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(Detroit Free Press)   What's sadder than Dick Clark reminding us all of our mortality on the eve of a new year? Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2013, beginning at 8 PM on ABC, with a two hour tribute to Dick Clark hosted by Fergie and Jenny McCarthy   (freep.com) divider line 124
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2012-12-31 08:53:28 AM
Ten... nine... nine... purple... five... seven... three... three... three... happy new... wait where am I?
 
2012-12-31 09:08:04 AM
potato
 
2012-12-31 09:17:34 AM
I refuse to acknowledge a new year without Dick Clark telling me it has begun.
 
2012-12-31 09:41:45 AM
What is it about Jenny McCarthy? I'm not into blondes. I hate fake tits. She's an idiot. Yet I want to shag the hell out of her.

Who the fark is Ryan Seacrest?
 
2012-12-31 10:12:04 AM
The Mayans were off by 10 days.
 
2012-12-31 10:13:11 AM
I wonder if Jenny McCarthy will testify that Dick Clark would have lived even long if it weren't for dem evil vaccinations.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-12-31 10:17:12 AM

Mugato: What is it about Jenny McCarthy? I'm not into blondes. I hate fake tits. She's an idiot. Yet I want to shag the hell out of her.


Maybe you love her for her mind?
 
2012-12-31 10:19:48 AM

vpb: Mugato: What is it about Jenny McCarthy? I'm not into blondes. I hate fake tits. She's an idiot. Yet I want to shag the hell out of her.

Maybe you love her for her mind?



I know I just find it a turn on when women are responsible for killing kids. I could hardly contain my raging erection during the Casey Anthony trial.
 
2012-12-31 10:28:09 AM
From a TV perspective, they really need to nicely elbow Dick Clark into retirement.  He looks worse and worse every year, and it's really kind of sad at this point.
 
2012-12-31 10:28:10 AM
Mugato:
Who the fark is Ryan Seacrest?

Welcome to the 2000's.
 
2012-12-31 10:32:39 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: From a TV perspective, they really need to nicely elbow Dick Clark into retirement.  He looks worse and worse every year, and it's really kind of sad at this point.


Uh.....

Someone else tell him. I don't have the heart to.

/2014 will be the start of Zombie Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' BRAAAAAAINS.
 
2012-12-31 10:36:16 AM

Mugato: What is it about Jenny McCarthy? I'm not into blondes. I hate fake tits. She's an idiot. Yet I want to shag the hell out of her.


Maybe it's because she's actually brunette. Carpet doesn't match the drapes.

/If there is a carpet.any more.
//There are other reasons to dislike her.
 
2012-12-31 10:41:55 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: From a TV perspective, they really need to nicely elbow Dick Clark into retirement.  He looks worse and worse every year, and it's really kind of sad at this point.


They already elbowed him into a grave at around April. Forcing him to retire now is a bit overkill.
 
2012-12-31 11:06:49 AM
CNN this morning, the crew in charge of discharging the confetti: "We want to put Dick Clark's name on each of the confetti as a memorial."

Like he was blown up, and his pieces were floating down on everyone.
 
2012-12-31 11:19:05 AM
i212.photobucket.com

RIP Dick Clark
 
2012-12-31 11:24:33 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: They already elbowed him into a grave at around April. Forcing him to retire now is a bit overkill.


I know I shouldn't laugh as hard at this as I am, but damn that's funny.
+1
 
2012-12-31 12:44:06 PM
The sad thing is that his career is eulogized by two absolute nobodies.
 
2012-12-31 01:00:39 PM
Any bets on us getting Hologram Dick Clark?
 
2012-12-31 02:01:10 PM
When Dick Clark announced the stroke of midnight, he wasn't farking around.
 
2012-12-31 02:51:11 PM
FTFA: "He's injected our New Year's Eve special with incredible energy and talent, but one of the important things to remember about Ryan and New Year's Eve is how he worked with Dick Clark when Dick came back for the first time after his stroke. I think that was a view of Ryan that just endeared him to everyone," she says. "His respect for Dick, the grace and dignity he showed him during the broadcast -- I still tear up when I think about it."How much more gay subtext can you cram into one sentence? She may as well have said "No matter how stiff the competition Ryan always pulls our train to victory and makes sure every Rod and Peter nationwide stands fully at attention while Ryan's talented tongue gives them exactly what they want over and over until that ball slides down the shaft and it all explodes! Penis."
 
