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(Peoria Journal Star)   Smokin' hot stripper steals taxi cab, leads police on 20 mile chase. Come for the mugshot; stay for the spike strips, the PIT maneuver, and the inevitable tasering   (pjstar.com) divider line 23
    More: Dumbass, Smokin, Pekin, spike strip, motor vehicle theft  
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2012-12-31 12:42:50 PM
5 votes:
Spay Misty for me.
2012-12-31 12:51:48 PM
4 votes:
i939.photobucket.com
2012-12-31 04:06:08 PM
3 votes:
11 traffic violations
driving under the influence
aggravated battery,
resisting and obstructing
aggravated fleeing and eluding
driving on a suspended license
criminal damage to property
possession of drugs
possession of paraphernalia
motor vehicle theft

and a tazing while trying to flee!

I read that to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas - try it!
2012-12-31 11:53:18 AM
3 votes:
Has anyone mentioned yet that with a name like Misty, she was destined to become a stripper? You might even say it was her Destiny,
2012-12-31 01:46:36 PM
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Stripper Thread?!


Stripper thread.

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This is one of the very few SFW pics I took.
2012-12-31 12:20:04 PM
2 votes:
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Now, for her finale, Misty will twirl around on the pole
as her head twirls around on her neck
2012-12-31 12:12:08 PM
2 votes:
(•_•) Looks like shes been
( •_•)>⌐■-■ Stripped of her rights
(⌐■_■)
2012-12-31 11:50:51 AM
2 votes:
"Misty Light-Yow"!?

i32.photobucket.com

approves.
/hotter than the mugshot
2012-12-31 11:22:15 AM
2 votes:
d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net

I will consume your soul in the champagne room,  All hail Satan.
2012-12-31 12:36:03 PM
1 votes:

basemetal: [d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net image 300x450]

I will consume your soul in the champagne room,  All hail Satan.


There is no soul consumption in the champagne room...

NONE!
2012-12-31 12:32:24 PM
1 votes:
Every time I read a headline like this, I hope it's my ex
2012-12-31 12:30:23 PM
1 votes:

farkin_noob: The bring your own alcohol place? I used to go there when I was like 17.


Did you go there to dance?
2012-12-31 12:23:21 PM
1 votes:
That's American-hot, I suppose.

*shrugs*

*unzips*
2012-12-31 12:18:23 PM
1 votes:

farkin_noob: Also, I was a little worried it was my sister. :-\

/she used to be actually hot, but a 46 stripper with a bad boob is only fark hot


Soooo, are you drinking whiskey yet?
2012-12-31 12:00:17 PM
1 votes:
Funny thing is even with that name she went by "Rain" while stripping. She was also fired and escorted out of the club she was working at about 2 hours prior to this happening.
2012-12-31 11:57:12 AM
1 votes:

basemetal: [d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net image 300x450]

I will consume your soul in the champagne room,  All hail Satan.


She looks like Scott Farkas' big sister.

/Cry, baby, cryyyyy!
2012-12-31 11:56:36 AM
1 votes:

groppet: A lap dance if I wore a HAZMAT suit and got a full body scrub afterwards and she paid me.........maybe. Meth is a helluva a drug.


Oh yeah, Supermodel? Let's see how good you look after running from the cops in a stolen taxicab and then getting tazed.

//never again
2012-12-31 11:52:48 AM
1 votes:
A lap dance if I wore a HAZMAT suit and got a full body scrub afterwards and she paid me.........maybe. Meth is a helluva a drug.
2012-12-31 11:52:31 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: She remains in the Tazewell County Justice Center awaiting a bond hearing Monday.

A most appropriately named facility.
2012-12-31 11:50:53 AM
1 votes:
misty.
this was almost preordained.
2012-12-31 11:49:35 AM
1 votes:
Misty Light-Yow may be the stripperiest name I've ever heard.
2012-12-31 11:33:50 AM
1 votes:
I wouldn't even let her give me a lap dance.
2012-12-31 11:15:22 AM
1 votes:
Well she was smoking, after the tasering.


Stripper Thread?!

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