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(Bleacher Report)   How will AJ and Ziggler ring in the new year? Will Del Rio take out Dick Clark too? Can Mr. McMahon solve the fiscal cliff? Find out tonight when RAW rolls into Washington DC (8pm est)   (bleacherreport.com ) divider line 620
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2012-12-31 11:50:58 AM  
My suggestion:

Every time McConnell makes a counter offer, Ryback shellshocks another Senator.  Every time Boehner opens his mouth, Bryan yells NO! to his face.
 
2012-12-31 12:48:02 PM  

THEIR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW, YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I'M IN THE RUMBLE NOW!

 
2012-12-31 01:15:05 PM  
To D.C. you say? I'd watch if it was a 435 man battle royale over fiscal cliff negotiations.
 
2012-12-31 01:49:50 PM  

EatenTheSun: To D.C. you say? I'd watch if it was a 435 man battle royale over fiscal cliff negotiations.


BAH GAWD KING, THAT PORK BARREL SPENDING HAD A FAMILY!!
 
2012-12-31 02:21:28 PM  
Ok, I'm definitely laughing now because I submitted a thread since I didn't see any green. I went with almost the exact same format and jokes with just some subtle differences. That is hilarious. Also, somehow I went from never being on the list to the top 50 of submitter greenlights this month. Crazy.

Here's my very similar idea:
Will Del Rio run over Baby New Year this week? Will Ryback eat all the pork and sauerkraut? While in DC, will Ziggler sell Congress on the idea of avoiding the Fiscal Cliff? It's the Final Raw thread of 2012 (8pm EST
 
2012-12-31 02:38:27 PM  

TheManofPA: Ok, I'm definitely laughing now because I submitted a thread since I didn't see any green. I went with almost the exact same format and jokes with just some subtle differences. That is hilarious. Also, somehow I went from never being on the list to the top 50 of submitter greenlights this month. Crazy.

Here's my very similar idea:
Will Del Rio run over Baby New Year this week? Will Ryback eat all the pork and sauerkraut? While in DC, will Ziggler sell Congress on the idea of avoiding the Fiscal Cliff? It's the Final Raw thread of 2012 (8pm EST


Great minds think alike.  :D
 
2012-12-31 02:46:14 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Ok, I'm definitely laughing now because I submitted a thread since I didn't see any green. I went with almost the exact same format and jokes with just some subtle differences. That is hilarious. Also, somehow I went from never being on the list to the top 50 of submitter greenlights this month. Crazy.

Here's my very similar idea:
Will Del Rio run over Baby New Year this week? Will Ryback eat all the pork and sauerkraut? While in DC, will Ziggler sell Congress on the idea of avoiding the Fiscal Cliff? It's the Final Raw thread of 2012 (8pm EST

Great minds think alike.  :D


Doesn't explain this situation though. Maybe it was ghosts.
 
2012-12-31 02:54:12 PM  
Totally random, but I just now realized that one of my Politics headlines is in the sub tab finals. (woot!)

I hate to shill for myself, but WTH, you only live once, lol.  I call upon the power of the FWC to get me over with the voters.  :D
 
2012-12-31 03:21:24 PM  
Dick Clark AKA The Deadman?
 
2012-12-31 03:26:48 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Totally random, but I just now realized that one of my Politics headlines is in the sub tab finals. (woot!)

I hate to shill for myself, but WTH, you only live once, lol.  I call upon the power of the FWC to get me over with the voters.  :D


Would help if I mention the headline:  "tomorrow's debate will feature two candidates..."
 
2012-12-31 03:55:57 PM  
fark the WWF
They suck

I WANT THE "F" BACK!
 
2012-12-31 04:30:04 PM  
We need a Divas' "New Year's Babe" battle royal. If nothing else then just to see how many times Cole can squeeze in references to Tamina's parentage.
 
2012-12-31 04:31:24 PM  

TheManofPA: Ok, I'm definitely laughing now because I submitted a thread since I didn't see any green. I went with almost the exact same format and jokes with just some subtle differences. That is hilarious. Also, somehow I went from never being on the list to the top 50 of submitter greenlights this month. Crazy.

