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(Global Grind)   And lo, the Angel of the Lord broke the Seventh Seal, and Fame Whore of Babylon did conceive the next generation of useless celebrity   (globalgrind.com ) divider line
    More: Scary, Kim Kardashian, Babylon, Kanye West, celebrity, Kris Jenner  
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7777 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 31 Dec 2012 at 8:37 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-31 10:22:23 AM  
You think Dat Ass is big now??? Wait about 6 months....
 
2012-12-31 10:22:43 AM  

Highroller48: H31N0US: If you stop paying attention, they will go away.

To stop those monsters, one-two-three,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee!
(Guarantee void in Tennessee)
Just don't look! Just don't look!


Although that would be nice I already don't consume any of the clothes/shows/music/books these two produce but they are still fabulously wealthy and popular. It's clearly out of my hands and in the hands of morons.
 
2012-12-31 10:26:16 AM  
I'm generally of the belief that everyone in life should aim for better than just "normal" as a goal.

However for this kid I think that'll end up being the gold standard.

...maybe he or she will join a punk band and make something of themselves.
 
2012-12-31 10:27:57 AM  
I made a joke in another redded thread about the kid having a great sense of balance due to the genetics of a huge ass and a GIANT head from pops...but the moment has passed.

/fish sticks
 
2012-12-31 10:28:52 AM  

dai the flu: I know I'm just being cynical, but this seems like one of those well orchestrated moments designed to keep these two in the headlines.

/Step 1: fake pregnancy
//Step 2: fake miscarriage
///Step 3: profit


Next you'll tell me that Hollywood starlets announce their newfound bisexuality when they have a big movie coming out!
 
2012-12-31 10:30:52 AM  
Just goes to show, you can give a man a fortune and he'll still make himself sound like a goddamned farking retard.

'baby mama' indeed.
 
2012-12-31 10:31:11 AM  
Now she'll get even fatter.
 
2012-12-31 10:32:55 AM  
Now we just need Jennifer Aniston and whatever guy she is with, to officially announce she's pregnant.
 
2012-12-31 10:32:58 AM  
My name's Mike Rowe, and this is my job. I explore the country looking for people who aren't afraid to get dirty - hard-working men and women who earn an honest living doing the kinds of jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us. Now, get ready to get dirty. This week? Kim Kardashian's OB/Gyn
 
2012-12-31 10:36:15 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: My name's Mike Rowe, and this is my job. I explore the country looking for people who aren't afraid to get dirty - hard-working men and women who earn an honest living doing the kinds of jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us. Now, get ready to get dirty. This week? Kim Kardashian's OB/Gyn


I've met him... Dr. Ray J does some fine work... at leat according to his video documentation.
 
2012-12-31 10:38:50 AM  
Wouldn't it be funny if the baby had Down's?
 
2012-12-31 10:40:36 AM  

AeAe: Wouldn't it be funny if the baby had Down's?


Wouldn't be funny... the kid would still be the smart one.
 
2012-12-31 10:42:49 AM  
Alright, who wants to start a white house petition forcing her to get an abortion?
 
2012-12-31 10:46:17 AM  

dai the flu: I know I'm just being cynical, but this seems like one of those well orchestrated moments designed to keep these two in the headlines.

/Step 1: fake pregnancy
//Step 2: fake miscarriage
///Step 3: profit


As far as Kardashian Inc. goes, this is just the next logical step after her sham marriage earlier this year.

/Only half-serious.  I hope that even Kim Kardashian isn't cynical enough to go through with this sort of plan.
 
2012-12-31 10:47:21 AM  
Jeebus, Admins, you couldn't pick the simpler and more obvious Gold Digger headline? That was a gimme, especially since they'll eventually separate.
 
2012-12-31 10:47:52 AM  
Child Protective Services has been put on alert.
 
2012-12-31 10:48:43 AM  
usecicsevilla.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-31 10:48:59 AM  

Ponzholio: Alright, who wants to start a white house petition forcing her to get an abortion?


Or.. or..

Thalidomide
 
2012-12-31 10:52:06 AM  
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"
 
2012-12-31 10:56:45 AM  
Have they figured out who the father is?
 
2012-12-31 11:01:23 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Have they figured out who the father is?


have they figured WHAT the mother is?
 
2012-12-31 11:10:49 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: dragon927: Jesus, how fat is her ass gonna be now?

I'm hoping her figure never recovers, so we can finally see what she has to offer the world besides bland, deadeyed facial expressions and blatantly-posed-but-allegedly-candid photos of her getting in and out of limousines.


Thissy, thissy, that.
I could see her staying fat.
 
2012-12-31 11:16:18 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Between New Year's Eve and the spontaneous celebrations over this news breaking out in NBA locker rooms nationwide we could be looking at Peak Cristal, people.


LOL

/but seriously, what happens to Kris Humphries?
//All the talk of his having to adopt the baby as his since him and Kim are still officially married is just bullshiat, right?
 
