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(Detroit Free Press)   What's sadder than Dick Clark reminding us all of our mortality on the eve of a new year? Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2013, beginning at 8 PM on ABC, with a two hour tribute to Dick Clark hosted by Fergie and Jenny McCarthy   (freep.com) divider line 124
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2012-12-31 08:53:28 AM
Ten... nine... nine... purple... five... seven... three... three... three... happy new... wait where am I?
 
2012-12-31 09:08:04 AM
potato
 
2012-12-31 09:17:34 AM
I refuse to acknowledge a new year without Dick Clark telling me it has begun.
 
2012-12-31 09:41:45 AM
What is it about Jenny McCarthy? I'm not into blondes. I hate fake tits. She's an idiot. Yet I want to shag the hell out of her.

Who the fark is Ryan Seacrest?
 
2012-12-31 10:12:04 AM
The Mayans were off by 10 days.
 
2012-12-31 10:13:11 AM
I wonder if Jenny McCarthy will testify that Dick Clark would have lived even long if it weren't for dem evil vaccinations.
 
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2012-12-31 10:17:12 AM

Mugato: What is it about Jenny McCarthy? I'm not into blondes. I hate fake tits. She's an idiot. Yet I want to shag the hell out of her.


Maybe you love her for her mind?
 
2012-12-31 10:19:48 AM

vpb: Mugato: What is it about Jenny McCarthy? I'm not into blondes. I hate fake tits. She's an idiot. Yet I want to shag the hell out of her.

Maybe you love her for her mind?



I know I just find it a turn on when women are responsible for killing kids. I could hardly contain my raging erection during the Casey Anthony trial.
 
2012-12-31 10:28:09 AM
From a TV perspective, they really need to nicely elbow Dick Clark into retirement.  He looks worse and worse every year, and it's really kind of sad at this point.
 
2012-12-31 10:28:10 AM
Mugato:
Who the fark is Ryan Seacrest?

Welcome to the 2000's.
 
2012-12-31 10:32:39 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: From a TV perspective, they really need to nicely elbow Dick Clark into retirement.  He looks worse and worse every year, and it's really kind of sad at this point.


Uh.....

Someone else tell him. I don't have the heart to.

/2014 will be the start of Zombie Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' BRAAAAAAINS.
 
2012-12-31 10:36:16 AM

Mugato: What is it about Jenny McCarthy? I'm not into blondes. I hate fake tits. She's an idiot. Yet I want to shag the hell out of her.


Maybe it's because she's actually brunette. Carpet doesn't match the drapes.

/If there is a carpet.any more.
//There are other reasons to dislike her.
 
2012-12-31 10:41:55 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: From a TV perspective, they really need to nicely elbow Dick Clark into retirement.  He looks worse and worse every year, and it's really kind of sad at this point.


They already elbowed him into a grave at around April. Forcing him to retire now is a bit overkill.
 
2012-12-31 11:06:49 AM
CNN this morning, the crew in charge of discharging the confetti: "We want to put Dick Clark's name on each of the confetti as a memorial."

Like he was blown up, and his pieces were floating down on everyone.
 
2012-12-31 11:19:05 AM
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RIP Dick Clark
 
2012-12-31 11:24:33 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: They already elbowed him into a grave at around April. Forcing him to retire now is a bit overkill.


I know I shouldn't laugh as hard at this as I am, but damn that's funny.
+1
 
2012-12-31 12:44:06 PM
The sad thing is that his career is eulogized by two absolute nobodies.
 
2012-12-31 01:00:39 PM
Any bets on us getting Hologram Dick Clark?
 
2012-12-31 02:01:10 PM
When Dick Clark announced the stroke of midnight, he wasn't farking around.
 
2012-12-31 02:51:11 PM
FTFA: "He's injected our New Year's Eve special with incredible energy and talent, but one of the important things to remember about Ryan and New Year's Eve is how he worked with Dick Clark when Dick came back for the first time after his stroke. I think that was a view of Ryan that just endeared him to everyone," she says. "His respect for Dick, the grace and dignity he showed him during the broadcast -- I still tear up when I think about it."How much more gay subtext can you cram into one sentence? She may as well have said "No matter how stiff the competition Ryan always pulls our train to victory and makes sure every Rod and Peter nationwide stands fully at attention while Ryan's talented tongue gives them exactly what they want over and over until that ball slides down the shaft and it all explodes! Penis."
 
2012-12-31 02:52:29 PM
Speaking of cramming things, I crammed html fail into that last comment
 
2012-12-31 03:11:06 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: When Dick Clark announced the stroke of midnight, he wasn't farking around.


This was so awful I lol'd for a good two minutes.
 
2012-12-31 05:02:27 PM
Meh. I'd rather watch Anderson Cooper just to see if Kathy Griffin gets naked again.
 
2012-12-31 05:04:46 PM

fusillade762: Meh. I'd rather watch Anderson Cooper just to see if Kathy Griffin gets naked again.


