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(Peoria Journal Star)   Smokin' hot stripper steals taxi cab, leads police on 20 mile chase. Come for the mugshot; stay for the spike strips, the PIT maneuver, and the inevitable tasering   (pjstar.com) divider line 102
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2012-12-31 11:15:22 AM  
Well she was smoking, after the tasering.


Stripper Thread?!

img571.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-31 11:18:52 AM  
I was wondering what Heidi Fleiss has been up to. Is it me or has she gotten better looking since she was dating that Robert DeNiro wannabe dude?
 
2012-12-31 11:21:00 AM  
Ten years ago, before the meth really took hold, I bet she was pretty smokin'
 
2012-12-31 11:22:15 AM  
d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net

I will consume your soul in the champagne room,  All hail Satan.
 
2012-12-31 11:33:50 AM  
I wouldn't even let her give me a lap dance.
 
2012-12-31 11:49:35 AM  
Misty Light-Yow may be the stripperiest name I've ever heard.
 
2012-12-31 11:50:51 AM  
"Misty Light-Yow"!?

i32.photobucket.com

approves.
/hotter than the mugshot
 
2012-12-31 11:50:53 AM  
misty.
this was almost preordained.
 
2012-12-31 11:52:13 AM  
Subby, if that is a Smokin' hot stripper, you really need to get out of the basement more.
Wouldn't do it with your dick.
 
2012-12-31 11:52:31 AM  
FTFA: She remains in the Tazewell County Justice Center awaiting a bond hearing Monday.

A most appropriately named facility.
 
2012-12-31 11:52:48 AM  
A lap dance if I wore a HAZMAT suit and got a full body scrub afterwards and she paid me.........maybe. Meth is a helluva a drug.
 
2012-12-31 11:53:18 AM  
Has anyone mentioned yet that with a name like Misty, she was destined to become a stripper? You might even say it was her Destiny,
 
2012-12-31 11:54:01 AM  
Sis?
 
2012-12-31 11:56:18 AM  
I know that when I see "smoking hot" and I click, that I will end up with the taste of vomit and/or bile in the back of my throat.

/And I do it anyway.

//Someday. I will learn.

///Or get my "smoking hot!" CLICK! Aw... man!
 
2012-12-31 11:56:36 AM  

groppet: A lap dance if I wore a HAZMAT suit and got a full body scrub afterwards and she paid me.........maybe. Meth is a helluva a drug.


Oh yeah, Supermodel? Let's see how good you look after running from the cops in a stolen taxicab and then getting tazed.

//never again
 
2012-12-31 11:56:55 AM  
Haha...I love when the hometown is on fark. Reminds me why I got the hell out of there.
 
2012-12-31 11:57:12 AM  

basemetal: [d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net image 300x450]

I will consume your soul in the champagne room,  All hail Satan.


She looks like Scott Farkas' big sister.

/Cry, baby, cryyyyy!
 
2012-12-31 11:58:37 AM  
She might need another boilermaker.
 
2012-12-31 11:58:42 AM  

sandbar67: Has anyone mentioned yet that with a name like Misty, she was destined to become a stripper? You might even say it was her Destiny,


Well...she just wanted to become a Starr.
 
2012-12-31 11:58:58 AM  
she continued to push on the accelerator pedal while the police tried to extricate her from the vehicle and all she got was a tazin'? that's justification for lethal force right there. those cops are reckless and endangered countless lives. she said herself her puffy coat made the taser less than optimally effective. what if she had gotten away and hit a school bus full of children returning late from a field trip?

/amidoinitrite?
 
2012-12-31 11:59:50 AM  
I fall for it every time...why? Why?
 
2012-12-31 11:59:50 AM  
the only thing smoking hot was her meth pipe...
 
2012-12-31 12:00:17 PM  
Funny thing is even with that name she went by "Rain" while stripping. She was also fired and escorted out of the club she was working at about 2 hours prior to this happening.
 
2012-12-31 12:00:43 PM  
I guess now we know how they play in Peoria.
 
2012-12-31 12:01:27 PM  
That's the best looking wire stripper I've ever seen
 
2012-12-31 12:01:57 PM  
Also, I was a little worried it was my sister. :-\

/she used to be actually hot, but a 46 stripper with a bad boob is only fark hot
 
2012-12-31 12:03:38 PM  

steklo: the only thing smoking hot was her meth pipe...


And her body, due a persistent fever.
 
2012-12-31 12:04:05 PM  
After she cleans up, maybe she is hot. But she's still a stripper. And strippers are strippers for a reason. Issues. And not 'stripping my way through med-school' issues. Real issues.
 
2012-12-31 12:05:05 PM  

Peenus: Funny thing is even with that name she went by "Rain" while stripping. She was also fired and escorted out of the club she was working at about 2 hours prior to this happening.


What club? Please don't say Al's. I remember when that was a classy place.
 
