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(Peoria Journal Star)   Smokin' hot stripper steals taxi cab, leads police on 20 mile chase. Come for the mugshot; stay for the spike strips, the PIT maneuver, and the inevitable tasering   (pjstar.com) divider line 102
    More: Dumbass, Smokin, Pekin, spike strip, motor vehicle theft  
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2012-12-31 11:15:22 AM
Well she was smoking, after the tasering.


Stripper Thread?!

img571.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-31 11:18:52 AM
I was wondering what Heidi Fleiss has been up to. Is it me or has she gotten better looking since she was dating that Robert DeNiro wannabe dude?
 
2012-12-31 11:21:00 AM
Ten years ago, before the meth really took hold, I bet she was pretty smokin'
 
2012-12-31 11:22:15 AM
d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net

I will consume your soul in the champagne room,  All hail Satan.
 
2012-12-31 11:33:50 AM
I wouldn't even let her give me a lap dance.
 
2012-12-31 11:49:35 AM
Misty Light-Yow may be the stripperiest name I've ever heard.
 
2012-12-31 11:50:51 AM
"Misty Light-Yow"!?

i32.photobucket.com

approves.
/hotter than the mugshot
 
2012-12-31 11:50:53 AM
misty.
this was almost preordained.
 
2012-12-31 11:52:13 AM
Subby, if that is a Smokin' hot stripper, you really need to get out of the basement more.
Wouldn't do it with your dick.
 
2012-12-31 11:52:31 AM
FTFA: She remains in the Tazewell County Justice Center awaiting a bond hearing Monday.

A most appropriately named facility.
 
2012-12-31 11:52:48 AM
A lap dance if I wore a HAZMAT suit and got a full body scrub afterwards and she paid me.........maybe. Meth is a helluva a drug.
 
2012-12-31 11:53:18 AM
Has anyone mentioned yet that with a name like Misty, she was destined to become a stripper? You might even say it was her Destiny,
 
2012-12-31 11:54:01 AM
Sis?
 
2012-12-31 11:56:18 AM
I know that when I see "smoking hot" and I click, that I will end up with the taste of vomit and/or bile in the back of my throat.

/And I do it anyway.

//Someday. I will learn.

///Or get my "smoking hot!" CLICK! Aw... man!
 
2012-12-31 11:56:36 AM

groppet: A lap dance if I wore a HAZMAT suit and got a full body scrub afterwards and she paid me.........maybe. Meth is a helluva a drug.


Oh yeah, Supermodel? Let's see how good you look after running from the cops in a stolen taxicab and then getting tazed.

//never again
 
2012-12-31 11:56:55 AM
Haha...I love when the hometown is on fark. Reminds me why I got the hell out of there.
 
2012-12-31 11:57:12 AM

basemetal: [d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net image 300x450]

I will consume your soul in the champagne room,  All hail Satan.


She looks like Scott Farkas' big sister.

/Cry, baby, cryyyyy!
 
2012-12-31 11:58:37 AM
She might need another boilermaker.
 
2012-12-31 11:58:42 AM

sandbar67: Has anyone mentioned yet that with a name like Misty, she was destined to become a stripper? You might even say it was her Destiny,


Well...she just wanted to become a Starr.
 
2012-12-31 11:58:58 AM
she continued to push on the accelerator pedal while the police tried to extricate her from the vehicle and all she got was a tazin'? that's justification for lethal force right there. those cops are reckless and endangered countless lives. she said herself her puffy coat made the taser less than optimally effective. what if she had gotten away and hit a school bus full of children returning late from a field trip?

/amidoinitrite?
 
2012-12-31 11:59:50 AM
I fall for it every time...why? Why?
 
2012-12-31 11:59:50 AM
the only thing smoking hot was her meth pipe...
 
2012-12-31 12:00:17 PM
Funny thing is even with that name she went by "Rain" while stripping. She was also fired and escorted out of the club she was working at about 2 hours prior to this happening.
 
2012-12-31 12:00:43 PM
I guess now we know how they play in Peoria.
 
2012-12-31 12:01:27 PM
That's the best looking wire stripper I've ever seen
 
2012-12-31 12:01:57 PM
Also, I was a little worried it was my sister. :-\

/she used to be actually hot, but a 46 stripper with a bad boob is only fark hot
 
2012-12-31 12:03:38 PM

steklo: the only thing smoking hot was her meth pipe...


