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2012-12-31 10:50:00 AM
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Take off that stupid f*cking hat.
 
2012-12-31 11:10:05 AM
I'd ask what problem submitter has with this, but really, I'm pretty sure the answer is that they're a f*cking idiot.
 
2012-12-31 11:15:19 AM

SilentStrider: I'd ask what problem submitter has with this, but really, I'm pretty sure the answer is that they're a f*cking idiot.


Came in to post something similar.

Sounds to me like that would be a great collaboration.  At least it won't be another Pirates movie.
 
2012-12-31 11:24:20 AM
I'd check that collaboration out.
 
2012-12-31 11:29:03 AM
I'd like to see Tarantino do something with Ron Jeremy.

A movie, that is. A movie.

A Tarantino-type movie.
 
2012-12-31 11:39:44 AM
Perhaps dumbmitter would prefer another Tim Burton/Johnny Depp collaboration?  We certainly haven't had enough of those.
 
2012-12-31 11:42:46 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: Perhaps dumbmitter would prefer another Tim Burton/Johnny Depp collaboration?  We certainly haven't had enough of those.


Ohhhhhhhhh...I HOPE Helena Bonham Carter is in it!
 
2012-12-31 11:54:53 AM
So Depp will do something watchable again? What's the problem here?
 
2012-12-31 11:55:41 AM

Howie Spankowitz: SilentStrider: I'd ask what problem submitter has with this, but really, I'm pretty sure the answer is that they're a f*cking idiot.

Came in to post something similar.

Sounds to me like that would be a great collaboration.  At least it won't be another Pirates movie.


Unless it was a Quentin Tarantino pirate movie. That might be interesting. Or just really long.
 
2012-12-31 11:56:20 AM
I'd watch and enjoy it, and so would you.
 
2012-12-31 11:57:48 AM

Secret Agent X23: I'd like to see Tarantino do something with Ron Jeremy.

A movie, that is. A movie.

A Tarantino-type movie.


Do you know what they call a blowjob in France?

A Royal with cheese.
 
2012-12-31 11:58:31 AM
Did JD and Tim Burton break up?
 
2012-12-31 11:59:06 AM

SilentStrider: I'd ask what problem submitter has with this, but really, I'm pretty sure the answer is that they're a f*cking idiot.


It's probably the same troll that's behind every other douchey "Oh, something that most people would undoubtedly be interested in? I am contrary! I am hip and cool! Look at me!" headline on this tab.
 
2012-12-31 12:00:45 PM
fark tarentino. I still want a refund for inglourious bastards. Damn movie theatre chick. She was so boring. If the movie had just been the bastards it would've been one of his best. All the trailers showed the bastards. I wanted the see the farking bastards. Not some boring biatch.
 
2012-12-31 12:00:59 PM
Not surprising. Depp already did a Robert Rodriguez flick.
 
2012-12-31 12:01:24 PM
If Tarantino's going to go with a "psuedo history trilogy", let's go to the Middle Ages next.
 
2012-12-31 12:07:29 PM
FTA: "We would love to work together. We've talked about it for years," Tarantino told Rose about Depp. "Not that we get together and talk about it for years, but from time to time. We're obviously fans of each other."

Waiting for Depp's rebuttal.
 
2012-12-31 12:09:48 PM
"No. Just...no" does not qualify as a headline. Subby is a jerk for submitting it and should feel bad. Fark greenlighter person should feel worse. Like stomach flu afraid to leave the house worse.
 
2012-12-31 12:10:32 PM
What's wrong with that, subby? Or are you just retarded?
 
2012-12-31 12:11:02 PM

Howie Spankowitz: AdolfOliverPanties: Perhaps dumbmitter would prefer another Tim Burton/Johnny Depp collaboration?  We certainly haven't had enough of those.

Ohhhhhhhhh...I HOPE Helena Bonham Carter is in it!


Do you think they can get Danny Elfman to do the score?
 
2012-12-31 12:12:15 PM
I'm sure Depp's boyfriend Tim Burton would have a problem with that, but why would subby?
 
2012-12-31 12:12:30 PM

Victoly: Howie Spankowitz: AdolfOliverPanties: Perhaps dumbmitter would prefer another Tim Burton/Johnny Depp collaboration?  We certainly haven't had enough of those.

