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(Global Grind)   And lo, the Angel of the Lord broke the Seventh Seal, and Fame Whore of Babylon did conceive the next generation of useless celebrity   (globalgrind.com) divider line 134
    More: Scary, Kim Kardashian, Babylon, Kanye West, celebrity, Kris Jenner  
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2012-12-31 07:47:18 AM  
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years.

/oblig
 
2012-12-31 07:51:18 AM  
Between New Year's Eve and the spontaneous celebrations over this news breaking out in NBA locker rooms nationwide we could be looking at Peak Cristal, people.
 
2012-12-31 08:15:20 AM  
"stop the music and make noise for my baby mama"

Really?
 
2012-12-31 08:16:49 AM  
Dumbest baby ever.

Also, may be the antichrist.
 
2012-12-31 08:35:04 AM  

LlamaGirl: Dumbest baby ever.

Also, may be the antichrist.


I haven't memorized Revalations but I remember something about a whore bearing the AntiChrist so I'm leaning towards agreeing
 
2012-12-31 08:39:45 AM  

gambitsgirl: LlamaGirl: Dumbest baby ever.

Also, may be the antichrist.

I haven't memorized Revalations but I remember something about a whore bearing the AntiChrist so I'm leaning towards agreeing


What will be even funnier is when Kim tweets the photo of "Q*Bert's rockin' birthmark" and all her fans run to the tattoo shop to get that "666" inked on their own melons.
 
2012-12-31 08:41:20 AM  
That's great and all, Kim, and I'm'a let ya finish, but Beyonce had the greatest celebrity baby of all time!!!

/OF ALL TIME!!!!
 
2012-12-31 08:41:49 AM  
finally! some mamma mammaries to match dat ass! hallelujah, holy-shiat, where's the tylenol?

/i weep for that child's future
 
2012-12-31 08:42:38 AM  

Sybarite: She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years.

/oblig


I was expecting the headline to have this in it, I think subby's going to get trumped.

/well played
 
2012-12-31 08:42:41 AM  
Bravo, Subby! So much better headline than mine.

The internets are yours.
 
2012-12-31 08:52:59 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-31 08:53:44 AM  
IMHO 'Fame Whore of Babylon' would make a distinctive Fark moniker. +1, Subster.

/ yeah, Subby loves it
// I like it when Subby calls me names. hint-hint
 
2012-12-31 08:54:36 AM  
stop the music and make noise for my ba

Yo Kanye, I'm really happy for ya an I'ma let you finish, but Kate Middleton is the best baby mamma of all time!
 
2012-12-31 08:57:55 AM  
Vegas should take bets on how long it takes for her baby bump diameter to surpass the diameter of dat ass. i've got week 34.
 
2012-12-31 08:58:03 AM  
Yo, baby. I'm really happy for ya, but that other titty has the best milk of all time. ALL TIME!
 
2012-12-31 08:58:24 AM  
Oh man, I wish the Mayans had been right....
 
2012-12-31 09:00:46 AM  

gambitsgirl: LlamaGirl: Dumbest baby ever.

Also, may be the antichrist.

I haven't memorized Revalations but I remember something about a whore bearing the AntiChrist so I'm leaning towards agreeing


Some scholars think a whore bore the original version, too. Fathered by a Roman soldier.
 
2012-12-31 09:01:10 AM  
Just think of the family discussions based around how much money they can make with the baby?
 
2012-12-31 09:02:15 AM  

divgradcurl: /i weep for that child's future


"Her marriage lasted 72 days, her cat lasted two weeks, this baby is farked."

/credit Jenny Johnson.
 
2012-12-31 09:02:53 AM  

IlGreven: stop the music and make noise for my ba

Yo Kanye subby, I'm really happy for ya an I'ma let you finish, but Kate Middleton Lindsay Lohan is the best baby mamma fame whore of all time!

 
2012-12-31 09:05:46 AM  
i'm ok with this if only because they will likely set an unbreakable new standard for obnoxious celebrity baby name - to the point where it'll probably destroy the phenomenon completely.
 
2012-12-31 09:10:31 AM  
jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-31 09:16:14 AM  
"If you ant no punk holla we want prenup
WE WANT PRENUP! Yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his"
 
2012-12-31 09:17:00 AM  
Mayans? Check.
I'mma Let You Finish? Check.
Dat Ass? Check.

You guys take all the good stuff.
 
2012-12-31 09:17:01 AM  

braedan: Oh man, I wish the Mayans had been right....


