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(CafeMom)   Don't know which New Year's Eve show to watch? Here's a handy compendium with scheduled performers. Or, you could just watch all the women in tight outfits on Univision   (thestir.cafemom.com) divider line 53
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2012-12-31 09:33:53 AM
And here's a to-the-minute breakdown of what will be happening in Times Square:  Link
 
2012-12-31 09:41:25 AM
I know musical taste is subjective and it's pointless and annoying to say something like "Every one of those people scheduled to perform is worse than listening to an ugly horse giving birth to twins," but I think I'll pass on TV tonight and just go down to the stables with a six pack of zima an a bullhorn.
 
2012-12-31 11:09:03 AM
"Find out where you can watch Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, Honey Boo Boo, Ke$ha, Snooki"

*runs out to buy blank VHS tapes to record
 
2012-12-31 11:17:11 AM
Actually, with the craptacular New Years Eve shows, watching women in tight outfits on Univision doesn't sound like too bad of an idea.
 
2012-12-31 11:51:03 AM
some extra-special guests including Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman

A Ron Swanson New Year's Eve would be the greatest thing ever.
 
2012-12-31 12:40:18 PM
A few others:

106 & Party (BET, 11 p.m.-1 a.m.). Trinidad James and Ca$h Out headline the annual New Year's bash

Fuse - New Year's Eve Dance Party

TVGuide Channel - Oh Yeah, That Happened: A look at the year in pop culture

Teen Nick - Top ten "Best of 2012"

ASXTV - Pitbull concert
 
2012-12-31 02:27:15 PM
I would kill everyone I know and myself before I would watch a second of that idiot Secrest.

And yes, I am totally jealous of his beard.
 
2012-12-31 02:30:54 PM
Im probably in for the night. Dosent look like any channel is showing MArx brothers movies. TCM has been showing Abbot and Costello movies all day but that aint good. Guess ill jsut have some Nyquil stingers and try and get better.
 
2012-12-31 02:36:45 PM
Challenge accepted.

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2012-12-31 02:45:57 PM

jmr61: I would kill everyone I know and myself before I would watch a second of that idiot Secrest.

And yes, I am totally jealous of his beard.


Don't forget your sweetheart Jenny "remember to NOT vaccinate your kids!" McCarthy.
 
2012-12-31 02:48:20 PM
Yeah, we're watching movies on our XBMC server (probably Home Alone 1 and 2) and then turn on one of the channels at 11:59:45 to watch the ball drop.

Maybe play some Need For Speed and maybe watch some Three Stooges.
 
2012-12-31 02:51:23 PM
I've got big plans.
Spike Seacrest's water bottle with Vi-sine.
Make sure I have an out of state alibi.
Oh, and I'll be partying my ass off in Vermont.
 
2012-12-31 02:51:29 PM
So, no Dick Clark at all? Not even a quick shot of him kissing his wife at midnight?
 
2012-12-31 02:53:09 PM
Instead of watching any of that farking trash (although the Univsion idea was ok), I'll just watch "Cum Hungry Anal POV Sluts 23" and time my release for midnight.
 
2012-12-31 02:54:34 PM
I"m going to try to get Mrs. Smurf to orgasm at midnight but she won't mind if it takes till PST to roll over
 
2012-12-31 02:55:32 PM
I just remembered that Dick Clark died. I'll blame it on early partying...
 
2012-12-31 02:59:18 PM
Chick fil a bowl / sportscenter / porn

Happy New Year!
 
2012-12-31 03:03:21 PM

ABQGOD: I just remembered that Dick Clark died. I'll blame it on early partying...


Well it could be cool maybe to show a quick time-warp shot of all the kisses he had with his wife over the years at new years.

Wife and I are sick. Staying in, probably watch the Seacrest show close to midnight. Other than that it's xbox and/or movies under blankets.
 
2012-12-31 03:06:09 PM

Brakefornobody: Challenge accepted.

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Too much silicone/saline. Gorgeous, too bad she ruined her body.

Always disappointed with the Latin stations: I love Latinas but hate implants.
 
2012-12-31 03:09:46 PM
Too bad it's a Hope-less new years. RIP that glorious, aging anachronism.
 
2012-12-31 03:11:30 PM
It really puts things in perspective when you spend the night watching other people have fun.
 
2012-12-31 03:20:29 PM

Cheron: It really puts things in perspective when you spend the night watching other people have fun.


Especially when those other people are naked and having sex.
 
2012-12-31 03:26:49 PM
Like most New Years Eves, I'll be asleep before midnight (my time, anyway). I'm starting a new schedule on Wednesday and I have to get used to getting up around 3:30am to be at work by 5. I do have tomorrow off, but I plan on getting up early and going out to do some grocery shopping while a large portion of people are staying home nursing hangovers.

I'm a very exciting person. I don't how this world can stand me.
 
2012-12-31 03:27:01 PM
yeah, all those options just sound horrible. We'll probably watch movies until midnight then flip it over for the ball drop
 
2012-12-31 03:32:15 PM
I be at work until 11pm local time (Central Time Zone) so I really don't care. Yet, I guess I care enough to post that I don't care. The end.
 