2012-12-31 12:06:35 PM  
a 35 year-old stripper?
 
2012-12-31 12:06:53 PM  

oakleym82: /amidoinitrite?


no.
 
2012-12-31 12:07:13 PM  
i.imgur.com

I will be your everything.
 
2012-12-31 12:07:20 PM  
I think I know why they keep the lights so dim in strip clubs...
 
2012-12-31 12:08:14 PM  

zamboni: I know that when I see "smoking hot" and I click, that I will end up with the taste of vomit and/or bile in the back of my throat.

/And I do it anyway.

//Someday. I will learn.

///Or get my "smoking hot!" CLICK! Aw... man!


I read cause of the use of taser(s), no video though.
 
2012-12-31 12:08:28 PM  

snowjack: FTFA: She remains in the Tazewell County Justice Center awaiting a bond hearing Monday.

A most appropriately named facility.


it's pronounced 'Tazz-well'
 
2012-12-31 12:08:42 PM  
She looks a little pissy in that photo.
 
2012-12-31 12:08:54 PM  
You just can't not look because...
what if?
 
2012-12-31 12:09:05 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
seems appropriate
 
2012-12-31 12:09:46 PM  
GIS revels actual wire strippers!
 
2012-12-31 12:10:21 PM  
Doh! Reveals.
 
2012-12-31 12:11:17 PM  

calbert: snowjack: FTFA: She remains in the Tazewell County Justice Center awaiting a bond hearing Monday.

A most appropriately named facility.

it's pronounced 'Tazz-well'


Toe-May-Toe, Toe-Mah-Toe. I prefer the pronunciation that implies they are adept with tasers.
 
2012-12-31 12:12:08 PM  
(•_•) Looks like shes been
( •_•)>⌐■-■ Stripped of her rights
(⌐■_■)
 
2012-12-31 12:16:21 PM  
www.blogcdn.com

Leave it too long on one spot, there's your smoking hot stripper.
 
2012-12-31 12:18:23 PM  

farkin_noob: Also, I was a little worried it was my sister. :-\

/she used to be actually hot, but a 46 stripper with a bad boob is only fark hot


Soooo, are you drinking whiskey yet?
 
2012-12-31 12:18:28 PM  

jfivealive: You just can't not look because...
what if?


It has happened...
/need more eye bleach.
 
2012-12-31 12:20:04 PM  
d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net
Now, for her finale, Misty will twirl around on the pole
as her head twirls around on her neck
 
2012-12-31 12:20:57 PM  

LesterB: "Misty Light-Yow"!?

[i32.photobucket.com image 215x241]

approves.
/hotter than the mugshot


Well, if it's not gonna be a stripper pic thread, I leave happy for the Zippy the Pinhead reference.
 
2012-12-31 12:21:02 PM  

farkin_noob: Peenus: Funny thing is even with that name she went by "Rain" while stripping. She was also fired and escorted out of the club she was working at about 2 hours prior to this happening.

What club? Please don't say Al's. I remember when that was a classy place.


I'm guessing it's the place out on West Farmington Road, which used to be called Fantasyland and was known as the strip club for druggies, hookers, and women that you would pay to keep their clothes on. I'm not even sure if they ever got a liquor license under the new name.
 
2012-12-31 12:22:19 PM  

sandbar67: Has anyone mentioned yet that with a name like Misty, she was destined to become a stripper? You might even say it was her DestinyDestyny,


/pet peave
 
2012-12-31 12:22:40 PM  
The sham/pain room.

And that whack-a-dude looks like that Emily Rose chat roulette marketing campaign chick, post possession.
 
2012-12-31 12:22:52 PM  
I dated a Misty once. Ended about as well as this story.
 
2012-12-31 12:23:11 PM  

Maud Dib: farkin_noob: Also, I was a little worried it was my sister. :-\

/she used to be actually hot, but a 46 stripper with a bad boob is only fark hot

Soooo, are you drinking whiskey yet?


After, celebrating Vikings getting into the playoffs, I am never drinking ever again.
 
2012-12-31 12:23:21 PM  
That's American-hot, I suppose.

*shrugs*

*unzips*
 
2012-12-31 12:24:59 PM  

Mr. Toadcheese: farkin_noob: Peenus: Funny thing is even with that name she went by "Rain" while stripping. She was also fired and escorted out of the club she was working at about 2 hours prior to this happening.

What club? Please don't say Al's. I remember when that was a classy place.

I'm guessing it's the place out on West Farmington Road, which used to be called Fantasyland and was known as the strip club for druggies, hookers, and women that you would pay to keep their clothes on. I'm not even sure if they ever got a liquor license under the new name.


The bring your own alcohol place? I used to go there when I was like 17.
 
2012-12-31 12:29:29 PM  
 
2012-12-31 12:30:23 PM  

farkin_noob: The bring your own alcohol place? I used to go there when I was like 17.


