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2012-12-31 03:34:28 AM  
The thing to remember about the National Enquirer is that the litmus test is not whether something is true, but whether its lawyers are convinced it will stand up in court. The key phrase is "Insiders believe" she is battling brain cancer.
 
2012-12-31 11:00:16 AM  
And Whitney Houston was murdered!    I think by the same guy who got Kurt Cobain and Elvis... it's a musician serial killer!
 
2012-12-31 11:24:16 AM  

dletter: And Whitney Houston was murdered!    I think by the same guy who got Kurt Cobain and Elvis... it's a musician serial killer!


Elvis wasn't murdered, everyone knows that. He died of heart failure in 1994 after slipping into a diabetic coma.
 
2012-12-31 11:51:38 AM  
img201.imageshack.us

The Christian's don't buy it.

And their 'shooping is atrocious.
 
2012-12-31 12:32:33 PM  
Her immune system is rejectig the alien implant.
 
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2012-12-31 12:36:44 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-31 01:00:07 PM  

Godscrack: [img201.imageshack.us image 579x601]

The Christian's don't buy it.

And their 'shooping is atrocious.


My hair is a bird and my head has a boner. Your argument is invalid.
 
2012-12-31 01:17:28 PM  

Godscrack: [img201.imageshack.us image 579x601]


What the fu(k is this I don't even
 
2012-12-31 01:18:04 PM  
She'd have to have a brain first
 
2012-12-31 01:19:44 PM  

Godscrack: [img201.imageshack.us image 579x601]

The Christian's don't buy it.

And their 'shooping is atrocious.


It looks very much like they 'shooped a whisk coming out of her butt.

/facepalm
 
2012-12-31 01:20:02 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: She'd have to have a brain first


Well done.
 
2012-12-31 01:20:11 PM  
I hope the story is not true and that she is okay.
Good luck Mrs. Clinton!  I hope you get better soon.
 
2012-12-31 01:20:25 PM  
They'll always have John Edwards.
 
2012-12-31 01:20:49 PM  
So the old grandmother's curse that 'lying gives you cancer' is true; who knew?!?

Truly a vile, greedy, lying, responsibllitiy-denying power-obsessed person.
 
2012-12-31 01:21:30 PM  
"If Hillary is indeed diagnosed with brain cancer, the fear that she could die in a manner of months has devastated those in her inner circle.

We actually have cures to some types of brain cancer. Actual bona fide targeted cures, not just radiation/chemo.

Not that I believe anything printed in the National Enquirer.

/but john edwards!
 
2012-12-31 01:22:02 PM  

Triumph: The thing to remember about the National Enquirer is that the litmus test is not whether something is true, but whether its lawyers are convinced it will stand up in court. The key phrase is "Insiders believe" she is battling brain cancer.


Exactly. And don't forget "a source revealed" or "her reps".
 
2012-12-31 01:22:32 PM  
Kind of a long way to go to get out of the Benghazi inquiry but.. II guess you gotta do what you gotta do.
 
2012-12-31 01:22:37 PM  
All I have to say is if Hillary croaks, then the Dem's chances in 2016 are that much for the worse.
 
2012-12-31 01:22:56 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-31 01:23:21 PM  
"The content of this website is not available in your area."

She's OK where I live.
 
2012-12-31 01:24:06 PM  
www.braintumorhumor.com
 
2012-12-31 01:25:36 PM  
I thought she was a cancer not that she had it. Oh well, easy mistake.

on the bright side, Bill seems to be taking the news well.

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2012-12-31 01:25:41 PM  

lennavan: "If Hillary is indeed diagnosed with brain cancer, the fear that she could die in a manner of months has devastated those in her inner circle.

We actually have cures to some types of brain cancer. Actual bona fide targeted cures, not just radiation/chemo.

Not that I believe anything printed in the National Enquirer.

/but john edwards!


But they are illegal.
 
2012-12-31 01:25:42 PM  
www.braintumorhumor.com
 
2012-12-31 01:25:44 PM  
Well at least it's not lupus.
 
2012-12-31 01:25:58 PM  
i830.photobucket.com

Scoffs at your dismissal of the hot sheets.
 
2012-12-31 01:25:59 PM  
Snuke in her snizz.
 
2012-12-31 01:26:26 PM  
I hope it's not true. Can you imagine? Bill - cut loose from any need for public propriety! It'll be all "Lock up yo daughter, lock up yo wife" everywhere he goes.
 
2012-12-31 01:27:16 PM  

Glancing Blow: Triumph: The thing to remember about the National Enquirer is that the litmus test is not whether something is true, but whether its lawyers are convinced it will stand up in court. The key phrase is "Insiders believe" she is battling brain cancer.

