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(Global Grind)   And lo, the Angel of the Lord broke the Seventh Seal, and Fame Whore of Babylon did conceive the next generation of useless celebrity   (globalgrind.com) divider line 134
    More: Scary, Kim Kardashian, Babylon, Kanye West, celebrity, Kris Jenner  
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2012-12-31 12:36:30 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Between New Year's Eve and the spontaneous celebrations over this news breaking out in NBA locker rooms nationwide we could be looking at Peak Cristal, people.

LOL

/but seriously, what happens to Kris Humphries?
//All the talk of his having to adopt the baby as his since him and Kim are still officially married is just bullshiat, right?


Money is a funny thing.

In general, with enough of it, you basically make your own laws.
 
2012-12-31 12:40:34 PM

Cletus C.: I just don't understand all the hate.

Kim is a lovely, lovely woman who has had more than her share of relationship heartbreaks. Thanks to her loving and supportive family she has made her way through all that and found true love.

Not just true love, but true love with an incredibly talented and passionate man who also is misunderstood by the haters.

Their love story is one for the ages and we all should rejoice in the news that a child will soon be blessed upon this couple.

Now, we can only pray that her sister, the one married to the guy who used to be a basketball player, you know, the fattish one who came about after O.J. knocked up the mother, who used to be sort of hot I think, will soon conceive and the brother, who danced his way into the hearts of all Americans, will find great success with his sock business and the younger girls, presumably the products of the former Olympian's jizz will be ready to waltz to the forefront of our reality TV lives for years to come.

God bless the Kardashians.


I love you so much right now.
 
2012-12-31 12:43:50 PM
She is going to be a nightmare in her last trimester. I do not envy anyone who's going to be around her.
 
2012-12-31 12:44:32 PM

PsyLord: I just hope that their spawn does not find the Book of the Kosst Amojan.

/should not be obscure


Provided their spawn doesn't seek out a religious leader, we should be safe.
 
2012-12-31 12:44:42 PM
How girl get pragnent
 
2012-12-31 12:47:32 PM
Thank gawd it ain't Linds who's up the duff. Not now, anyway.
 
2012-12-31 12:49:24 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Have they figured out who the father is?


Some mother f*ckin' gay fish.
 
2012-12-31 12:49:38 PM

H31N0US: If you stop paying attention, they will go away. It's not as if KK has ever produced anything of value to anyone, and KW is just one of many one hit wonders who's outlasted his abilities. Neither will be missed.



I'm sorry, but regardless of what you think of Kanye West personally, calling him a one hit wonder is just silly. How many acts sell albums like this these days? And take a look at that list of multi-platinum singles.
 
2012-12-31 12:53:53 PM
I am going to go ahead and say guess that of it is a boy it will be named Dukat, and Sesska if it is a girl.
 
2012-12-31 12:54:32 PM
Kanye was over heard saying," When I find out which NBA team did this, ima gon kick day azz"
 
2012-12-31 01:05:41 PM
This is the end, my only friend is the end...
 
2012-12-31 01:16:11 PM
The mayans were right!!!!
 
2012-12-31 01:22:47 PM
She's going to balloon up big time!
 
2012-12-31 01:43:27 PM

kyrg: Kanye was over heard saying," When I find out which NBA team did this, ima gon kick day azz"


Ha!
 
2012-12-31 02:34:44 PM
Which whore of Babylon is that. Deline or Evaniva?
 
2012-12-31 02:41:41 PM
In a few months the Bajorans will learn the name of their children's oppressor.
 
2012-12-31 03:08:40 PM

Brick-House: [usecicsevilla.files.wordpress.com image 641x478]


SG-9?
 
2012-12-31 03:45:59 PM

Great Janitor: In a few months the Bajorans will learn the name of their children's oppressor.


Way more hittable than KK:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-31 03:59:24 PM
 
2012-12-31 04:26:54 PM
img408.imageshack.us

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-31 04:45:18 PM
This child will either have or be the biggest ass in America.
 
2012-12-31 05:33:13 PM
i237.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-31 06:05:16 PM

Evil Mackerel: Brick-House: [usecicsevilla.files.wordpress.com image 641x478]

SG-9 SG-10?


FTFY

Give it around 9 months when she dilates.

www.gateworld.net
 
2012-12-31 06:20:47 PM
One of the few times a retarded child would be a positive.
 
2012-12-31 06:32:40 PM
I didn't even realize until a few weeks ago that Kim's biological dad was the OJ case guy. I thought Kim was only famous because of the Ray J sex tape. Silly me, I thought she didn't have any talent. She has a rich daddy - that makes her totally worth the praise heaped upon her by the media. If she was just some sex tape ho, she wouldn't deserve it at all! I can now rest easier knowing she is deserving of her fame.
 
2012-12-31 08:46:49 PM
Yeah, if anyone offered any of you millions to film ur life for tv...you would all do it. Jealous much??
 
2012-12-31 09:23:20 PM

dai the flu: I know I'm just being cynical, but this seems like one of those well orchestrated moments designed to keep these two in the headlines.

/Step 1: fake pregnancy
//Step 2: fake miscarriage
///Step 3: profit


I thought that had already been done by the Poorly-Tattooed Asian MySpace Dwarf-Slut?
 
2012-12-31 10:06:25 PM

calbert: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"


Comment full of win
 
2012-12-31 10:46:41 PM
I wonder if Paris Hilton will be the godmother.
 
2013-01-01 12:13:27 AM

therecksays: calbert: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"

Comment full of win


But we're talking about Kim Kardashian, not the one who resembles a Wookiee.
 
2013-01-01 12:22:09 AM

dragon927: Jesus, how fat is her ass gonna be now?


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

"We're going to need a bigger butt".
 
2013-01-01 11:42:23 AM

PsyLord: Evil Mackerel: Brick-House: [usecicsevilla.files.wordpress.com image 641x478]

SG-9 SG-10?

FTFY

Give it around 9 months when she dilates.

[www.gateworld.net image 600x450]


i see what you did there.

i still don't understand how it works. if you might as well be dead after crossing the event horizon, how is it that you are relatively immortal at the same time to the outside universe? those guys only thought a couple seconds had passed but on the outside 5 years had passed by the time they were rescued?

if there is a way to cross the event horizon safely, wouldn't it be better to live inside the event horizon if you wanted to keep information indefinitely?
 
2013-01-01 11:43:38 AM

Flaming Yawn: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Between New Year's Eve and the spontaneous celebrations over this news breaking out in NBA locker rooms nationwide we could be looking at Peak Cristal, people.

LOL

/but seriously, what happens to Kris Humphries?
//All the talk of his having to adopt the baby as his since him and Kim are still officially married is just bullshiat, right?

Money is a funny thing.

In general, with enough of it, you basically make your own laws.


for those of us who are dead broke, and were in the same situation, would the married husband still be the legal father even if the female said 'X is the biological'?
 
2013-01-01 06:46:33 PM
I read the headline, looked at the link, and threw up in my mouth a little.
 
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