They may have been, just off by 9 months or so...
 
2012-12-31 09:19:11 AM  
Dang, Kanye tried to hit the epic pooper and missed.
 
2012-12-31 09:20:00 AM  
Jesus, how fat is her ass gonna be now?
 
2012-12-31 09:22:05 AM  
It will turn out to be a smart, witty kid that just laughs at the circus they grew up in. They will eventually go on to win the Nobel prize in chemistry.
 
2012-12-31 09:23:07 AM  
I won't pass judgment until I see a Perez Hilton picture of Kim Kardashian with photoshop jizz smeared all over her face.
 
2012-12-31 09:26:04 AM  
Is this her way of getting in the headlines for the new year? It's time we made this country more like reality shows to where we can vote people off.
 
2012-12-31 09:43:25 AM  
Yesterday Jessica Simpson tweeted her new baby bump (god I hate that phrase) and I thought, "Great. Another two year pregnancy from Simpson." But then I wake up to find two of America's biggest attention whores are having a baby? Get ready for Kim's new series focusing on her pregnancy, the birthing special, then a series following this kid as it grows up. Now I'm wondering why the Kardashians don't have their own magazine?

I may want to kill myself.
 
2012-12-31 09:43:37 AM  
fark the world
 
2012-12-31 09:43:44 AM  
The tabloids have been reporting she's pregnant for the last few months.
 
2012-12-31 09:47:25 AM  
i'm thinking dat ass is going to expand exponentially
 
2012-12-31 09:49:22 AM  
OK, subs, that one made me chuckle!
/good jorb!
 
2012-12-31 09:50:10 AM  
I was much less annoyed by this once I realized how much fun Joel McHale and the writers of The Soup are going to have with this over the course of the year. It could be epic.
 
2012-12-31 09:51:04 AM  
Why do useless people breed?
 
2012-12-31 09:51:58 AM  
How much do you want to bet they will turn this "birth" into a reality show on MTV?

"Kardashian and Pregnant"
 
2012-12-31 09:52:55 AM  

ToxicMunkee: Yesterday Jessica Simpson tweeted her new baby bump (god I hate that phrase) and I thought, "Great. Another two year pregnancy from Simpson." But then I wake up to find two of America's biggest attention whores are having a baby? Get ready for Kim's new series focusing on her pregnancy, the birthing special, then a series following this kid as it grows up. Now I'm wondering why the Kardashians don't have their own magazine?

I may want to kill myself.


Brace yourself, things like these could come in threes. Oh maybe we get lucky and Snooki's kid was the first of this trifecta and we cut our losses.
 
2012-12-31 09:54:20 AM  
I thought this thread was going to be about Lady Gaga.

I am disappoint.
 
2012-12-31 09:58:24 AM  
dragon927: Jesus, how fat is her ass gonna be now?

I'm hoping her figure never recovers, so we can finally see what she has to offer the world besides bland, deadeyed facial expressions and blatantly-posed-but-allegedly-candid photos of her getting in and out of limousines.
 
2012-12-31 10:08:57 AM  
So this is her revenge for Kate Middleton returning the clothes and stuff she sent her. If KK is 12 weeks, the two of them will be due close together and she wants to divert attention from the Royal babby.
 
2012-12-31 10:12:05 AM  
Adam Kardashian West. It will be like every Roland Emmerich movie sequence but for real. The baby will be ejected from the room sized pulsating womb. The doctor's eyes will widen in terror and a nurse will faint. Cut to blood splattering around the glass walls while the agonal shrieks pierce the air. Kanye, covered in warm pina colada smelling vernix will drop to his knees and slowly begin to chew the glitter encrusted placenta. The baby will not cry or move. It will slowly rise to its feet and cut its own umbilical cord with scissors made of octupus bone and 14 karat gold. As it smiles and begins to dress itself in a five button pin strip Hermes linen suit, Kanye mumbles, 'Welcome to earf.' The white house explodes.
 
2012-12-31 10:13:42 AM  
I know I'm just being cynical, but this seems like one of those well orchestrated moments designed to keep these two in the headlines.

/Step 1: fake pregnancy
//Step 2: fake miscarriage
///Step 3: profit
 
2012-12-31 10:16:11 AM  

steklo: How much do you want to bet they will turn this "birth" into a reality show on MTV?

"Kardashian and Pregnant"


I think E! has the rights to all of Kardashian television shows, so it'll probably get worked into the Kourtney and Kim show.
 