Exactly. And don't forget "a source revealed" or "her reps".


All news operates that way.

No different than during an interview when they say "people say that..... how do you respond?"
 
2012-12-31 01:27:55 PM  
Not that I believe anything the National Enquirer has to say, but if this happens to be true, and as a staunch conservative, I wish her nothing but the best. Political beliefs aside, brain cancer isn't something I would ever wish on another human being.
 
2012-12-31 01:28:11 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: They'll always have John Edwards.


And Gary Hart. In fact, I'd be hard pressed to think of a major news story they've gotten wrong.
 
2012-12-31 01:28:47 PM  

Rindred: I hope it's not true. Can you imagine? Bill - cut loose from any need for public propriety! It'll be all "Lock up yo daughter, lock up yo wife" everywhere he goes.


His ticker ain't doin' that well, either.
 
2012-12-31 01:29:10 PM  

Brick-House: I thought she was a cancer not that she had it. Oh well, easy mistake.

on the bright side, Bill seems to be taking the news well.


Damnit! One minute too slow.
 
2012-12-31 01:29:21 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: She'd have to have a brain first


I'm a Hillary supporter and even I can think of a dozen things I don't like about her. Lack of intelligence isn't one of them.
 
2012-12-31 01:30:05 PM  
Whitney Houston was murdered?
 
2012-12-31 01:30:12 PM  
Based on the lastest news she jumped onto my Death Pool list for next year.
 
2012-12-31 01:30:52 PM  

Godscrack: [img201.imageshack.us image 579x601]

The Christian's don't buy it.

And their 'shooping is atrocious.


What the fark is she wearing?
s3.mugglenet.com
 
2012-12-31 01:30:59 PM  
Wow, lots of hate for Hillary on here. Kind of surprising, actually. You'd think she was a republican or something. Are libs hating her now too? Why?

/never got the right-wing hate either
 
2012-12-31 01:31:09 PM  

JonnyG: lennavan: "If Hillary is indeed diagnosed with brain cancer, the fear that she could die in a manner of months has devastated those in her inner circle.

We actually have cures to some types of brain cancer. Actual bona fide targeted cures, not just radiation/chemo.

Not that I believe anything printed in the National Enquirer.

/but john edwards!

But they are illegal.


I think I'm missing the joke here.
 
2012-12-31 01:31:44 PM  
Where IS Bat Boy when you need him?
 
2012-12-31 01:31:46 PM  
Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes.
 
2012-12-31 01:31:47 PM  
C'mon, who doesn't have a creepy obsession with Taylor Swift?

www.nationalenquirer.com
 
2012-12-31 01:36:04 PM  
The Enquirer often gets it right. They just are easy to laugh at. I despise Ms. Clinton but wish her a speedy recovery. She'd certainly be a better current president.
 
2012-12-31 01:36:08 PM  

dendawg: All I have to say is if Hillary croaks, then the Dem's chances in 2016 are that much for the worse.


elizabethwarren.com

Disagrees.
 
2012-12-31 01:36:58 PM  

The Why Not Guy: Smeggy Smurf: She'd have to have a brain first

I'm a Hillary supporter and even I can think of a dozen things I don't like about her. Lack of intelligence isn't one of them.


Aren't you cute? You think politicians are smart. I dropped more IQ taking a shiat this morning than all of congress can muster. There is a reason why we don't let them into the private sector. They're barely qualified to clean the shiatter.
 
2012-12-31 01:37:20 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: I hope the story is not true and that she is okay.
Good luck Mrs. Clinton!  I hope you get better soon.


I'm not a fan of her or her husband, but I don't wish brain cancer on anyone. I hope she recovers from whatever she has and leads a nice, quite life out of the public's view.

That being said, Brick-House's picture had me laughing so hard I peed a little bit.
 
2012-12-31 01:38:50 PM  
That sucks if it's true.

She's my favorite statist and deserves another good 20 years or more.

God knows she earned it.
 
2012-12-31 01:39:53 PM  

smells_like_meat: The Enquirer often gets it right. They just are easy to laugh at. I despise Ms. Clinton but wish her a speedy recovery. She'd certainly be a better current president.


Agree on all points and here are 7 stories the NE got right...

1. Finding Ennis Cosby's Killer
When Bill Cosby's son Ennis was senselessly murdered on the shoulder of a Los Angeles freeway in 1997, The Enquirer took an odd step to help solve the case: it offered a $100,000 reward for information that led to the arrest and conviction of Cosby's killer. Papers usually just announce rewards that other groups are offering, and to some this bounty seemed a lot like The Enquirer's practice of paying its sources-a major taboo in mainstream journalism.