Did you go there to dance?
 
2012-12-31 12:32:24 PM  
Every time I read a headline like this, I hope it's my ex
 
2012-12-31 12:32:39 PM  

calbert: snowjack: FTFA: She remains in the Tazewell County Justice Center awaiting a bond hearing Monday.

A most appropriately named facility.

it's pronounced 'Tazz-well'


Whatever you say, caulberr.
 
2012-12-31 12:34:35 PM  
Hutchinson said she would not tell police why she was at the hotel

Someone is telling his friends a really good crazy hooker story this morning.

/Not gonna judge her looks based solely on a mugshot after a freak-out and police chase.
//She probably looks pretty good after 2 beers in a dim strip club
///Even better when all you can see are her boobs in your face
 
2012-12-31 12:34:48 PM  
Nope, just to drink and look at boobies. Back then the strippers looked better.
 
2012-12-31 12:35:54 PM  

Prey4reign: [d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net image 300x450]
Now, for her finale, Misty will twirl around on the pole
as her head twirls around on her neck


Ha! Yeah, I don't normally climb onto the pointy knee bandwagon, but she is not hot. That's the kind of face you would expect to see floating over a pair of hedgetrimmers she's using to remove your manhood at 3 a.m.
 
2012-12-31 12:36:03 PM  

basemetal: [d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net image 300x450]

I will consume your soul in the champagne room,  All hail Satan.


There is no soul consumption in the champagne room...

NONE!
 
2012-12-31 12:36:24 PM  
Call me "eye-gor."
 
2012-12-31 12:41:43 PM  
Aggravated fleeing? WTF?

/not smokin' hot
 
2012-12-31 12:42:50 PM  
Spay Misty for me.
 
2012-12-31 12:51:48 PM  
i939.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-31 12:59:31 PM  
Stripper? Her talents are wasted. She should be driving for NASCAR with those skills.
 
2012-12-31 01:00:46 PM  

farkin_noob: Maud Dib: farkin_noob: Also, I was a little worried it was my sister. :-\

/she used to be actually hot, but a 46 stripper with a bad boob is only fark hot

Soooo, are you drinking whiskey yet?

After, celebrating Vikings getting into the playoffs, I am never drinking ever again.


Damnit. There goes my BIE.
Or NOT.
 
2012-12-31 01:02:03 PM  
Rode hard and put up wet way too many times.

Sadly, she might well have been hot as a young woman.

Oh, is Illinois strange in that a high speed chase wouldn't be probable cause for a blood draw? I would think a warrant would be a no brainer.
 
2012-12-31 01:08:46 PM  

Another Government Employee: Rode hard and put up wet way too many times.

Sadly, she might well have been hot as a young woman.

Oh, is Illinois strange in that a high speed chase wouldn't be probable cause for a blood draw? I would think a warrant would be a no brainer.


TFA said she was going 60, the speed limit on route 29 is 50 or 55. Not exactly high speed, but still you would think it'd be enough for a warrant.
 
2012-12-31 01:12:32 PM  

HenryFnord: Stripper? Her talents are wasted. She should be driving for NASCAR with those skills.


No, There's lots of fast women out there, but seldom do they finish the race. This women was a fast driver, but hit too many things on the way. That took her out of the running. She should stick to stripping...and leave the drugs at home.
 
2012-12-31 01:17:12 PM  
Most times it's a pleasant surprise if i do NOT require eye bleach after one of these headlines. I like surprises, keep up the good work!
 
2012-12-31 01:17:31 PM  

NightOwl2255: [i939.photobucket.com image 500x585]


I lol'd.


Might steal that tomorrow morning . . .
 
2012-12-31 01:21:15 PM  
I'm playing Saints Row 2, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-12-31 01:22:31 PM  
Tried googling her, just to see what other fun a meth stripper could have been up to, and Google Ads came up with "Discounts on Misty".

Think I'll pass, thankyouverymuch!

/no, really!
 
2012-12-31 01:24:17 PM  
Hutchinson said there were no injuries associated with the chase, so hospital staff could not take fluid samples for blood alcohol analysis when she refused.

Um, can't the PoPo force you to do this if you refuse the roadside blow test? This seems like a very easy, albeit expensive, loophole.
 
2012-12-31 01:26:14 PM  

Mr. Toadcheese: Son of a gun, I guess it was Big Al's after all.


That's funny mainly because it wasn't Al's that she was fired from that night. Think farther north. On University.
 
2012-12-31 01:27:43 PM  

Feral_and_Preposterous: I was wondering what Heidi Fleiss has been up to. Is it me or has she gotten better looking since she was dating that Robert DeNiro wannabe dude?


I had the pleasure of meeting her when she had her shop in Pasadena about 20 years ago.  Seemed like a nice chick.
I would have tried to take her home, but Mrs. Eddie Adams of Torrance was with me and she did not approve.
 
