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(Huffington Post UK)   The 50 Shades Of Grey effect: classic literature to be republished with enhanced sex scenes and audiobook versions to be given 70's funkerific soundtracks   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, Sherlock Holmes, Arthur Conan Doyle, Dr Watson, sex scenes, Wuthering Heights  
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2511 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Dec 2012 at 10:45 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-31 08:49:06 AM  
2 votes:
will gilbert gottfried read them as well?
2012-12-31 03:57:25 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder what would happen if we exposed the readers of 50 Shades to something like, say, The Story of O...
2012-12-31 11:29:37 AM  
1 vote:
The final nail in the coffin of English literature. Pack it up, everyone. We're done here.
2012-12-31 11:27:01 AM  
1 vote:
I bought the entire series for my wife. Niether one of us could make it through the 1st third of the first book before we were like, "pffft... What a flaming pile of crap."

I can oly imagine that most people's sex lives are very boring. Because there was nothing particularly interesting in that book to us.

As a final review, all I can really say is that there is NO STORY whatsoever. It's all about some virgin getting taken advantage of by a sexual devient. Nothing else happensl. I mean, even Twlight had a story to go along with all the sexual angst.
2012-12-31 11:21:59 AM  
1 vote:

weirdneighbour: I don't get it, this can't be the first erotic book for women. Whats the big deal?

/know nothing about the book except it is supposedly ultra-erotic
//please excuse my ignorance

Someone invented sex again. Shhhh
2012-12-31 11:13:05 AM  
1 vote:
WTF is it with this SoG fad? Seriously are you people so f*cking sexually primitive and stupid that you act like a pair of teenage boys who snuck dads Hustler out of the house and are making boner jokes about it all while you turn the pages.

All of you on the SoG dick...just STFU for gods sake............

Sh*ttiest literature schtick ever...............
2012-12-31 11:06:35 AM  
1 vote:
Good, someone is making Northanger Abbey bearable.

/still want those hours of my life back
2012-12-31 11:02:10 AM  
1 vote:

suthrnrunt: now give me some tale tale heart with graphic sex scene up till the point he dismembers someone while farking them in their skill where the pale eye use to be..

The Cock of Amontillado
The Masque of the Red Wings
The Oval Orifice
AIDS. Found in a Bottle
The Safeword of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether
2012-12-31 10:50:31 AM  
1 vote:
now give me some tale tale heart with graphic sex scene up till the point he dismembers someone while farking them in their skill where the pale eye use to be..
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