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(Global Grind)   And lo, the Angel of the Lord broke the Seventh Seal, and Fame Whore of Babylon did conceive the next generation of useless celebrity   (globalgrind.com) divider line 30
    More: Scary, Kim Kardashian, Babylon, Kanye West, celebrity, Kris Jenner  
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7767 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 31 Dec 2012 at 8:37 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-31 07:47:18 AM
5 votes:
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years.

/oblig
2012-12-31 10:19:17 AM
4 votes:

H31N0US: If you stop paying attention, they will go away.


To stop those monsters, one-two-three,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee!
(Guarantee void in Tennessee)
Just don't look! Just don't look!
2012-12-31 11:46:44 AM
3 votes:
Jesus god I am so tried of the "My Daddy is rich so I'm a celebrity now" trend.

At least actors have a job and some talent.
2012-12-31 08:16:49 AM
3 votes:
Dumbest baby ever.

Also, may be the antichrist.
2012-12-31 12:10:04 PM
2 votes:
You know what I'm pissed about? That the news this morning used the farking term "Kimye" to describe the couple.

farking. Stop. That. shiat!
2012-12-31 11:17:00 AM
2 votes:
Congratulations to the hired help that will raise the baby, you'll be a great mom!
2012-12-31 10:40:36 AM
2 votes:

AeAe: Wouldn't it be funny if the baby had Down's?


Wouldn't be funny... the kid would still be the smart one.
2012-12-31 09:58:24 AM
2 votes:
dragon927: Jesus, how fat is her ass gonna be now?

I'm hoping her figure never recovers, so we can finally see what she has to offer the world besides bland, deadeyed facial expressions and blatantly-posed-but-allegedly-candid photos of her getting in and out of limousines.
2012-12-31 09:50:10 AM
2 votes:
I was much less annoyed by this once I realized how much fun Joel McHale and the writers of The Soup are going to have with this over the course of the year. It could be epic.
2012-12-31 09:23:20 PM
1 votes:

dai the flu: I know I'm just being cynical, but this seems like one of those well orchestrated moments designed to keep these two in the headlines.

/Step 1: fake pregnancy
//Step 2: fake miscarriage
///Step 3: profit


I thought that had already been done by the Poorly-Tattooed Asian MySpace Dwarf-Slut?
2012-12-31 08:46:49 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, if anyone offered any of you millions to film ur life for tv...you would all do it. Jealous much??
2012-12-31 02:41:41 PM
1 votes:
In a few months the Bajorans will learn the name of their children's oppressor.
2012-12-31 10:52:06 AM
1 votes:
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"
2012-12-31 10:32:58 AM
1 votes:
My name's Mike Rowe, and this is my job. I explore the country looking for people who aren't afraid to get dirty - hard-working men and women who earn an honest living doing the kinds of jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us. Now, get ready to get dirty. This week? Kim Kardashian's OB/Gyn
2012-12-31 10:32:55 AM
1 votes:
Now we just need Jennifer Aniston and whatever guy she is with, to officially announce she's pregnant.
2012-12-31 10:30:52 AM
1 votes:
Just goes to show, you can give a man a fortune and he'll still make himself sound like a goddamned farking retard.

'baby mama' indeed.
2012-12-31 10:22:43 AM
1 votes:

Highroller48: H31N0US: If you stop paying attention, they will go away.

To stop those monsters, one-two-three,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee!
(Guarantee void in Tennessee)
Just don't look! Just don't look!


Although that would be nice I already don't consume any of the clothes/shows/music/books these two produce but they are still fabulously wealthy and popular. It's clearly out of my hands and in the hands of morons.
2012-12-31 10:16:45 AM
1 votes:
If you stop paying attention, they will go away. It's not as if KK has ever produced anything of value to anyone, and KW is just one of many one hit wonders who's outlasted his abilities. Neither will be missed.
2012-12-31 10:13:42 AM
1 votes:
I know I'm just being cynical, but this seems like one of those well orchestrated moments designed to keep these two in the headlines.

/Step 1: fake pregnancy
//Step 2: fake miscarriage
///Step 3: profit
2012-12-31 10:12:05 AM
1 votes:
Adam Kardashian West. It will be like every Roland Emmerich movie sequence but for real. The baby will be ejected from the room sized pulsating womb. The doctor's eyes will widen in terror and a nurse will faint. Cut to blood splattering around the glass walls while the agonal shrieks pierce the air. Kanye, covered in warm pina colada smelling vernix will drop to his knees and slowly begin to chew the glitter encrusted placenta. The baby will not cry or move. It will slowly rise to its feet and cut its own umbilical cord with scissors made of octupus bone and 14 karat gold. As it smiles and begins to dress itself in a five button pin strip Hermes linen suit, Kanye mumbles, 'Welcome to earf.' The white house explodes.
2012-12-31 09:51:04 AM
1 votes:
Why do useless people breed?
2012-12-31 09:43:44 AM
1 votes:
The tabloids have been reporting she's pregnant for the last few months.
2012-12-31 09:43:25 AM
1 votes:
Yesterday Jessica Simpson tweeted her new baby bump (god I hate that phrase) and I thought, "Great. Another two year pregnancy from Simpson." But then I wake up to find two of America's biggest attention whores are having a baby? Get ready for Kim's new series focusing on her pregnancy, the birthing special, then a series following this kid as it grows up. Now I'm wondering why the Kardashians don't have their own magazine?

I may want to kill myself.
2012-12-31 09:16:14 AM
1 votes:
"If you ant no punk holla we want prenup
WE WANT PRENUP! Yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his"
2012-12-31 09:10:31 AM
1 votes:
jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-31 09:05:46 AM
1 votes:
i'm ok with this if only because they will likely set an unbreakable new standard for obnoxious celebrity baby name - to the point where it'll probably destroy the phenomenon completely.
2012-12-31 08:58:24 AM
1 votes:
Oh man, I wish the Mayans had been right....
2012-12-31 08:58:03 AM
1 votes:
Yo, baby. I'm really happy for ya, but that other titty has the best milk of all time. ALL TIME!
2012-12-31 08:57:55 AM
1 votes:
Vegas should take bets on how long it takes for her baby bump diameter to surpass the diameter of dat ass. i've got week 34.
2012-12-31 08:35:04 AM
1 votes:

LlamaGirl: Dumbest baby ever.

Also, may be the antichrist.


I haven't memorized Revalations but I remember something about a whore bearing the AntiChrist so I'm leaning towards agreeing
 
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