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(Detroit Free Press)   What's sadder than Dick Clark reminding us all of our mortality on the eve of a new year? Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2013, beginning at 8 PM on ABC, with a two hour tribute to Dick Clark hosted by Fergie and Jenny McCarthy   (freep.com) divider line 20
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2013-01-01 01:40:05 AM
4 votes:
Best line from Seacrest
I think we all have been impacted by Dick, some more than others
2012-12-31 02:51:11 PM
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FTFA: "He's injected our New Year's Eve special with incredible energy and talent, but one of the important things to remember about Ryan and New Year's Eve is how he worked with Dick Clark when Dick came back for the first time after his stroke. I think that was a view of Ryan that just endeared him to everyone," she says. "His respect for Dick, the grace and dignity he showed him during the broadcast -- I still tear up when I think about it."How much more gay subtext can you cram into one sentence? She may as well have said "No matter how stiff the competition Ryan always pulls our train to victory and makes sure every Rod and Peter nationwide stands fully at attention while Ryan's talented tongue gives them exactly what they want over and over until that ball slides down the shaft and it all explodes! Penis."
2012-12-31 11:29:27 PM
3 votes:
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2012-12-31 02:01:10 PM
3 votes:
When Dick Clark announced the stroke of midnight, he wasn't farking around.
2013-01-01 12:13:43 AM
2 votes:
To everyone on the west coast, believe it or not, I'm writing to you from the future (the year 2013 to be precise). It's pretty awesome. We have iPad 5s, jet packs, and flying cars, which really help alleviate the parking problems. The only unfortunate thing is that Snooki has achieved her final, terrifying form. But we manage.
2012-12-31 07:27:45 PM
2 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: When Dick Clark announced the stroke of midnight, he wasn't farking around.


Daaaaaaaamn. That's dark.

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2012-12-31 10:19:48 AM
2 votes:

vpb: Mugato: What is it about Jenny McCarthy? I'm not into blondes. I hate fake tits. She's an idiot. Yet I want to shag the hell out of her.

Maybe you love her for her mind?



I know I just find it a turn on when women are responsible for killing kids. I could hardly contain my raging erection during the Casey Anthony trial.
2012-12-31 10:13:11 AM
2 votes:
I wonder if Jenny McCarthy will testify that Dick Clark would have lived even long if it weren't for dem evil vaccinations.
2012-12-31 08:53:28 AM
2 votes:
Ten... nine... nine... purple... five... seven... three... three... three... happy new... wait where am I?
2013-01-01 01:10:21 AM
1 votes:
I hope for his sake that sailor she was making out with had his shots up to date.
2013-01-01 12:04:44 AM
1 votes:
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2012-12-31 11:08:20 PM
1 votes:
I work in Times Square.

I can't imagine a less fun way to ring in the new year than to stand there, beerless, urinaless, cold, and watching Carly Rae Jespen belt out an immediately forgettable attempt at pop iconry.

If you are on the street in XQ right now, you are a farking loser, made more so by every mile you traveled from your local watering hole to waste the night in NYC.
2012-12-31 09:50:52 PM
1 votes:
If I don't see you, Abby dew yeer, ery bodee.
2012-12-31 09:32:23 PM
1 votes:

assjuice: I though Dick Clark died in the 90s.


He did.
2012-12-31 08:35:00 PM
1 votes:
I'm not gonna miss Dick Clark as much as Ryan Seacrest is gonna miss the closet.
2012-12-31 05:04:46 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Meh. I'd rather watch Anderson Cooper just to see if Kathy Griffin gets naked again.


Here she is topless...

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2012-12-31 05:02:27 PM
1 votes:
Meh. I'd rather watch Anderson Cooper just to see if Kathy Griffin gets naked again.
2012-12-31 02:52:29 PM
1 votes:
Speaking of cramming things, I crammed html fail into that last comment
2012-12-31 10:41:55 AM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: From a TV perspective, they really need to nicely elbow Dick Clark into retirement.  He looks worse and worse every year, and it's really kind of sad at this point.


They already elbowed him into a grave at around April. Forcing him to retire now is a bit overkill.
2012-12-31 10:32:39 AM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: From a TV perspective, they really need to nicely elbow Dick Clark into retirement.  He looks worse and worse every year, and it's really kind of sad at this point.


Uh.....

Someone else tell him. I don't have the heart to.

/2014 will be the start of Zombie Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' BRAAAAAAINS.
 
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