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(Peoria Journal Star)   Smokin' hot stripper steals taxi cab, leads police on 20 mile chase. Come for the mugshot; stay for the spike strips, the PIT maneuver, and the inevitable tasering   (pjstar.com) divider line 102
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2012-12-31 12:22:52 PM  
I dated a Misty once. Ended about as well as this story.
 
2012-12-31 12:23:11 PM  

Maud Dib: farkin_noob: Also, I was a little worried it was my sister. :-\

/she used to be actually hot, but a 46 stripper with a bad boob is only fark hot

Soooo, are you drinking whiskey yet?


After, celebrating Vikings getting into the playoffs, I am never drinking ever again.
 
2012-12-31 12:23:21 PM  
That's American-hot, I suppose.

*shrugs*

*unzips*
 
2012-12-31 12:24:59 PM  

Mr. Toadcheese: farkin_noob: Peenus: Funny thing is even with that name she went by "Rain" while stripping. She was also fired and escorted out of the club she was working at about 2 hours prior to this happening.

What club? Please don't say Al's. I remember when that was a classy place.

I'm guessing it's the place out on West Farmington Road, which used to be called Fantasyland and was known as the strip club for druggies, hookers, and women that you would pay to keep their clothes on. I'm not even sure if they ever got a liquor license under the new name.


The bring your own alcohol place? I used to go there when I was like 17.
 
2012-12-31 12:29:29 PM  
 
2012-12-31 12:30:23 PM  

farkin_noob: The bring your own alcohol place? I used to go there when I was like 17.


Did you go there to dance?
 
2012-12-31 12:32:24 PM  
Every time I read a headline like this, I hope it's my ex
 
2012-12-31 12:32:39 PM  

calbert: snowjack: FTFA: She remains in the Tazewell County Justice Center awaiting a bond hearing Monday.

A most appropriately named facility.

it's pronounced 'Tazz-well'


Whatever you say, caulberr.
 
2012-12-31 12:34:35 PM  
Hutchinson said she would not tell police why she was at the hotel

Someone is telling his friends a really good crazy hooker story this morning.

/Not gonna judge her looks based solely on a mugshot after a freak-out and police chase.
//She probably looks pretty good after 2 beers in a dim strip club
///Even better when all you can see are her boobs in your face
 
2012-12-31 12:34:48 PM  
Nope, just to drink and look at boobies. Back then the strippers looked better.
 
2012-12-31 12:35:54 PM  

Prey4reign: [d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net image 300x450]
Now, for her finale, Misty will twirl around on the pole
as her head twirls around on her neck


Ha! Yeah, I don't normally climb onto the pointy knee bandwagon, but she is not hot. That's the kind of face you would expect to see floating over a pair of hedgetrimmers she's using to remove your manhood at 3 a.m.
 
2012-12-31 12:36:03 PM  

basemetal: [d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net image 300x450]

I will consume your soul in the champagne room,  All hail Satan.


There is no soul consumption in the champagne room...

NONE!
 
2012-12-31 12:36:24 PM  
Call me "eye-gor."
 
2012-12-31 12:41:43 PM  
Aggravated fleeing? WTF?

/not smokin' hot
 
2012-12-31 12:42:50 PM  
Spay Misty for me.
 
2012-12-31 12:51:48 PM  
i939.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-31 12:59:31 PM  
Stripper? Her talents are wasted. She should be driving for NASCAR with those skills.
 
2012-12-31 01:00:46 PM  

farkin_noob: Maud Dib: farkin_noob: Also, I was a little worried it was my sister. :-\

/she used to be actually hot, but a 46 stripper with a bad boob is only fark hot

Soooo, are you drinking whiskey yet?

After, celebrating Vikings getting into the playoffs, I am never drinking ever again.


Damnit. There goes my BIE.
Or NOT.
 
2012-12-31 01:02:03 PM  
Rode hard and put up wet way too many times.

Sadly, she might well have been hot as a young woman.

Oh, is Illinois strange in that a high speed chase wouldn't be probable cause for a blood draw? I would think a warrant would be a no brainer.
 
2012-12-31 01:08:46 PM  

Another Government Employee: Rode hard and put up wet way too many times.

Sadly, she might well have been hot as a young woman.

Oh, is Illinois strange in that a high speed chase wouldn't be probable cause for a blood draw? I would think a warrant would be a no brainer.


TFA said she was going 60, the speed limit on route 29 is 50 or 55. Not exactly high speed, but still you would think it'd be enough for a warrant.
 
2012-12-31 01:12:32 PM  

HenryFnord: Stripper? Her talents are wasted. She should be driving for NASCAR with those skills.


No, There's lots of fast women out there, but seldom do they finish the race. This women was a fast driver, but hit too many things on the way. That took her out of the running. She should stick to stripping...and leave the drugs at home.
 
2012-12-31 01:17:12 PM  
Most times it's a pleasant surprise if i do NOT require eye bleach after one of these headlines. I like surprises, keep up the good work!
 
2012-12-31 01:17:31 PM  

NightOwl2255: [i939.photobucket.com image 500x585]


I lol'd.


