket that the valet had would go onto the key ring with the car keys. When the car was dropped off, typically the ticket would still be on the key ring. Thus explaining how this woman got both.

There is no reason why anything should have been written on the ticket beyond simply the licence plate number of the car that was parked (makes it a lot simpler when the key ring has the keys for two different makes of cars on it).
 
2012-12-31 04:54:42 PM

Allen. The end.: She's an actress; it was a promo shot for a play, dumbass.


Your mom's a dumbass. Did I win? Did the play call for her to put on 40 Lb? Were you there for that, too? She's not going to go out with you.
 
2012-12-31 04:55:20 PM

Great Janitor: I used to work as a valet. I was paid minimum wage plus tips. Given that in a hour I could make a hundred dollars in tips (holiday season, guys with money want to impress their girlfriends by tipping the valets nicely), I never did anything that could potentially piss off or offend someone.

The valet should have been fired on the spot, there is no excuse for it.


did valet as a second/third job at a busy as hell Italian Restaurant with a teeny-tiny parking lot where you packed them in like sardines. no tickets, they handed you the keys and gave you a description and you ran like hell. no pay, got tips. ate for free. stayed thin. saved up a bundle, no time to piss it away. it's good to be young.

if that fellow had been on my crew i would have him fired on the spot and ask the owner to comp her meal. that is one good looking woman. she's not fat. she's roxy. she's voluptous. she's got some real estate worth looking over. mouth to arse first date, i aim to please. the rest of you are wimps. dad taught me young you never turn down a woman's favor and you make her glad she shaved her legs. yum yum eat 'em up.

/ short, tall, thin, chunky
// krispykritter makes em howl like a monkey
 
2012-12-31 04:55:21 PM

Allen. The end.: Lotsa chronic assholism in here, damn...


We're trying to get the new year started off right.

/And, welcome to fark.
 
2012-12-31 04:56:28 PM
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Let me put it to you this way. If she walked into a gay bar by mistake, it would never occur to anybody that that was female.

What? This has just taken a turn for the bizarre. Fat, okay, I can see why you'd say that from the pre-weight loss pictures. But mannish? The fark?
 
2012-12-31 04:57:02 PM
The valet was a dork, she's a vindictive b*tch and the endless, dime store, pissy vanity is as evident here as anywhere in Hollywood. Fancy that. Harsh words at the humiliation farm.
 
2012-12-31 04:58:04 PM

MeanJean: There's a lot of Studman69s in this thread.

And this is "fat" now:


Seriously. Farkers need to get out of their basements more often.
 
2012-12-31 04:58:22 PM
Eh, she's doable in the before picture, I don't mind some zaftig women from time to time, and they're a hell of a lot more fun to cuddle with after, big ol'tittay in hand.

I can understand writing something down to keep track of what the actual owner of vehicle looks like or is wearing so you don't get things mixed up, but FFS don't do it on something the customer will see you tard!
 
2012-12-31 04:58:23 PM
How about "1920s prostitute?"
 
2012-12-31 04:58:28 PM

bunner: Harsh words at the humiliation fat farm.

/FTFY
 
2012-12-31 04:58:47 PM
MeanJean: There's at least 50 pounds more on the second picture. Just look at the arms. Give me a break. And she could have just tossed the damn ticket in the garbage after she got her car back. Instead she advertises it to the world.
 
2012-12-31 04:59:02 PM
Actually relevant
 
2012-12-31 04:59:08 PM
You really expect a valet to know how to spell Rubenesque?
 
2012-12-31 04:59:24 PM
It it is an adjective that describes you, don't take offense.
 
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