2012-12-31 10:16:45 AM  
If you stop paying attention, they will go away. It's not as if KK has ever produced anything of value to anyone, and KW is just one of many one hit wonders who's outlasted his abilities. Neither will be missed.
 
2012-12-31 10:16:56 AM  
I didn't realise you could get pregnant from teh buttsecks.
 
2012-12-31 10:17:34 AM  
If I didn't have 99 problems, I might have bought them a gift.
 
2012-12-31 10:17:38 AM  

lovefirststool: Adam Kardashian West. It will be like every Roland Emmerich movie sequence but for real. The baby will be ejected from the room sized pulsating womb. The doctor's eyes will widen in terror and a nurse will faint. Cut to blood splattering around the glass walls while the agonal shrieks pierce the air. Kanye, covered in warm pina colada smelling vernix will drop to his knees and slowly begin to chew the glitter encrusted placenta. The baby will not cry or move. It will slowly rise to its feet and cut its own umbilical cord with scissors made of octupus bone and 14 karat gold. As it smiles and begins to dress itself in a five button pin strip Hermes linen suit, Kanye mumbles, 'Welcome to earf.' The white house explodes.


That was vivid.
 
2012-12-31 10:19:17 AM  

H31N0US: If you stop paying attention, they will go away.


To stop those monsters, one-two-three,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee!
(Guarantee void in Tennessee)
Just don't look! Just don't look!
 
2012-12-31 10:22:23 AM  
You think Dat Ass is big now??? Wait about 6 months....
 
2012-12-31 10:22:43 AM  

Highroller48: H31N0US: If you stop paying attention, they will go away.

To stop those monsters, one-two-three,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee!
(Guarantee void in Tennessee)
Just don't look! Just don't look!


Although that would be nice I already don't consume any of the clothes/shows/music/books these two produce but they are still fabulously wealthy and popular. It's clearly out of my hands and in the hands of morons.
 
2012-12-31 10:26:16 AM  
I'm generally of the belief that everyone in life should aim for better than just "normal" as a goal.

However for this kid I think that'll end up being the gold standard.

...maybe he or she will join a punk band and make something of themselves.
 
2012-12-31 10:27:57 AM  
I made a joke in another redded thread about the kid having a great sense of balance due to the genetics of a huge ass and a GIANT head from pops...but the moment has passed.

/fish sticks
 
2012-12-31 10:28:52 AM  

dai the flu: I know I'm just being cynical, but this seems like one of those well orchestrated moments designed to keep these two in the headlines.

/Step 1: fake pregnancy
//Step 2: fake miscarriage
///Step 3: profit


Next you'll tell me that Hollywood starlets announce their newfound bisexuality when they have a big movie coming out!
 
2012-12-31 10:30:52 AM  
Just goes to show, you can give a man a fortune and he'll still make himself sound like a goddamned farking retard.

'baby mama' indeed.
 
2012-12-31 10:31:11 AM  
Now she'll get even fatter.
 
2012-12-31 10:32:55 AM  
Now we just need Jennifer Aniston and whatever guy she is with, to officially announce she's pregnant.
 
2012-12-31 10:32:58 AM  
My name's Mike Rowe, and this is my job. I explore the country looking for people who aren't afraid to get dirty - hard-working men and women who earn an honest living doing the kinds of jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us. Now, get ready to get dirty. This week? Kim Kardashian's OB/Gyn
 
2012-12-31 10:36:15 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: My name's Mike Rowe, and this is my job. I explore the country looking for people who aren't afraid to get dirty - hard-working men and women who earn an honest living doing the kinds of jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us. Now, get ready to get dirty. This week? Kim Kardashian's OB/Gyn


I've met him... Dr. Ray J does some fine work... at leat according to his video documentation.
 
2012-12-31 10:38:50 AM  
Wouldn't it be funny if the baby had Down's?
 
2012-12-31 10:40:36 AM  

AeAe: Wouldn't it be funny if the baby had Down's?


Wouldn't be funny... the kid would still be the smart one.
 
2012-12-31 10:42:49 AM  
Alright, who wants to start a white house petition forcing her to get an abortion?
 
2012-12-31 10:46:17 AM  

dai the flu: I know I'm just being cynical, but this seems like one of those well orchestrated moments designed to keep these two in the headlines.

/Step 1: fake pregnancy
//Step 2: fake miscarriage
///Step 3: profit


As far as Kardashian Inc. goes, this is just the next logical step after her sham marriage earlier this year.