2012-12-31 11:17:00 AM  
Congratulations to the hired help that will raise the baby, you'll be a great mom!
 
2012-12-31 11:18:15 AM  

thomps: i'm ok with this if only because they will likely set an unbreakable new standard for obnoxious celebrity baby name - to the point where it'll probably destroy the phenomenon completely.


We can only hope.
 
2012-12-31 11:18:23 AM  
I guess with Kanye's head or her ass, whichever way that kid comes out he's going to tear the shiat out of her
 
2012-12-31 11:22:41 AM  

Infernalist: Just goes to show, you can give a man a fortune and he'll still make himself sound like a goddamned farking retard.

'baby mama' indeed.


Exactly.
 
2012-12-31 11:23:42 AM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: AeAe: Wouldn't it be funny if the baby had Down's?

Wouldn't be funny... the kid would still be the smart one.


Thread over.
 
2012-12-31 11:23:47 AM  

eagles95: I guess with Kanye's head or her ass, whichever way that kid comes out he's going to tear the shiat out of her


champagne and jizz are not ideal for fetal development.
 
2012-12-31 11:30:34 AM  
I hear they're gonna name it "Lookit Me."
 
2012-12-31 11:33:55 AM  
I'm wondering which one of them will kill the baby first as it is getting more attention than them.

/ somewhat serious
 
2012-12-31 11:36:55 AM  
For those with kids, I am sure you remember that first moment. All your friends, relatives, etc have left. It's just the two of you and a brand new human. I picture these two idiots peering over the crib, heads cocked to the side, gently poking the baby with a stick...
 
2012-12-31 11:38:31 AM  
Can't wait for them to trot out the little bastard.
 
2012-12-31 11:38:34 AM  

eagles95: I guess with Kanye's head or her ass, whichever way that kid comes out he's going to tear the shiat out of her


The kid should slide right out, like a bowling ball down a hallway.
 
2012-12-31 11:40:24 AM  
I just don't understand all the hate.

Kim is a lovely, lovely woman who has had more than her share of relationship heartbreaks. Thanks to her loving and supportive family she has made her way through all that and found true love.

Not just true love, but true love with an incredibly talented and passionate man who also is misunderstood by the haters.

Their love story is one for the ages and we all should rejoice in the news that a child will soon be blessed upon this couple.

Now, we can only pray that her sister, the one married to the guy who used to be a basketball player, you know, the fattish one who came about after O.J. knocked up the mother, who used to be sort of hot I think, will soon conceive and the brother, who danced his way into the hearts of all Americans, will find great success with his sock business and the younger girls, presumably the products of the former Olympian's jizz will be ready to waltz to the forefront of our reality TV lives for years to come.

God bless the Kardashians.
 
2012-12-31 11:46:44 AM  
Jesus god I am so tried of the "My Daddy is rich so I'm a celebrity now" trend.

At least actors have a job and some talent.
 
2012-12-31 11:50:00 AM  

LlamaGirl: Dumbest baby ever.

Also, may be the antichrist.


I thought these two were suppose to spawn the antichrist?

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-12-31 11:50:21 AM  
And the seas boiled and the skies fell.
 
2012-12-31 11:51:33 AM  

TheraTx: i'm thinking dat ass is going to expand exponentially


Yeah, however she has literally nothing BUT time and money for personal trainers and such. There is no reason she shouldn;t get back to fapping weight right away.
 
2012-12-31 11:58:10 AM  
I just hope that their spawn does not find the Book of the Kosst Amojan.

/should not be obscure
 
2012-12-31 12:05:45 PM  

PsyLord: LlamaGirl: Dumbest baby ever.

Also, may be the antichrist.

I thought these two were suppose to spawn the antichrist?

[assets.nydailynews.com image 317x248]


Who are they?
 
2012-12-31 12:07:05 PM  

TheraTx: i'm thinking dat ass is going to expand exponentially


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-31 12:10:04 PM  
You know what I'm pissed about? That the news this morning used the farking term "Kimye" to describe the couple.

farking. Stop. That. shiat!
 
2012-12-31 12:17:40 PM  
TMZ is reporting that the kid was conceived near the Vatican
 
Byn
2012-12-31 12:19:36 PM  
Well, I guess that's good news for Social Workers, as this will undoubtedly mean that their employment rates are about to soar.

Silver lining, people!
 
2012-12-31 12:22:10 PM  
They're going to save a step and just name the kid "Foster"
 
2012-12-31 12:27:16 PM  

dragon927: Jesus, how fat is her ass gonna be now?


i1125.photobucket.com

/Answer: pretty big.
 
2012-12-31 12:29:33 PM  
so, it'll only be HALF as ugly as that melon-headed Eddie Munster brat her sister spawned?
 
2012-12-31 12:30:25 PM  
Will someone please take a tab of RU-486 and a blowgun and do the right thing? Fark. At least can we throw Logan into a volcano to make room for little shiate?
 
2012-12-31 12:31:11 PM  
Lohan. Damn autofark.
 
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