2012-12-31 02:52:29 PM
Speaking of cramming things, I crammed html fail into that last comment
 
2012-12-31 03:11:06 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: When Dick Clark announced the stroke of midnight, he wasn't farking around.


This was so awful I lol'd for a good two minutes.
 
2012-12-31 05:02:27 PM
Meh. I'd rather watch Anderson Cooper just to see if Kathy Griffin gets naked again.
 
2012-12-31 05:04:46 PM

fusillade762: Meh. I'd rather watch Anderson Cooper just to see if Kathy Griffin gets naked again.


Here she is topless...

s-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-12-31 05:25:00 PM

FirstNationalBastard: fusillade762: Meh. I'd rather watch Anderson Cooper just to see if Kathy Griffin gets naked again.

Here she is topless...

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]


AAAARGH!!  Dude, please.  Don't be so mean to Mr. Top.
 
2012-12-31 07:27:45 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: When Dick Clark announced the stroke of midnight, he wasn't farking around.


Daaaaaaaamn. That's dark.

www.spikednation.com

DARKEST POST.
DARKEST POST
DARKEST POST!
 
2012-12-31 08:06:56 PM
Sorry, but Ryan Seacrest is a reasonable replacement for Dick Clark.
Other than "American Bandstand" and the New Years Eve gig, what significant contribution did Dick Clark ever make?
 
2012-12-31 08:10:23 PM

WhippingBoy: Sorry, but Ryan Seacrest is a reasonable replacement for Dick Clark.
Other than "American Bandstand" and the New Years Eve gig, what significant contribution did Dick Clark ever make?


In front of the camera? Not much.

Behind it? Google Dick Clark Productions. A lot of games shows and crap. But a few pretty interesting pieces.
 
2012-12-31 08:11:54 PM
What's sadder than Dick Clark reminding us all of our mortality on the eve of a new year?

The fact that there will be tards here posting in the politics page when it happens.
 
2012-12-31 08:16:48 PM
I'm not sure this whistle song is about blowing actual whistles. There may be a hidden subtext.
 
2012-12-31 08:18:07 PM

Another Government Employee: WhippingBoy: Sorry, but Ryan Seacrest is a reasonable replacement for Dick Clark.
Other than "American Bandstand" and the New Years Eve gig, what significant contribution did Dick Clark ever make?

In front of the camera? Not much.

Behind it? Google Dick Clark Productions. A lot of games shows and crap. But a few pretty interesting pieces.


Fair enough. But as far as being in front of a camera, he was always a 'B' grade celebrity; much like Ryan Seacrest.
 
2012-12-31 08:18:13 PM
Jenny McCarthy just said something about meeting dick for the first time. The first of many I'm sure.
 
2012-12-31 08:18:56 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm not sure this whistle song is about blowing actual whistles. There may be a hidden subtext.


This song is called a euphamism, euphamism don't you know?
 
2012-12-31 08:27:59 PM
I will miss Dick Clark trying to struggle through the countdown with his stroke. Teeeeennnn. Niiiiinnnnne...
 
2012-12-31 08:35:00 PM
I'm not gonna miss Dick Clark as much as Ryan Seacrest is gonna miss the closet.
 
2012-12-31 08:35:45 PM

Mugato: What is it about Jenny McCarthy? I'm not into blondes. I hate fake tits. She's an idiot. Yet I want to shag the hell out of her.


Maybe you want to fark the stupid out of her.

/hope you got some stamina, son
 
2012-12-31 08:41:56 PM

WhippingBoy: Fair enough. But as far as being in front of a camera, he was always a 'B' grade celebrity; much like Ryan Seacrest.


Wow. lotta fail in that there post.
 
2012-12-31 08:43:06 PM
www.thegossipbee.com

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2012-12-31 08:46:36 PM

Madbassist1: WhippingBoy: Fair enough. But as far as being in front of a camera, he was always a 'B' grade celebrity; much like Ryan Seacrest.

Wow. lotta fail in that there post.


Really? Why?
 
2012-12-31 09:04:02 PM

jaytkay: [www.thegossipbee.com image 468x644]

ImOKWIthThis.jpg


2.bp.blogspot.com

i'mokaywiththistoo.jpg
 
2012-12-31 09:10:54 PM
I though Dick Clark died in the 90s.
 
2012-12-31 09:15:20 PM
Is it wrong that I see the Detroit Free Press tag and think Free Republic? Like every time.....


