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(Detroit Free Press)   What's sadder than Dick Clark reminding us all of our mortality on the eve of a new year? Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2013, beginning at 8 PM on ABC, with a two hour tribute to Dick Clark hosted by Fergie and Jenny McCarthy   (freep.com) divider line 124
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2012-12-31 09:59:58 PM  

WhippingBoy: Madbassist1: WhippingBoy: Fair enough. But as far as being in front of a camera, he was always a 'B' grade celebrity; much like Ryan Seacrest.

Wow. lotta fail in that there post.

Really? Why?


Dick Clark has done more for modern music that the farking Beatles. So many things you see today come from him, not to mention he hosted AB for what? 50 farking years? You may consider him B list...anyone who works in entertainment knows him not only as an A list, but somebdy you certainly do not want to fark with.
 
2012-12-31 10:00:54 PM  
BTW, shame on me for posting on fark on NY eve.
 
2012-12-31 10:25:08 PM  

Madbassist1: Dick Clark has done more for modern music that the farking Beatles.


So that's why modern music sucks.
 
2012-12-31 10:29:41 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Mugato: Who the fark is Ryan Seacrest?

He's the idiot who hosted the opening and closing ceromonies of the Olympics on NBC and yet offered nothing insightful.

I think I'd rather watch CNN and put up with the akward interaction between Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin than put up with a phony vapid moron like Seacrest.


Yes. I find her nearly intolerable. And yet somehow the rest just sound even worse. I guess it's just that I like him more than I hate her, in comparison to Seacrest out and etc. so I have been tuning into the second hour of it for a few years.
 
paj
2012-12-31 10:31:48 PM  
Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin on CNN are ridiculous, but how they do make me laugh. I don't know why but they do.
 
2012-12-31 10:36:31 PM  

paj: Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin on CNN are ridiculous, but how they do make me laugh. I don't know why but they do.


I like them a lot for NYE just because watching them is a glorious train wreck. Also, despite being gay, Anderson is a perfect straight man for Kathy.
 
2012-12-31 10:37:09 PM  
I guess that portrait of him finally got destroyed in a tragic house fire?
 
paj
2012-12-31 10:37:51 PM  

Mad_Radhu: paj: Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin on CNN are ridiculous, but how they do make me laugh. I don't know why but they do.

I like them a lot for NYE just because watching them is a glorious train wreck. Also, despite being gay, Anderson is a perfect straight man for Kathy.


Yep, sounds about right. And I'm not even drunk yet.
 
2012-12-31 10:47:45 PM  
I came here for a picture of Dick Clark's head in Futurama. disssapointed
 
paj
2012-12-31 10:54:44 PM  
Dubai gets a live Eric Prydz show? Bastards.
/he must have taken a boat there
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:01:23 PM  
Maple-leaf dropping in Maine leads to teabagging jokes by Kathy Griffin. Now Psy and MC Hammer invade the set. Of course.
 
2012-12-31 11:02:29 PM  
"There's money just coming out your butt at this point"

XD
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:04:43 PM  

Galaxie500: "There's money just coming out your butt at this point"

XD


His comeback was good too: "That means a lot, coming from you." And Anderson not knowing who MC Hammer was funny too, especially after he had just talked with him live on air. Random Fox-anchor insults are good.
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:06:51 PM  
Coming up next on CNN: Bashar Al-Assad! Also: drunk Mainers doing turkey-gobbles.
 
2012-12-31 11:08:20 PM  
I work in Times Square.

I can't imagine a less fun way to ring in the new year than to stand there, beerless, urinaless, cold, and watching Carly Rae Jespen belt out an immediately forgettable attempt at pop iconry.

If you are on the street in XQ right now, you are a farking loser, made more so by every mile you traveled from your local watering hole to waste the night in NYC.
 
2012-12-31 11:09:39 PM  
Hey, everyone -- very happy, awesome 2013 to you!

XOXO
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:09:41 PM  
Like a wizard's sleeve! Live on CNN
 
2012-12-31 11:13:30 PM  
What's sadder than Dick Clark reminding us all of our mortality on the eve of a new year?

Um...everything? Honestly if that is what Subby thinks is sad, he should get out more. A lot more. Even the whole "twits sitting at home in front of the tv watching Seacrest prattle on endlessly" thing is really only merely pathetic, and even that only from a social standpoint...it is not truly sad.

/To be fair though, who else would you get to talk about Dick for 2 hours?
 
