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		Oh, nothin'...just a tightrope walking gorilla (telegraph.co.uk)		28
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dickfreckle		2012-12-31 04:10:32 PM

I tried to think of something snarky, but this is just plain cool. Like the tag.

The Jami Turman Fan Club		2012-12-31 05:48:52 PM

So if a tightrope-walking gorilla slips, where does he fall?

Whistling Kitty Chaser		2012-12-31 05:49:08 PM

I'd be more impressed if he had organized a game of Extreme Crocball.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-12-31 05:51:22 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: So if a tightrope-walking gorilla slips, where does he fall?

ANYWHERE HE WAN-

... well, not so much, I guess.

skinink		2012-12-31 05:52:58 PM

They see me crossin'

i.telegraph.co.uk

They hatin'

Louisiana_Sitar_Club		2012-12-31 05:53:53 PM

FarkeeDeSade		2012-12-31 06:15:21 PM

Just waiting for a Parry Gripp song about this.

Lucky LaRue		2012-12-31 06:25:25 PM

Meh.. I could do that, too, if I had opposable thumbs on my feet..

Apos		2012-12-31 06:27:29 PM

"Watch. KODO TIME!"

baorao		2012-12-31 06:41:05 PM

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

AssAsInAssassin		2012-12-31 06:54:23 PM

Lucky LaRue: Meh.. I could do that, too, if I had opposable thumbs on my feet..

Technically, they're hands. Gorillas and chimps have four hands.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-12-31 06:55:03 PM

Travis_Bickle		2012-12-31 06:56:16 PM

HATERS GONNA HATE

mjjt		2012-12-31 06:58:33 PM

What a truly talented gorilla can do:

Link

AbiNormal		2012-12-31 07:02:43 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img843.imageshack.us image 800x645]

Male silverback gorillas can weigh 50-100 pounds more - and are about 10 times stronger - than the biggest American football players.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-12-31 07:07:02 PM

AbiNormal: Male silverback gorillas can weigh 50-100 pounds more - and are about 10 times stronger - than the biggest American football players.

And they hate luggage, too.

Indubitably		2012-12-31 07:09:01 PM

To silverback

Mirrorz		2012-12-31 07:30:00 PM

LedLawless		2012-12-31 07:56:16 PM

Gorilla, you're a desperado.

Indubitably		2012-12-31 08:30:35 PM

To Gorillasperado?

Indubitably		2012-12-31 08:32:15 PM

Indubitably: To Gorillasperado?

Happy New Year!

Peace.

Johnny Bananapeel		2012-12-31 09:17:16 PM

No_Sir		2012-12-31 09:53:56 PM

mjjt: What a truly talented gorilla can do:

Link

If I could +1 you, I would.

/Had a much needed laugh

SteakMan		2012-12-31 10:15:52 PM

dickfreckle: I tried to think of something snarky, but this is just plain cool. Like the tag.

I think that is a slack line, not a tight rope.
/might be a tightrope if you aren't a 800lb gorilla :)
//I couldn't do either if I tried :)

dickfreckle		2013-01-01 07:02:01 AM

Lucky LaRue: Meh.. I could do that, too, if I had opposable thumbs on my feet..

Maybe, but you'd have to be sober. Given that you're a TFer, I strongly doubt that would be the case. :)

Buffet		2013-01-01 07:44:05 AM

AbiNormal: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img843.imageshack.us image 800x645]

Male silverback gorillas can weigh 50-100 pounds more - and are about 10 times stronger - than the biggest American football players.

Football players? Sure. But NOT professional bodybuilders!