/Only half-serious.  I hope that even Kim Kardashian isn't cynical enough to go through with this sort of plan.
 
2012-12-31 10:47:21 AM  
Jeebus, Admins, you couldn't pick the simpler and more obvious Gold Digger headline? That was a gimme, especially since they'll eventually separate.
 
2012-12-31 10:47:52 AM  
Child Protective Services has been put on alert.
 
2012-12-31 10:48:43 AM  
usecicsevilla.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-31 10:48:59 AM  

Ponzholio: Alright, who wants to start a white house petition forcing her to get an abortion?


Or.. or..

Thalidomide
 
2012-12-31 10:52:06 AM  
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"
 
2012-12-31 10:56:45 AM  
Have they figured out who the father is?
 
2012-12-31 11:01:23 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Have they figured out who the father is?


have they figured WHAT the mother is?
 
2012-12-31 11:10:49 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: dragon927: Jesus, how fat is her ass gonna be now?

I'm hoping her figure never recovers, so we can finally see what she has to offer the world besides bland, deadeyed facial expressions and blatantly-posed-but-allegedly-candid photos of her getting in and out of limousines.


Thissy, thissy, that.
I could see her staying fat.
 
2012-12-31 11:16:18 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Between New Year's Eve and the spontaneous celebrations over this news breaking out in NBA locker rooms nationwide we could be looking at Peak Cristal, people.


LOL

/but seriously, what happens to Kris Humphries?
//All the talk of his having to adopt the baby as his since him and Kim are still officially married is just bullshiat, right?
 
2012-12-31 11:17:00 AM  
Congratulations to the hired help that will raise the baby, you'll be a great mom!
 
2012-12-31 11:18:15 AM  

thomps: i'm ok with this if only because they will likely set an unbreakable new standard for obnoxious celebrity baby name - to the point where it'll probably destroy the phenomenon completely.


We can only hope.
 
2012-12-31 11:18:23 AM  
I guess with Kanye's head or her ass, whichever way that kid comes out he's going to tear the shiat out of her
 
2012-12-31 11:22:41 AM  

Infernalist: Just goes to show, you can give a man a fortune and he'll still make himself sound like a goddamned farking retard.

'baby mama' indeed.


Exactly.
 
2012-12-31 11:23:42 AM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: AeAe: Wouldn't it be funny if the baby had Down's?

Wouldn't be funny... the kid would still be the smart one.


Thread over.
 
2012-12-31 11:23:47 AM  

eagles95: I guess with Kanye's head or her ass, whichever way that kid comes out he's going to tear the shiat out of her


champagne and jizz are not ideal for fetal development.
 
2012-12-31 11:30:34 AM  
I hear they're gonna name it "Lookit Me."
 
2012-12-31 11:33:55 AM  
I'm wondering which one of them will kill the baby first as it is getting more attention than them.

/ somewhat serious
 
2012-12-31 11:36:55 AM  
For those with kids, I am sure you remember that first moment. All your friends, relatives, etc have left. It's just the two of you and a brand new human. I picture these two idiots peering over the crib, heads cocked to the side, gently poking the baby with a stick...
 
2012-12-31 11:38:31 AM  
Can't wait for them to trot out the little bastard.
 
2012-12-31 11:38:34 AM  

eagles95: I guess with Kanye's head or her ass, whichever way that kid comes out he's going to tear the shiat out of her


The kid should slide right out, like a bowling ball down a hallway.
 
2012-12-31 11:40:24 AM  
I just don't understand all the hate.

Kim is a lovely, lovely woman who has had more than her share of relationship heartbreaks. Thanks to her loving and supportive family she has made her way through all that and found true love.

Not just true love, but true love with an incredibly talented and passionate man who also is misunderstood by the haters.

Their love story is one for the ages and we all should rejoice in the news that a child will soon be blessed upon this couple.

Now, we can only pray that her sister, the one married to the guy who used to be a basketball player, you know, the fattish one who came about after O.J. knocked up the mother, who used to be sort of hot I think, will soon conceive and the brother, who danced his way into the hearts of all Americans, will find great success with his sock business and the younger girls, presumably the products of the former Olympian's jizz will be ready to waltz to the forefront of our reality TV lives for years to come.

God bless the Kardashians.
 
2012-12-31 11:46:44 AM  
Jesus god I am so tried of the "My Daddy is rich so I'm a celebrity now" trend.

At least actors have a job and some talent.
 