Here's my very similar idea:
Will Del Rio run over Baby New Year this week? Will Ryback eat all the pork and sauerkraut? While in DC, will Ziggler sell Congress on the idea of avoiding the Fiscal Cliff? It's the Final Raw thread of 2012 (8pm EST


I went from 100 greens in September 2011 to 1,100 in September 2012.

Hell, for a day or so, I even had the top submitter for the month position. Then I got my job back, so now I mostly submit weekly Pony threads... and that Doctor Who Christmas thread. And that's about it.

Haven't watched the godawful WWE since November. I'm assuming I'm not missing much?

/if AJ still exists, I'm not missing much.
//If you're all really good, I'll submit an Impact thread this week.
 
2012-12-31 05:34:32 PM  
SPOILER ALERT:
Sheets are reporting that Barret finally gets a push to the IC belt tonight. To be honest, I'm glad to see Barret finally get the push, but I'd feel a lot better about it if we clearly knew what the plan was for Kofi.  I'd hate to see Kofi fade away, ala Ryder.

IMO, Kofi's still very much capable of carrying the WHC belt at some point.  Hell, Bryan's no bigger and equally as talented, and he carried the WHC very well.
 
2012-12-31 05:37:09 PM  
Looks like Wade is getting the push he was planned to get at MITB but was injured and Kofi...he was in a decent feud with Orton and was Champion material awhile back. Once again, he's gonna wander around until the Rumble, making another memorable moment, be filler...repeating last year pretty much.
 
2012-12-31 06:03:54 PM  
I love AJ so damn much.
 
2012-12-31 06:04:08 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: SPOILER ALERT:
Sheets are reporting that Barret finally gets a push to the IC belt tonight. To be honest, I'm glad to see Barret finally get the push, but I'd feel a lot better about it if we clearly knew what the plan was for Kofi.  I'd hate to see Kofi fade away, ala Ryder.

IMO, Kofi's still very much capable of carrying the WHC belt at some point.  Hell, Bryan's no bigger and equally as talented, and he carried the WHC very well.


Sheets?

WW.Com had the spoilers on their main page at 4AM this morning.
 
2012-12-31 06:36:14 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: SPOILER ALERT:
Sheets are reporting that Barret finally gets a push to the IC belt tonight. To be honest, I'm glad to see Barret finally get the push, but I'd feel a lot better about it if we clearly knew what the plan was for Kofi.  I'd hate to see Kofi fade away, ala Ryder.

IMO, Kofi's still very much capable of carrying the WHC belt at some point.  Hell, Bryan's no bigger and equally as talented, and he carried the WHC very well.


Bryan has a better gimmick. Kofi needs to do something else, maybe even turn heel, before I can see him as a legit top of the card guy. I am fine with him being the top of the mid card and going back and forth for the IC and US titles, with the occasional tag team title. Not everyone needs to be pushed to the WHC or WWE belts. Some guys just need to know their place. And for Kofi that place is top of the mid card. Which is apparently where WWE sees Ziggles' place too - despite what the fans seem to think.

<u>Top of the card guys</u>: Punk, Cena, Limes, Ziggles, Show, Mizzark (if he ever comes back), Miz, Barret, Team Hell No, Undertaker when he is around, and it pains me to say - Del Rio and Ryback
<u>Mid-card guys</u>: Kofi, Cesaro, Orton, Sandow (could move up in a few months but not yet), Swagger (if he still exists), 3MB, Truth, Mysterio, the Shield, and Zach Ryder
 
2012-12-31 06:37:39 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Grand_Moff_Joseph: SPOILER ALERT:
Sheets are reporting that Barret finally gets a push to the IC belt tonight. To be honest, I'm glad to see Barret finally get the push, but I'd feel a lot better about it if we clearly knew what the plan was for Kofi.  I'd hate to see Kofi fade away, ala Ryder.

IMO, Kofi's still very much capable of carrying the WHC belt at some point.  Hell, Bryan's no bigger and equally as talented, and he carried the WHC very well.