And her body, due a persistent fever.
 
2012-12-31 12:04:05 PM
After she cleans up, maybe she is hot. But she's still a stripper. And strippers are strippers for a reason. Issues. And not 'stripping my way through med-school' issues. Real issues.
 
2012-12-31 12:05:05 PM

Peenus: Funny thing is even with that name she went by "Rain" while stripping. She was also fired and escorted out of the club she was working at about 2 hours prior to this happening.


What club? Please don't say Al's. I remember when that was a classy place.
 
2012-12-31 12:06:35 PM
a 35 year-old stripper?
 
2012-12-31 12:06:53 PM

oakleym82: /amidoinitrite?


no.
 
2012-12-31 12:07:13 PM
i.imgur.com

I will be your everything.
 
2012-12-31 12:07:20 PM
I think I know why they keep the lights so dim in strip clubs...
 
2012-12-31 12:08:14 PM

zamboni: I know that when I see "smoking hot" and I click, that I will end up with the taste of vomit and/or bile in the back of my throat.

/And I do it anyway.

//Someday. I will learn.

///Or get my "smoking hot!" CLICK! Aw... man!


I read cause of the use of taser(s), no video though.
 
2012-12-31 12:08:28 PM

snowjack: FTFA: She remains in the Tazewell County Justice Center awaiting a bond hearing Monday.

A most appropriately named facility.


it's pronounced 'Tazz-well'
 
2012-12-31 12:08:42 PM
She looks a little pissy in that photo.
 
2012-12-31 12:08:54 PM
You just can't not look because...
what if?
 
2012-12-31 12:09:05 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
seems appropriate
 
2012-12-31 12:09:46 PM
GIS revels actual wire strippers!
 
2012-12-31 12:10:21 PM
Doh! Reveals.
 
2012-12-31 12:11:17 PM

calbert: snowjack: FTFA: She remains in the Tazewell County Justice Center awaiting a bond hearing Monday.

A most appropriately named facility.

it's pronounced 'Tazz-well'


Toe-May-Toe, Toe-Mah-Toe. I prefer the pronunciation that implies they are adept with tasers.
 
2012-12-31 12:12:08 PM
(•_•) Looks like shes been
( •_•)>⌐■-■ Stripped of her rights
(⌐■_■)
 
2012-12-31 12:16:21 PM
www.blogcdn.com

Leave it too long on one spot, there's your smoking hot stripper.
 
2012-12-31 12:18:23 PM

farkin_noob: Also, I was a little worried it was my sister. :-\

/she used to be actually hot, but a 46 stripper with a bad boob is only fark hot


Soooo, are you drinking whiskey yet?
 
2012-12-31 12:18:28 PM

jfivealive: You just can't not look because...
what if?


It has happened...
/need more eye bleach.
 
2012-12-31 12:20:04 PM
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Now, for her finale, Misty will twirl around on the pole
as her head twirls around on her neck
 
2012-12-31 12:20:57 PM

LesterB: "Misty Light-Yow"!?

[i32.photobucket.com image 215x241]

approves.
/hotter than the mugshot


Well, if it's not gonna be a stripper pic thread, I leave happy for the Zippy the Pinhead reference.
 
2012-12-31 12:21:02 PM

farkin_noob: Peenus: Funny thing is even with that name she went by "Rain" while stripping. She was also fired and escorted out of the club she was working at about 2 hours prior to this happening.

What club? Please don't say Al's. I remember when that was a classy place.


I'm guessing it's the place out on West Farmington Road, which used to be called Fantasyland and was known as the strip club for druggies, hookers, and women that you would pay to keep their clothes on. I'm not even sure if they ever got a liquor license under the new name.
 
2012-12-31 12:22:19 PM

sandbar67: Has anyone mentioned yet that with a name like Misty, she was destined to become a stripper? You might even say it was her DestinyDestyny,


/pet peave
 
2012-12-31 12:22:40 PM
The sham/pain room.

And that whack-a-dude looks like that Emily Rose chat roulette marketing campaign chick, post possession.
 
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