2012-12-31 11:50:00 AM  

LlamaGirl: Dumbest baby ever.

Also, may be the antichrist.


I thought these two were suppose to spawn the antichrist?

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-12-31 11:50:21 AM  
And the seas boiled and the skies fell.
 
2012-12-31 11:51:33 AM  

TheraTx: i'm thinking dat ass is going to expand exponentially


Yeah, however she has literally nothing BUT time and money for personal trainers and such. There is no reason she shouldn;t get back to fapping weight right away.
 
2012-12-31 11:58:10 AM  
I just hope that their spawn does not find the Book of the Kosst Amojan.

/should not be obscure
 
2012-12-31 12:05:45 PM  

PsyLord: LlamaGirl: Dumbest baby ever.

Also, may be the antichrist.

I thought these two were suppose to spawn the antichrist?

[assets.nydailynews.com image 317x248]


Who are they?
 
2012-12-31 12:07:05 PM  

TheraTx: i'm thinking dat ass is going to expand exponentially


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-31 12:10:04 PM  
You know what I'm pissed about? That the news this morning used the farking term "Kimye" to describe the couple.

farking. Stop. That. shiat!
 
2012-12-31 12:17:40 PM  
TMZ is reporting that the kid was conceived near the Vatican
 
Byn
2012-12-31 12:19:36 PM  
Well, I guess that's good news for Social Workers, as this will undoubtedly mean that their employment rates are about to soar.

Silver lining, people!
 
2012-12-31 12:22:10 PM  
They're going to save a step and just name the kid "Foster"
 
2012-12-31 12:27:16 PM  

dragon927: Jesus, how fat is her ass gonna be now?


i1125.photobucket.com

/Answer: pretty big.
 
2012-12-31 12:29:33 PM  
so, it'll only be HALF as ugly as that melon-headed Eddie Munster brat her sister spawned?
 
2012-12-31 12:30:25 PM  
Will someone please take a tab of RU-486 and a blowgun and do the right thing? Fark. At least can we throw Logan into a volcano to make room for little shiate?
 
2012-12-31 12:31:11 PM  
Lohan. Damn autofark.
 
2012-12-31 12:36:30 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Between New Year's Eve and the spontaneous celebrations over this news breaking out in NBA locker rooms nationwide we could be looking at Peak Cristal, people.

LOL

/but seriously, what happens to Kris Humphries?
//All the talk of his having to adopt the baby as his since him and Kim are still officially married is just bullshiat, right?


Money is a funny thing.

In general, with enough of it, you basically make your own laws.
 
2012-12-31 12:40:34 PM  

Cletus C.: I just don't understand all the hate.

Kim is a lovely, lovely woman who has had more than her share of relationship heartbreaks. Thanks to her loving and supportive family she has made her way through all that and found true love.

Not just true love, but true love with an incredibly talented and passionate man who also is misunderstood by the haters.

Their love story is one for the ages and we all should rejoice in the news that a child will soon be blessed upon this couple.

Now, we can only pray that her sister, the one married to the guy who used to be a basketball player, you know, the fattish one who came about after O.J. knocked up the mother, who used to be sort of hot I think, will soon conceive and the brother, who danced his way into the hearts of all Americans, will find great success with his sock business and the younger girls, presumably the products of the former Olympian's jizz will be ready to waltz to the forefront of our reality TV lives for years to come.

God bless the Kardashians.


I love you so much right now.
 
2012-12-31 12:43:50 PM  
She is going to be a nightmare in her last trimester. I do not envy anyone who's going to be around her.
 
2012-12-31 12:44:32 PM  

PsyLord: I just hope that their spawn does not find the Book of the Kosst Amojan.

/should not be obscure


Provided their spawn doesn't seek out a religious leader, we should be safe.
 
2012-12-31 12:44:42 PM  
How girl get pragnent
 
2012-12-31 12:47:32 PM  
Thank gawd it ain't Linds who's up the duff. Not now, anyway.
 
2012-12-31 12:49:24 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Have they figured out who the father is?


Some mother f*ckin' gay fish.
 
2012-12-31 12:49:38 PM  

H31N0US: If you stop paying attention, they will go away. It's not as if KK has ever produced anything of value to anyone, and KW is just one of many one hit wonders who's outlasted his abilities. Neither will be missed.



I'm sorry, but regardless of what you think of Kanye West personally, calling him a one hit wonder is just silly. How many acts sell albums like this these days? And take a look at that list of multi-platinum singles.
 