Bryan has a better gimmick. Kofi needs to do something else, maybe even turn heel, before I can see him as a legit top of the card guy. I am fine with him being the top of the mid card and going back and forth for the IC and US titles, with the occasional tag team title. Not everyone needs to be pushed to the WHC or WWE belts. Some guys just need to know their place. And for Kofi that place is top of the mid card. Which is apparently where WWE sees Ziggles' place too - despite what the fans seem to think.

Top of the card guys:

Punk, Cena, Limes, Ziggles, Show, Mizzark (if he ever comes back), Miz, Barret, Team Hell No, Undertaker when he is around, and it pains me to say - Del Rio and Ryback
Mid-card guys: Kofi, Cesaro, Orton, Sandow (could move up in a few months but not yet), Swagger (if he still exists), 3MB, Truth, Mysterio, the Shield, and Zach Ryder

FTFM
 
2012-12-31 06:48:11 PM  
Well that's bullshiat. Normally the WWE comes to Seattle and Portland on the Road to Wrestlemania in January or early February. No shows scheduled. They are going to Alaska and California, but skipping the Pacific Northwest. fark 'em then - I'll keep watching free PPV's online instead of giving them my money then.
 
2012-12-31 07:31:58 PM  
I think I am gonna pass on this show tonight, See yall next week
 
2012-12-31 07:47:28 PM  

my lip balm addiction: my lip balm addiction: Grand_Moff_Joseph: SPOILER ALERT:
Sheets are reporting that Barret finally gets a push to the IC belt tonight. To be honest, I'm glad to see Barret finally get the push, but I'd feel a lot better about it if we clearly knew what the plan was for Kofi.  I'd hate to see Kofi fade away, ala Ryder.

IMO, Kofi's still very much capable of carrying the WHC belt at some point.  Hell, Bryan's no bigger and equally as talented, and he carried the WHC very well.

Bryan has a better gimmick. Kofi needs to do something else, maybe even turn heel, before I can see him as a legit top of the card guy. I am fine with him being the top of the mid card and going back and forth for the IC and US titles, with the occasional tag team title. Not everyone needs to be pushed to the WHC or WWE belts. Some guys just need to know their place. And for Kofi that place is top of the mid card. Which is apparently where WWE sees Ziggles' place too - despite what the fans seem to think.

Top of the card guys: Punk, Cena, Limes, Ziggles, Show, Mizzark (if he ever comes back), Miz, Barret, Team Hell No, Undertaker when he is around, and it pains me to say - Del Rio and Ryback
Mid-card guys: Kofi, Cesaro, Orton, Sandow (could move up in a few months but not yet), Swagger (if he still exists), 3MB, Truth, Mysterio, the Shield, and Zach Ryder

FTFM


Ryder's low card at best. Otherwise, you need to make Santino mid-card, and I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that. Also, where's Rhodes?
 
2012-12-31 07:48:53 PM  
Cena isn't superstar of the year, he gave that away!
 
2012-12-31 07:53:56 PM  

my lip balm addiction: my lip balm addiction: Grand_Moff_Joseph: SPOILER ALERT:
Sheets are reporting that Barret finally gets a push to the IC belt tonight. To be honest, I'm glad to see Barret finally get the push, but I'd feel a lot better about it if we clearly knew what the plan was for Kofi.  I'd hate to see Kofi fade away, ala Ryder.

IMO, Kofi's still very much capable of carrying the WHC belt at some point.  Hell, Bryan's no bigger and equally as talented, and he carried the WHC very well.

Bryan has a better gimmick. Kofi needs to do something else, maybe even turn heel, before I can see him as a legit top of the card guy. I am fine with him being the top of the mid card and going back and forth for the IC and US titles, with the occasional tag team title. Not everyone needs to be pushed to the WHC or WWE belts. Some guys just need to know their place. And for Kofi that place is top of the mid card. Which is apparently where WWE sees Ziggles' place too - despite what the fans seem to think.

Top of the card guys: Punk, Cena, Limes, Ziggles, Show, Mizzark (if he ever comes back), Miz, Barret, Team Hell No, Undertaker when he is around, and it pains me to say - Del Rio and Ryback
Mid-card guys: Kofi, Cesaro, Orton, Sandow (could move up in a few months but not yet), Swagger (if he still exists), 3MB, Truth, Mysterio, the Shield, and Zach Ryder

FTFM


You forgot to put Cody's Mustache in with the mid-card guys.
 