Ohhhhhhhhh...I HOPE Helena Bonham Carter is in it!

Do you think they can get Danny Elfman to do the score?


Marketing tie-ins by Hot Topic. Get your thirty dollar t-shirt now.
 
2012-12-31 12:13:00 PM
This is gonna be more twisted than bedtime at Micheal Jackson's house.

/Pre-dead Micheal that is.
//Which really isn't much more strange than post dead Micheal.
 
2012-12-31 12:15:23 PM
If Tarantino has a script that calls for an actor playing a way eccentric dude in some bizarre makeup who can mumble through a movie it would be a genius collaboration.
 
2012-12-31 12:17:36 PM
Your bad and should feel bad.jpeg

So bad it doesn't deserve zoidberg
 
2012-12-31 12:17:38 PM

SilentStrider: I'd ask what problem submitter has with this, but really, I'm pretty sure the answer is that they're a f*cking idiot.


Perhaps he's tired of rehashed, ill conceived "homage" crap?
 
2012-12-31 12:17:45 PM
Trolling in the new year!!
 
2012-12-31 12:19:55 PM
Depp and Burton beat it with mascara.
 
2012-12-31 12:25:45 PM
I don't know what subby's problem is, but this sounds pretty cool to me.
 
2012-12-31 12:29:09 PM

offmymeds: FTA: "We would love to work together. We've talked about it for years," Tarantino told Rose about Depp. "Not that we get together and talk about it for years, but from time to time. We're obviously fans of each other."

Waiting for Depp's rebuttal.


Why wouldn't Depp want to work with QT? Regardless of how you feel about his movies, I don't think any actor has came off poorly in them.
 
2012-12-31 12:30:52 PM

CarnySaur: Howie Spankowitz: SilentStrider: I'd ask what problem submitter has with this, but really, I'm pretty sure the answer is that they're a f*cking idiot.

Came in to post something similar.

Sounds to me like that would be a great collaboration.  At least it won't be another Pirates movie.

Unless it was a Quentin Tarantino pirate movie. That might be interesting. Or just really long.


4 hours 20 minutes.
 
2012-12-31 12:32:45 PM
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Champion of the Sun: Why wouldn't Depp want to work with QT? Regardless of how you feel about his movies, I don't think any actor has came off poorly in them.


He was great in the Rodriguez flick.
 
2012-12-31 12:32:55 PM
Depp was already in Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Oh, wait, Rodriguez and Tarantino aren't the same person...

...or ARE they?
 
2012-12-31 12:34:02 PM

sigdiamond2000: [i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

Take off that stupid f*cking hat.


You kids and you stupid hats.
the only think you seem to understand is your paychecks.
You making a movie on Monday?
Yes?
No.
How about Tuesday?
No.
 
2012-12-31 12:34:58 PM

Dr. Whoof: Depp was already in Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Oh, wait, Rodriguez and Tarantino aren't the same person...

...or ARE they?


One's a puppet controlled by the other.
 
2012-12-31 12:35:55 PM
So is Tarantino taking over the "Don Quixote" thing from Terry Gilliam? Now that is a Tarantino film I might actually watch.

/actually fell asleep during Kill Bill Part 1
 
2012-12-31 12:36:22 PM

SilentStrider: I'd ask what problem submitter has with this, but really, I'm pretty sure the answer is that they're a f*cking idiot.


Concur 100%

Should be interesting.
 
2012-12-31 12:36:36 PM

KhamanV: Victoly: Howie Spankowitz: AdolfOliverPanties: Perhaps dumbmitter would prefer another Tim Burton/Johnny Depp collaboration?  We certainly haven't had enough of those.

Ohhhhhhhhh...I HOPE Helena Bonham Carter is in it!

Do you think they can get Danny Elfman to do the score?

Marketing tie-ins by Hot Topic. Get your thirty dollar t-shirt now.


I am waiting for the Happy Meal.
 
2012-12-31 12:37:50 PM

Champion of the Sun: offmymeds: FTA: "We would love to work together. We've talked about it for years," Tarantino told Rose about Depp. "Not that we get together and talk about it for years, but from time to time. We're obviously fans of each other."

Waiting for Depp's rebuttal.