/I must have freepers on the brain
//God help me
 
2012-12-31 09:23:48 PM
I read the headline as ending in "Fargin' Jenny McCarthy ." Made sense
 
2012-12-31 09:24:58 PM
This Beiber chick reminds me of that chick from Hanson.
 
2012-12-31 09:32:23 PM

assjuice: I though Dick Clark died in the 90s.


He did.
 
2012-12-31 09:32:48 PM

Mugato: Who the fark is Ryan Seacrest?


He's the idiot who hosted the opening and closing ceromonies of the Olympics on NBC and yet offered nothing insightful.

I think I'd rather watch CNN and put up with the akward interaction between Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin than put up with a phony vapid moron like Seacrest.
 
2012-12-31 09:42:07 PM

Mugato: Who the fark is Ryan Seacrest?


He's like the gay version of Carson Daly.
 
2012-12-31 09:46:01 PM
I get Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest's names mixed up. I don't know why.
 
2012-12-31 09:50:52 PM
If I don't see you, Abby dew yeer, ery bodee.
 
2012-12-31 09:51:43 PM
Wait so JM is against putting vaccines consisting of dead or otherwise disabled viruses in kids, but she is for unnecessary surgeries and putting various plastics into her own body? Sounds like some sound medical reasoning.
 
2012-12-31 09:59:58 PM

WhippingBoy: Madbassist1: WhippingBoy: Fair enough. But as far as being in front of a camera, he was always a 'B' grade celebrity; much like Ryan Seacrest.

Wow. lotta fail in that there post.

Really? Why?


Dick Clark has done more for modern music that the farking Beatles. So many things you see today come from him, not to mention he hosted AB for what? 50 farking years? You may consider him B list...anyone who works in entertainment knows him not only as an A list, but somebdy you certainly do not want to fark with.
 
2012-12-31 10:00:54 PM
BTW, shame on me for posting on fark on NY eve.
 
2012-12-31 10:25:08 PM

Madbassist1: Dick Clark has done more for modern music that the farking Beatles.


So that's why modern music sucks.
 
2012-12-31 10:29:41 PM

Mrtraveler01: Mugato: Who the fark is Ryan Seacrest?

He's the idiot who hosted the opening and closing ceromonies of the Olympics on NBC and yet offered nothing insightful.

I think I'd rather watch CNN and put up with the akward interaction between Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin than put up with a phony vapid moron like Seacrest.


Yes. I find her nearly intolerable. And yet somehow the rest just sound even worse. I guess it's just that I like him more than I hate her, in comparison to Seacrest out and etc. so I have been tuning into the second hour of it for a few years.
 
paj
2012-12-31 10:31:48 PM
Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin on CNN are ridiculous, but how they do make me laugh. I don't know why but they do.
 
2012-12-31 10:36:31 PM

paj: Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin on CNN are ridiculous, but how they do make me laugh. I don't know why but they do.


I like them a lot for NYE just because watching them is a glorious train wreck. Also, despite being gay, Anderson is a perfect straight man for Kathy.
 
2012-12-31 10:37:09 PM
I guess that portrait of him finally got destroyed in a tragic house fire?
 
paj
2012-12-31 10:37:51 PM

Mad_Radhu: paj: Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin on CNN are ridiculous, but how they do make me laugh. I don't know why but they do.

I like them a lot for NYE just because watching them is a glorious train wreck. Also, despite being gay, Anderson is a perfect straight man for Kathy.


Yep, sounds about right. And I'm not even drunk yet.
 
2012-12-31 10:47:45 PM
I came here for a picture of Dick Clark's head in Futurama. disssapointed
 
paj
2012-12-31 10:54:44 PM
Dubai gets a live Eric Prydz show? Bastards.
/he must have taken a boat there
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:01:23 PM
Maple-leaf dropping in Maine leads to teabagging jokes by Kathy Griffin. Now Psy and MC Hammer invade the set. Of course.
 
2012-12-31 11:02:29 PM
"There's money just coming out your butt at this point"

XD
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:04:43 PM

Galaxie500: "There's money just coming out your butt at this point"

XD


His comeback was good too: "That means a lot, coming from you." And Anderson not knowing who MC Hammer was funny too, especially after he had just talked with him live on air. Random Fox-anchor insults are good.
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:06:51 PM
Coming up next on CNN: Bashar Al-Assad! Also: drunk Mainers doing turkey-gobbles.
 
2012-12-31 11:08:20 PM
I work in Times Square.

I can't imagine a less fun way to ring in the new year than to stand there, beerless, urinaless, cold, and watching Carly Rae Jespen belt out an immediately forgettable attempt at pop iconry.

