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(Peoria Journal Star)   Smokin' hot stripper steals taxi cab, leads police on 20 mile chase. Come for the mugshot; stay for the spike strips, the PIT maneuver, and the inevitable tasering   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Smokin, Pekin, spike strip, motor vehicle theft  
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22022 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Dec 2012 at 11:47 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-01 02:28:08 AM

Who among us hasn't had a rough night that we wish we could take back? OK, maybe yours didn't end in a series of provable crimes ending in a spectacular arrest, but I bet there was a time or two when you stumbled home, and were glad for the absence of any cameras.

I'm betting this one cleans up pretty well, and me knowing who I am, I'm certain I'd be more than willing to give her a go. (give me a cootie-free guarantee on this one, of course)

I'm not saying she's Kate Beckinsale, I'm just saying turn the hose on her, slap on a fresh coat of paint, make sure she doesn't know my real name or home address, and saddle up, Susie!
2013-01-01 01:24:28 PM  

sandbar67: AcneVulgaris: sandbar67: Has anyone mentioned yet that with a name like Misty, she was destined to become a stripper? You might even say it was her DestinyDestyny,

/pet peave peeve

/pet peeve

That's the joke.
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