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2012-12-31 11:49:20 AM  
 Last Friday, Fark ran its Headline of the Year contest for the main page. With that page finished, today is the final day of our Headline of the Year contests, and this one is for the Geek tab. These are the top 20 geek headlines as voted, with five from each quarter. Now you get to choose the one you like best.
2012-12-31 11:49:37 AM  
Astronomers discover oldest known galaxy just off the Belt of Onion
2012-12-31 11:49:58 AM  
Bacteria could cause obsessive-compulsive disorder, so make sure you wash your hands frequently
2012-12-31 11:50:18 AM  
Colville Indians capture third gray wolf, hope to celebrate achievement with T-shirt
2012-12-31 11:52:14 AM  
Dolphins are highly cultured. [Cetacean needed]
2012-12-31 11:52:33 AM  
Farmer unearths ancient bronze drum that was beaten by Dongs. Impressive. Ouch, but impressive
2012-12-31 11:52:56 AM  
Hubble spots galaxy that shouldn't exist. Apple asks judge to take it off the market
2012-12-31 11:53:33 AM  
Manufacturer creates television controlled by gaze, just like musical theatre
2012-12-31 11:54:20 AM  
NASA to launch sun probe in 2018. To keep it from burning when it enters solar orbit, engineers schedule mission at night
2012-12-31 11:54:46 AM  
New cannabis plant, without the high, developed for people who want to use medical marijuana and not get stoned. Next up: Viagra that makes you just want to be friends
2012-12-31 11:55:07 AM  
New subatomic particle discovered at CERN made up of a combination of quarks that only exist for a fraction of a second before divorcing. Particle tentatively named "The Kardash-ion"
2012-12-31 11:55:41 AM  
Porcupines becoming a rare sight in California, despite the overall number of pricks in the state steadily increasing
2012-12-31 11:56:01 AM  
Recent study finds six out of ten of us wake up grumpy every morning. The other four of us let her sleep in
2012-12-31 11:56:20 AM  
Researchers say scratching feels better on certain parts of your body. Sounds like junk science to me
2012-12-31 11:56:40 AM  
Robot will help stroke patients. I just hope the nurse tells it to be gentle
2012-12-31 11:57:00 AM  
Scientists close in on birth control pill for men. Claim it will cost only $5 per month
2012-12-31 11:57:21 AM  
Sociologist considers premature ejaculation successful human evolutionary trait. Here comOOPS, sorry
2012-12-31 11:57:43 AM  
Spider-worm, Spider-worm, modified by a science firm. Spins a web, super-strong. Can be farmed, all year long. Watch out, here comes the Spider-worm
2012-12-31 11:58:02 AM  
Stephen Hawking reaches 70. Must have been a really steep hill
2012-12-31 11:58:26 AM  
Today may or may not be Werner Heisenberg's birthday
2012-12-31 11:58:43 AM  
Why men like boobs. Hey pal, the science is up HERE
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