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(NBC News)   Kevin Smith says that "Clerks 3" will be his last effort as a director. That is if you count "Clerks" and "Clerks 2" as efforts   (entertainment.nbcnews.com) divider line 20
    More: Followup, Kevin Smith, Chasing Amy, Silent Bob, high note  
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2012-12-31 11:34:32 AM  
5 votes:

Meethos: fark every single one of you who will hate on this. I say bring it on, I will watch it and hope to enjoy it!

/If it sucks, I'll hate it.


All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny biatches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax farks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shiat, then shiat out our shiat, and then eat their shiat that's made up of our shiat that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfarks are next. Love- Meethos
2012-12-31 11:37:27 AM  
3 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-12-31 03:47:02 PM  
2 votes:

RevRaven: The Clerks cartoon was prolly the best stuff he did, and it only got 6 episodes.



OH MY GOD BEAR IS DRIVING HOW CAN THAT BE?

/someone referenced that on Fark last week
2012-12-31 12:05:29 PM  
2 votes:
Kevin Smith eats his money. Every movie is his last movie until he realizes he's still alive, counter to his expectations.
2012-12-31 11:42:36 AM  
2 votes:

titwrench: Wadded Beef: Clerks was okay but Clerks 2 was superfail. I love his speaking engagements, though, as he's a terrific orator. Just hearing the story of his attempts to get Superman remade and the morons he dealt with is worth it alone.

Rosario Dawson dancing on the roof begs to differ.

/Porch monkey for life


It's cool, everybody, he's taking it back.
2012-12-31 11:21:19 AM  
2 votes:
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup!
2013-01-01 04:51:56 PM  
1 votes:

Biledriver: It'd be better if he just brought the cartoon back.


Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie coming out in 2013.
2013-01-01 12:12:39 PM  
1 votes:
My love for you is like a truck

BERZERKER!

Would you like to be making fu---

What happened to that guy?

\Drawing Flies...
2013-01-01 01:41:56 AM  
1 votes:

Your Average Witty Fark User: I had no idea hating on Kevin Smith was the hipster thing to do.

So yeah, fark you subs.


Kevin Smith, Olive Garden, Dave Barry, children, Lady Gaga, and The Dark Knight.
2013-01-01 12:30:01 AM  
1 votes:

EngineerAU: shoegaze99: Yeah, I like Kevin Smith the dude far more than I do his work.

I soured on Kevin Smith after the airplane incident.It was bad enough that he didn't purchase a second seat but then putting out podcast after podcast about how evil the airline was instead of taking responsibility for his physical condition was a textbook case of the type of self absorbed entitlement that only comes from living a life surrounded by suck ups.


2/10
2012-12-31 11:21:27 PM  
1 votes:
I had no idea hating on Kevin Smith was the hipster thing to do.

So yeah, fark you subs.
2012-12-31 07:28:35 PM  
1 votes:
Guy's he only making a movie not asking you to marry him
2012-12-31 06:00:54 PM  
1 votes:
Hit Somebody will be a cake miniseries.

Clerks was about his twenties. Clerks 2 was about his thirties. Clerks 3 will be about his forties.

/not Kevin Smith
//Jizz Master Zero might be though
2012-12-31 02:59:52 PM  
1 votes:

LouDobbsAwaaaay: theurge14: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is unwatchable

THIS. I haven't watched anything he's done since that turd hit the theater. He should reimburse anyone who paid to see that thing.


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2012-12-31 12:40:09 PM  
1 votes:
If they do not give us an update on the Eff You Yankee Blue Jeans band, I care not.
2012-12-31 12:23:46 PM  
1 votes:

Wadded Beef: Clerks was okay but Clerks 2 was superfail. I love his speaking engagements, though, as he's a terrific orator. Just hearing the story of his attempts to get Superman remade and the morons he dealt with is worth it alone.


Oh God yes! His story about trying to make the documentary with Prince is on par with the Superman story - giant mechanical spiders, FTW!
ecl
2012-12-31 12:05:32 PM  
1 votes:
Red state was worse than a Sci-Fi movie.
2012-12-31 12:05:00 PM  
1 votes:
Well, they could bring back Caitlin Bree from the crazy farm and that makes a dilema for Dante...(you know, stay with his current wife or take the girlfriend back)

just saying...
2012-12-31 11:54:41 AM  
1 votes:

LouDobbsAwaaaay: theurge14: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is unwatchable

THIS. I haven't watched anything he's done since that turd hit the theater. He should reimburse anyone who paid to see that thing.


"All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny biatches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax farks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shiat, then shiat out our shiat, and then eat their shiat that's made up of our shiat that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfarks are next. Love- Jay and Silent Bob"
2012-12-31 11:49:52 AM  
1 votes:
What a copout.
 
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