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(Detroit Free Press)   What's sadder than Dick Clark reminding us all of our mortality on the eve of a new year? Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2013, beginning at 8 PM on ABC, with a two hour tribute to Dick Clark hosted by Fergie and Jenny McCarthy   (freep.com) divider line 124
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2013-01-01 12:34:25 AM  
CNN's countdown being off sync to the ball dropping was a lovely tribute to Dick Clark. Very touching.
 
2013-01-01 12:45:54 AM  

grinding_journalist: When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I fathered a child, I put childish ways behind me.


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2013-01-01 12:57:07 AM  

grinding_journalist: When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I fathered a child, I put childish ways behind me.

/here's to a terrifying '13
//life ends in june
///but a new one begins


Ah, one of those people...
 
2013-01-01 01:10:21 AM  
I hope for his sake that sailor she was making out with had his shots up to date.
 
2013-01-01 01:18:35 AM  
I'd have honestly thought that it would require illusion magic (or illusion science) to have Dick Clark on this year, considering that someone apparently found his phylactery (cleverly disguised as a record single of Elvis Presley's "(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear") in late 2004 and apparently actually DESTROYED said phylactery in 2012.

(Yes, I'm convinced Dick Clark was a lich or at least a psivamp. NOBODY stays as unnaturally young as he did before the "stroke" (the actual discovery of his Elvis Single Phylactery). NOBODY. Young nubile souls HAD to be involved.)
 
2013-01-01 01:20:47 AM  

bronyaur1: The sad thing is that his career is eulogized by two absolute nobodies.


This and then some....
 
2013-01-01 01:22:36 AM  
I guess this is as close as it comes to a Fark New Year thread anymore, so I just wanna say;

Fark you, fark you, fark you, fark you, fark you, you're cool, fark you, I'm out.

/Fark you. And Fark your 2013.
//you're cool.
///I'm out.
 
2013-01-01 01:28:15 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Who is Jenny gonna blow tonight?


I had to switch to Carson Daly after seeing Jenny McWhatever blathering on about people voting for who she would kiss at midnight like I was supposed to be excited about finding out who "won." Sorry lady, only you care about yourself that much.

It was the first time New Year's Rockin Eve was not on in one of my homes at midnight for as long as I can remember. Nice memorial for Mr Clark there.
 
2013-01-01 01:40:05 AM  
Best line from Seacrest
I think we all have been impacted by Dick, some more than others
 
2013-01-01 01:58:59 AM  

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 523x800]


awesome
 
2013-01-01 02:06:32 AM  

Pentaxian: paj: That 2012-montage Google ad on NBC just now was most excellent. Very well done.

Is this it?
Zeitgeist 2012: Year In Review


Wow. Didn't see the ling version. That is even better, although it is hilarious that overly attached girlfriend made the cut.
 
2013-01-01 02:06:38 AM  

Madbassist1: Dick Clark has done more for modern music that the farking Beatles. So many things you see today come from him, not to mention he hosted AB for what? 50 farking years? You may consider him B list...anyone who works in entertainment knows him not only as an A list, but somebdy you certainly do not want to fark with.


10/10

do you work in the entertainment business?
show your work.

I got one word for you

PAYOLA

Clark was a douche who never wrote a song, nor did he "break" anything that wasn't already on the radar.

/Ed Sullivan.
 
2013-01-01 02:11:40 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I refuse to acknowledge a new year without Dick Clark telling me it has begun.


They had better have had a holographic Dick Clark on ABC, because I refuse to give any ratings to that farkturd Seacrest since he seems to turn everything into celebrity gossip.  I prefer listening to old Casey Kasem AT40 broadcasts over hearing Seacrest go on and on and farking ON about which celebrity did something.
 
2013-01-01 05:01:38 AM  

Sybarite: vpb: Mugato: What is it about Jenny McCarthy? I'm not into blondes. I hate fake tits. She's an idiot. Yet I want to shag the hell out of her.

Maybe you love her for her mind?


I know I just find it a turn on when women are responsible for killing kids. I could hardly contain my raging erection during the Casey Anthony trial.


...Mom?
 