If you are on the street in XQ right now, you are a farking loser, made more so by every mile you traveled from your local watering hole to waste the night in NYC.
 
2012-12-31 11:09:39 PM
Hey, everyone -- very happy, awesome 2013 to you!

XOXO
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:09:41 PM
Like a wizard's sleeve! Live on CNN
 
2012-12-31 11:13:30 PM
What's sadder than Dick Clark reminding us all of our mortality on the eve of a new year?

Um...everything? Honestly if that is what Subby thinks is sad, he should get out more. A lot more. Even the whole "twits sitting at home in front of the tv watching Seacrest prattle on endlessly" thing is really only merely pathetic, and even that only from a social standpoint...it is not truly sad.

/To be fair though, who else would you get to talk about Dick for 2 hours?
 
2012-12-31 11:14:33 PM
CNN is priceless. Anderson Cooper's vaguely nervous giggling is far more amusing than it really should be. Plus, Fisting Cliff.
 
2012-12-31 11:23:05 PM
Anderson Cooper is talking Honey Booboo...I really hope that family goes away in 2013.
 
2012-12-31 11:23:56 PM
Did Kathy just say something about Honey Boo Boo's head lice?

Also, what's wrong with that family's eyes?
 
2012-12-31 11:29:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-31 11:31:22 PM
Carson Daly is on top of the sign and freaking the fark out....lol
 
2012-12-31 11:32:27 PM
Kathy doesn't drink???
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:33:31 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Carson Daly is on top of the sign and freaking the fark out....lol


Hahaha, hilarious. Now a live remake of the Gangnam Style video. Its better than it sounds.
 
2012-12-31 11:35:19 PM
Imagine if she DID drink. Wow.
 
2012-12-31 11:36:15 PM
Anderson Cooper is so gonna bang Kathy Griffen.
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:37:03 PM
Idle No More actually got come coverage on mainstream US news? Oh no wait, Gary just told her to move the sign so they could see a building.
 
2012-12-31 11:39:28 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Anderson Cooper is so gonna bang Kathy Griffen.


She's a man, baby?
 
2012-12-31 11:44:31 PM
Watching Taylor Swift on ABC and then turn to CNN to hear Kathy Griffin biatching about Taylor Swift being too loud.  Made me LOL.
 
2012-12-31 11:46:02 PM
It's the Taylor Swift lip sync fest!
In the true tradition of Dick Clark.
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:49:31 PM
WTF is happening on NBC!? Madonna entering the football stadium like the persian king in 300.
 
2012-12-31 11:52:56 PM
My son keeps calling the Times Square ball the Disco Ball.
 
paj
2012-12-31 11:54:22 PM
That 2012-montage Google ad on NBC just now was most excellent. Very well done.
 
2012-12-31 11:55:34 PM

Kenny B: My son keeps calling the Times Square ball the Disco Ball.


It probably is for the 1% the rest of the year.
 
2012-12-31 11:58:14 PM
Kim Kardasian's vagina! XD
 
2012-12-31 11:59:01 PM
Who is Jenny gonna blow tonight?
 
paj
2013-01-01 12:00:09 AM
Happy New Year, fellow East Coast North Americans! (some South/Central Americans too)
 
2013-01-01 12:00:38 AM
Happy New Year Farkers and Farkettes!!!

Hope everyone stays healthy and Wise!!!
 
2013-01-01 12:04:44 AM
www.roofing-santa-clara.com
 
2013-01-01 12:04:51 AM

paj: That 2012-montage Google ad on NBC just now was most excellent. Very well done.


Yeah, that was awesomely done.
 
paj
2013-01-01 12:04:58 AM
Bloomberg's daughter ain't too shabby.
 
paj
2013-01-01 12:06:50 AM

Mad_Radhu: paj: That 2012-montage Google ad on NBC just now was most excellent. Very well done.

Yeah, that was awesomely done.


If anyone missed it: Link (2:46)
 
2013-01-01 12:06:54 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Who is Jenny gonna blow tonight?


Operator? Get me Milton Bradley! I have a great idea for a board game!
 
2013-01-01 12:07:54 AM

paj: That 2012-montage Google ad on NBC just now was most excellent. Very well done.


Is this it?
Zeitgeist 2012: Year In Review
 
2013-01-01 12:08:11 AM
When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I fathered a child, I put childish ways behind me.

