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(Sun Sentinel)   Florida police department will give people $100 for every drunk driver they report. What could go wrong?   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 10
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2012-12-31 04:18:16 PM
2 votes:
"911, what's your emergency?"

"itsh me"

"I'm sorry? What was that?"

"Ittttsss meeeee. MEEEEEE"

"This is a recorded line. Is this a joke?"

"Jo...wha? Its me. Me. ME!"

"Joe? What's your emergency?"

burp "I wanttt my hunnred doll... burp... lars."

Dial tone*
2013-01-01 03:35:39 PM
1 votes:
I was a kid when the cold war was going on. And I remember asking just what was so darn evil about those Russian commies.

One of the reasons i was given was that in the soviet union, citizens were encouraged to spy on eachother to root out ner-do-wells

I remember thinking what a horribly paranoid culture that must breed & boy was i glad i didnt live there.
2012-12-31 10:02:33 PM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: vodka: Are drunk driving accidents actually more common on New Years?

Decades ago when I was researching motorcycle accidents I seem to remember that drunk driving accidents on New Years were much less common than other times of the year.

Well January is the middle of fracking winter. Most people north of like I-10 aren't riding then.


Pussies.
2012-12-31 05:44:51 PM
1 votes:
I'm in total agreement with incentivizing the public to do the work of police. I don't have time to take part in this program, though, as I'm off to King's Landing to present my latest dwarf head.
2012-12-31 05:23:51 PM
1 votes:
$10 bottle of whiskey, grandpa, net profit, $90.
2012-12-31 05:06:49 PM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: Smeggy Smurf: That's typical of totalitarians. They lie about everything to take liberty from others.

No, Sir. The only liar here is you. How dare you distract us from the problem of corpses driving! Are you wanting to let them have our brains EASIER?!


This is 'Merica. We're safe from brain eating zombies. All you need to do is move to Texas.
2012-12-31 04:39:11 PM
1 votes:

RogermcAllen: kwame: BarkingUnicorn: "30 to 40" rewards per year since 2001.  Doesn't seem like a very popular program.

And it's dropping, which seems to be the point of the article.

Snitches get stitches.

/is there a latin term for snitches get stitches?


e pluribus unum
2012-12-31 04:19:10 PM
1 votes:
30-40 payouts a year? Doesn't seem like it's getting out of hand. I expected it would, but it's been going on since 2001.



The program has led to hundreds of arrests over the years since it began in 2001. Every year, Mobile Eyes hands out 30 to 40 cash rewards.
2012-12-31 04:12:01 PM
1 votes:
Has this program ever snagged a drunken cop?
2012-12-31 12:09:20 PM
1 votes:
Gotta spend money to make money, boys.
 
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