2012-12-31 12:53:53 PM  
I am going to go ahead and say guess that of it is a boy it will be named Dukat, and Sesska if it is a girl.
 
2012-12-31 12:54:32 PM  
Kanye was over heard saying," When I find out which NBA team did this, ima gon kick day azz"
 
2012-12-31 01:05:41 PM  
This is the end, my only friend is the end...
 
2012-12-31 01:16:11 PM  
The mayans were right!!!!
 
2012-12-31 01:22:47 PM  
She's going to balloon up big time!
 
2012-12-31 01:43:27 PM  

kyrg: Kanye was over heard saying," When I find out which NBA team did this, ima gon kick day azz"


Ha!
 
2012-12-31 02:34:44 PM  
Which whore of Babylon is that. Deline or Evaniva?
 
2012-12-31 02:41:41 PM  
In a few months the Bajorans will learn the name of their children's oppressor.
 
2012-12-31 03:08:40 PM  

Brick-House: [usecicsevilla.files.wordpress.com image 641x478]


SG-9?
 
2012-12-31 03:45:59 PM  

Great Janitor: In a few months the Bajorans will learn the name of their children's oppressor.


Way more hittable than KK:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-31 03:59:24 PM  
 
2012-12-31 04:26:54 PM  
img408.imageshack.us

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-31 04:45:18 PM  
This child will either have or be the biggest ass in America.
 
2012-12-31 05:33:13 PM  
i237.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-31 06:05:16 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Brick-House: [usecicsevilla.files.wordpress.com image 641x478]

SG-9 SG-10?


FTFY

Give it around 9 months when she dilates.

www.gateworld.net
 
2012-12-31 06:20:47 PM  
One of the few times a retarded child would be a positive.
 
2012-12-31 06:32:40 PM  
I didn't even realize until a few weeks ago that Kim's biological dad was the OJ case guy. I thought Kim was only famous because of the Ray J sex tape. Silly me, I thought she didn't have any talent. She has a rich daddy - that makes her totally worth the praise heaped upon her by the media. If she was just some sex tape ho, she wouldn't deserve it at all! I can now rest easier knowing she is deserving of her fame.
 
2012-12-31 08:46:49 PM  
Yeah, if anyone offered any of you millions to film ur life for tv...you would all do it. Jealous much??
 
2012-12-31 09:23:20 PM  

dai the flu: I know I'm just being cynical, but this seems like one of those well orchestrated moments designed to keep these two in the headlines.

/Step 1: fake pregnancy
//Step 2: fake miscarriage
///Step 3: profit


I thought that had already been done by the Poorly-Tattooed Asian MySpace Dwarf-Slut?
 
2012-12-31 10:06:25 PM  

calbert: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"


Comment full of win
 
2012-12-31 10:46:41 PM  
I wonder if Paris Hilton will be the godmother.
 
2013-01-01 12:13:27 AM  

therecksays: calbert: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"

Comment full of win


But we're talking about Kim Kardashian, not the one who resembles a Wookiee.
 
2013-01-01 12:22:09 AM  

dragon927: Jesus, how fat is her ass gonna be now?


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

"We're going to need a bigger butt".
 
2013-01-01 11:42:23 AM  

PsyLord: Evil Mackerel: Brick-House: [usecicsevilla.files.wordpress.com image 641x478]

SG-9 SG-10?

FTFY

Give it around 9 months when she dilates.

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i see what you did there.

i still don't understand how it works. if you might as well be dead after crossing the event horizon, how is it that you are relatively immortal at the same time to the outside universe? those guys only thought a couple seconds had passed but on the outside 5 years had passed by the time they were rescued?

if there is a way to cross the event horizon safely, wouldn't it be better to live inside the event horizon if you wanted to keep information indefinitely?
 
2013-01-01 11:43:38 AM  

Flaming Yawn: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Between New Year's Eve and the spontaneous celebrations over this news breaking out in NBA locker rooms nationwide we could be looking at Peak Cristal, people.

LOL

/but seriously, what happens to Kris Humphries?
//All the talk of his having to adopt the baby as his since him and Kim are still officially married is just bullshiat, right?

Money is a funny thing.

In general, with enough of it, you basically make your own laws.


for those of us who are dead broke, and were in the same situation, would the married husband still be the legal father even if the female said 'X is the biological'?
 
2013-01-01 06:46:33 PM  
I read the headline, looked at the link, and threw up in my mouth a little.
 
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