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Last Friday, Fark ran its Headline of the Year contest for the main page. With that page finished, today is the final day of our Headline of the Year contests, and this one is for the Sports tab. These are the top 20 sports headlines as voted, with five from each quarter. Now you get to choose the one you like best.
Czech Republic, facing elimination if they lose, hold on to defeat Greece in Euro Cup. This marks the first time in three years that the Greeks haven't bounced a Czech
Don King's turkey truck hijacked. This is an audacious, fallacious, hellacious, and vexatious crime intended to stupify, horrify, and mystify our mortified law enforcement officials and poultrified spectators
Goetze "not ready" to play for Arsenal; Arsenal admits the plan to sign the midfielder was a stretch all along, and his absence will leave a gaping, monstrous void
US beats Mexico, in Mexico. For you non-soccer fans, the degree of difficulty here is comparable to forcing your wife to admit that she's wrong about something, at your mother-in-law's dinner table
West Virginia defeats Clemson 70-33 in the Orange Bowl. To put that into perspective, the last time a group of South Carolinians were beaten this badly, it ended slavery
Wife of former Mets pitcher who famously said she would sleep with the whole Mets organization if he ever cheated, files for divorce after he cheated. Looks like the Mets are finally going to score
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