2012-12-31 11:14:33 PM  
CNN is priceless. Anderson Cooper's vaguely nervous giggling is far more amusing than it really should be. Plus, Fisting Cliff.
 
2012-12-31 11:23:05 PM  
Anderson Cooper is talking Honey Booboo...I really hope that family goes away in 2013.
 
2012-12-31 11:23:56 PM  
Did Kathy just say something about Honey Boo Boo's head lice?

Also, what's wrong with that family's eyes?
 
2012-12-31 11:29:27 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-31 11:31:22 PM  
Carson Daly is on top of the sign and freaking the fark out....lol
 
2012-12-31 11:32:27 PM  
Kathy doesn't drink???
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:33:31 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Carson Daly is on top of the sign and freaking the fark out....lol


Hahaha, hilarious. Now a live remake of the Gangnam Style video. Its better than it sounds.
 
2012-12-31 11:35:19 PM  
Imagine if she DID drink. Wow.
 
2012-12-31 11:36:15 PM  
Anderson Cooper is so gonna bang Kathy Griffen.
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:37:03 PM  
Idle No More actually got come coverage on mainstream US news? Oh no wait, Gary just told her to move the sign so they could see a building.
 
2012-12-31 11:39:28 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Anderson Cooper is so gonna bang Kathy Griffen.


She's a man, baby?
 
2012-12-31 11:44:31 PM  
Watching Taylor Swift on ABC and then turn to CNN to hear Kathy Griffin biatching about Taylor Swift being too loud.  Made me LOL.
 
2012-12-31 11:46:02 PM  
It's the Taylor Swift lip sync fest!
In the true tradition of Dick Clark.
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:49:31 PM  
WTF is happening on NBC!? Madonna entering the football stadium like the persian king in 300.
 
2012-12-31 11:52:56 PM  
My son keeps calling the Times Square ball the Disco Ball.
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:54:22 PM  
That 2012-montage Google ad on NBC just now was most excellent. Very well done.
 
2012-12-31 11:55:34 PM  

Kenny B: My son keeps calling the Times Square ball the Disco Ball.


It probably is for the 1% the rest of the year.
 
2012-12-31 11:58:14 PM  
Kim Kardasian's vagina! XD
 
2012-12-31 11:59:01 PM  
Who is Jenny gonna blow tonight?
 
paj
2013-01-01 12:00:09 AM  
Happy New Year, fellow East Coast North Americans! (some South/Central Americans too)
 
2013-01-01 12:00:38 AM  
Happy New Year Farkers and Farkettes!!!

Hope everyone stays healthy and Wise!!!
 
2013-01-01 12:04:44 AM  
www.roofing-santa-clara.com
 
2013-01-01 12:04:51 AM  

paj: That 2012-montage Google ad on NBC just now was most excellent. Very well done.


Yeah, that was awesomely done.
 
paj
2013-01-01 12:04:58 AM  
Bloomberg's daughter ain't too shabby.
 
paj
2013-01-01 12:06:50 AM  

Mad_Radhu: paj: That 2012-montage Google ad on NBC just now was most excellent. Very well done.

Yeah, that was awesomely done.


If anyone missed it: Link (2:46)
 
2013-01-01 12:06:54 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Who is Jenny gonna blow tonight?


Operator? Get me Milton Bradley! I have a great idea for a board game!
 
2013-01-01 12:07:54 AM  

paj: That 2012-montage Google ad on NBC just now was most excellent. Very well done.


Is this it?
Zeitgeist 2012: Year In Review
 
2013-01-01 12:08:11 AM  
When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I fathered a child, I put childish ways behind me.

/here's to a terrifying '13
//life ends in june
///but a new one begins
 
2013-01-01 12:13:43 AM  
To everyone on the west coast, believe it or not, I'm writing to you from the future (the year 2013 to be precise). It's pretty awesome. We have iPad 5s, jet packs, and flying cars, which really help alleviate the parking problems. The only unfortunate thing is that Snooki has achieved her final, terrifying form. But we manage.
 
2013-01-01 12:14:34 AM  
Cool, the local celebration show has Soul Asylum.
 
2013-01-01 12:14:53 AM  
I fondly remember as a kid watching Guy Lombardos band on TV and seeing folks barfing in their party hats on New Years Eve.
 
2013-01-01 12:23:05 AM  

grinding_journalist: When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I fathered a child, I put childish ways behind me.

/here's to a terrifying '13
//life ends in june
///but a new one begins


Wow, that's deep.
So, you want a child to do you from behind?
That's creepy.
 
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