Why wouldn't Depp want to work with QT? Regardless of how you feel about his movies, I don't think any actor has came off poorly in them.


I was only trying to say that Tarantino might just be talking through his hat as far as his relationship with Depp goes. Maybe Johnny doesn't see it the same way Quentin does.

BTW, I've enjoyed many of both QT's and JD's films. Both are quite talented and I think it's a shame that JD has become typecast as some crazy half-drunk pirate. A waste of talent.
 
2012-12-31 12:40:17 PM

dwade: fark tarentino. I still want a refund for inglourious bastards. Damn movie theatre chick. She was so boring. If the movie had just been the bastards it would've been one of his best. All the trailers showed the bastards. I wanted the see the farking bastards. Not some boring biatch.


Yeah, because Melanie Laurent is HARRIBLE!
Idiot.

img3.ranker.com
 
2012-12-31 12:41:03 PM

offmymeds: Champion of the Sun: offmymeds: FTA: "We would love to work together. We've talked about it for years," Tarantino told Rose about Depp. "Not that we get together and talk about it for years, but from time to time. We're obviously fans of each other."

Waiting for Depp's rebuttal.

Why wouldn't Depp want to work with QT? Regardless of how you feel about his movies, I don't think any actor has came off poorly in them.

I was only trying to say that Tarantino might just be talking through his hat as far as his relationship with Depp goes. Maybe Johnny doesn't see it the same way Quentin does.

BTW, I've enjoyed many of both QT's and JD's films. Both are quite talented and I think it's a shame that JD has become typecast as some crazy half-drunk pirate. A waste of talent.


Oh, cool. Seems like Depp is the one who typecast himself though. He really went full-bore into Jack Sparrow clones.

Hard to take Depp seriously after Tosh made fun of him for wearing so many accessories. How many bracelets are too many for a 47 year old man? Six, the number is six.
 
2012-12-31 12:47:32 PM

dwade: fark tarentino. I still want a refund for inglourious bastards. Damn movie theatre chick. She was so boring. If the movie had just been the bastards it would've been one of his best. All the trailers showed the bastards. I wanted the see the farking bastards. Not some boring biatch.


The Basterds were intentionally one-dimensional and made to appear as thuggish and mindlessly violent as possible. If the movie had been nothing but that, it would have sucked horribly.
 
2012-12-31 12:51:40 PM
Farkers hate them both, right? In that case maybe us Farkers hope the remake the helicopter scene from Twilight Zone The Movie.
 
2012-12-31 12:52:58 PM
Isn't it time for Tarantino to start Kill Bill 3?
 
2012-12-31 01:00:03 PM

sigdiamond2000: [i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

Take off that stupid f*cking hat.


...you ass...

/really obscure
 
2012-12-31 01:03:00 PM

Cletus C.: If Tarantino has a script that calls for an actor playing a way eccentric dude in some bizarre makeup who can mumble through a movie it would be a genius collaboration.


Pirates of the Caribbean 6: Sparrow Unchained.
 
2012-12-31 01:14:13 PM

NeoCortex42: Isn't it time for Tarantino to start Kill Bill 3?


I actually read a review of django unchained that included the phrase " I didn't like the kill bill trilogy. ". Either she was from the future or is unqualified to review movies as she made one up just to say she didn't like it"
 
2012-12-31 01:18:59 PM

Champion of the Sun: Hard to take Depp seriously after Tosh made fun of him for wearing so many accessories. How many bracelets are too many for a 47 year old man? Six, the number is six.


Daniel Tosh? Oh yeah, that's gotta hurt coming from him, the smarmy suburban white guy who likes to pretend that because he hates everything he's awesome.
 
2012-12-31 01:35:19 PM

theurge14: Champion of the Sun: Hard to take Depp seriously after Tosh made fun of him for wearing so many accessories. How many bracelets are too many for a 47 year old man? Six, the number is six.

Daniel Tosh? Oh yeah, that's gotta hurt coming from him, the smarmy suburban white guy who likes to pretend that because he hates everything he's awesome.


theurge14? Oh yeah, that's gotta hurt coming from him, the smarmy suburban white guy who likes to pretend that because he hates everything he's awesome
 
2012-12-31 01:42:06 PM
hey subby....

 www.pandorafilm.com
 
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