/here's to a terrifying '13
//life ends in june
///but a new one begins
 
2013-01-01 12:13:43 AM
To everyone on the west coast, believe it or not, I'm writing to you from the future (the year 2013 to be precise). It's pretty awesome. We have iPad 5s, jet packs, and flying cars, which really help alleviate the parking problems. The only unfortunate thing is that Snooki has achieved her final, terrifying form. But we manage.
 
2013-01-01 12:14:34 AM
Cool, the local celebration show has Soul Asylum.
 
2013-01-01 12:14:53 AM
I fondly remember as a kid watching Guy Lombardos band on TV and seeing folks barfing in their party hats on New Years Eve.
 
2013-01-01 12:23:05 AM

grinding_journalist: When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I fathered a child, I put childish ways behind me.

/here's to a terrifying '13
//life ends in june
///but a new one begins


Wow, that's deep.
So, you want a child to do you from behind?
That's creepy.
 
2013-01-01 12:34:25 AM
CNN's countdown being off sync to the ball dropping was a lovely tribute to Dick Clark. Very touching.
 
2013-01-01 12:45:54 AM

grinding_journalist: When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I fathered a child, I put childish ways behind me.


johngushue.typepad.com
 
2013-01-01 12:57:07 AM

grinding_journalist: When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I fathered a child, I put childish ways behind me.

/here's to a terrifying '13
//life ends in june
///but a new one begins


Ah, one of those people...
 
2013-01-01 01:10:21 AM
I hope for his sake that sailor she was making out with had his shots up to date.
 
2013-01-01 01:18:35 AM
I'd have honestly thought that it would require illusion magic (or illusion science) to have Dick Clark on this year, considering that someone apparently found his phylactery (cleverly disguised as a record single of Elvis Presley's "(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear") in late 2004 and apparently actually DESTROYED said phylactery in 2012.

(Yes, I'm convinced Dick Clark was a lich or at least a psivamp. NOBODY stays as unnaturally young as he did before the "stroke" (the actual discovery of his Elvis Single Phylactery). NOBODY. Young nubile souls HAD to be involved.)
 
2013-01-01 01:20:47 AM

bronyaur1: The sad thing is that his career is eulogized by two absolute nobodies.


This and then some....
 
2013-01-01 01:22:36 AM
I guess this is as close as it comes to a Fark New Year thread anymore, so I just wanna say;

Fark you, fark you, fark you, fark you, fark you, you're cool, fark you, I'm out.

/Fark you. And Fark your 2013.
//you're cool.
///I'm out.
 
2013-01-01 01:28:15 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Who is Jenny gonna blow tonight?


I had to switch to Carson Daly after seeing Jenny McWhatever blathering on about people voting for who she would kiss at midnight like I was supposed to be excited about finding out who "won." Sorry lady, only you care about yourself that much.

It was the first time New Year's Rockin Eve was not on in one of my homes at midnight for as long as I can remember. Nice memorial for Mr Clark there.
 
2013-01-01 01:40:05 AM
Best line from Seacrest
I think we all have been impacted by Dick, some more than others
 
2013-01-01 01:58:59 AM

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 523x800]


awesome
 
2013-01-01 02:06:32 AM

Pentaxian: paj: That 2012-montage Google ad on NBC just now was most excellent. Very well done.

Is this it?
Zeitgeist 2012: Year In Review


Wow. Didn't see the ling version. That is even better, although it is hilarious that overly attached girlfriend made the cut.
 
2013-01-01 02:06:38 AM

Madbassist1: Dick Clark has done more for modern music that the farking Beatles. So many things you see today come from him, not to mention he hosted AB for what? 50 farking years? You may consider him B list...anyone who works in entertainment knows him not only as an A list, but somebdy you certainly do not want to fark with.


10/10

do you work in the entertainment business?
show your work.

I got one word for you

PAYOLA

Clark was a douche who never wrote a song, nor did he "break" anything that wasn't already on the radar.

/Ed Sullivan.
 
2013-01-01 02:11:40 AM

FirstNationalBastard: I refuse to acknowledge a new year without Dick Clark telling me it has begun.


They had better have had a holographic Dick Clark on ABC, because I refuse to give any ratings to that farkturd Seacrest since he seems to turn everything into celebrity gossip.  I prefer listening to old Casey Kasem AT40 broadcasts over hearing Seacrest go on and on and farking ON about which celebrity did something.
 
2013-01-01 05:01:38 AM

Sybarite: vpb: Mugato: What is it about Jenny McCarthy? I'm not into blondes. I hate fake tits. She's an idiot. Yet I want to shag the hell out of her.