2012-12-31 01:32:13 PM  
The taxi cab dispatcher should have hired this guy.:

ts1.mm.bing.net

not obscure
 
2012-12-31 01:32:24 PM  
I propose a new meme: a picture of Yoda, captioned "On meth, it is."
 
2012-12-31 01:35:21 PM  

Coming on a Bicycle: That's American-hot, I suppose.

*shrugs*

*unzips*


/oblig
 
2012-12-31 01:36:27 PM  
Stupid unfetchable urls. It's not worth finding again.
 
2012-12-31 01:37:44 PM  
See what happens when ya let whores drive?
 
2012-12-31 01:46:36 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Stripper Thread?!


Stripper thread.

imageshack.us

This is one of the very few SFW pics I took.
 
2012-12-31 02:14:10 PM  
She looks like one of the crew of the Event Horizon. . .
 
2012-12-31 02:17:07 PM  

LeroyBourne: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 498x755]
seems appropriate


Approves:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-31 02:54:19 PM  
Hmm, your definition of smoking hot needs work.
 
2012-12-31 03:16:25 PM  
Whoo..my hometown makes the papers. Way to go crazy ass stripper biatch!! She either worked at Big al's or the one in east peoria, the article doesn't say. Anyway, not hot, and definitely bug shiat crazy.
 
2012-12-31 03:16:37 PM  
 
2012-12-31 03:17:36 PM  

farkin_noob: Haha...I love when the hometown is on fark. Reminds me why I got the hell out of there.


/Really? where from?
/lived in Peoria
 
2012-12-31 03:23:26 PM  

AcneVulgaris: sandbar67: Has anyone mentioned yet that with a name like Misty, she was destined to become a stripper? You might even say it was her DestinyDestyny,

/pet peave

peeve

FTFY
/pet peeve
 
2012-12-31 03:49:46 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: farkin_noob: Haha...I love when the hometown is on fark. Reminds me why I got the hell out of there.

/Really? where from?
/lived in Peoria


I'm from Peoria. Lived there for 27 years. Colorado is much prettier. :-D
 
2012-12-31 04:03:38 PM  
She looks exotic all right.... an exotic beast who will devour the fetus in your womb and the heart in your chest!
 
2012-12-31 04:05:01 PM  
You know it is going to be bad when the author feels the need to put quotation marks around the word "Exotic Dancer".
 
2012-12-31 04:06:08 PM  
11 traffic violations
driving under the influence
aggravated battery,
resisting and obstructing
aggravated fleeing and eluding
driving on a suspended license
criminal damage to property
possession of drugs
possession of paraphernalia
motor vehicle theft

and a tazing while trying to flee!

I read that to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas - try it!
 
2012-12-31 05:33:15 PM  
Smoking hot? After being set on fire, maybe.
 
2012-12-31 08:34:57 PM  
Where have I seen that face before...

d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net

fc07.deviantart.net

/hot like methhead strippers
 
2012-12-31 10:07:29 PM  

Mr. Toadcheese: farkin_noob: Peenus: Funny thing is even with that name she went by "Rain" while stripping. She was also fired and escorted out of the club she was working at about 2 hours prior to this happening.

What club? Please don't say Al's. I remember when that was a classy place.

I'm guessing it's the place out on West Farmington Road, which used to be called Fantasyland and was known as the strip club for druggies, hookers, and women that you would pay to keep their clothes on. I'm not even sure if they ever got a liquor license under the new name.


And we know where Mr. Peenus was Sat. night.

/ Lovin' me some Big Al's.
// Have they relocated yet?
 
2013-01-01 12:46:21 AM  
d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net
When you see her in the light of day you will say "Yow!"
 
2013-01-01 12:51:46 AM  
Going forward, the hotness of strippers will be measured in Light-Yows.
"How hot is she?"
"About 1.2 Light-Yows."
 
2013-01-01 02:28:08 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

Who among us hasn't had a rough night that we wish we could take back? OK, maybe yours didn't end in a series of provable crimes ending in a spectacular arrest, but I bet there was a time or two when you stumbled home, and were glad for the absence of any cameras.

I'm betting this one cleans up pretty well, and me knowing who I am, I'm certain I'd be more than willing to give her a go. (give me a cootie-free guarantee on this one, of course)

I'm not saying she's Kate Beckinsale, I'm just saying turn the hose on her, slap on a fresh coat of paint, make sure she doesn't know my real name or home address, and saddle up, Susie!
 
2013-01-01 01:24:28 PM  

sandbar67: AcneVulgaris: sandbar67: Has anyone mentioned yet that with a name like Misty, she was destined to become a stripper? You might even say it was her DestinyDestyny,

/pet peave peeve

FTFY
/pet peeve


That's the joke.
 
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