2013-01-01 05:08:29 AM  

Haliburton Cummings: Madbassist1: Dick Clark has done more for modern music that the farking Beatles. So many things you see today come from him, not to mention he hosted AB for what? 50 farking years? You may consider him B list...anyone who works in entertainment knows him not only as an A list, but somebdy you certainly do not want to fark with.

10/10

do you work in the entertainment business?
show your work.

I got one word for you

PAYOLA

Clark was a douche who never wrote a song, nor did he "break" anything that wasn't already on the radar.

/Ed Sullivan.


Oh....oh... I got it! I know the answer to "What's sadder than Dick Clark reminding us all of our mortality on the eve of a new year?"

Two twits arguing about who knows more about the entertainment industry on FARK!

/do I win a prize now?
 
2013-01-01 06:14:05 AM  

paj: Mad_Radhu: paj: That 2012-montage Google ad on NBC just now was most excellent. Very well done.

Yeah, that was awesomely done.

If anyone missed it: Link (2:46)


Thanks for that. I'm stuck here at work and watching it really made my night.
 
2013-01-01 10:04:23 AM  
In honor of Dick Clark --

"HA-HEE OOH EAH EH-EH-BUH-EE!"
 
2013-01-01 11:51:59 AM  

docmattic: Haliburton Cummings: Madbassist1: Dick Clark has done more for modern music that the farking Beatles. So many things you see today come from him, not to mention he hosted AB for what? 50 farking years? You may consider him B list...anyone who works in entertainment knows him not only as an A list, but somebdy you certainly do not want to fark with.

10/10

do you work in the entertainment business?
show your work.

I got one word for you

PAYOLA

Clark was a douche who never wrote a song, nor did he "break" anything that wasn't already on the radar.

/Ed Sullivan.

Oh....oh... I got it! I know the answer to "What's sadder than Dick Clark reminding us all of our mortality on the eve of a new year?"

Two twits arguing about who knows more about the entertainment industry on FARK!

/do I win a prize now?


I dont think we're arguing. I pretty much agree with Haliburton. I'm not a twit, though, you asshole, Haliburton certainly is, but not me.
 
2013-01-01 12:13:56 PM  
Jenny Mc was unwatchably stupid. Not that the others were better, but she was almost as bad as her face lift.
 
2013-01-01 06:37:51 PM  
A bit late, but... Happy New Year, everyone!
 
2013-01-01 08:22:16 PM  
i got mesmerized by watching the lack of movement on Jenny McCarthy's face.
her forehead was frozen and lips were overinflated.
and Fergie's stylist should be shot--her second outfit made her look like futuristic tinky winky.
 
2013-01-02 07:19:30 AM  
Why didn't they just get Dr. Herbert West to revive re-animate Dick Clark?
 
2013-01-02 10:12:42 AM  

grinding_journalist: When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I fathered a child, I put childish ways behind me.

/here's to a terrifying '13
//life ends in june
///but a new one begins


One thing I know is... this statement is false! My brother has a 3 year old and trust me, he can be childish when playing and a parent the next. Never put your childish ways behind you, just know when to use them to play with all those neat kid toys!

/having a nephew gives me an excuse to play with hot wheels and buy those awesome tracks to crash them on.
 
2013-01-02 10:38:04 AM  

yves0010: /having a nephew gives me an excuse to play with hot wheels and buy those awesome tracks to crash them on.


Going back through the the thread, I realize I should have been clearer in specifying what "childish things" I'm referring to. To be fair, I was pretty drunk when I posted originally.

Not childish things: Turning the basement into a furniture fort, building a slot car track that spans 3 rooms, constructing Rube Goldberg-esque machines out of LEGO, arguing about eating lima beans vs chocolate mlkshakes, etc.

Childish things: Staying out till 5am doing blow and coming home reeking of a strip club, pretending I'm young enough to still go "clubbing", buying a motorcycle, maintaining the notion that I should have a job I love to do, not one just to make money and support a family, sleeping in till 11am and eating nothing but junk food all day- things of this nature.

I suppose what I meant was, "It's time for me to start acting like an adult" without losing the "still has the heart and mind of a child."

/the wife had to hide my keys so I wouldn't ditch dinner with the parents if favor of going sledding
//we can have dinner with them whenever! Sledding windows of opportunity are small!
 
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