Maybe you love her for her mind?


I know I just find it a turn on when women are responsible for killing kids. I could hardly contain my raging erection during the Casey Anthony trial.


...Mom?
 
2013-01-01 05:08:29 AM

Haliburton Cummings: Madbassist1: Dick Clark has done more for modern music that the farking Beatles. So many things you see today come from him, not to mention he hosted AB for what? 50 farking years? You may consider him B list...anyone who works in entertainment knows him not only as an A list, but somebdy you certainly do not want to fark with.

10/10

do you work in the entertainment business?
show your work.

I got one word for you

PAYOLA

Clark was a douche who never wrote a song, nor did he "break" anything that wasn't already on the radar.

/Ed Sullivan.


Oh....oh... I got it! I know the answer to "What's sadder than Dick Clark reminding us all of our mortality on the eve of a new year?"

Two twits arguing about who knows more about the entertainment industry on FARK!

/do I win a prize now?
 
2013-01-01 06:14:05 AM

paj: Mad_Radhu: paj: That 2012-montage Google ad on NBC just now was most excellent. Very well done.

Yeah, that was awesomely done.

If anyone missed it: Link (2:46)


Thanks for that. I'm stuck here at work and watching it really made my night.
 
2013-01-01 10:04:23 AM
In honor of Dick Clark --

"HA-HEE OOH EAH EH-EH-BUH-EE!"
 
2013-01-01 11:51:59 AM

docmattic: Haliburton Cummings: Madbassist1: Dick Clark has done more for modern music that the farking Beatles. So many things you see today come from him, not to mention he hosted AB for what? 50 farking years? You may consider him B list...anyone who works in entertainment knows him not only as an A list, but somebdy you certainly do not want to fark with.

10/10

do you work in the entertainment business?
show your work.

I got one word for you

PAYOLA

Clark was a douche who never wrote a song, nor did he "break" anything that wasn't already on the radar.

/Ed Sullivan.

Oh....oh... I got it! I know the answer to "What's sadder than Dick Clark reminding us all of our mortality on the eve of a new year?"

Two twits arguing about who knows more about the entertainment industry on FARK!

/do I win a prize now?


I dont think we're arguing. I pretty much agree with Haliburton. I'm not a twit, though, you asshole, Haliburton certainly is, but not me.
 
2013-01-01 12:13:56 PM
Jenny Mc was unwatchably stupid. Not that the others were better, but she was almost as bad as her face lift.
 
2013-01-01 06:37:51 PM
A bit late, but... Happy New Year, everyone!
 
2013-01-01 08:22:16 PM
i got mesmerized by watching the lack of movement on Jenny McCarthy's face.
her forehead was frozen and lips were overinflated.
and Fergie's stylist should be shot--her second outfit made her look like futuristic tinky winky.
 
2013-01-02 07:19:30 AM
Why didn't they just get Dr. Herbert West to revive re-animate Dick Clark?
 
2013-01-02 10:12:42 AM

grinding_journalist: When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I fathered a child, I put childish ways behind me.

/here's to a terrifying '13
//life ends in june
///but a new one begins


One thing I know is... this statement is false! My brother has a 3 year old and trust me, he can be childish when playing and a parent the next. Never put your childish ways behind you, just know when to use them to play with all those neat kid toys!

/having a nephew gives me an excuse to play with hot wheels and buy those awesome tracks to crash them on.
 
2013-01-02 10:38:04 AM

yves0010: /having a nephew gives me an excuse to play with hot wheels and buy those awesome tracks to crash them on.


Going back through the the thread, I realize I should have been clearer in specifying what "childish things" I'm referring to. To be fair, I was pretty drunk when I posted originally.

Not childish things: Turning the basement into a furniture fort, building a slot car track that spans 3 rooms, constructing Rube Goldberg-esque machines out of LEGO, arguing about eating lima beans vs chocolate mlkshakes, etc.

Childish things: Staying out till 5am doing blow and coming home reeking of a strip club, pretending I'm young enough to still go "clubbing", buying a motorcycle, maintaining the notion that I should have a job I love to do, not one just to make money and support a family, sleeping in till 11am and eating nothing but junk food all day- things of this nature.

I suppose what I meant was, "It's time for me to start acting like an adult" without losing the "still has the heart and mind of a child."

/the wife had to hide my keys so I wouldn't ditch dinner with the parents if favor of going sledding
//we can have dinner with them whenever! Sledding windows of opportunity are small!
 
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