Here she is topless...

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2012-12-31 05:25:00 PM

FirstNationalBastard: fusillade762: Meh. I'd rather watch Anderson Cooper just to see if Kathy Griffin gets naked again.

Here she is topless...

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AAAARGH!!  Dude, please.  Don't be so mean to Mr. Top.
 
2012-12-31 07:27:45 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: When Dick Clark announced the stroke of midnight, he wasn't farking around.


Daaaaaaaamn. That's dark.

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2012-12-31 08:06:56 PM
Sorry, but Ryan Seacrest is a reasonable replacement for Dick Clark.
Other than "American Bandstand" and the New Years Eve gig, what significant contribution did Dick Clark ever make?
 
2012-12-31 08:10:23 PM

WhippingBoy: Sorry, but Ryan Seacrest is a reasonable replacement for Dick Clark.
Other than "American Bandstand" and the New Years Eve gig, what significant contribution did Dick Clark ever make?


In front of the camera? Not much.

Behind it? Google Dick Clark Productions. A lot of games shows and crap. But a few pretty interesting pieces.
 
2012-12-31 08:11:54 PM
What's sadder than Dick Clark reminding us all of our mortality on the eve of a new year?

The fact that there will be tards here posting in the politics page when it happens.
 
2012-12-31 08:16:48 PM
I'm not sure this whistle song is about blowing actual whistles. There may be a hidden subtext.
 
2012-12-31 08:18:07 PM

Another Government Employee: WhippingBoy: Sorry, but Ryan Seacrest is a reasonable replacement for Dick Clark.
Other than "American Bandstand" and the New Years Eve gig, what significant contribution did Dick Clark ever make?

In front of the camera? Not much.

Behind it? Google Dick Clark Productions. A lot of games shows and crap. But a few pretty interesting pieces.


Fair enough. But as far as being in front of a camera, he was always a 'B' grade celebrity; much like Ryan Seacrest.
 
2012-12-31 08:18:13 PM
Jenny McCarthy just said something about meeting dick for the first time. The first of many I'm sure.
 
2012-12-31 08:18:56 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm not sure this whistle song is about blowing actual whistles. There may be a hidden subtext.


This song is called a euphamism, euphamism don't you know?
 
2012-12-31 08:27:59 PM
I will miss Dick Clark trying to struggle through the countdown with his stroke. Teeeeennnn. Niiiiinnnnne...
 
2012-12-31 08:35:00 PM
I'm not gonna miss Dick Clark as much as Ryan Seacrest is gonna miss the closet.
 
2012-12-31 08:35:45 PM

Mugato: What is it about Jenny McCarthy? I'm not into blondes. I hate fake tits. She's an idiot. Yet I want to shag the hell out of her.


Maybe you want to fark the stupid out of her.

/hope you got some stamina, son
 
2012-12-31 08:41:56 PM

WhippingBoy: Fair enough. But as far as being in front of a camera, he was always a 'B' grade celebrity; much like Ryan Seacrest.


Wow. lotta fail in that there post.
 
2012-12-31 08:43:06 PM
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2012-12-31 08:46:36 PM

Madbassist1: WhippingBoy: Fair enough. But as far as being in front of a camera, he was always a 'B' grade celebrity; much like Ryan Seacrest.

Wow. lotta fail in that there post.


Really? Why?
 
2012-12-31 09:04:02 PM

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2012-12-31 09:10:54 PM
I though Dick Clark died in the 90s.
 
2012-12-31 09:15:20 PM
Is it wrong that I see the Detroit Free Press tag and think Free Republic? Like every time.....


/I must have freepers on the brain
//God help me
 
2012-12-31 09:23:48 PM
I read the headline as ending in "Fargin' Jenny McCarthy ." Made sense
 
2012-12-31 09:24:58 PM
This Beiber chick reminds me of that chick from Hanson.
 
2012-12-31 09:32:23 PM

assjuice: I though Dick Clark died in the 90s.


He did.
 
2012-12-31 09:32:48 PM

Mugato: Who the fark is Ryan Seacrest?


He's the idiot who hosted the opening and closing ceromonies of the Olympics on NBC and yet offered nothing insightful.

I think I'd rather watch CNN and put up with the akward interaction between Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin than put up with a phony vapid moron like Seacrest.
 
2012-12-31 09:42:07 PM

Mugato: Who the fark is Ryan Seacrest?


He's like the gay version of Carson Daly.
 
2012-12-31 09:46:01 PM
I get Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest's names mixed up. I don't know why.
 
2012-12-31 09:50:52 PM
If I don't see you, Abby dew yeer, ery bodee.
 
2012-12-31 09:51:43 PM
Wait so JM is against putting vaccines consisting of dead or otherwise disabled viruses in kids, but she is for unnecessary surgeries and putting various plastics into her own body? Sounds like some sound medical reasoning.
 
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