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(Peoria Journal Star)   Smokin' hot stripper steals taxi cab, leads police on 20 mile chase. Come for the mugshot; stay for the spike strips, the PIT maneuver, and the inevitable tasering   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Smokin, Pekin, spike strip, motor vehicle theft  
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2012-12-31 04:06:08 PM  
1 vote:
11 traffic violations
driving under the influence
aggravated battery,
resisting and obstructing
aggravated fleeing and eluding
driving on a suspended license
criminal damage to property
possession of drugs
possession of paraphernalia
motor vehicle theft

and a tazing while trying to flee!

I read that to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas - try it!
2012-12-31 02:54:19 PM  
1 vote:
Hmm, your definition of smoking hot needs work.
2012-12-31 01:46:36 PM  
1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Stripper Thread?!

Stripper thread.

This is one of the very few SFW pics I took.
2012-12-31 12:18:23 PM  
1 vote:

farkin_noob: Also, I was a little worried it was my sister. :-\

/she used to be actually hot, but a 46 stripper with a bad boob is only fark hot

Soooo, are you drinking whiskey yet?
2012-12-31 12:08:54 PM  
1 vote:
You just can't not look because...
what if?
2012-12-31 11:52:48 AM  
1 vote:
A lap dance if I wore a HAZMAT suit and got a full body scrub afterwards and she paid me.........maybe. Meth is a helluva a drug.
2012-12-31 11:52:31 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: She remains in the Tazewell County Justice Center awaiting a bond hearing Monday.

A most appropriately named facility.
2012-12-31 11:52:13 AM  
1 vote:
Subby, if that is a Smokin' hot stripper, you really need to get out of the basement more.
Wouldn't do it with your dick.
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