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(Alaska Dispatch)   Experts now say MI6 agent described as a an introverted math genius with an unorthodox sexual history probably got naked, climbed into the gym bag in his bathroom and padlocked it shut, before being found dead   (alaskadispatch.com) divider line 27
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2012-12-31 11:33:27 AM
7 votes:
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Ah, the old "Dirty Einstein". I saw a midget try this once in a Hong Kong opium den in 1956. Poor bastard lost a thumb trying to get the zipper on the gym bag shut."
2012-12-31 07:15:13 AM
6 votes:
Man... They train those MI6 guys to do EVERYTHING.
2012-12-31 11:53:35 AM
4 votes:
I'm just curious about the specialists who could not even lock themselves in a bag. Just what was their specialty.
2012-12-31 11:52:04 AM
4 votes:
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Mr. Furious: Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father's death.
The Bowler: Yes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
The Blue Raja: You know, I've always suspected a bit of foul play there.
The Bowler: As have I.
2012-12-31 09:29:20 AM
4 votes:
Hey at least the case is closed now. And locked. With a body inside.
2012-12-31 05:09:39 AM
4 votes:
did he shoot himself in the head first, cause then i would really be impressed
2012-12-31 11:29:42 AM
3 votes:
"described as a an introverted math genius"?

Hey idiot, since "an" is phonetically pronounced with a vowel sound it should be:

"described as an an introverted math genius".
2012-12-31 01:30:20 PM
2 votes:
Dr. Wilcox: We are satisfied that on the balance of probabilities that Gareth was killed unlawfully and we can not rule out involvement by the secret services
MI6:Splendid, Dr. Wilcox. Keep up the good work and for your efforts would you like to see the lovely line of carry-all bags we keep just for our agents.
Dr. Wilcox: It is highly probable Gareth killed himself.
2012-12-31 12:33:34 PM
2 votes:
"Wilcox severely criticized Williams's employers at MI6 who failed to report him missing for seven days when he did not turn up for work."

Yeah, that seems legit. I mean, it's not like keeping track of people would normally be something MI6 would be interested in or anything.
2012-12-31 12:08:36 PM
2 votes:

pjc51: Captain Steroid: Suicide. Yeah. That's the ticket. >_>'

Is anyone claiming it was deliberate suicide? I thought the story was that he got off on locking himself in tight spaces, until the one time when it all went wrong and he couldn't get himself out.


I think they're saying its an illegitimate suicide. As opposed to a legitimate one where the body is able to just kind of shut it all down...or something like that.
2012-12-31 11:44:10 AM
2 votes:

Suede head: He was just giving the Schrodinger's Cat theory a really good tryout.


Ah good point. He wasn't dead until someone opened the bag. So whoever opened the bag is the murderer

Can't be suicide.
2012-12-31 11:41:11 AM
2 votes:

Amos Quito: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x708]


Boy, I hope Bilbo has an extra long one of these:
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2012-12-31 11:16:26 AM
2 votes:
Damn, that movie franchise sure turned ridiculous in a hurry.
2012-12-31 01:43:25 PM
1 votes:

some_beer_drinker: did he shoot himself in the head first, cause then i would really be impressed


www.imfdb.org
2012-12-31 12:41:26 PM
1 votes:

Bigdogdaddy: Had a suicide here where a guy shot himself in the back of the head 3 times. Yeah, seriously. Of course, this is the land of Oz, anything can happen here.


Well that story was probably just concocted to divert attention from the possibility he was shot by a murderous marsupial or some rogue form of vegetation.
2012-12-31 12:30:31 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if they nicknamed him Bilbo after this.
2012-12-31 12:29:46 PM
1 votes:
Hey, if i didnt show for work w/o explaination for more than a day, i'd want someone to come to my house and let me out of my gym bag too.

They failed this man, failed him i tell ya.
2012-12-31 12:22:42 PM
1 votes:
Why, to suggest this wasn't a suicide would mean you are a tin-foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist kook.
2012-12-31 12:15:30 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, and Alexander Litvinenko just ate some bad sushi.
2012-12-31 12:10:28 PM
1 votes:
Like the Clinton Death List -

"He's shot three times in the back of the head."
"Clearly a suicide."
2012-12-31 11:54:07 AM
1 votes:
This thread is probably as good as any to ask this:

Am I the only one that is hoping for a Judi Dench sex tape scandal before she dies?
2012-12-31 11:41:29 AM
1 votes:
He was just giving the Schrodinger's Cat theory a really good tryout.
2012-12-31 11:31:23 AM
1 votes:
They left out the fact that he proudly exclaimed "The Aristocrats!" before he died...
2012-12-31 11:28:07 AM
1 votes:
I already tend not to believe any story that MI6 is willing to stand by. They are only slightly more likely to be truthful than the CIA.
2012-12-31 11:26:43 AM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-31 11:20:07 AM
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Yeah, right. And the DC madam really hung herself with nylon cord just before she was set to go to court to talk about 9/11. Please. What's the point of a coroner without integrity?


To, um, be fodder for detective stories?
2012-12-31 11:14:36 AM
1 votes:

some_beer_drinker: did he shoot himself in the head first, cause then i would really be impressed


No he just fell on a knife.....36 times.
 
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