The reward worked, though. Witness Chris So learned of the huge reward and led police to the revolver used in the slaying by killer Mikhail Markhasev. The Enquirer also obtained copies of jailhouse letters that pointed to Markhasev's guilt. Thanks in part to this evidence, Markhasev received a sentence of life without parole, plus 10 years.

2. Walking in O.J. Simpson's Shoes
If you remember the O.J. Simpson murder trial, you surely can recall the infamous bloody footprint that was found at the crime scene. The print came from a Bruno Magli shoe, and the football star adamantly denied owning such a pair of kicks.

The Enquirer did some digging, though, and unearthed a photo of the Juice walking on the field at a 1993 Buffalo Bills game wearing a pair of Bruno Maglis. The paper then turned up a second photo of O.J. wearing the shoes. By the time his civil trial rolled around in 1996, Simpson was forced to admit, "I know I've had similar shoes."

3. Jesse Jackson's Family Tree Grows
In 2001, The Enquirer broke a story about Jesse Jackson fathering an illegitimate daughter with staffer Karin Stanford in 1999. Once The Enquirer scheduled its story on Jackson's dalliances, mainstream media outlets around the country started picking up on the paper's scoop. By the time The Enquirer's issue made it onto newsstands, Jackson had already issued a statement confirming the facts of the story.

4. Bob Dole Was Once Frisky
This story never really got any traction, but during the 1996 presidential campaign, The Enquirer unearthed a scoop about Republican candidate, illeist, and future Viagra spokesman Bob Dole having once had a mistress. According to Meredith Roberts, a Washington trade publication editor, she had been Dole's mistress from 1968 to 1970 during the candidate's first marriage.

Even though Dole was using a family values platform to oppose Bill Clinton, most papers chose not to run with this story. (There were allegations that Elizabeth Dole personally called the Washington Post and begged for the paper to kill the story.) The Enquirer, however, interviewed Roberts and eventually published the story. In those pre-Lewinsky days, though, most editors seemed to think a 30-year-old affair wasn't all that relevant, and the story never took off.

5. Gary Hart's Political Ship Sails
"Follow me around. I don't care. I'm serious. If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead. They'd be very bored." Colorado senator and presidential hopeful Gary Hart issued this bizarre challenge to the media in a 1987 New York Times Magazine profile, just before his career spectacularly imploded.

Murmurs of Hart having an affair had been circulating around Washington, and the Miami Herald ran a story linking the senator to a Miami woman. Nothing concrete emerged until The Enquirer published a photo of 29-year-old model Donna Rice sitting in Hart's lap during a jaunt on Hart's yacht, Monkey Business. (Look closely and you'll see "Monkey Business Crew" written on Hart's shirt.) A week after The Enquirer published the picture of Hart and Rice, Hart dropped out of the 1988 presidential race.

6. The Enquirer Catches O.J. Again
You probably remember the firestorm of controversy that surrounded O.J. Simpson's "hypothetical confession" book If I Did It in 2007. The Enquirer actually broke the story of the book's existence in October 2006, complete with the correct title. Simpson's lawyers immediately denied that any such book project existed. Less than a year later, If I Did It hit bookstore shelves.

7. Rush Limbaugh Comes Clean
In 2003, The Enquirer ran a story in which conservative talk radio host Rush Limbaugh's housekeeper provided Limbaugh with a steady stream of OxyContin to feed his painkiller addiction. Although some media outlets turned up their noses at the Enquirer's scoop because the paper had paid housekeeper Wilma Cline for her story, law enforcement quickly confirmed that Limbaugh had purchased some 30,000 pills from Cline. Limbaugh then admitted on his show that he had a painkiller addiction and pledged to enter rehab.
 
2012-12-31 01:42:34 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: The Why Not Guy: Smeggy Smurf: She'd have to have a brain first

I'm a Hillary supporter and even I can think of a dozen things I don't like about her. Lack of intelligence isn't one of them.

Aren't you cute? You think politicians are smart. I dropped more IQ taking a shiat this morning than all of congress can muster. There is a reason why we don't let them into the private sector. They're barely qualified to clean the shiatter.


Populist-like typing detected.
 
2012-12-31 01:42:50 PM  

boyvoyeur: tenpoundsofcheese: I hope the story is not true and that she is okay.
Good luck Mrs. Clinton!  I hope you get better soon.

I'm not a fan of her or her husband, but I don't wish brain cancer on anyone. I hope she recovers from whatever she has and leads a nice, quite life out of the public's view.

That being said, Brick-House's picture had me laughing so hard I peed a little bit.


Sorry and I guess you're welcome (???)
 
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