2012-12-31 07:56:05 PM  
Good work on the Dick Clark line, subs.

We gonna hit 1004 tonight? Surely there aren't too many losers like myself with nothing better to do tonight...
 
2012-12-31 07:57:21 PM  
2 weeks in a row! Let's do this!

what the hell am I doing watching wrestling on New Year's Eve????
 
2012-12-31 07:57:59 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: You forgot to put Cody's Mustache in with the mid-card guys.


It's a savvy kind of feeling
A suavvy kind of feeling
Kind of a...
Kind of a mustache feeling
 
2012-12-31 07:58:14 PM  
Finally got to see the Christmas Eve episode last night, and it wasn't quite as bad as I thought. Show singing Christmas carols as he was beating on Shamus was the highlight for me, although if Cena had sold the teddy bear shot I would have forgiven a lot of what he's done this year.
 
2012-12-31 07:58:35 PM  

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Good work on the Dick Clark line, subs.

We gonna hit 1004 tonight? Surely there aren't too many losers like myself with nothing better to do tonight...


I've got nothing better to do. The girlfriend is away visiting her parents and I don't feel like driving in lake effect snow.
 
2012-12-31 07:58:36 PM  
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I took these on Friday at 3XW's final show of 2012.
 
2012-12-31 07:58:42 PM  
Oh thank Zod, I was certain they wouldn't make this thread today. I look forward to this all WEEK.
 
2012-12-31 07:58:52 PM  
I am the gredunza champion!
 
2012-12-31 08:00:06 PM  

emtbiz: I am the gredunza champion!


And you may be for one more week.
 
2012-12-31 08:00:21 PM  
THEN. NOW. GET WELL SANTA.
 
2012-12-31 08:00:40 PM  
This program may contain strobe lighting effects!
 
2012-12-31 08:00:41 PM  
Then
Now
Gagne
 
2012-12-31 08:00:56 PM  
BobbyandGorilla are drunk, happy new yead
 
2012-12-31 08:01:47 PM  
Starting off with Miz?  Fug.
 
2012-12-31 08:01:51 PM  

CK2005: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 776x960]

I took these on Friday at 3XW's final show of 2012.


Never got a chance to check out 3XW when I was back in Iowa, always seemed like a good time from what I heard.
 
2012-12-31 08:02:02 PM  
Then
Now
Where's my egg nog?
 
2012-12-31 08:02:22 PM  

robsul82: Starting off with Miz?  Fug.


Vince hates us. Business as usual.
 
2012-12-31 08:02:23 PM  
I just thought I'd stop in here and say good luck, we're all counting on you. I may pop in and post drunkenly through the night.

WWYK..... BARF!!!! ...... I
 
2012-12-31 08:02:23 PM  
Odds someone gets into a fight on MizTV?
 
2012-12-31 08:02:24 PM  
fark the miz
 
2012-12-31 08:02:44 PM  
Mix doing his show in his gear? I predict this segment will end with someone telling Miz "and your match starts NEXT!"
 
2012-12-31 08:02:57 PM  
This is like a constant flashback to HOO RAH host of Smackdown Miz.
 
2012-12-31 08:03:00 PM  
Ho9rnswoggle for the US title!
 
2012-12-31 08:03:13 PM  
Apparently my stream is delayed by about a minute from the sounds of it.
 
2012-12-31 08:03:26 PM  

WippitGuud: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: You forgot to put Cody's Mustache in with the mid-card guys.

It's a savvy kind of feeling
A suavvy kind of feeling
Kind of a...
Kind of a mustache feeling


Nice. Well played!
 
2012-12-31 08:03:34 PM  

Eddie T. Head: CK2005: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 776x960]

I took these on Friday at 3XW's final show of 2012.

Never got a chance to check out 3XW when I was back in Iowa, always seemed like a good time from what I heard.


It is, we have some really talented guys.
 
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