Might steal that tomorrow morning . . .
 
2012-12-31 01:21:15 PM  
I'm playing Saints Row 2, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-12-31 01:22:31 PM  
Tried googling her, just to see what other fun a meth stripper could have been up to, and Google Ads came up with "Discounts on Misty".

Think I'll pass, thankyouverymuch!

/no, really!
 
2012-12-31 01:24:17 PM  
Hutchinson said there were no injuries associated with the chase, so hospital staff could not take fluid samples for blood alcohol analysis when she refused.

Um, can't the PoPo force you to do this if you refuse the roadside blow test? This seems like a very easy, albeit expensive, loophole.
 
2012-12-31 01:26:14 PM  

Mr. Toadcheese: Son of a gun, I guess it was Big Al's after all.


That's funny mainly because it wasn't Al's that she was fired from that night. Think farther north. On University.
 
2012-12-31 01:27:43 PM  

Feral_and_Preposterous: I was wondering what Heidi Fleiss has been up to. Is it me or has she gotten better looking since she was dating that Robert DeNiro wannabe dude?


I had the pleasure of meeting her when she had her shop in Pasadena about 20 years ago.  Seemed like a nice chick.
I would have tried to take her home, but Mrs. Eddie Adams of Torrance was with me and she did not approve.
 
2012-12-31 01:32:13 PM  
The taxi cab dispatcher should have hired this guy.:

ts1.mm.bing.net

not obscure
 
2012-12-31 01:32:24 PM  
I propose a new meme: a picture of Yoda, captioned "On meth, it is."
 
2012-12-31 01:35:21 PM  

Coming on a Bicycle: That's American-hot, I suppose.

*shrugs*

*unzips*


/oblig
 
2012-12-31 01:36:27 PM  
Stupid unfetchable urls. It's not worth finding again.
 
2012-12-31 01:37:44 PM  
See what happens when ya let whores drive?
 
2012-12-31 01:46:36 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Stripper Thread?!


Stripper thread.

imageshack.us

This is one of the very few SFW pics I took.
 
2012-12-31 02:14:10 PM  
She looks like one of the crew of the Event Horizon. . .
 
2012-12-31 02:17:07 PM  

LeroyBourne: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 498x755]
seems appropriate


Approves:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-31 02:54:19 PM  
Hmm, your definition of smoking hot needs work.
 
2012-12-31 03:16:25 PM  
Whoo..my hometown makes the papers. Way to go crazy ass stripper biatch!! She either worked at Big al's or the one in east peoria, the article doesn't say. Anyway, not hot, and definitely bug shiat crazy.
 
2012-12-31 03:16:37 PM  
 
2012-12-31 03:17:36 PM  

farkin_noob: Haha...I love when the hometown is on fark. Reminds me why I got the hell out of there.


/Really? where from?
/lived in Peoria
 
2012-12-31 03:23:26 PM  

AcneVulgaris: sandbar67: Has anyone mentioned yet that with a name like Misty, she was destined to become a stripper? You might even say it was her DestinyDestyny,

/pet peave

peeve

FTFY
/pet peeve
 
2012-12-31 03:49:46 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: farkin_noob: Haha...I love when the hometown is on fark. Reminds me why I got the hell out of there.

/Really? where from?
/lived in Peoria


I'm from Peoria. Lived there for 27 years. Colorado is much prettier. :-D
 
2012-12-31 04:03:38 PM  
She looks exotic all right.... an exotic beast who will devour the fetus in your womb and the heart in your chest!
 
2012-12-31 04:05:01 PM  
You know it is going to be bad when the author feels the need to put quotation marks around the word "Exotic Dancer".
 
2012-12-31 04:06:08 PM  
11 traffic violations
driving under the influence
aggravated battery,
resisting and obstructing
aggravated fleeing and eluding
driving on a suspended license
criminal damage to property
possession of drugs
possession of paraphernalia
motor vehicle theft

and a tazing while trying to flee!

I read that to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas - try it!
 
2012-12-31 05:33:15 PM  
Smoking hot? After being set on fire, maybe.
 
2012-12-31 08:34:57 PM  
Where have I seen that face before...

d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net

fc07.deviantart.net

/hot like methhead strippers
 
2012-12-31 10:07:29 PM  

Mr. Toadcheese: farkin_noob: Peenus: Funny thing is even with that name she went by "Rain" while stripping. She was also fired and escorted out of the club she was working at about 2 hours prior to this happening.

What club? Please don't say Al's. I remember when that was a classy place.

I'm guessing it's the place out on West Farmington Road, which used to be called Fantasyland and was known as the strip club for druggies, hookers, and women that you would pay to keep their clothes on. I'm not even sure if they ever got a liquor license under the new name.


And we know where Mr. Peenus was Sat. night.

/ Lovin' me some Big Al's.
// Have they relocated yet?
 
2013-01-01 12:46:21 AM  
d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net
When you see her in the light of day you will say "Yow!"
 
2013-01-01 12:51:46 AM  
Going forward, the hotness of strippers will be measured in Light-Yows.
"How hot is she?"
"About 1.2 Light-Yows."
 
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