2012-12-31 03:32:35 PM
Remember the rule about associating names with pictures for later um research?
 
2012-12-31 03:33:15 PM
Before internet porn (pre1996 for me), as a teenager, I would spend my Saturdays home alone with the volume turned down low and the channel tuned to Univision. Never knew what was going on, just some crazy shiat with tits, ass, and wild contests.
 
2012-12-31 03:35:30 PM
I have no plans to watch the Times Square event. Could honestly not give a damn about it. Stopped watching it when they stopped preforming 'Auld Lang Syne' and started preforming 'New York New York'.
 
2012-12-31 03:37:46 PM

Cheron: It really puts things in perspective when you spend the night watching other people have fun.


You know, the thing is, Times Square in a throng of humanity is not my idea of fun.

Mrs. Earguy and I will probably have a few intimate moments after having a nice dinner at home, we may watch a movie, she'll kiss me goodnight around ten, I'll stay up and channel surf, watch the ball drop at midnight, go to bed.  Tomorrow, every year we go to wife's sister's place in Philly, where we celebrate Dad's birthday (Jan 1), we can see the Mummers from the balcony, and we all hang out and enjoy family.

I enjoy a drink as much as anybody, but doing the Times Square thing seems really forced.  Really nothing to do there but toot obnoxious noisemakers, all the performances on TV can't be seen live.
 
2012-12-31 03:38:01 PM
Now witness the firepower of this fully LOADED and OPERATIONAL battle station bong!
 
2012-12-31 03:44:26 PM

Godscrack: "Find out where you can watch Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, Honey Boo Boo, Ke$ha, Snooki"

*runs out to buy blank VHS tapes to record


So the link is actually a sadomasochism site on good ways to inflict pain on New Years Eve?
 
2012-12-31 03:46:31 PM

dustman81: Actually, with the craptacular New Years Eve shows, watching women in tight outfits on Univision doesn't sound like too bad of an idea.


I always watch Univision just hoping for a seam to break. They never do, but I keep watching in anticipation.
 
2012-12-31 03:57:16 PM
Screw all that crap. I'm listening to the top 40 dance songs of the 80s on Sirius XM!
 
2012-12-31 03:58:45 PM
 
2012-12-31 04:14:19 PM
Last year at a friend's party I got super blitzed, blacked out, and engaged in inappropriate behavior that I can't remember. This year, I'll drink less so I can remember said inappropriate behavior.
 
2012-12-31 05:00:21 PM

Pincy: Cheron: It really puts things in perspective when you spend the night watching other people have fun.

Especially when those other people are naked and having sex.


Keep that in mind if you see me peeking through your bedroom window tonight.
 
2012-12-31 05:16:50 PM
What channel is Guy Lombardo on?
 
2012-12-31 05:18:34 PM
I'll be drunk.
/my balls dropped years ago
 
2012-12-31 05:21:24 PM
I was just going to watch the reruns of "the walking dead" and wait to fap until the Ricks wife dies. God..i waited for that biatch to get hers for so long.

/kidding..but maybe not.
 
2012-12-31 05:43:33 PM
I know I'm not the only one who said "Who?" after 90 % of those names.

/even in the 80s and 90s, if you didn't like an artist, you'd have at least heard of them.
 
2012-12-31 05:44:57 PM
How freaking sad.

Even if my kids wanted to stay up and watch New Year's Eve, I don't think I'd let them watch any of the garbage on TV.
 
2012-12-31 05:48:00 PM

ABQGOD: So, no Dick Clark at all? Not even a quick shot of him kissing his wife at midnight?


That would be farking disturbing.
 
2012-12-31 06:06:08 PM

Godscrack: "Find out where you can watch Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, Honey Boo Boo, Ke$ha, Snooki"

*runs out to buy rocket launcher


FTFY
 
2012-12-31 06:16:31 PM
whatever, I'll be streaming http://jungletrain.net/ which is currently on an olde sk00l set. WOOOOO!


/G-Force playing some Congo Natty, right now!
 
2012-12-31 06:35:16 PM

Pyynk: Last year at a friend's party I got super blitzed, blacked out, and engaged in inappropriate behavior that I can't remember. This year, I'll drink less so I can remember said inappropriate behavior.


i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-31 06:44:57 PM

Euell Gibbons: What channel is Guy Lombardo on?


He works for 3CP-1 now.
 
2012-12-31 06:50:21 PM

Brakefornobody: Challenge accepted.

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I would disappoint Jackie Guerrido so farking hard...
 
2012-12-31 07:21:14 PM

hbk72777: I know I'm not the only one who said "Who?" after 90 % of those names.

/even in the 80s and 90s, if you didn't like an artist, you'd have at least heard of them.


In the 80's and 90's you were younger and more hip to it all.
You kinda have to go out of your way to not know 90% of those names, they're very common entertainers today.
 
2012-12-31 08:56:33 PM
GIS for women of Univision

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2012-12-31 09:02:07 PM

meerkat: GIS for women of Univision

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Haven't seen that much plastic since I passed by an Apple store.
 
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