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(Detroit Free Press)   What's sadder than Dick Clark reminding us all of our mortality on the eve of a new year? Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2013, beginning at 8 PM on ABC, with a two hour tribute to Dick Clark hosted by Fergie and Jenny McCarthy   (freep.com) divider line 20
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2013-01-01 02:06:38 AM
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Madbassist1: Dick Clark has done more for modern music that the farking Beatles. So many things you see today come from him, not to mention he hosted AB for what? 50 farking years? You may consider him B list...anyone who works in entertainment knows him not only as an A list, but somebdy you certainly do not want to fark with.


10/10

do you work in the entertainment business?
show your work.

I got one word for you

PAYOLA

Clark was a douche who never wrote a song, nor did he "break" anything that wasn't already on the radar.

/Ed Sullivan.
2013-01-01 01:20:47 AM
2 votes:

bronyaur1: The sad thing is that his career is eulogized by two absolute nobodies.


This and then some....
2012-12-31 02:51:11 PM
2 votes:
FTFA: "He's injected our New Year's Eve special with incredible energy and talent, but one of the important things to remember about Ryan and New Year's Eve is how he worked with Dick Clark when Dick came back for the first time after his stroke. I think that was a view of Ryan that just endeared him to everyone," she says. "His respect for Dick, the grace and dignity he showed him during the broadcast -- I still tear up when I think about it."How much more gay subtext can you cram into one sentence? She may as well have said "No matter how stiff the competition Ryan always pulls our train to victory and makes sure every Rod and Peter nationwide stands fully at attention while Ryan's talented tongue gives them exactly what they want over and over until that ball slides down the shaft and it all explodes! Penis."
2013-01-02 07:19:30 AM
1 votes:
Why didn't they just get Dr. Herbert West to revive re-animate Dick Clark?
2013-01-01 02:11:40 AM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: I refuse to acknowledge a new year without Dick Clark telling me it has begun.


They had better have had a holographic Dick Clark on ABC, because I refuse to give any ratings to that farkturd Seacrest since he seems to turn everything into celebrity gossip.  I prefer listening to old Casey Kasem AT40 broadcasts over hearing Seacrest go on and on and farking ON about which celebrity did something.
2013-01-01 01:22:36 AM
1 votes:
I guess this is as close as it comes to a Fark New Year thread anymore, so I just wanna say;

Fark you, fark you, fark you, fark you, fark you, you're cool, fark you, I'm out.

/Fark you. And Fark your 2013.
//you're cool.
///I'm out.
2013-01-01 12:45:54 AM
1 votes:

grinding_journalist: When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I fathered a child, I put childish ways behind me.


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2012-12-31 11:54:22 PM
1 votes:
That 2012-montage Google ad on NBC just now was most excellent. Very well done.
2012-12-31 11:29:27 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-31 11:23:05 PM
1 votes:
Anderson Cooper is talking Honey Booboo...I really hope that family goes away in 2013.
2012-12-31 11:08:20 PM
1 votes:
I work in Times Square.

I can't imagine a less fun way to ring in the new year than to stand there, beerless, urinaless, cold, and watching Carly Rae Jespen belt out an immediately forgettable attempt at pop iconry.

If you are on the street in XQ right now, you are a farking loser, made more so by every mile you traveled from your local watering hole to waste the night in NYC.
2012-12-31 08:35:00 PM
1 votes:
I'm not gonna miss Dick Clark as much as Ryan Seacrest is gonna miss the closet.
2012-12-31 07:27:45 PM
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: When Dick Clark announced the stroke of midnight, he wasn't farking around.


Daaaaaaaamn. That's dark.

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2012-12-31 05:02:27 PM
1 votes:
Meh. I'd rather watch Anderson Cooper just to see if Kathy Griffin gets naked again.
2012-12-31 03:11:06 PM
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: When Dick Clark announced the stroke of midnight, he wasn't farking around.


This was so awful I lol'd for a good two minutes.
2012-12-31 10:41:55 AM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: From a TV perspective, they really need to nicely elbow Dick Clark into retirement.  He looks worse and worse every year, and it's really kind of sad at this point.


They already elbowed him into a grave at around April. Forcing him to retire now is a bit overkill.
2012-12-31 10:32:39 AM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: From a TV perspective, they really need to nicely elbow Dick Clark into retirement.  He looks worse and worse every year, and it's really kind of sad at this point.


Uh.....

Someone else tell him. I don't have the heart to.

/2014 will be the start of Zombie Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' BRAAAAAAINS.
2012-12-31 09:41:45 AM
1 votes:
What is it about Jenny McCarthy? I'm not into blondes. I hate fake tits. She's an idiot. Yet I want to shag the hell out of her.

Who the fark is Ryan Seacrest?
2012-12-31 09:17:34 AM
1 votes:
I refuse to acknowledge a new year without Dick Clark telling me it has begun.
2012-12-31 09:08:04 AM
1 votes:
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