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2012-12-31 01:47:00 PM
6 votes:
upload.lhurgoyf.net

Red October, standing by.
2012-12-31 12:14:57 PM
4 votes:
"We named the dog Indiana."
2012-12-31 07:14:57 AM
3 votes:
Get to the chhhoppppaaaa!!!
2012-12-31 07:46:59 PM
2 votes:
Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis!
2012-12-31 02:10:17 PM
2 votes:
Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.
2012-12-31 01:49:15 PM
2 votes:
Thairsh been a terrible acshident.
2012-12-31 11:47:50 AM
2 votes:
Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.
2012-12-31 10:43:56 AM
2 votes:
Obvious.

One ping. One ping only.

Or just the tip....
2012-12-31 07:21:30 AM
2 votes:
Y'know, I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus. But I ain't never seen no phantom Russian submarine.
2012-12-31 07:12:42 AM
2 votes:
I would have liked to see Montana
2013-01-02 11:20:26 AM
1 votes:
"Thairsh been a terrible acshident."


Link
2013-01-01 02:03:34 PM
1 votes:
"I think somebody just shot a torpedo at us"
"No s@#t dickweed, get the hell out of here!"

The mini-sub driver, that was his real job, and his real glasses.
Scott Glenn spent a week on an actual sub, with the crew ordered to treat him like the captain. How farking cool would that be?
2013-01-01 10:47:56 AM
1 votes:
Little known fact, Sean Connoery foretold the election of Obama in that movie.

Right at the beginning, he says "Barack. New Barack"
2013-01-01 08:11:51 AM
1 votes:
No papers.
2012-12-31 06:41:23 PM
1 votes:
Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
2012-12-31 06:35:11 PM
1 votes:
You can't drown, you fool, you're immortal!
2012-12-31 05:30:18 PM
1 votes:
All right, Ryan - we just unzipped our fly.
2012-12-31 04:55:24 PM
1 votes:
It would sound like whales humping or a seismic anomaly; anything but a submarine.
2012-12-31 04:49:49 PM
1 votes:
And it wasn't that light stuff either, it was that chunky industrial waste puke!

/You want a bite?
2012-12-31 04:42:16 PM
1 votes:
Then tell it right, COB. Pavarotti is a tenor, Paganini was a composer.
2012-12-31 03:24:01 PM
1 votes:
Sir, it's the Vladimir Monomakh. Someone just dropped 45 cents.

Are you sure?

Oh, yeah. A quarter and 2 dimes.
2012-12-31 02:24:34 PM
1 votes:
Вхат'с оур миссион? Ресцуе Гиллиган?
2012-12-31 02:07:47 PM
1 votes:
He didn't really slip on his tea, did he?
2012-12-31 01:53:13 PM
1 votes:
It reminds me of the heady days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. Now they will tremble again - at the sound of our silence.
2012-12-31 01:48:29 PM
1 votes:
Becareful what you shoot at. Certain things in here don't react well to bullets.
2012-12-31 01:47:07 PM
1 votes:
He's hiding at the bottom like an addled schoolboy.
2012-12-31 01:25:37 PM
1 votes:
There can be only one quote: "I'm not Spanish, I'm Egyptian."
2012-12-31 01:18:22 PM
1 votes:

way south: /the Cold War is over.


The cold war seems to be heating back up.

/it was Paganini
2012-12-31 12:58:10 PM
1 votes:
A great day, comradesh; we shail into hishtory!
2012-12-31 12:57:58 PM
1 votes:
You arrogant ass! You've killed us!
2012-12-31 12:57:55 PM
1 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Intrigued by this development.
2012-12-31 12:45:05 PM
1 votes:
It's not noiseless.

The Russian media has been yelling about it for a couple of years now.

//Quit pissing, Yuri; the Kapitain knows what he's doing.
2012-12-31 12:38:11 PM
1 votes:
The
2012-12-31 12:23:28 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, horses're fascinating animals. Dumb as fenceposts but very intuitive. In that way they're not too different from high school girls: they may not have a brain in their head but they do know all the boys want to fark 'em.
2012-12-31 12:16:34 PM
1 votes:

WelldeadLink: All Borei class submarines are equipped with a floating rescue chamber designed to fit in the whole crew.


I found that interesting. It's like the Russians know their subs tend to have dives > surfacings.

Still, I wonder if the Boreis are really quiet enough to not be found. Much quieter than previous boomers does not mean we can't find and follow them. But then again, the Ohio class is now 15 years old for the newest ship in the class... I imagine they may not be as hard to find as they once were. It looks like we aren't anywhere close to a replacement design for those.
2012-12-31 12:07:40 PM
1 votes:
Shuck it Trebek!
2012-12-31 11:21:37 AM
1 votes:
I have an emergency supply, but I'm only allowed to use that in time of war. Mister, you don't get me on that submarine and that's just what you'll have!
2012-12-31 11:20:44 AM
1 votes:
Russians don't take a dump without a plan, Son.
2012-12-31 11:16:22 AM
1 votes:
when he reached the new world, cortez burned his ships. as a result, his crew were well motivated.
2012-12-31 11:03:01 AM
1 votes:
i212.photobucket.com

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
2012-12-31 09:58:31 AM
1 votes:
Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies
 
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